英語幽默教程匯總和更新

A big challenge of running a small business is dealing with employees' requests for time off. One morning an employee said, I need to leave early tomorrow. Later that same day, he followed up with, Looks like I'll be coming in late tomorrow, but if my com [查看全文]

You Are Too Late On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket. sorry, he said to the pickpocket, you are too late. My wife did it before you. 你太晚了 在公共汽車上一人發(fā)現(xiàn)一個小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里 [查看全文]

Whats time to a pig? 時間對豬有什么意義？ One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pi [查看全文]

Congratulations Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, Congratulations, you got twins. The man said How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins. After a [查看全文]

Essay 作文 Teacher had set his class an essay in A Game of Cricket. After two minutes, Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: Rain, stopped play. 老師給學生出了個作文題：一場板球賽。兩分鐘后，西蒙。斯蒂爾交了作文，老師允許他回家了。他在作文上寫道：下雨，比賽終止。 How Many Rabbi [查看全文]

My First and My LastWhen George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. 喬治35歲時買了架小型飛機，并開始學習駕駛。不久，他就能很嫻熟地駕機做各種各樣的特技飛行了。 George had a friend. His name was Mark. One [查看全文]

A Soldier's Brilliant Idea Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all [查看全文]

The doctor lives downstairs Doctor, she said loudly, bouncing into the room. I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me. He surveyed her from head to foot. Madam, he said at length, I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing [查看全文]

You were flying too low A motorist speeding along a highway at 80 miles an hour was stopped by a policeman. Was I driving too fast? asked the motorist apologetically. Hell no, replied the policeman. You were flying too low! 你飛得太低了 一位司機在公路上以每小時80英里的速度急駛，不料 [查看全文]

A teacher said to her class: Who was the first man? George Washington, a little boy shouted promptly. How do you make out that George Washington was the first man? asked the teacher, smiling indulgently. Because, said the little boy, he was first in w [查看全文]