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2014-04-12關(guān)于性別

  某男,粗通英文,至使館,有表要填,有一欄是sex?! ≡撃兴贾靡?,毅然下筆:Once a week?! 『炞C官觀后暴笑,曰:This item ... [查看全文]

2014-04-12如此翻譯

  汪青會見外賓,要求翻譯要嚴(yán)格按她的意思翻,不許走樣。外賓一見到汪青,立刻拍馬屁道:"Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." ... [查看全文]

2014-04-12Made in Japan!

  一位來自日本的旅客,坐出租車去機場的路上,看到一輛汽車經(jīng)過,就說:oh,TOKOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!又有一輛經(jīng)過... [查看全文]

2014-04-12What?

  A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men ... [查看全文]

2014-04-11A good boy!

  A Good Boy  Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yes... [查看全文]

2014-04-11How old are you?

  英語老師問一個學(xué)生,How are you是什么意思  學(xué)生想how是怎么,you 是你,于是回答怎么是你?  老師生氣又問另一個同學(xué):How o... [查看全文]

2014-04-11不差錢

  Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.  "Doctor," he said, "you must help m... [查看全文]

2014-04-11兩只鳥!

  Two Birds  Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which... [查看全文]

2014-04-10遲到了

  Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?  Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-G... [查看全文]

2014-04-10絕配

  一位富婆為擁有一只珍貴的古玩而深感驕傲,以至于她竟要把臥室漆成與花瓶同樣的顏色。幾名油漆匠試圖調(diào)出這個底色,但是誰也沒有能令那... [查看全文]