英語幽默教程匯總和更新

　　三個(gè)互相爭生意的商店老板在一條林蔭道上租用了毗鄰的店鋪。旁觀者等著瞧好戲。　　右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：大減價(jià)!特便... [查看全文]

　　How much English can you speak?　　"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my ... [查看全文]

　　Cry　　"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."　　"O... [查看全文]

　　我可以回家了　　Now i can go home　　One day after school the teacher said to his students，Tomorrow morning，if... [查看全文]

　　A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.　　Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having ... [查看全文]

　　A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the U... [查看全文]

　　Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Brack, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched... [查看全文]

There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the be... [查看全文]

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in t... [查看全文]

"You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on far... [查看全文]