卡卡英語 第339期:你的蛙寶有多乖巧
最近一款名為“旅行青蛙”（travel frog)刷爆了朋友圈。大大填補(bǔ)了眾多 “空巢青年”們寂寞的內(nèi)心。
New Words
capture vt. 俘獲；奪得；
desperate adj. 不顧一切的；令人絕望的；極度渴望的
charger n. 充電器；
Travel Frog has captured hearts of millions of Chinese mobile users. The game features a frog, which the player needs to prep for a journey. If the player preps the frog well, it will return with treats for the player.
“旅行青蛙”俘獲了數(shù)以百萬計(jì)中國(guó)移動(dòng)用戶的心。游戲的特色就是青蛙，旅行青蛙中玩家需要給自己的青蛙準(zhǔn)備出門旅行的包裹便當(dāng)物品。如果玩家準(zhǔn)備的好，它回來是會(huì)給玩家禮物。
好多人紛紛表示，自從玩兒了這個(gè)游戲
竟然有了種當(dāng)媽的感覺
盯著手機(jī)屏幕的雙眼
時(shí)時(shí)刻刻散發(fā)著老母親的光輝
不少蛙媽媽瘋狂的曬蛙
還真以為自己養(yǎng)了兒子
我就呵呵呵了
來看下真實(shí)的養(yǎng)娃場(chǎng)景吧！
貼心的蛙兒子知道給你寄個(gè)照片，帶個(gè)禮物啥的，你能好好睡你的覺，洗你的澡，而真正的娃兒呢...
Becoming a parent means spending the rest of your life looking like you are in desperate need of a shower, a nap, and a heavy drink.
成為一個(gè)父母意味著你余生都會(huì)看起來迫切需要一個(gè)淋浴、小睡還有好好喝一杯。
When someone asks what it's like to be a mom I show them the magazine I've been carrying for 6mths,because dammit I'm gonna read it one day.
當(dāng)有人問當(dāng)媽媽的感覺，我告訴他們我已經(jīng)隨身帶了六個(gè)月的雜志，該死的，我一定要找一天把它看完！
你的蛙兒子乖乖在手機(jī)里吃飯睡覺旅行，而現(xiàn)實(shí)中的娃兒分分鐘讓你抓狂...
When I was a kid I would never have believed how much parenting in 2016 involves finding missing iPad chargers.
當(dāng)我還是個(gè)孩子的時(shí)候，我從來不會(huì)相信2016年找個(gè)Ipad充電器得多費(fèi)勁。
還有下面的...
I never knew how long it took a human to fall asleep until I had kids. In case you're wondering it's 2 hours, 3 cups of water, & 18 books.
我從來不知道一個(gè)人要多久才能睡著，直到我有了孩子。如果你想知道，那我來告訴你，一共要2小時(shí)，3杯水，還有18本書。
When your kid is a baby:"I can't wait til they learn to talk!"
When your kid is 2+:"OMG ENOUGH, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP."
當(dāng)你娃還很小的時(shí)候：“他們什么時(shí)候能說話，我等不及了！”
當(dāng)你娃兩歲多：“老天，夠了！停下吧！”
這么看來，蛙寶可算的上是相當(dāng)省心乖巧了，你有自己的蛙寶么?又和它有什么“感人肺腑”的故事，記得留言告訴卡卡喲
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