開學(xué)第一天,Phil本想好好陪陪Claire,卻不小心挑起了夫妻間的競爭。Mitchell 不小心讓Lily撞到了頭,隨之又把 Lily鎖在了車里。Jay對Manny穿著傳統(tǒng)斗蓬上學(xué)校極力反對,Gloria對斗蓬沒有意見,可那支排蕭可能會讓Manny在學(xué)校抬不起頭來,Gloria指使Jay踩爛了它。
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好了 你弟弟的午餐裝好了
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你自己買午餐吃
Luke Alex 下來啦 要走啦
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來 最后一次夏日式拍手咯
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爸爸
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喂 我們才做到一半耶
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我需要幫助
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暑假的時候 我得每天寫日記的
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今天就要交了
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哇 第一天上學(xué)就要欠作業(yè)啦?
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我死定了
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好吧 你還落下多少?
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好吧
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"6月21日 撿到一根棍子
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"6月22日..."
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沒了
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就這樣?
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那棍子還真的蠻棒的
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是啊 看起來就像一條蛇
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讓大家早上出門是件很難的事
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尤其是開學(xué)第一天
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打從我們7點起床
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到送他們上學(xué)
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就一直沒停過
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我6點就起來了
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我還5點就起床了呢
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說真的 我6點起來的
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那是你? 我還以為是只浣熊
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想不到偶滴寶貝兒子都上五年級了
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他以前總是用小手抓住偶滴手指
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用大大滴眼睛看著我
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- 我滴小寶貝(Gloria說鳥語)
- 是啊 他長大了
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來 Manny 我們出發(fā)咯!
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我的發(fā)型怎么樣?
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慢著
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你穿的是什么呀
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就像舊圣誕樹罩一樣
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這是件傳統(tǒng)的哥倫比亞斗篷
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我要讓新同學(xué)知道
我對傳統(tǒng)文化多么自豪
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我覺得你帥呆了呢 小可愛
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噢 是嗎?
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是要我載他 還是他自己騎驢去學(xué)校?
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你是個迷人派 迷啊迷人派
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你是個迷人派
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你還在加裝保護套?
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咱這所有家具都有棱角耶
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為什么咱家女兒
穿得跟Donna Summer一樣?
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她不是Donna Summer
(著名女歌手)
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她是"黃金歲月"里的Diana Ross啊
(著名女歌手 該專輯97年發(fā)行)
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為什么爸爸看不出來呢?
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我還以為你已經(jīng)玩厭了呢
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我可沒這么說過
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我也算是個攝影一族吧
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我最愛的貓豆當(dāng)然是Lily咯
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我剛拍完一個系列哦
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叫做流行歌手模仿秀
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唔 里面有Olivia Newton John
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還有早年的Madona(麥當(dāng)娜)
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Stevie Wonder(史蒂夫-汪達)
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是啊 那段時間Lily換衣服
比Cher(雪兒)還勤
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Cher! 怎么會忘了Cher呢?
(以上均為著名歌手)
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唉 小臉羞羞啊
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這倒讓你羞羞了?
(意指拍照都不害羞 這倒害羞了)
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<font color=#FF6EC7>摩登家庭
第一季 第6集
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親愛的 你要搬出去?
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再過5年吧
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來幫忙啊
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這就是為什么我們建議你選小提琴
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大學(xué)管弦樂團更需要大提琴手
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- 你知道他們不需要什么嗎?
- 什么?
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在大學(xué)管弦樂團的女生
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來 我?guī)湍隳玫酱钴嚨牡貎?/p>
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Phil 穿條褲子
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這個還沒泳衣暴露
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別提那個了
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Haley 寶貝 別忘了
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駕車教練會去學(xué)校接你
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就不能在別的地方接我嗎
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我可不想讓我同學(xué)認為
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我在跟個40歲又不帥的駕車教練約會
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Haley剛拿到了學(xué)車許可證
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我們輪流陪她開車
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有這么條很重要的路上規(guī)則
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我們得和前面的車
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保持安全距離
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這可不安全 不安全吶
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好的
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變線
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- 我...
- 變線
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- 媽
- 變線!
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變線變線變線!
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別叫啦! 我就要崩潰啦!
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這導(dǎo)航系統(tǒng)壞掉了吧
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上面顯示我們在公園里
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額滴神 我們真在公園里!
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繞開小孩!
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- 我要朝哪里開 啊啊啊!
- 轉(zhuǎn)到湖那邊!
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咱真是命懸一線啊
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Manny最不想要滴就是開學(xué)第一天
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被你醬紫融掉自信心
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- 是打擊
- 瞧 你對我也醬紫
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對不起 但能穿斗篷的地方就兩個
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尼加拉瓜大瀑布和激流勇進
(當(dāng)雨衣穿吧 囧)
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你想太多了啦
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我一直很敢穿那些衣服啊
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因為我穿出了自信 大家都很蔥白
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是啊 男淫們都是奔你自信來的
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我只是...
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只是覺得有點兒過了
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你該放松放松 尋尋開心了
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我很放松啊 我也很開心啊
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記得嗎?
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上禮拜 正餐吃早飯 我的主意
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自從把Lily帶回家 你就緊張兮兮的
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你到處都上了小鎖 還整天看育嬰書
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你就不能停下來...
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來 抱抱你女兒唄
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抱抱她 放輕松
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好的
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- 放松就好
- 哦 小親親
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你給她抹發(fā)膠了?
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嗯 就一點點
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- 我去放點音樂
- 不行啊 Cam 我還要去上班呢
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- 和她跳跳舞!
- 我真的沒有時間
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我放布吉樂了哦
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饒了我吧
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跳舞就好啦 你超愛這首歌的
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的確是首好歌
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好吧
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誰是舞后啊?
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搖一下 擺一下
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看見沒 好玩吧?
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噢 偶滴...撞到頭了嗎?
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不是吧 如果是撞到頭 她應(yīng)該會...
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好吧 是撞到頭了
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沒事的 沒事的
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我知道的
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我把冰箱里的瑜伽熊拿過來了
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為什么你臉上沾了巧克力?
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它被壓在一個派底下
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所以你邊吃 邊把熊熊救出來的?
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你又不在那 我得見機行事
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她沒事吧?
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她哭得也不是很厲害啦
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可能不是個好兆頭啊
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我們該試著逗她笑
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- 為什么?
- 這樣我們才知道她沒事啊
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狗狗在哪里?
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狗狗 狗狗
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狗狗在這兒
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好的
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哞!
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這是條狗耶
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我知道啊 這樣才搞笑嘛
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- 哞!
- 沒你說的那么搞吧
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- 我們打電話給你姐吧
- 不行
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Cam Cam 你在給她機會
讓她居高臨下地批判我
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就像她是個專家 而我是個育兒白癡
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Mitchell 她是你家人耶
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當(dāng)然啦 她會居高臨下地批判你
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喂?
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呃 也沒什么事 就想問問...
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你的孩子小的時候 有沒有把...
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把他們頭撞到墻上?
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一般我只是叫他們閉門思過而已
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不是那樣的 是意外
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我不小心把Lily的頭撞墻上了
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也不是特別重
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她沒怎么哭 也沒什么異樣
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- 但我就是擔(dān)心...
- 放松
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常有的事啦
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Luke就經(jīng)常撞頭的啦 他也沒事
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好吧 謝謝你
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謝謝 你幫大忙了
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一定要帶去給醫(yī)生看看
(Luke在叔叔眼中就是個弱智 唉)
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去把車開出來
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Gloria?
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我在這里
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我剛把Manny送去學(xué)校了
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然后我意識到...
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我把Manny送去學(xué)校了
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唉 就開始了
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我還期待著 在我們感慨時光花花流走前
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還能好好過上幾年呢
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不 我想說的是...
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幾個月以來 我們第一次能二人世界
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我們應(yīng)該好好把握
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去下俱樂部...
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吃頓午餐...
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做個按摩...
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工作咋辦?
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我是老總嘛
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自從娶了你 我去上班他們都覺得驚訝
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Jay真滴是信手拈來
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他總是有小驚喜給我 小禮物吶
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歡樂小出游啦
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第一次結(jié)婚 老公沒做好
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我這一次要做更好
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等到我第三次婚姻 我就爐火純青了
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呃 這下要大出血了
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你在看啥呀 什么書?
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是啊 我想讀它很久了
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開頭有張地圖耶
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我就喜歡這樣的書
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你今天早上不是要展房嗎?
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我改時間了
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我想你可能要人陪呀
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開學(xué)第一天
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對全職媽媽來說怪難受的吧
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要知道 孩子不在家
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家里變得空虛 主婦們沒了盼頭
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大多數(shù)男人甚至都不會注意
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但我不是那些人
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我很用心聆聽 你要是細心一點
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就會發(fā)現(xiàn)女人會用相反的話
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告訴你她們想要什么
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就像那天Claire說
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"你得挪下你的車
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"車庫不夠放咱們兩輛車的"
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你知道其實她想說啥嗎
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我該換一臺運動型車了
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我想要清凈的一天
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看看書 跑跑步
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就這樣
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好啊 咱們可以一起跑
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你不必這樣子啊
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我知道
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這就是聆聽
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其實呢 我比較喜歡一個人跑
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而且我跑比較快嘛 所以...
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所以...
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我不知道
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你能不能跟上我的步伐
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- 你在開...玩笑吧?
- 沒有
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你真的以為 我跟不上你?
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我都不認為你能跟上我的話茬
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你忘了我每天早上都健走吧?
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穿著我那獨有的高跟健步鞋
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某名醫(yī)設(shè)計的
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我知道
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但我每天 都跑步
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你真以為 你跑得和我一樣快?
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不 Phil 我覺得我比你跑得...
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...快很多
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砰
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就這樣 一整天都變了
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比賽開始了
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她知道 我知道
我們都知道
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我就是想讀讀書啊
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我想點上次吃的東西
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那個叫什么?
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你讓我回答 就是想看看我轉(zhuǎn)眼睛吧
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- 說嘛
- 魯賓(三明治)
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Jay 這是啥米?
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看上去是我的舊車罩啊
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別打馬虎眼 這是Manny的斗篷
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為什么會在這里?
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八成是去學(xué)校的路上 他決定脫下來了
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- 你給他灌輸什么了?
- 什么也沒有啊
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就開了點玩笑而已
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你肯定說了很多
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Jay 他很尊重你
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他尊重你滴看法
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這樣我們才不會有大麻煩 相信我
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我以前也碰到過類似的問題
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那時候Mitchell想戴花格圍巾上學(xué)
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我沒說他
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他的花屁股就被慘踢了
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我爸爸總覺得 我小時候就很娘
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純屬胡扯
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因為我把身份埋藏的很深
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我整個一男生中的男生
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都可以算作運動員了
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知道不?
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看來偶們就該摧殘他滴信念
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毀去他滴本性
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我只是想說 看到兒子每天被踢
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十分讓人惱火
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因為他與眾不同 就總是被人摧殘
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我跟你說 這真的讓人心痛死了
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蝙蝠俠不會被找茬吧 他還穿披風(fēng)啊
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斗篷不就是把披風(fēng)圍起來嘛
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蝙蝠俠不會被找茬 因為他是肌肉天才
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Manny又不是什么超級英雄
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偶們要把這件斗篷帶去給Manny
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要讓他知道 偶們是支持他的
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然后偶們才去按摩
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聽起來不錯吧
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我總是一步踏兩級
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想都不用想
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一步步走太奇怪了
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Phil 沒用的 我就是比你快
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我們找個方法給這事下個定論吧
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怎樣做才好呢?
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你真想和我賽跑?
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我去年還跑了半程馬拉松呢
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我還半怕怕呢
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好 那來吧
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我去換衣服
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別現(xiàn)在啊 我有個電話會議
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開完會怎么樣?
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好 今天下午
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好!
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一次兩階 一次兩階 一次兩...
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王八蛋 這臺階要修了
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一次兩階 不好意思 就到頂了
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嗨 我是Miura醫(yī)生
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我今天值班
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看起來有個撞頭事件
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是啊 兩小時前撞到了門框上
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哎喲
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在學(xué)校時 我們曾學(xué)過這個
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他們給你個雞蛋
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你不能打爛它
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這是教我們做父母有多么艱難
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但是...
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真有了才發(fā)現(xiàn) 要難很多很多
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我們學(xué)校也有
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但結(jié)果不咋地
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用掉了一打雞蛋
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呃 他一緊張就猛吃的
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- 不是 我打碎了一打雞蛋
- 這樣啊
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對不起 我剛以為...
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我知道
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我知道你在想什么
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看不到有什么傷痕
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呃 她頭有東西保護著
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保護?
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她戴著帽子么?
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是啊 算是頂帽子吧
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是頂假發(fā)
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一頂非洲爆炸假發(fā)
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我怕會有什么醫(yī)學(xué)上的聯(lián)系嘛
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是嗎?
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你覺得"爆炸頭"會有醫(yī)學(xué)上的聯(lián)系?
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讓我先檢查完吧
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嗯 謝謝
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我想你知道的話會很高興的
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Mitchell和我打算
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用亞洲傳統(tǒng)來養(yǎng)育Lily
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不錯嘛
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她撞頭后吐過嗎?
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沒有
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我們在她房間掛了些東方藝術(shù)品
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等她能吃固體食物了
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我們屋轉(zhuǎn)角的地兒
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有家超好的"福"店
(越南米粉店 此處音譯)
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我說對了嗎?
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是讀"福"嗎
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是一種湯
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我不知道
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我來自丹佛
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那兒可沒有"福"什么的
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確認一下
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你能給我看看Lily是怎么撞到的嗎?
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就用你的頭吧
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好
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就像這樣...
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我能再看一次嗎?
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就是撞了下頭
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你感覺怎樣?
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沒事啊
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Lily也一樣的
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寶寶能很好地適應(yīng)新家長的
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別擔(dān)心了 你們做得很好呢
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謝謝你
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我是丹佛人 (汗)
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我看不到有人穿斗篷啊
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說明要么他們根本不穿
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要么穿的人都神秘消失了
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我們做的是對滴
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我無條件支持Manny
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要讓孩子們知道你信任他們
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這是最緊要滴
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00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:25,050
你要告訴他們有翅膀
378
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他們就會相信自己能一灰沖天
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哦 是嗎?
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00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,420
我有個兄弟去了伍德斯托克音樂節(jié)
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他覺得自己能飛啊 但下場可不咋地
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所以后來酒店的窗戶通通不準開了
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怎么啦? 誰死啦?
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沒人死 Manny
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為什么你會這樣想啊?
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在哥倫比亞 Manny上埃斯科瓦爾小學(xué)
(埃斯科瓦爾 世界大毒梟)
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如果你上課時被抓出來
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肯定是要去認尸了
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我們把你的斗篷帶來了
390
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,210
你不是說 那樣讓我看起來
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像是脖子上圍了條裙子
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我開玩笑嘛
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太好了 它還在口袋里
394
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里面有什么啊 小伙計?
395
00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:58,380
我的排簫
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00:14:58,450 --> 00:14:59,980
我想要給我的新同學(xué)
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表演哥倫比亞民俗音樂
398
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,220
真棒啊
399
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:05,550
我真為你驕傲
400
00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:08,190
我肯定你的朋友都會喜歡滴
401
00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:09,790
- 毀了那排簫
- 什么?
402
00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:12,230
光穿斗篷 沒關(guān)系
403
00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:15,930
斗篷加上排簫 再加上那笨拙的排舞
404
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,400
我兒子到死還會是個處男!
405
00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:19,870
這是真話
406
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:23,000
嘿 給我看看那簫吧?
407
00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:25,570
天 掉了!
408
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,780
- 你竟然還踩到它了!
- 什么?
409
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:31,610
天吶 我干了啥啊?!
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來 我來開門
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謝謝
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我覺得還是你來吧
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- 為什么?
- 我不想再把她的頭撞到門上
414
00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:41,460
又或是綁安全帶時夾到她
415
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:44,260
Mitchell 你還要責(zé)備自己多久?
416
00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:46,530
上次"金發(fā)閃光"事件又要重演么?
417
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,530
我只是...
418
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,530
覺得我這爸爸做得很失敗
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你在說什么呢?
420
00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:52,300
我們都是新手
421
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對啊 但你就像與生俱來一樣
422
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:54,870
看看你
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00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:56,500
你一走進房間 她就會很開心
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00:15:56,570 --> 00:15:58,440
你一只手就能換尿布
425
00:15:58,510 --> 00:15:59,640
我...好吧
426
00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:01,410
我都嫉妒你了
427
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,310
你也做了那么多啊
428
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,750
整個房子都被你做了防護措施
429
00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:09,120
法律的文件都是你在操勞
430
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:11,350
沒有你 我們連個會受傷的寶寶都沒有
431
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就幾個表格而已
432
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,290
事實上那的確是一堆文件
433
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,660
你還讓她擠進了所有幼兒園的候選名單
434
00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:19,330
你還想等到她適齡 那時怎么可能還有
435
00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:21,700
看 咱們現(xiàn)在組成了一個偉大的團隊
436
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,530
我們各有所長
437
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,200
現(xiàn)在
438
00:16:25,270 --> 00:16:26,800
誰是超贊老爸?
439
00:16:26,870 --> 00:16:28,400
- 我們
- 我聽不到哦
440
00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:29,540
我們!
441
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,810
- 別忘記說過的話哦
- 好啦
442
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,610
我們是把寶寶鎖車里了嗎?
443
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:37,910
你把鑰匙放包包里了嗎?
444
00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,680
是啊 我們總是...
445
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:41,580
Mitchell 我說過 別把鑰匙放包包里!
446
00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:43,050
別慌啊
447
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,280
Lily 沒事的哦!
448
00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:45,250
A B C D E F G
449
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,890
你在對她唱歌?
450
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,860
- 人們會因為這個被捕的 Mitchell!
- 要讓她保持平靜啊
451
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:52,090
H I J K L M N O P
452
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,360
- 4扇門都鎖上了嗎?
- 你電話在身上嗎?
453
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,860
你說什么?
454
00:16:56,930 --> 00:16:58,130
我什么也沒說
455
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,370
說了我也聽不到 我在聽混搭專輯
456
00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:04,240
回來啦
457
00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:06,840
重回監(jiān)獄的第一天如何啊?
458
00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:09,180
- 還不錯
- 嗯
459
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,810
你們在干什么?
460
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:15,580
你媽和我要賽跑到紅杉那兒的信箱
然后跑回來
461
00:17:15,650 --> 00:17:16,920
為什么?
462
00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:19,590
- 我不知道
- 她當(dāng)然知道
463
00:17:19,650 --> 00:17:22,060
伙計 等我贏了你老媽
464
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,790
訓(xùn)練下你的馬里奧賽車如何?
465
00:17:23,860 --> 00:17:25,790
不行 要補日記
466
00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:27,260
沒意思!
467
00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:29,460
Alex 你呢?
468
00:17:29,530 --> 00:17:31,300
我有歷史作業(yè)呢
469
00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:32,870
那如果你想見證歷史誕生...
470
00:17:32,930 --> 00:17:34,330
沒興趣
471
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,740
好吧
472
00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:38,940
準備好沒?
473
00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:41,010
- 你呢?
- 早好了
474
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,580
打從娘胎出來 我就有金色的小...
475
00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:44,910
- 開始!
- ...翅膀
476
00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:47,750
我來打碎車窗!
477
00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:49,650
應(yīng)急援助中心 Trina為你服務(wù)
478
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,490
救命啊! 我們把寶寶鎖車里了
大家都在送我們白眼呢!
479
00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:54,090
對天發(fā)誓 我要打破它!
480
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,260
別! 玻璃會打到她的!
481
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,620
先生 讓你老婆冷靜
482
00:17:57,690 --> 00:17:59,090
會沒事的
483
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,590
- 那是個男人
- 真的?
484
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:02,530
別慌哦 Lily! 爹地來救你!
485
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,430
先生 我們剛剛發(fā)出了信號
486
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,570
車門應(yīng)該解鎖了
487
00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:06,670
開下門
488
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:08,170
開下門 快點
489
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,570
沒有開啊!
490
00:18:10,910 --> 00:18:12,270
好了
491
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:13,410
真棒啊
492
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:14,580
他們怎么做到的?
493
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:15,840
我不知道 真是...
494
00:18:15,910 --> 00:18:18,110
- 好了哦 謝謝你
- 難道是外太空來的嗎?
495
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,180
我一天跑5英里
496
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:22,320
我的靜息心律為48次每分
497
00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:25,350
就跑個兩英里 沒有可能我會輸給那個
498
00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:26,620
撐滑雪桿健走的家伙
499
00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:31,460
我只是在保存體力
500
00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:33,130
馬上就打敗你
501
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:36,360
你是不是很趾高氣昂?
502
00:18:36,430 --> 00:18:37,600
那當(dāng)然
503
00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:40,730
就喜歡你這樣
504
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,870
看見那T恤之后
505
00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:44,400
我突然意識到
506
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:49,980
對我孩子來說 第一天上學(xué)十分痛苦
507
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,610
特別是我嫁給的這位
508
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:55,350
嗶啵嗶!
509
00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:57,620
內(nèi)燃機開始啟動!
510
00:18:58,850 --> 00:19:01,120
別被煙嗆到哦!
511
00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:03,690
最后的沖刺啦
512
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,130
難以置信啊!
513
00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:07,760
爹地贏啦!
514
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:09,900
相信奇跡嗎?!
515
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,400
美國萬歲! 美國...媽呀!
516
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:13,730
額滴神
517
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:15,970
老天
518
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,770
那是啥?! 是個人嗎?!
519
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,110
- 我沒事!
- 爸爸?!
520
00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:20,210
我沒事!
521
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,180
- 親愛的你沒事吧?
- 我沒事!
522
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,050
你開得好多了哦 寶貝
523
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:31,220
我是不是故意輸他 讓他感覺良好?
524
00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:33,190
也許吧
525
00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:37,129
不過他今天挺需要這場勝利的
526
00:19:42,499 --> 00:19:45,339
為我們愛的人 我們做各種千奇百怪的事
527
00:19:45,409 --> 00:19:47,139
我們對他們?nèi)鲋e
528
00:19:47,209 --> 00:19:48,809
我們?yōu)樗麄內(nèi)鲋e
529
00:19:52,349 --> 00:19:55,079
生活中都會有顛簸
530
00:19:55,149 --> 00:19:58,289
但我們總會為他們爭取最好
531
00:19:58,349 --> 00:20:01,249
這是世界上最難的工作了...
532
00:20:01,319 --> 00:20:04,689
但同時 也是世上最好的工作
533
00:20:07,229 --> 00:20:09,399
你在干嘛?!看路啊!
534
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,959
- 看路啊!
- 老天爺!
535
00:20:11,029 --> 00:20:12,359
536
00:20:15,639 --> 00:20:17,809
這下好了
537
00:20:17,869 --> 00:20:19,139
沒事的寶貝 這事兒時常發(fā)生
538
00:20:19,209 --> 00:20:20,569
不要慌
539
00:20:20,639 --> 00:20:22,439
就停這吧 我拿證件
540
00:20:22,509 --> 00:20:24,179
- 媽 我不喜歡警察
- 沒事 就停在這里
541
00:20:24,249 --> 00:20:26,409
- 我一點都不喜歡警察
- 沒事 這兒有位置 停這兒
542
00:20:26,479 --> 00:20:27,549
- 我不能停車 絕對不停
- 你得停車
543
00:20:27,549 --> 00:20:28,749
不行 我不喜歡警察
544
00:20:28,819 --> 00:20:30,149
- 爸爸贊同你不停
- 你得停車 Phil!
545
00:20:30,219 --> 00:20:31,549
546
00:20:31,619 --> 00:20:32,849
- 我有先例
- 我在加速了
547
00:20:32,919 --> 00:20:34,389
剛才商場那要收停車費
548
00:20:34,459 --> 00:20:35,819
我從來都不交!
549
00:20:35,889 --> 00:20:36,989
一直開吧 甜心!
550
00:20:37,059 --> 00:20:38,289
老爸同意了 我能加速了!
551
00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:40,339
這不是在拍電影 Haley 給我停下來!
552
00:20:40,549 --> 00:20:42,389
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