雙語(yǔ)幽默：鋼筆還是溫度計(jì)

　　A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear. In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims, "Damn, some asshole has my pen!"

　　鋼筆還是溫度計(jì)

　　一位大夫正在忙著看病。耳朵上夾著一個(gè)直腸溫度計(jì)，大夫走進(jìn)了醫(yī)生辦公室以便討論當(dāng)天的活動(dòng)。這時(shí)，一個(gè)同事問(wèn)他為什么把溫度計(jì)夾在耳朵上。這醫(yī)生急忙抓住溫度計(jì)，看了看說(shuō)，“見(jiàn)鬼，我把鋼筆插入病人的肛門(mén)里了。”