Professor: When is your birthday?Kid: May 30.Professor: Which year?Kid: Every year.教授:你的生日是什么時(shí)候?孩子:5月30日。教授:哪一年?孩子:每年都是。 [查看全文]
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?Ron: Well, I don't know---d... [查看全文]
Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his moth... [查看全文]
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to ... [查看全文]
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the mor... [查看全文]
"Ten steps from the porch(門(mén)廊) and twenty steps from the rose bushes," growled Bluebeard in Jimmy's dream ... [查看全文]
Two Pieces of CakeTom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it... [查看全文]
A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the... [查看全文]
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.... [查看全文]
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today'... [查看全文]