英語小達人每天10分鐘 3 The Best Thing That Could Ever Happen

[00:00.01]Unit 3 The Best Thing That Could Ever Happen 單元 3 最棒的事 [00:04.12]Three old men were sitting around and talking. 三個老頭坐在一起聊天。 [00:15.36]The 80-year-old remarked, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee." 八十歲的老頭說：“對我來說最棒的事，就是可以好好小個便?！? [00:23.52]"I stand there for 20 minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again." “我現(xiàn)在都要站個二十分鐘一滴一滴地小便，而且還會痛，得一直跑廁所才行?！? [00:32.43]The 85-year-old remarked, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement." 八十五歲的老頭說：“對我來說最棒的事，就是可以好好大個便?！? [00:41.22]I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem." “各種可以弄到的瀉藥我都試過了，還是沒什么用?！? [00:48.15]Then the 90-year-old remarked, "That's not my problem. Every morning at 6 a.m. sharp, I have a good long pee." 九十歲的老頭說：“我都沒有這些問題。每天早上六點整，我都會舒服而盡情地小便?！? [00:58.32]"At 6:30 a.m. sharp, I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7 a.m." “六點半一到，就會舒服地大便。對我來說最棒的事，就是我能不能在早上七點前醒來?！?

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