英語幽默教程匯總和更新

　　我姐姐是一位小學(xué)老師。一次一個學(xué)生告訴她說一只鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩。　　是什么鳥呢?我姐姐問她。　　我沒看到鳥兒，老師... [查看全文]

　　Is he dying?　　A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and aske... [查看全文]

　　Tragedy　　George W. Bush visits an elementary school and the 4th grade class is in the middle of a discussi... [查看全文]

　　趣味漢語: 班花　　班里公開選舉班花。小麗是個才女，但是相貌平平。她大膽地走上講臺，發(fā)表自己的競選演說：各位兄弟姐妹，雖然我長... [查看全文]

　　Bat Problem　　Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer st... [查看全文]

　　A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she w... [查看全文]

　　Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory(煉獄) , being sized up by God. Well, Bill,... [查看全文]

　　Writing a Composition　　One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition -- If I ... [查看全文]

　　George asked the once wellknown wit, Horne Tooke,whether he could play cards.　　Your Majesty, replied Tooke, I... [查看全文]

　　A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a ma... [查看全文]