英語(yǔ)幽默教程匯總和更新
英語(yǔ)幽默更新列表
- 2014-09-13說(shuō)你愛(ài)我
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一對(duì)熱戀中的男女。女生非常沒(méi)有安全感，于是對(duì)著男友說(shuō)：SAY I LOVE YOU!! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!男的答道：IT! [查看全文]
- 2014-09-13What are you sorry for?
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某人刻苦學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)，終有小成。一日上街不慎與一老外相撞，忙說(shuō)：I am sorry。老外應(yīng)道：I am sorry too。某人聽(tīng)后又道：I am sorry... [查看全文]
- 2014-09-13向左還是向右？
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一位在美的留學(xué)生，想要考國(guó)際駕照。在考試時(shí)因?yàn)檫^(guò)于緊張，看到地上標(biāo)線是向左轉(zhuǎn)。他不放心的問(wèn)道:turn left?監(jiān)考官回答：right。于是他... [查看全文]
- 2014-09-12你到底去不去廁所！
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小明上英文課時(shí)跟老師說(shuō)：May I go to the toilet? 老師說(shuō)：Go ahead. 小明就坐了下來(lái)。過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，小明又跟老師說(shuō)：May I go ... [查看全文]
- 2014-09-12你真漂亮~
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A man see a woman is beautiful so he said:'Oh,you are beautiful!'But the woman like Chinese said:"Where?Wh... [查看全文]
- 2014-08-29卓別林和愛(ài)因斯坦間的搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話
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愛(ài)因斯坦，，被公認(rèn)為是自伽利略、牛頓以來(lái)最偉大的科學(xué)家、物理學(xué)家，被美國(guó)《時(shí)代周刊》評(píng)選為世紀(jì)偉人。查理·卓別林，20世紀(jì)著名的... [查看全文]
- 2014-08-28弟弟他贏了，不過(guò)受傷了
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He Won他贏了Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt ... [查看全文]
- 2014-08-28吉姆的歷史考試
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Jim’s History Examination吉姆的歷史考試Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?舅舅：吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎... [查看全文]
- 2014-08-27論文選題神馬的都不重要，重要的是你的論文導(dǎo)師是誰(shuí)
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It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typew... [查看全文]
- 2014-08-26狗也知道這個(gè)諺語(yǔ)嗎？
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Does the dog know the proverb, too?狗也知道這個(gè)諺語(yǔ)嗎?The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog."It... [查看全文]
