71 |
Knock, knock. |
Who’s there? |
The love of your life. |
Liar! Chocolate can’t speak! |
72 |
A detective asks a woman, "So, your husband hanged himself?" Woman |
replies, "Yes, that is correct." The suspicious detective continues, "But |
why does he have all those bruises on his head?" |
"The old fool used |
an elastic rope!" |
73 |
Little Red Riding Hood walks all alone through the deep dark wood. |
Suddenly she hears rustling in a thick bush. Cautiously she moves the |
branches aside and finds herself facing the big bad wolf. |
"Oh, Big |
Bad Wolf, why do you have such huge red eyes?" |
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"Go away! I'm |
crapping!" |
74 |
Why don‘t cannibals eat divorced women? |
Because they’re bitter. |
75 |
Q. What’s the worst thing about being lonely? |
A. Playing Frisbee. |
76 |
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was |
no chemistry. |
77 |
I’m certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I |
talk nonsense and I cannot control my car. |
78 |
Patient asks his doctor: “Can I take a bath with diarrhea?” |
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Doctor: “Yes, if you are able to fill it up. “ |
79 |
Man: Hi, do you want to dance? |
- |
Woman: Yeah, sure! |
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Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to |
your pretty friend! |