英語幽默教程匯總和更新

　　A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him.　　"What a terrible voice... [查看全文]

　　Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my chances of recovery?　　Doctor: Just one hundred percen... [查看全文]

　　Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? "　　Replied the se... [查看全文]

　　An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.　　"Doctor, I just can't get to... [查看全文]

　　A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of l... [查看全文]

　Poet: I hope you've received the little volume of poems I sent you.　　Woman: Oh, yes. It's very nice.... [查看全文]

　　What does DC stand for?　　An American teacher asked one of her pupils, "What's the nation's capital?"... [查看全文]

　　Farmer: If you want to spend the night here, you'll have to make your own bed.　　Traveling salesman: That's perfectly all right.　　Farmer: Here's a hammer and saw. Good night. [查看全文]

　　During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent.　　"How am I doing?" h... [查看全文]

　　A little girl's grandfather had a long beard, but one morning he shaved it off.　　When he came down to breakfast, the little girl cried, "Grandpa! Whose head have you got on?". [查看全文]