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41Guestatarestaurant:Irefusetoeatthisroastbeef.Pleasecallthemanager!Waiter:That’snouse.Hewon’teatiteither.42IthoughtI&... [查看全文]
31Patient:Doctorhelpmeplease,everytimeIdrinkacupofcoffeeIgetthisintensestinginginmyeye.-Doctor:Isuggestyouremovethespoonbeforedrin... [查看全文]
20InSpain,thereisatraditionafterabullfighttoservethemayorthebull’stesticles.-Onedayafterabullfight,themayorasksthewaiter:Fun... [查看全文]
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