?、?Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬(wàn)能的,有時(shí)還需要信用卡. ② One should l... [查看全文]
選里根吧,要不他會(huì)哭的?! ote for Regan or he’ll cry. 感言:選里根的原因值得推敲,他哭可以給糖果或巧克力,但... [查看全文]
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in his mouth. The rab... [查看全文]
1. Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance 聰明男人 + 聰明女人 = 浪漫愛(ài)情 2. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregna... [查看全文]
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking... [查看全文]
The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new ... [查看全文]
Endearing terms Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every req... [查看全文]
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ..., "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?" " [查看全文]
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had... [查看全文]
Such a Long Dog Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who... [查看全文]