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2014-08-22把打架打贏的那只給我

Bring me the winner-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fig... [查看全文]

2014-08-21我是一個壞人么?

話說,在reddit上.. 有個叫offmychest的板塊,是專門給各個網(wǎng)友懺悔用的。前幾天,有個網(wǎng)友寫下了這么一個故事。當時我干了一整天的活終于... [查看全文]

2014-08-20He is really somebody他真是個大人物!

He is really somebody-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A mainten... [查看全文]

2014-08-15猴子和跳騷有什么區(qū)別?

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have... [查看全文]

2014-08-14孩子多大了?

After waiting over 3 frustrating hours at the airport for the arrival of a plane that had been delayed for tak... [查看全文]

2014-07-30Bad Drivers

  Bad Drivers  There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone an... [查看全文]

2014-07-10如夢初醒

  A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcoho... [查看全文]

2014-07-10讓你兒子靜下來

  In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing(吼叫) baby. The gentleman ... [查看全文]

2014-07-103位醫(yī)生在天堂門口

  Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked them why they should be let into heaven.  The first doctor... [查看全文]

2014-07-10夢中更聰明

  When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "I remember... [查看全文]