聽美劇學(xué)英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第64期:冷爆的笑話

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Anybody here have a smart car?

在場有人開斯瑪特嗎？

Because I don't think it's smart to drive half a car.

開"半臺車"在街上溜達(dá)，車主肯定不聰明。

That was new, I'll keep working on it. All right, let's try another one.

你們這反應(yīng)...我再琢磨琢磨好了。好啦，再說一個。

You know what, maybe we weren't back far enough.

我知道了，可能是站得不夠遠(yuǎn)

Yeah! Yeah, that feels funnier already, right Caroline?

這就對了。站過來就感到笑氣逼人了，對吧，卡洛琳？

All right. You know who doesn't drive a smart car? Smart people. They don't do it.

好的。你們知道什么人不開斯瑪特嗎？聰明人，他們沒這么笨。

You gotta laugh. Seriously. You've got to. I've got a lot riding on this.

這不笑不行啊。真的該笑了啊。必須得笑，我把寶都押在這上面了。

I just got it. Oh, my God. He stinks.

我懂你笑點(diǎn)了。老天爺啊，他冷爆了。

He stinks on ice. Darius is gonna bomb tonight. And worse, he's going to bomb in front of Earl.

比冰塊還冷啊，達(dá)叔今晚要出糗了。更慘的是，他會在厄爾面前出糗。

And Earl's pretty sure that's the son he's most proud of.

厄爾最引以為傲的兒子就是達(dá)叔了。

You're right. What are we gonna do?

你說得對，那怎么辦？

Now I know you lovely ladies came in for a shirt, but can I interest you in a nice suit?

我知道兩位小姐是來挑襯衫的，請容在下給你們推薦這西裝外套吧？

Look at this one. It's a classic. You can't get this color above ground.

瞧這件，多經(jīng)典。地面上開的店可不賣這顏色哦。

That's it. Darius needs a suit.

就是這個，達(dá)叔需要一套西裝

All the professional comedians wear suits, and like you said, you have to dress for the job you want.

專業(yè)的單口相聲員都穿西裝，而且你也說了，做什么工穿什么衣服。

And with jokes like that, he needs the funniest suit they have.

而他的爛段子，得靠最搞笑的西裝才能救。

Do you have anything from the Sinbad collection? I do.

你們有辛巴達(dá)系列的西裝嗎？有的。

Max, I don't think the suit's gonna be enough.

麥克斯，光靠搞笑西裝救不起吧

I think he needs something else, you know, like, a puppet.

我覺得還得再加點(diǎn)東西，比如搭配一個布偶。

A puppet? That's exactly what he needs.

布偶嗎？夠蠢夠好笑，就是這個了。