某男,粗通英文,至使館,有表要填,有一欄是sex?! ≡撃兴贾靡?,毅然下筆:Once a week?! 『炞C官觀后暴笑,曰:This item ... [查看全文]
汪青會見外賓,要求翻譯要嚴(yán)格按她的意思翻,不許走樣。外賓一見到汪青,立刻拍馬屁道:"Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." ... [查看全文]
一位來自日本的旅客,坐出租車去機場的路上,看到一輛汽車經(jīng)過,就說:oh,TOKOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!又有一輛經(jīng)過... [查看全文]
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men ... [查看全文]
A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yes... [查看全文]
英語老師問一個學(xué)生,How are you是什么意思 學(xué)生想how是怎么,you 是你,于是回答怎么是你? 老師生氣又問另一個同學(xué):How o... [查看全文]
Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room. "Doctor," he said, "you must help m... [查看全文]
Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which... [查看全文]
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-G... [查看全文]