聽美劇學(xué)英語 - 摩登家庭第一季 第八集 Great Expectations

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要修樓梯了

 

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早安哦

 

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我還在睡覺覺

 

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結(jié)婚紀(jì)念日快樂

 

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他們還說我們不會(huì)長(zhǎng)久呢

 

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誰說的?

 

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- 你看你 多貼心啊

- 來 打開看看

 

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- 你放了什么呀?

- 啥也沒放 其實(shí)有的 啥也沒放

 

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- 是個(gè)立體鏡耶

- 朝里看

 

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是我們 我們那時(shí)多年輕啊

 

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天 爆炸頭

 

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突出了我的臉哦

 

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為什么會(huì)有張手鏈的照片?

 

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肯定是搞錯(cuò)了 這是啥呀?

 

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- Phil 你不是吧

- 什么? 我咋了?

 

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哇 太漂亮了 親愛的 我好喜歡啊

 

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- 好 到你咯

- 到我了? 在哪里?

 

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在梳妝臺(tái)那

 

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我很驚奇耶 居然沒發(fā)現(xiàn)

 

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在哪?

 

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就在那 紅色的信封

 

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哦 是張...卡啊

 

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這你就錯(cuò)了

 

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我好興奮哦

 

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嘿 是兌換券...

 

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用來換五個(gè)...免費(fèi)的擁抱

 

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- 你不喜歡?

- 說啥呢? 我超喜歡的

 

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多有創(chuàng)意 免費(fèi)的擁抱要用兌換券換...

 

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看起來很正式哦 真的很棒

 

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想到這個(gè)點(diǎn)子的時(shí)候我也很自豪呢

因?yàn)楦鞠氩坏劫I什么給你

 

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你都沒有想要的東西

 

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我想要的東西多了去了

機(jī)器狗 夜視鏡 吸蟲槍

 

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GPS手表 像石頭一樣的對(duì)講機(jī)

 

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我愛我老婆 但她太不會(huì)送禮了

 

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我的付費(fèi)頻道行話請(qǐng)見諒

又想到了 酸奶機(jī)

 

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一提起我想要的東西啊

 

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<font color=#38B0DE>摩登家庭

第1季 第8集

BD版本調(diào)教：Tearemix</font> 

 

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我不知道她是不是要換尿片了

 

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可以看出來吧

 

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很難的 這些尿片有三層防漏

 

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防漏鎖 完美的輪廓 保護(hù)寶寶

 

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防止松弛 防止皸裂

 

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Cam 覺不覺得我們應(yīng)該...

 

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出去玩一晚? 好啊好啊

 

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和大人們一起幾個(gè)鐘

 

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喝點(diǎn)小酒 不談寶寶的東西

 

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這樣我們才能更好的養(yǎng)育孩子

 

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別扯了 你成功了

 

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讓Gloria幫咱帶孩子 我們出去玩

 

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你身上沾到了口水

 

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是嗎 你知道叫上誰會(huì)很好玩嗎?

 

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- Sal

- Sal!

 

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來歡呼哦 Lily

 

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耶! 我們要叫上Sal哦

 

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Sal是我們這世上最好的朋友

 

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我們喜歡她是因?yàn)樗耆贌o禁忌

 

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完全沒有

 

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那還是她喝酒之前

 

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和她一起玩就好像每天都是

阿姆斯特丹的周末晚上

 

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更諷刺的是 她被禁止回阿姆斯特丹了

 

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每天都被禁止

 

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當(dāng)然荒淫帶小孩咯

 

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她滴其他鍋鍋姐姐今晚都來這住哦

 

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人越多越開心

 

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好 今晚見吶 掰掰

 

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Haley還會(huì)來嗎?

 

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你們是親戚耶

 

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小心我拿水管噴你哦

 

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所有孫子孫女都回來"Jay之夜"

都是家里傳統(tǒng)了

 

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所有人都穿睡衣 他們可喜歡了

 

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我會(huì)做我著名的"邋遢杰漢堡"

其實(shí)是"邋遢喬漢堡"啦

 

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不過是Jay(杰)做的 他們也可喜歡了

 

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然后我們會(huì)一起看西部片

 

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這個(gè)他們倒一點(diǎn)都不喜歡

 

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不過 這可是"Jay之夜"哦

 

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媽 今晚Andrew Adler家有個(gè)派對(duì)

 

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所有人都去的

 

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聽起來是蠻好玩啦 但我有別的安排了

 

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真是好搞笑哦 我是在說我啦

 

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真是少見啊

 

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親愛的 你說了今晚要去外公家的

 

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是啊 這正正好

 

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Andrew家就在外公家數(shù)條街外

 

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寶貝 你許下了承諾的啊

 

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但我真的想去啊

 

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還有啊 每次去外公家的時(shí)候

Manny就一直盯著我

 

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也許是因?yàn)槟悴淮餍卣?/p>

 

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Alex!

 

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什么? 我都等不及去外公家了

 

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對(duì)我來說家庭就是一切

 

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因?yàn)槟銢]朋友

 

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錯(cuò) 因?yàn)槲覑弁夤?而且他越來越老啦

 

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誰知道他還剩多少年啊?

 

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外公要死了嗎?

 

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他們沒跟你說?

 

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Alex 別嚇你弟弟了

 

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沒有的事 你外公好著呢

 

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暫時(shí)的

 

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會(huì)是誰啊?

 

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你在等什么重要的人嗎?

 

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謝謝你

 

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還有花?

 

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不好意思哦

 

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暈 對(duì)不起啥啊 這花漂亮極了

 

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我準(zhǔn)備太多了 又是立體鏡

 

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又是手鏈 鮮花和氣球

 

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我不是一定要你...氣球!?

 

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綁在你的車子上了哦

 

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我只是不想讓你為你小小兌換券...

 

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感到難受而已

 

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等一下 你以為禮券是我唯一的禮物?

 

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- 開什么玩笑?

- 不是嗎?

 

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才不是呢! Phil 這是我們的紀(jì)念日耶

 

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那些禮券只是小前戲而已

 

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你真正的禮物會(huì)在今晚收到哦

你肯定會(huì)喜歡的

 

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- 肯定會(huì)喜歡的!

- 太好了!

 

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我啥也沒準(zhǔn)備 我完蛋了

 

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這里有太多的回憶啦

 

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抱抱! 寶貝熊!

 

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我的小童軍! 哇 你們真是...!

 

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你看你吖!

 

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你們留意到什么不同沒?

 

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- 呃 頭發(fā)長(zhǎng)了?

- 不是

 

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你漂白了牙齒?

 

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不是! 給你們點(diǎn)小提示吧

 

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波霸!

 

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哇!

 

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真夠勁的!

 

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對(duì)啊! 你們想摸嗎?

 

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我是基的 又不是死人 你允許嗎?

 

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你百香果臺(tái)克利酒喝多了 我當(dāng)然沒事

 

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- 好 來好好摸哦

- 我來啦!

 

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(鳥語歌)

 

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Lily喜歡你唱的...歌嗎?

 

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當(dāng)然了 能讓她放輕松滴

 

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好吧

 

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看來Lily是聾子

 

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小鬼頭們來啦!

 

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- 你好呀!

- 外公好

 

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進(jìn)來吧

 

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- 嗨!

- 嗨!

 

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- 好啊

- 好啊好啊!

 

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來了呀 Heley 你好

 

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控制下你自己 Jethro(英國(guó)一喜劇演員)

 

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準(zhǔn)備好來開心了嗎?

 

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干嘛?

 

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我愛你 外公 我永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)忘記你的

 

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好啦 我也一樣哦

 

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這是睡衣派對(duì) 你的睡衣呢?

 

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在我包包里

 

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我有些話要跟你說

 

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她想要和Dylan去派對(duì)玩啊外公

 

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你閉嘴 Alex!

 

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就在我朋友Andrew Adler家

他就住在3條街外

 

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走路的距離啊

 

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是啊 本來我是不會(huì)問你的

因?yàn)槲液脨蹃砟氵@

 

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但這個(gè)派對(duì)又比較重要 而且...

 

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哦 如果有人約你過來

爽約就是對(duì)不起他們

 

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就是啊!

 

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很高興我們達(dá)成了共識(shí)

 

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哇 太簡(jiǎn)單了吧 太棒了

 

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你還不知道發(fā)生了什么事對(duì)不對(duì)?

 

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- 穿上你的睡衣 Haley!

- 什么?

 

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她在我房間換的話我會(huì)很開心的

 

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會(huì)是誰咧?

 

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你在等什么重要的人嗎?

 

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你做了些什么啊?

 

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啥也沒有 只知道有人在門外而已

 

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來搖滾吧 Phil Dumphy

 

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準(zhǔn)備擦眼淚吧 Phil!

 

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- 呃...

- 是Iz!

 

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誰?

 

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史班道芭蕾合唱團(tuán)的Izzy Lafontaine

 

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Izzy fontaine 來自...

 

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- 他知道的 剛剛都雞凍到無語了

- 耶!

 

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Phil愛死史班道芭蕾合唱團(tuán)了

 

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我們初吻的時(shí)候

那首叫"真話"的歌就在車子里播著呢

 

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這是我們的歌

 

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我搜了一下 發(fā)現(xiàn)了他們的首席吉他手

就住在40英里以外

 

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他電話就在黃頁里

 

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多80年代啊!?

 

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我從未喜歡過史班道芭蕾合唱團(tuán)

 

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結(jié)婚以來 我一次都沒提到過這個(gè)名字

 

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我剛剛發(fā)音沒錯(cuò)吧?

 

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今晚要給我們開專場(chǎng)演唱會(huì)的

就是這位吉他手和...

 

188

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其實(shí)是貝司手啦

 

189

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領(lǐng)唱

 

190

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合音手

 

191

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是史班道芭蕾合唱團(tuán)的哦

 

192

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我就在Richard M和Martin K中間

 

193

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哦 他們啊

 

194

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我想死你們啦

 

195

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敬我們!

 

196

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- 耶 敬我們!

- 敬我們?nèi)齽?

 

197

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- 卡波!(加州南部)

- 什么?

 

198

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喂 你們這些混蛋 我們一直都在說的啊

 

199

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付諸行動(dòng)吧! 我們?nèi)タú?

走吧走吧!

 

200

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好 我們走!

 

201

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對(duì)啊 肯定好好玩

 

202

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"好玩" 開什么國(guó)際玩笑

 

203

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有瑪格麗塔 有你們 有這對(duì)

這一趟會(huì)變成史詩(shī)之旅的!

 

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等一下 我們要找人帶Lily

 

205

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好好好

 

206

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如果我和那些女招待親熱了

你會(huì)給我多少錢?

 

207

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等一下 你會(huì)給我多少錢?

 

208

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老那個(gè)還是少的那個(gè)?

 

209

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少的那個(gè)10刀 老的那個(gè)20

 

210

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那我要掙30塊錢

 

211

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我打電話看看Lily怎樣 很快的

 

212

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現(xiàn)在?

 

213

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是啊 就一小會(huì)兒

 

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可是...你就會(huì)錯(cuò)過"為黛西小姐開車"

的淫蕩版了耶(美國(guó)電影)

 

215

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- 就一小會(huì)兒嘛

- 很快的

 

216

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你真應(yīng)該打死那寶寶

 

217

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什么?

 

218

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你真應(yīng)該打給那寶寶

 

219

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我超愛你們的哦!

 

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- 她剛剛是不是...

- 我開始害怕了

 

221

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我啥也沒有

 

222

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我有很好的一對(duì)哦

 

223

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當(dāng)然咯 (指胸部)

 

224

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我的牌是垃圾

 

225

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我也沒有好牌

 

226

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開玩笑? 那是順子耶

 

227

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- 是嗎?

- 她贏了!

 

228

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- 你贏了哦

- 我贏了耶

 

229

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我覺得真該賞杯蘇打給自己啊

 

230

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好樣的 Haley

 

231

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我都不知道怎樣玩

 

232

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嗨 親愛的

 

233

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天 你嚇到我了

 

234

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- 你怎么...?

- 燈泡滅了

 

235

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你不馬上換的話你就再也沒空去換了

 

236

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喏 這里的一毫一厘都逃不過我法眼咯

 

237

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我可是練過的

 

238

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Haley比起她媽她舅還真是沒有任何新意

 

239

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但沒人能走出去

 

240

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好 這首歌在美國(guó)不怎么紅

 

241

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不過在荷蘭的榜單上排過第六哦

 

242

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整個(gè)夏天我想到偏僻的角落都不行

 

243

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那些女孩就涌上來要給我吹

 

244

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好啦 你彈就是了 我覺得...

 

245

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他還蠻不錯(cuò)的 甜心

 

246

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不用謝

 

247

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今晚真合適呀 愛人真合適

 

248

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Phil 我覺得你愛人想親你喲

 

249

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哦 好吧

 

250

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繼續(xù)呀 又不是親你妹 來個(gè)激情長(zhǎng)吻

 

251

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爛笑話 一點(diǎn)都不好笑

 

252

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我妹因?yàn)樘悄虿〉牟l(fā)癥失去雙足

 

253

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我來給你倒點(diǎn)兒水吧 還是...

 

254

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你們有茶嗎?

 

255

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- 有 當(dāng)然有 我去泡

- 好 要甘菊茶

 

256

00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,496

- 不行 你一點(diǎn)都不能錯(cuò)過

- 好吧

 

257

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天 剛怎么... 我怎么這樣

 

258

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- 只顧自己了

- 沒事

 

259

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- 這掃興 這是屬于你們的夜晚

- 不會(huì)啊

 

260

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我們重新做好 你念歌名我來唱

 

261

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就唱經(jīng)典的 那些經(jīng)典熱歌

 

262

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那些歌會(huì)唱的啦 理所當(dāng)然的

 

263

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先回憶下曲目 最喜歡的次要歌

 

264

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好玩!好玩! 只是我記名字能力很差

 

265

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哼下調(diào)調(diào)

 

266

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這不就是我剛剛唱那首嘛

 

267

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是哦 我都弄混了 讓我想想...

 

268

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在哪張專輯上?

 

269

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第二 我想說的是第二章

 

270

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唱片封面是啥?

 

271

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有個(gè)術(shù)士 又或者是海景畫

 

272

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術(shù)士..."千禧的日出"?

 

273

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千禧的日出

 

274

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根本就沒有千禧日出這張碟 怎么了嘛?

 

275

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你根本就不是班粉

 

276

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在門口的時(shí)候你根本不知道我是誰

 

277

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- 我從你眼睛里能看出來 我被整了?

- 求你告訴Claire

 

278

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她搞錯(cuò)了但是對(duì)她而言這個(gè)很重要

我不想傷她的感受

 

279

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她的感受? 好 那我的感受呢?

 

280

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這是我的事業(yè)耶 陌生人

 

281

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我的音樂曾經(jīng)被人熱愛

 

282

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但我現(xiàn)在一文不值了 我又是什么感覺?

 

283

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真夠侮辱人的

 

284

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別! 別走啊!

 

285

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嘿! 你們?cè)谧鍪裁?

 

286

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他居然肯讓我碰它耶

 

287

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我覺得她說了"打死"倆字 Cam 我說真的

 

288

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好啦 也許只是個(gè)小玩笑

 

289

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她老講黑色幽默的啦

 

290

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那倒是 還記得她那件萬圣節(jié)服裝嗎?

 

291

00:12:50,196 --> 00:12:52,286

她打扮成Siegfried帶著Roy的殘骸?

(魔術(shù)師 白老虎兄弟 后Roy殘廢)

 

292

00:12:52,376 --> 00:12:54,266

- 歷歷在目

- 是啊

 

293

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- 那只是玩笑啦

- 是啊

 

294

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好了 她回來了

 

295

00:12:57,746 --> 00:12:59,246

我來提起Lily的事 看她怎么反應(yīng)

 

296

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給她看照片呀

 

297

00:13:00,236 --> 00:13:02,806

給錢吧 小賤人!

 

298

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- 哇 又來飲料啊

- 免費(fèi)的哦!

 

299

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你一定要看看這些照片

 

300

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什么照片?

 

301

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- 是Lily在動(dòng)物園拍的

- 哇 真可愛

 

302

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- 看這張

- 可愛 可愛到爆了

 

303

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你們是要帶Lily一起去卡波咯

 

304

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既然你們總是寸步不離她

 

305

00:13:20,656 --> 00:13:23,206

- 唔 很可能的哦

- 是啊 很可能

 

306

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我會(huì)把她扔到海里

 

307

00:13:25,026 --> 00:13:27,256

- 什么?

- 我說我要去尿尿

 

308

00:13:27,836 --> 00:13:29,886

- 根本不是那回事

- 一點(diǎn)都不

 

309

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怎么辦啊? 要說點(diǎn)什么吧?

 

310

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怎么提起這事啊?

 

311

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她威脅我們的寶寶耶

你關(guān)心的只是怎么去說?

 

312

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你知道這是什么嗎?

 

313

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什么?

 

314

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這是初生寶寶綜合征

 

315

00:13:45,538 --> 00:13:49,508

獨(dú)生小祖宗肯定很開心

但是當(dāng)老二來了之后

 

316

00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:53,028

大的寶寶就會(huì)妒忌第二個(gè)寶寶

然后就會(huì)表現(xiàn)出來

 

317

00:13:53,118 --> 00:13:56,008

你好聰明哦 不過Sal可不是我們的寶寶

 

318

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你就仔細(xì)想想吧

 

319

00:13:57,468 --> 00:13:59,488

聽我說 我們什么都替她做

 

320

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她哭的時(shí)候我們抱她

她走不動(dòng)的時(shí)候我們背她

 

321

00:14:02,868 --> 00:14:05,018

真的什么都做過了 除了教她用便器

 

322

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哎!

 

323

00:14:06,748 --> 00:14:08,728

我想啊...

 

324

00:14:09,368 --> 00:14:10,288

對(duì)不起

 

325

00:14:10,388 --> 00:14:14,498

去卡波的時(shí)候要找?guī)С貫I酒吧的酒店

 

326

00:14:14,598 --> 00:14:17,388

因?yàn)樵趲鶃韥砘鼗靥苛?/p>

 

327

00:14:17,468 --> 00:14:18,718

好了 我們?cè)倌命c(diǎn)喝的

 

328

00:14:19,008 --> 00:14:20,698

Sal 我們要談一談

 

329

00:14:20,768 --> 00:14:22,018

關(guān)于Lily的

 

330

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哦 我好震精哦 說吧

 

331

00:14:24,378 --> 00:14:28,008

你會(huì)不會(huì)在嫉妒她?

 

332

00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:32,238

什么? 你說什么?

 

333

00:14:32,428 --> 00:14:33,928

你...你怎么這么說啊?

 

334

00:14:34,038 --> 00:14:35,428

因?yàn)槟悴豢峡此恼掌?/p>

 

335

00:14:35,538 --> 00:14:38,368

又說要打死她啊 扔進(jìn)海里的話

 

336

00:14:38,408 --> 00:14:40,988

好啦 開玩笑嘛! 你們有點(diǎn)情趣好不!

 

337

00:14:41,098 --> 00:14:43,378

沒事的啦 給我看看洋子的照片

 

338

00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,328

- 你看看 - Sal!

- 暈 開玩笑啦!

 

339

00:14:45,438 --> 00:14:48,528

因?yàn)樗莵喼奕?而且打破了我們的組合

 

340

00:14:48,618 --> 00:14:52,658

咱就承認(rèn)了我們之間是發(fā)生了變化吧

 

341

00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:56,438

但你知道嗎? Lily的存在

絲毫沒有減少我們對(duì)你的愛

 

342

00:14:56,738 --> 00:14:57,988

絕對(duì)沒有

 

343

00:14:58,068 --> 00:15:01,098

我們以前很要好的 你老是打電話給我

 

344

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現(xiàn)在你都不打了

 

345

00:15:03,258 --> 00:15:04,078

但是我們...

 

346

00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:06,908

就像上個(gè)禮拜 我做了個(gè)噩夢(mèng)

 

347

00:15:07,008 --> 00:15:11,508

我想"好吧 給他們打個(gè)電話"

但是我又想 "不行!"

 

348

00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:17,118

不能打! 會(huì)吵到寶寶的!

 

349

00:15:17,238 --> 00:15:19,038

- 你隨時(shí)都可以打啊

- 只管打就是了

 

350

00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:21,468

親愛的 當(dāng)時(shí)不在你身邊是我們錯(cuò)了

 

351

00:15:21,578 --> 00:15:23,648

但我們現(xiàn)在在啦 好不好?

 

352

00:15:28,088 --> 00:15:28,588

好點(diǎn)沒?

 

353

00:15:28,748 --> 00:15:31,748

你沾到了點(diǎn)口水

 

354

00:15:31,878 --> 00:15:33,768

她睡著了?

 

355

00:15:37,548 --> 00:15:39,448

暈 要是Lily也能這樣睡著就好了

 

356

00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:41,818

給她八杯龍舌蘭試試看

 

357

00:15:47,838 --> 00:15:50,418

我真搞不懂為什么她睡不著

 

358

00:15:50,528 --> 00:15:51,538

我有個(gè)看法

 

359

00:15:51,678 --> 00:15:53,528

我找到電影了咯

 

360

00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:57,528

Manny 去弄點(diǎn)爆米花來

 

361

00:15:58,818 --> 00:16:00,548

你在找這個(gè)嗎?

 

362

00:16:01,238 --> 00:16:02,478

你拿了我的鞋子?

 

363

00:16:02,548 --> 00:16:03,868

我拿走了你的自由

 

364

00:16:03,928 --> 00:16:05,498

對(duì)不起咯孩子 今晚不屬于你

 

365

00:16:05,578 --> 00:16:07,138

你干嘛要這樣嘛?

 

366

00:16:07,238 --> 00:16:09,748

我只是想去那派對(duì)兩個(gè)鐘頭

 

367

00:16:09,798 --> 00:16:13,418

你要恩準(zhǔn)我現(xiàn)在都回來了!

會(huì)難受死你嗎?

 

368

00:16:13,518 --> 00:16:15,438

她就像她媽一樣

 

369

00:16:15,518 --> 00:16:17,988

你為什么要這樣對(duì)Haley嘛?

 

370

00:16:18,058 --> 00:16:19,838

我? 她才是討厭鬼好不好?

 

371

00:16:19,918 --> 00:16:21,618

你太小題大做了

 

372

00:16:21,698 --> 00:16:24,178

我像Haley這么大滴時(shí)候我可耐我外公了

 

373

00:16:24,268 --> 00:16:26,948

我還是想和男生一起去派對(duì)啊

 

374

00:16:27,008 --> 00:16:29,478

對(duì)啊 就和Claire一樣

 

375

00:16:29,568 --> 00:16:31,488

Mitchell也是 但是你要知道

 

376

00:16:31,548 --> 00:16:34,048

想和我斗智 輸定了

 

377

00:16:34,098 --> 00:16:36,748

怎么了嘛? 想要大干一架?

 

378

00:16:36,838 --> 00:16:40,578

我只是想把他們多留在身邊一會(huì)

 

379

00:16:40,648 --> 00:16:44,548

天知道我還能過幾次"Jay之夜"

 

380

00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:47,588

我已經(jīng)開始想你了!

 

381

00:16:47,698 --> 00:16:49,398

你這孩子今晚是怎么了?

 

382

00:16:49,478 --> 00:16:53,898

去廚房幫著大家 我很快就過去

 

383

00:16:53,998 --> 00:16:57,398

你想和你外孫女玩久一點(diǎn)沒關(guān)系

 

384

00:16:57,498 --> 00:17:00,228

但是一定要這樣做嗎?

 

385

00:17:00,308 --> 00:17:01,868

好吧

 

386

00:17:02,058 --> 00:17:05,938

你真是個(gè)好外公 她在樓上耶

 

387

00:17:06,028 --> 00:17:07,988

我知道

 

388

00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:10,858

Dylan?

 

389

00:17:12,818 --> 00:17:16,038

- 啊?

- 起來

 

390

00:17:16,148 --> 00:17:18,348

你是來接Haley去派對(duì)的吧?

 

391

00:17:18,448 --> 00:17:19,288

是的

 

392

00:17:19,818 --> 00:17:21,958

她在屋子里

 

393

00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:25,358

你怎么知道我在這的?

 

394

00:17:25,718 --> 00:17:28,328

那是我第一次見Phil的地方

 

395

00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,338

謝謝你啊 外公 我們11點(diǎn)前會(huì)回來的

 

396

00:17:33,408 --> 00:17:34,738

不然我會(huì)把你抓回來的哦

 

397

00:17:34,818 --> 00:17:36,128

我知道

 

398

00:17:36,198 --> 00:17:36,948

那是什么味兒?

 

399

00:17:36,998 --> 00:17:39,838

邋遢杰漢堡 隨便吃 還有很多呢

 

400

00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:43,838

叫邋遢杰是因?yàn)槟愕拿志褪墙?Jay)

 

401

00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,958

好極了

 

402

00:17:46,138 --> 00:17:48,178

她怎么會(huì)喜歡這種男的

 

403

00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,828

想吃的話我給你裝一碟

 

404

00:17:49,918 --> 00:17:51,688

好啊 當(dāng)然咯

 

405

00:17:51,828 --> 00:17:52,428

那...派對(duì)怎么辦?

 

406

00:17:52,518 --> 00:17:56,358

我們可以等一下去的啦 哇 不是吧!

 

407

00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:58,818

黑霸王血戰(zhàn)史! 我好愛這部電影!

 

408

00:17:58,908 --> 00:18:00,858

Dylan 派對(duì)啊

 

409

00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:04,048

可是...牛仔耶

 

410

00:18:04,138 --> 00:18:06,478

別爭(zhēng)了 Haley 他們永遠(yuǎn)都長(zhǎng)不大的

 

411

00:18:06,608 --> 00:18:07,188

謝謝

 

412

00:18:07,328 --> 00:18:10,358

我去廚房弄杯濃咖啡 有人想要什么嗎?

 

413

00:18:10,478 --> 00:18:11,698

不用了 謝謝哦

 

414

00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:12,658

好

 

415

00:18:12,988 --> 00:18:15,178

2 3 4

 

416

00:18:19,548 --> 00:18:21,588

在1991年

 

417

00:18:21,718 --> 00:18:25,168

美國(guó)卷入了沙漠風(fēng)暴(戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng))

 

418

00:18:27,388 --> 00:18:31,408

同時(shí) 在國(guó)土一方 另一場(chǎng)風(fēng)暴

 

419

00:18:31,498 --> 00:18:33,498

肆虐在我的心房

 

420

00:18:33,768 --> 00:18:35,428

是不是好傻啊

 

421

00:18:35,538 --> 00:18:37,178

是不是啊Phil?

 

422

00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:39,818

不會(huì) 你繼續(xù)念吧 Claire

 

423

00:18:39,948 --> 00:18:41,098

很好聽

 

424

00:18:43,488 --> 00:18:45,838

在芙拉特里的浪漫晚餐之后

 

425

00:18:45,908 --> 00:18:53,898

一對(duì)緊張的情侶 就在放著這首歌的車?yán)?/p>

分享了他們的初吻

 

426

00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:02,188

"有些好笑 它看起來竟如此真實(shí)"

 

427

00:19:02,298 --> 00:19:08,858

雖然總能趕上 但從未安分等待夢(mèng)想 

 

428

00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:13,478

有時(shí)顛倒 有時(shí)靠近

 

429

00:19:13,558 --> 00:19:18,118

這是我的吟唱..." 唉 算了

 

430

00:19:18,188 --> 00:19:20,868

- 對(duì)不起 我不唱了

- 唱吧

 

431

00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:23,068

怎么了? 發(fā)生了什么事?

 

432

00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,868

你知道這首歌的名字嗎?

 

433

00:19:24,868 --> 00:19:25,758

- P...

 

434

00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:27,718

- 是"真實(shí)" - "真實(shí)"

- 對(duì)啊

 

435

00:19:27,718 --> 00:19:29,488

- "真實(shí)" - "真實(shí)" 是啊

- 虛偽

 

436

00:19:29,488 --> 00:19:31,958

我才不要給這虛偽的人唱"真實(shí)"呢

 

437

00:19:32,028 --> 00:19:34,398

他都不知道有這個(gè)樂隊(duì)

 

438

00:19:34,398 --> 00:19:35,498

他連粉絲都不是

 

439

00:19:35,498 --> 00:19:37,118

他當(dāng)然知道這個(gè)樂隊(duì)啦 這是我們的歌

 

440

00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,458

你很愛這首歌的 跟他說這是我們的歌

 

441

00:19:39,668 --> 00:19:42,608

- 是啊 跟他說啊 Phil

- 這不是我們的歌 Claire

 

442

00:19:42,608 --> 00:19:45,498

我們的歌是黑色行列合唱團(tuán)的

"如果你離開"

 

443

00:19:46,638 --> 00:19:47,488

你確定?

 

444

00:19:47,488 --> 00:19:51,108

很確定 我在我們婚禮上還唱了呢

 

445

00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:52,238

我真是個(gè)笨豬

 

446

00:19:52,338 --> 00:19:55,198

他才是豬好不 居然喜歡一首分手歌

 

447

00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,918

別管他 今晚很棒啊 我很喜歡的

 

448

00:19:57,918 --> 00:19:59,178

討厭! 討厭!

 

449

00:19:59,178 --> 00:20:04,138

你這么好這么貼心 

我卻連份像樣的紀(jì)念日禮物都沒給你

 

450

00:20:04,138 --> 00:20:07,328

我好愛你的 我覺得你永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)知道了

 

451

00:20:07,408 --> 00:20:08,478

我知道的

 

452

00:20:08,478 --> 00:20:09,628

- 真的?

- 我知道的啊

 

453

00:20:09,628 --> 00:20:11,468

- 當(dāng)然啦

- 真的?

 

454

00:20:11,468 --> 00:20:16,268

這份禮物真的很贊啊 知道為什么嗎?

 

455

00:20:16,398 --> 00:20:18,128

- 為什么?

- 你給了我們一首新歌呀

 

456

00:20:18,228 --> 00:20:21,868

你們和好了吧?

 

457

00:20:22,398 --> 00:20:23,268

是啊

 

458

00:20:23,328 --> 00:20:25,508

激情重燃了嗎?

 

459

00:20:25,598 --> 00:20:26,728

當(dāng)然

 

460

00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:29,768

來給這昏暗無光的生活射入一絲光芒

 

461

00:20:29,868 --> 00:20:32,378

- 別說啦

- 唱你的就是了

 

462

00:20:32,508 --> 00:20:35,778

"True" 班克斯芭蕾合唱團(tuán)

張信哲 王若琳曾翻唱

 

463

00:21:00,738 --> 00:21:03,368

- 她好可愛啊

- 對(duì)啊

 

464

00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:05,558

- 像個(gè)小天使一樣

 

465

00:21:06,008 --> 00:21:08,068

我來抱她吧

 

466

00:21:12,328 --> 00:21:15,098

感謝老天爺