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There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car. So, he went to a dealership and bought a car... [查看全文]
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There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a pistol. He... [查看全文]
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A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand."I ca... [查看全文]
Workman:Mr.Brown,I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages. I have just been married. Employer:Very ... [查看全文]
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