3位醫(yī)生在天堂門口

　　Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked them why they should be let into heaven.

　　The first doctor said,″Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work.″ St. Peter let him in.

　　The second doctor said, ″I haven't won any prizes, but I've started free clinics and helped those in need forfree.″ St. Peter let him in.

　　The third doctor said, ″I'm responsible for all the hospitals across the United States.″

　　St. Peter thought about it for a minute and said, ″OK,I'll let you in, but you will be responsible for your safety!″

　　3位醫(yī)生到了天堂。圣彼得問他們，為什么他們能進入天堂。

　　第一個醫(yī)生回答因為我獲得過諾貝爾和平獎。圣彼得讓他進了天堂。

　　第二個醫(yī)生回答我沒得過什么獎，但我開設過免費門診，免費治病。圣彼得讓他進了天堂。

　　第三個醫(yī)生回答我負責管理美國所有的醫(yī)院。

　　圣彼得思考了一分鐘，說，好吧，我讓你進去，但你要為自己的安全負責!