讓你兒子靜下來

　　In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing(吼叫) baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."

　　A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended(稱贊，表揚(yáng)) for trying to soothe(安慰) your son, Albert."

　　The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."

　　一個(gè)人在超市里推著購物車，一個(gè)小孩子在車?yán)锊煌５拇蟪炒蠼小Ｍ栖嚨哪腥艘恢睖厝岬啬钸吨?rdquo;別激動(dòng)，阿爾伯特，別嚷出來，阿爾伯特，別叫，阿爾伯特，冷靜，阿爾伯特。"

　　站在他旁邊的一位女士對(duì)他說道：“您能這樣安慰您的兒子阿爾伯特真的讓我們感到很不容易。”

　　男人看著那位女士說：“太太，我是阿爾伯特。