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2014-04-16加菲貓經(jīng)典語(yǔ)錄

 ?、?Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.  鈔票不是萬(wàn)能的,有時(shí)還需要信用卡.  ② One should l... [查看全文]

2014-04-16調(diào)侃總統(tǒng)

  選里根吧,要不他會(huì)哭的?! ote for Regan or he’ll cry.  感言:選里根的原因值得推敲,他哭可以給糖果或巧克力,但... [查看全文]

2014-04-16死而復(fù)生的兔子

  This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in his mouth. The rab... [查看全文]

2014-04-16英語(yǔ)方程式

  1. Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance  聰明男人 + 聰明女人 = 浪漫愛(ài)情  2. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregna... [查看全文]

2014-04-15一次物理考試

  Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking... [查看全文]

2014-04-15The New Teacher

  The New Teacher  George comes from school on the first of September.  "George, how did you like your new ... [查看全文]

2014-04-15Endearing terms

  Endearing terms  Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every req... [查看全文]

2014-04-15Are you a normal person?

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ..., "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?" " [查看全文]

2014-04-14Another 40 Years to live

  A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had... [查看全文]

2014-04-14如此長(zhǎng)的狗

  Such a Long Dog Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who... [查看全文]