英語幽默：想請一天假

A big challenge of running a small business is dealing with  employees' requests for time off. One morning an employee said,
"I need to leave early tomorrow." Later that same day, he followed up with,
"Looks like I'll be coming in late tomorrow, but if my coming in late runs into my leaving early, then I won't be in at all."

經營一家小公司的一個大挑戰(zhàn)是對付員工的請假。 一天早上，一個員工說，“我明天得早點走”。同一天的晚些時候，他又接著補充說，“看來，我明天得晚點來。如果我遲到和早退的時間湊在了一起，那就是說我壓根不會來了”。