英語(yǔ)幽默教程匯總和更新

The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen! 新西蘭的氣候 老師：馬修，新西蘭的氣 [查看全文]

My Sister's Fingers Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don't see any bandages. Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the [查看全文]

The plural Form of Child Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom? Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of child? Tom: Twins. 孩子的復(fù)數(shù)形式 老師：湯姆，男人這個(gè)詞的復(fù)數(shù)形式是什么？ 湯姆：男人們。 老師： [查看全文]

When Do People Talk Least? Student A: When do people talk least? Student B: In February. Student A: Why? Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year. 人們什么時(shí)候說(shuō)話最少？ 學(xué)生甲：人們?cè)谑裁磿r(shí)候說(shuō)話最 [查看全文]

Half or Five Tenths? Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I'd much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into [查看全文]

A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just [查看全文]

Improvement One student said to another: How are your English lessons coming along? Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me. 進(jìn)步 一位學(xué)生對(duì)另一位說(shuō)：你 [查看全文]

有個(gè)人剛學(xué)外語(yǔ)，這天在街上走，不小心踩了一個(gè)老外的腳，那人急忙說(shuō)：I'm sorry. 老外也禮貌地說(shuō)了句：I'm sorry,too. 那人一聽(tīng)，急忙回了句：I'm sorry ,three. 老外一聽(tīng)傻了，問(wèn)道：What [查看全文]

I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir! I wasn't asleep. the man a [查看全文]

如果你在愚人節(jié)收到這些短信，千萬(wàn)不要用正常的英語(yǔ)思維來(lái)翻譯，這些都是惡搞的英語(yǔ)版愚人節(jié)短信，考試時(shí)可不要這樣翻譯哦。 1.we two who and who? 咱倆誰(shuí)跟誰(shuí)阿 2.how are you ? how old [查看全文]