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Night.-No. |
半夜-不 |
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- Middle of the phone. I got it. - Get it. |
-電話時分 我去接 -快接 |
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- Oh! My arm's asleep! My arm's asleep! - Get the phone. |
-我手臂睡麻了 我手臂睡麻了 -快接電話 |
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Phil, get the phone. |
菲爾 接電話 |
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That's me. Hello! Hi. |
那是我 你好 |
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Yes, this is she. |
是的 我是克萊爾 |
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Who is it? |
是誰打來的 |
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Okay. Oh, God. |
是嗎 我的天 |
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Tell me what's happening here! |
快告訴我發(fā)生什么事了 |
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Haley has been arrested. |
海莉被逮捕了 |
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What? |
什么 |
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Phone! Phone. I bet that's mama. |
電話 電話 肯定是我媽 |
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I was just dreaming it was raining chickens! |
我剛夢到天上下小雞 |
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Mitchell, answer the phone! |
米奇爾 接電話 |
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Look what I am doing. Look what I am doing, huh? |
我不正接著嘛 不正接著嘛 |
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Hello?-Hey,Mitchell. |
喂-米奇爾 |
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I'm sorry to wake you up, but Haley got arrested. |
抱歉吵醒你們 但海莉被逮捕了 |
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Oh, God. Haley got arrested. |
天啊 海莉被逮捕了 |
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That explains the chickens. |
難怪我夢到小雞了[女孩] |
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It does. It adds up. |
沒錯 的確"很靈驗" |
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What's she get arrested for? |
她為啥被抓了 |
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Oh, she got caught drinking at some party. |
她是因為在派對喝酒被抓的 |
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Look, could you drive up to the college with us? |
你能和我們一起開車去學(xué)校嗎 |
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- I think we're gonna need a lawyer. - Yes, of course. |
我們大概需要一個律師-當然沒問題 |
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And Cam and Lily can come over and stay with Alex and Luke. |
小卡和莉莉可以去你家陪著艾麗克斯和盧克 |
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I'll guard them with my life. |
我誓將用生命守護他們 |
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I hate to bother him. |
我不愿意麻煩他 |
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No, no, don't be silly. He's happy to do it. |
不 別這么說 他很樂意幫忙 |
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Okay, we'll be over in a little bit. |
好吧 我們一會兒就過來 |
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Oh, I get it. |
行 我懂了 |
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When you told Claire I would come over and watch the kids, |
當你告訴克萊爾我會去她家照看孩子時 |
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She was resistant |
她語氣很抵觸 |
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because she doesn't trust my parenting skills. |
因為她不信任我?guī)Ш⒆拥哪芰?/span> |
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No. Don't be silly. She just didn't want to put you out. |
不 別說傻話了 她只是不愿意麻煩你 |
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She's got a daughter behind bars |
她女兒都進局子里了 |
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and she's got the nerve to say I'm a bad parent? |
還敢指責(zé)我不會教育孩子 |
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- You didn't defend me. - Because she didn't say anything. |
你都不為我辯解-因為她什么都沒說 |
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Why are you protecting her? |
你這么護著她干什么 |
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Why is no one protecting me? |
怎么就沒人護著我呢 |
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No. |
這套不行 |
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Ay! Answer! Answer! |
接電話 接電話 |
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This better be good. |
你最好是有什么好事要說 |
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Haley got arrested for drinking. |
海莉因為喝酒被逮捕了 |
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We gotta go bail her out. |
我們要去把她保釋出來 |
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Do you still have a connection to that judge upstate? |
你和州北的法官還有聯(lián)系嗎 |
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- He died. - Ay! Who died? |
他已經(jīng)死了-誰死了 |
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An old friend of mine. |
我的一個老友 |
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Ay, Jay, I'm so sorry. |
真令人遺憾 杰 |
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He died five years ago. |
他五年前就死了 |
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Then why are they calling us in the middle of the night |
那他們大半夜把我們吵起來 |
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to wake us up?! |
是為了什么 |
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Nobody died. Haley's in jail. |
沒人死了 是海莉被抓了 |
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Okay. That makes more sense. |
好 這還說得通 |
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Claire has to go bail her out. |
克萊爾要去保釋她 |
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Okay. Give me that. |
好 電話給我 |
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Claire, listen to me-- |
克萊爾 你聽我說 |
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Take a lot of cash. |
帶上大量的現(xiàn)金 |
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And when you flash it to the police, |
然后在警察面前亮出綠油油的票子 |
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Do not speak about it. |
千萬別張口提錢的事 |
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Let the eyes do all the talking, okay? |
用眼神來交流 懂了嗎 |
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I heard the phone. Who died? |
我聽到有電話來 誰死了 |
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Jay's friend. |
杰的朋友 |
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Oh, Jay, I'm so sorry. |
杰 太令人遺憾了 |
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Okay. I can't do this again. |
夠了 我聽不下去了 |
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第四季 第七集 |
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It's breakfast |
早飯熱騰騰 |
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It's breakfast time |
早餐時間到 |
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It's breaky breaky time |
早早吃飯身體好 |
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Uncle Cam. I thought I heard your voice. |
小卡舅夫 我就覺得聽到你聲音了 |
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What are you doing here? Where are my parents? |
你在我家干什么 我爸媽呢 |
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Well, the school called, and your sister won a big award. |
大學(xué)打了電話來 說你姐姐得了大獎 |
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Nice try. The only person |
編得不錯 可這種謊言 |
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who would believe that Would be Haley. |
也只能騙騙海莉自己了 |
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She's in jail. |
她進監(jiān)獄了 |
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Jail? |
監(jiān)獄 |
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Lily, what did I say? |
莉莉 我說過什么來著 |
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That it was only a matter of time. |
說她進監(jiān)獄是遲早的事 |
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Okay, no. Didn't say that. |
不 我可沒這么說 |
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Okay, so here's the truth. |
好吧 事情的真相是 |
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Your sister was caught drinking. |
你姐姐因為喝酒被抓了 |
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But it's no big deal. |
但沒什么大不了的 |
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Your parents are there taking care of it right now. |
你父母已經(jīng)趕去了 正在處理這事 |
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So... |
所以 |
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This is so awesome! |
太棒了 |
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I hope she hits the weights |
我希望她會在牢里開始健身 |
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so she's totally ripped when she gets out. |
這樣她出來時就化身肌肉女了 |
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Okay. Let's change the subject. |
好了 我們換個話題 |
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Have a seat. Have some breakfast. |
坐下來 吃點早餐 |
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See if there's anything on that plate you like a lot. |
看看盤子里有什么是你們最愛吃的 |
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Is this bacon? |
這是培根嗎 |
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Of course it is, silly. |
當然是了 小笨蛋 |
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Been on a little bit of a health kick lately, |
鄙人最近有點小沉迷于健康養(yǎng)生 |
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so I took a vegan cooking class, |
所以我去上了素食烹飪課 |
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and my new thing is "Fakon." |
現(xiàn)在我最愛做的就是"素根"了 |
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It's like real bacon. |
跟真正的培根沒有區(qū)別 |
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Except for the look, the texture, and the taste. |
除了外觀 口感和味道上的明顯差異 |
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Maybe the store-bought kind. |
超市里賣的可能如此 |
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But I make my own, so it's not even real fakon. |
但我的"素根"是自己做的 連"素根"都該算不上 |
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It's faux-fakon. "Faux-kon." |
山寨素根 "山寨根" |
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It's faux-kon disgusting. |
反正是"根"難吃 |
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You can't tell the difference. |
你根本就吃不出差別 |
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And guess which one's the real one? |
猜猜哪一盤是真培根 |
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That one. |
那一盤 |
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That one. |
那一盤 |
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Still that one. |
還是那一盤 |
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This is the best bacon I've ever had. |
這是我吃過最香的培根了 |
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Oh, well. |
太好了 |
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I can't wait to tell your uncle ,Mitchell that you love it. |
我恨不得馬上告訴你米奇舅舅你喜歡這個 |
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Why would uncle Mitch care? |
為什么米奇舅舅在意這個 |
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Because, my dear, |
親愛的 因為 |
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that bacon you're eating isn't bacon at all, |
你現(xiàn)在吃的培根根本不是培根哦 |
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No, no, no. |
不是哦 |
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It's made entirely of soy. |
完全由大豆制成 |
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Luke's allergic to soy! |
盧克對大豆過敏 |
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His throat closes! He can't breathe! |
他的喉嚨會噎住 不能呼吸 |
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=-Hello?-Never 'F: |
inting |
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Okay, okay. |
好吧好吧 |
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We have to, uh, get you to the, uh, hospital! |
我們得馬上把你送到那個 醫(yī)院去 |
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Lily! Come on, baby. |
莉莉 來 寶貝 |
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Okay, Luke! Put the fakon down! |
盧克 快把假培根放下 |
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I'm using it to scratch my throat! |
我在用它撓我的喉嚨 |
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- Okay. Okay. Let's go. Come on. - Go. |
-好了好了 快走吧 快點 -走 |
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Cam? C-cam? |
小卡 小 小卡 |
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That was weird. |
真奇怪 |
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Hey, Claire, do you wanna pick it up a little bit? |
克萊爾 你能不能開快點 |
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Since when do you drive at speed limit? |
你從什么時候起按限速開車了 |
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My daughter has been arrested for drinking. |
我女兒因喝酒被捕了 |
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I would like her to sit in jail and think about that. |
我希望她在監(jiān)獄里痛定思痛 |
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As a matter of fact, I might stop |
其實 我想停車 |
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and do a little outlet shopping. |
上直銷店買點東西 |
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Who wants a pair of last year's sunglasses, huh? |
誰想要買一副去年款式的太陽鏡 |
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Honey... |
親愛的 |
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Try to relax. |
放松點 |
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I don't feel like relaxing, Phil! |
我放松不下來 菲爾 |
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She has been in college for six weeks. |
她進大學(xué)才六個禮拜 |
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Yeah, and everyone goes a little crazy at first. |
沒錯 每個人剛?cè)サ臅r候都會有點瘋狂 |
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I remember one night freshman year, |
我記得大學(xué)頭一年的一個晚上 |
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a bunch of us on the frisbee golf team |
我們飛盤高爾夫球隊的一些人 |
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got a case of zima. Enough zaid. |
拿一箱芝馬酒 不必多說 |
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More than enough. |
說得夠多了 |
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I'm not gonna lie. |
說實話 |
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Sometimes it bothers me how calm Phil is under pressure. |
菲爾面對壓力還那么淡定有時候讓我很惱火 |
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It's like... |
感覺像是 |
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like I'm the one who's overreacting. |
像是我反應(yīng)過激了一樣 |
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That's good. Let it out. It's g-- |
很好 宣泄出來 這樣 |
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I'm going to kill you. |
我要殺了你 |
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Jay, do you have some time today? |
杰 你今天有時間嗎 |
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We need to go and pick out a stroller. |
我們得去選一輛嬰兒車 |
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Just get whatever you want. |
你想買什么樣的就買去吧 |
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I mean, it's what you're gonna do anyway. |
反正你也從來不會聽我的意見 |
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What I want is a husband |
我想要的是一位 |
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who likes to go shopping for a stroller with me. |
喜歡陪我逛街買嬰兒車的丈夫 |
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If you had a husband who liked picking out strollers, |
如果你丈夫有挑選嬰兒車的愛好 |
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you wouldn't be having a baby. |
你就不會懷上孩子了 |
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So who wants to come with me |
誰要陪我去 |
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to the Spoken Word Festival this evening? |
今晚的演講節(jié) |
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I only have two tickets, |
我只有兩張票 |
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so somebody's gonna be disappointed. |
有人可能要失望了哦 |
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I think it's gonna be you. |
我想是你要失望了 |
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Ay, Manny, I would go with you, but I'm so tired. |
曼尼 我想跟你一起去 可是我好累啊 |
0:04:59.18, |
You just woke up. How are you tired? |
你才剛剛起床 怎么會累 |
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Maybe because I'm turning food into a human! |
因為我正在把食物加工成人 |
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Jay will take you. |
杰會帶你去 |
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Sorry, I would love to go to the spoken word festival, |
抱歉 我也很想去 |
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but I'm already going to the |
但我得去 |
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I'd-rather- blow-my-brains-out jamboree. |
不如炸掉我腦袋狂歡節(jié) |
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I can't believe this. |
難以置信 |
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I'm living in a cultural wasteland. |
我居然生活在一片文化荒原 |
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With a heated pool. |
配備溫水泳池 |
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Manny, vamos. You're gonna be late for school. |
曼尼 快點 上學(xué)快遲到了 |
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Oh, jeez. |
老天 |
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Hello, DeDe. |
你好啊 迪迪 |
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Good morning, Jay. Namaste. |
早上好 杰 合十致敬 |
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Let's not do this. |
別這樣 |
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Oh, fine, silly. |
好吧 小傻瓜 |
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I'm on my way to a retreat in Ojai, |
我在去奧哈伊的一家靜修所的路上 |
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and since I'm passing through town, |
既然我將路過市中心 |
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I thought I'd pick up that photo album. |
我想順便拿那本相冊 |
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You know, it's really not a good time. |
現(xiàn)在可真不是時候 |
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Oh, please. |
拜托 |
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All right. I'll meet you on the street. |
好吧 我到街上等你 |
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Drive by slow with the window open. |
車窗打開 開慢點 |
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I was dreading DeDe finding out that Gloria's pregnant. |
我正擔(dān)心迪迪發(fā)現(xiàn)歌洛莉亞懷孕了 |
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It's one thing DeDe's hung on to, |
迪迪很在乎的一件事就是 |
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that she's the mother of my kids. |
她是我孩子的母親 |
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And considering their history... |
考慮到她們以往的恩怨 |
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I-I wanna... |
我想 |
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- rip your head off! - What? |
扭斷你的脖子-什么 |
0:06:01.00, |
No! Please stop it! Whoa! |
別這樣 快停下 |
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Eh? No! DeDe! |
別 迪迪 |
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I wasn't exactly looking forward to round four, |
我不希望還有第四輪較量 |
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especially now that Gloria's a bigger, slower target. |
特別是歌洛莉亞現(xiàn)在體積龐大 行動遲緩 |
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I'd normally be having breakfast right now. |
往常這時候我在吃早飯呢 |
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Hi, dad. |
老爸好 |
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Hey, Claire. Any updates? |
克萊爾 有什么新進展嗎 |
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Not yet, but we're almost there. |
沒有 不過我們快到了 |
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Last time you were over at the house, |
上次你來家里 |
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you were looking at that photo album. |
看了一本相冊 |
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What'd you do with it? |
你把它放哪兒了 |
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Oh, dad, that was me. |
老爸 那是我 |
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I think I put it on the shelf behind the bar. |
我大概是把它放在吧臺后面的架子上了 |
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What are you doing there? |
你在那做什么 |
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They asked me to come along |
他們讓我陪他們過來 |
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in case they needed a lawyer. |
以防他們需要位律師 |
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Shouldn't they have a real lawyer? |
他們不該請一位真律師嗎 |
0:06:36.60, |
Oh, God. Should we? |
天吶 我們該不該呢 |
0:06:37.80, |
I am a real lawyer, people. |
我就是位真律師 各位 |
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Environmental law is a thing. |
環(huán)境法也是法啊 |
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Don't get all sensitive on me. |
別對我的話那么挑刺 |
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I mean someone who doesn't defend pandas. |
我的意思是 別找個替大熊貓辯護的律師 |
0:06:44.64, |
Yeah, dad, 'cause that's what I do. |
沒錯 老爸 那正是我的工作 |
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I-I defend pandas in court. |
我在法庭上替大熊貓的權(quán)益辯護 |
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That's adorable. |
真可愛 |
0:06:48.89, |
You know what I'm talking about. |
你知道我是什么意思 |
0:06:49.80, |
Haley needs somebody who knows criminal law, |
海莉需要懂刑法的人 |
0:06:51.37, |
like Perry Mason. |
比如佩瑞·梅森 [美偵探小說虛構(gòu)人物] |
0:06:52.47, |
Okay, so I'm not a real lawyer, but Perry Mason is? |
所以我不是真正的律師 佩瑞·梅森倒是了 |
0:06:55.91, |
Oh, hell. |
見鬼 |
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Hello, DeDe. How're you doing? |
你好 迪迪 你怎么樣啊 |
0:07:01.45, |
Oh, mostly fine. |
還不錯 |
0:07:03.40, |
I have something called a telescoping uterus. |
我安了一種叫做伸縮式子宮的東西 |
0:07:07.34, |
- Long story. - Aw, jeez. |
說來話長-上帝 |
0:07:10.41, |
Out of my way! |
給我讓開 |
0:07:11.27, |
- Out of my way! - I can't breathe! |
讓開-我喘不上來氣了 |
0:07:13.17, |
This boy can't breathe. |
這孩子喘不上來氣了 |
0:07:14.26, |
He's having a severe allergic reaction. |
他有過敏反應(yīng) |
0:07:15.94, |
No. You're squeezing me. |
不是 是你壓的 |
0:07:17.53, |
He needs medicine. His throat is closing up. |
他得吃藥 他嗓子要堵上了 |
0:07:19.37, |
Okay. Hold on. |
好 等等 |
0:07:21.49, |
We have an allergic reaction. |
有一名過敏反應(yīng)病人 |
0:07:22.74, |
A young boy. Obstructed breathing. |
是個小男孩 呼吸不暢 |
0:07:25.23, |
What happened? |
怎么了 |
0:07:26.31, |
Well, somebody gave him some soy bacon... |
有人給他吃了大豆做的培根 |
0:07:27.94, |
That was so good, he couldn't tell the difference. |
做得太好了 他沒看出來差別 |
0:07:31.24, |
Mitchell, I can't talk right now. |
米奇爾 我現(xiàn)在說話不方便 |
0:07:32.42, |
Cam, it's Claire. My phone died. |
小卡 是克萊爾 我電話關(guān)機了 |
0:07:33.90, |
I just wanted to make sure the kids got to school okay. |
我就是想確認下孩子們已經(jīng)順利到學(xué)校了 |
0:07:35.71, |
Oh, yeah, of course they did. Why wouldn't they have? |
是的 他們當然去了 怎么會沒有 |
0:07:37.08, |
- I hear we got a boy who can't breathe? - Right here. |
我聽說有位男孩不能呼吸-在這里 |
0:07:39.27, |
What was that? |
什么情況 |
0:07:40.23, |
Oh, I'm just watching an original Lifetime movie |
我正看一部生活臺原創(chuàng)電影 |
0:07:42.03, |
called "The boy who can't breathe." |
叫做《不能呼吸的男孩》 |
0:07:42.94, |
That sounded like Alex. |
聽著像艾麗克斯的聲音 |
0:07:43.82, |
Nope. Just Amanda Bynes. Okay, gotta go. |
不是 是阿曼達·拜恩斯 我得掛了 |
0:07:47.88, |
Cam. Cam? |
小卡 小卡 |
0:07:50.69, |
That's weird. |
奇了怪了 |
0:07:51.72, |
Can you believe how many waffle places we passed? |
你能想象我們路過了多少家華夫餅店嗎 |
0:07:54.11, |
I can't believe how much dad belittles me. |
我無法想象老爸有多么輕視我 |
0:07:55.70, |
What were there? Five? Six? |
有多少來著 五家 六家 |
0:07:57.16, |
I edited the law review. |
我做過法律評論編輯 |
0:07:58.50, |
I passed the bar on my first try. |
司法考試一次就過了 |
0:08:00.09, |
I have a briefcase. |
我還拎著公文包 |
0:08:01.29, |
I'm counting them on the way back. |
回去的路上我得數(shù)數(shù) |
0:08:02.32, |
Can we focus? |
注意力集中 |
0:08:03.77, |
Uh, hi. We're here for Haley Dunphy. |
你好 我們是為海莉·鄧菲來的 |
0:08:05.48, |
I'm Mitchell Pritchett. I'm Miss Dunphy's attorney. |
我是米奇爾·普里契特 鄧菲小姐的律師 |
0:08:07.83, |
She won't be needing a lawyer today. |
她今天不需要律師 |
0:08:09.28, |
Oh, I think I'll be the judge of that. |
我覺得這該由我說了算 |
0:08:10.89, |
I'd like to confer with my client now. Thank you. |
我現(xiàn)在要和我的當事人談?wù)?謝謝 |
0:08:13.03, |
All you have to do is post bail, and she's all yours. |
你們只需要交上保釋金就可以把她帶走了 |
0:08:15.21, |
Really? Oh. That--that's fantastic. |
真的嗎 那 那太好了 |
0:08:18.64, |
Sir, I am in no mood |
長官 我今天真沒想 |
0:08:20.86, |
- to defend my daughter today, believe me. - Okay. |
-袒護我的女兒 相信我 -好了 |
0:08:22.25, |
But do you think it is the best use of resources |
不過 你覺得因為校園里的孩子喝點兒酒 |
0:08:24.38, |
to lock up college kids who've had a few drinks? |
就把他們押起來不是濫用公共資源嗎 |
0:08:26.30, |
Ma'am, your daughter was charged with resisting arrest |
女士 你的女兒被控拒捕 |
0:08:28.76, |
and assaulting a police officer. |
并且襲警 |
0:08:30.67, |
What? |
什么 |
0:08:33.48, |
You probably should have called a real lawyer, |
或許你該找個真正的律師 |
0:08:35.96, |
Cause I don't... I'm not... |
因為我吧 那個... |
0:08:44.81, |
Look, this has gotta be some kind of mistake. |
恐怕是有什么誤會吧 |
0:08:46.60, |
Our daughter's tiny. |
我家女兒那么瘦小 |
0:08:47.44, |
There's no way she assaulted anyone. |
她怎么可能襲擊別人呢 |
0:08:49.06, |
Insulted, maybe. |
侮辱人還有點可能 |
0:08:50.43, |
Was--was the cop wearing white socks and dark shoes? |
那警察當時穿的是不是白襪子配黑皮鞋 |
0:08:52.94, |
Cause that really sets her off. |
那種搭配會讓她抓狂 |
0:08:54.28, |
Maybe you should watch this. |
或許你該看看這個 |
0:08:56.20, |
Stop! |
停下 |
0:08:57.53, |
Put your hands where I can see 'em! |
把手放在我能看見的地方 |
0:09:00.37, |
Okay. Now that's very blurry footage. |
這組鏡頭非常模糊 |
0:09:02.94, |
How can we be sure that that's Haley? |
我們怎么確定那就是海莉 |
0:09:05.95, |
Don't you move. |
別動 |
0:09:06.89, |
Don't hurt me! I'm just a student! |
別傷害我 我只是一名學(xué)生 |
0:09:08.04, |
I'm Haley Dunphy! |
我叫海莉·鄧菲 |
0:09:12.66, |
So hot. |
真熱啊 |
0:09:16.09, |
Hot in here. |
這里真熱 |
0:09:19.37, |
How long is this gonna take? |
還要多久 |
0:09:20.89, |
I should be in school. I'm missing biology right now. |
我應(yīng)該上學(xué)去的 我已經(jīng)錯過了生物課了 |
0:09:23.48, |
You're in a hospital. Just step out into the hallway. |
你可是在醫(yī)院啊 只要走到走廊上 |
0:09:25.26, |
Listen to the nurses and doctors talk. |
聽聽醫(yī)生護士們聊天 |
0:09:27.40, |
You'll learn more about science and humanity here |
學(xué)到的科學(xué)知識和人性 |
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than you would in a classroom in an entire semester. |
比在課堂里待一學(xué)期學(xué)的都多 |
0:09:31.94, |
Attention! |
注意 |
0:09:33.48, |
If there's a yogurt in the fridge that says "Theresa," |
如果冰箱里有瓶寫著"特麗莎"的酸奶 |
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then only Theresa gets to eat it! |
那么只有特麗莎才能喝 |
0:09:37.70, |
Drama. Soak it in. |
生活如戲 好好學(xué)著 |
0:09:40.83, |
- Oh, good god. - Okay, Luke, |
老天爺啊-盧克 |
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the opening is supposed to be in the back. |
那衣服開口應(yīng)該在背面 |
0:09:43.62, |
No way. I don't want people to see my butt. |
沒門兒 我才不想別人看到我的屁股 |
0:09:45.63, |
Do I have to get another shot? |
我還得打一針嗎 |
0:09:47.10, |
Are you going to cry again? |
你又要哭了嗎 |
0:09:48.53, |
- Should she be here? - Okay. You know what? |
她有必要在這里嗎-得了 你知道嗎 |
0:09:50.03, |
Nobody's getting any more shots. |
不需要再打針了 |
0:09:51.41, |
We just have to wait for the swelling to go down. |
我們只要在這里等著消腫就行了 |
0:09:53.02, |
All right? I'm gonna go check on a little paperwork. |
好嗎 我得去看看一些文件 |
0:09:54.54, |
I'll be right back. |
馬上就回來 |
0:09:57.91, |
But if it doesn't go down, |
不過 如果不消腫的話 |
0:09:59.98, |
that leg might have to come off. |
就得卸掉你的腿 |
0:10:02.00, |
Sweet. Take them both. |
太好了 兩條腿都卸了吧 |
0:10:03.74, |
Then I could get some of those blade legs |
那我就能裝上那種刀鋒腿 |
0:10:05.25, |
and finally be able to dunk. |
終于可以灌籃了 |
0:10:06.84, |
How you feeling, champ? |
感覺怎樣 小子 |
0:10:07.94, |
What do we got here? |
我來看看是什么情況 |
0:10:08.78, |
The patient presents bronchial inflammation, |
病人支氣管發(fā)炎 |
0:10:11.07, |
Dermal pruritus, and minor angioedema. |
皮膚瘙癢 伴有輕度神經(jīng)性水腫 |
0:10:13.50, |
Who can tell me the cause? |
誰能說出病因 |
0:10:18.08, |
It's an allergic reaction to soy. |
是大豆引起的過敏反應(yīng) |
0:10:21.40, |
Very good. |
很好 |
0:10:22.58, |
The rest of you have a lot to learn. Let's keep moving. |
其他人學(xué)著點 去下一病房 |
0:10:27.30, |
Stay with Luke. |
你守著盧克 |
0:10:30.85, |
What is taking so long? |
怎么這么久 |
0:10:32.91, |
Well, in my experience, these things can take time. |
以我的經(jīng)驗 這種事可能要等很久 |
0:10:35.44, |
So... settle in. This--this could be a while. |
所以 坐好吧 估計要等上一陣了 |
0:10:38.94, |
There she is. |
她出來了 |
0:10:39.84, |
Damn it. |
該死 |
0:10:40.81, |
Oh, thank god. |
謝天謝地 |
0:10:42.51, |
- You're okay? - Yeah, I'm fine, mom. |
你還好嗎-我沒事 媽媽 |
0:10:44.66, |
Oh! What the hell were you thinking? |
你當時腦子是進水了嗎 |
0:10:46.01, |
What happened? |
怎么回事 |
0:10:46.83, |
It's not a big deal, okay? |
沒什么大不了的 好嗎 |
0:10:48.23, |
There was a party, and people were drinking... |
我們在開派對 大家喝得正酣 |
0:10:50.16, |
so the police showed up, |
警察就過來了 |
0:10:51.57, |
and everybody ran, so I did, too. |
所有人都往外跑 我也跟著跑 |
0:10:53.65, |
And I started climbing down this fire escape... |
我順著消防梯往下爬 |
0:10:55.99, |
And then I heard a cop yell to put your hands up, |
然后我聽到一個警察喊 把手舉起來 |
0:10:57.90, |
so I did and I fell... onto him. |
我照做了 于是就掉...在他身上了 |
0:11:00.90, |
You could have been killed. |
你可能會沒命的 |
0:11:02.25, |
Haley, you're supposed to be an adult. |
海莉 你應(yīng)該成熟一點了 |
0:11:04.20, |
How could you do something so childish... |
怎么能做出這么幼稚的事來呢 |
0:11:05.21, |
- Okay, okay, okay, okay. - And so stupid? |
好了好了-還這么愚蠢 |
0:11:06.78, |
Let's calm down. We're all a little tired and cranky. |
冷靜一下 我們都有點累有點暴躁 |
0:11:09.87, |
Best thing we can do right now |
現(xiàn)在我們最好 |
0:11:11.23, |
is get out of here, go get some waffles-- |
出去買些華夫餅吃 |
0:11:13.22, |
I don't want waffles, Phil, okay? |
菲爾 我不想買什么華夫餅 好嗎 |
0:11:15.35, |
I'm upset and I want to deal with this. |
我很生氣 我要處理這件事 |
0:11:16.83, |
All right, I got some bad news here. |
聽著 我這里有個不好的消息 |
0:11:18.01, |
Um, this afternoon, |
今天下午 |
0:11:19.44, |
Haley has to appear before a disciplinary board, |
海莉要接受紀律委員會的審訊 |
0:11:21.84, |
which will decide whether or not she gets kicked out of school. |
而他們會決定是否要開除她的學(xué)籍 |
0:11:24.35, |
What? |
什么 |
0:11:25.49, |
Oh, wait. Wait, no. I got that wrong. |
慢著 等等 不對 我弄錯了 |
0:11:27.08, |
Oh, no, I got it right! |
沒有 我沒弄錯 |
0:11:29.03, |
Yes! Score. One for me. |
好樣的 了不起 加我一分 |
0:11:32.85, |
It's what it sounds like. |
聽起來雖然是那樣 |
0:11:34.74, |
It literally telescopes. |
它真的會縮小 |
0:11:36.88, |
You see, what happens is... |
是這樣的 |
0:11:37.69, |
DeDe, I hate to rush this, |
迪迪 抱歉我不能和你聊了 |
0:11:39.03, |
but I'm late for a meeting. |
我開會要遲到了 |
0:11:40.50, |
And it's been great seeing you, but can I walk you out? |
很高興見到你 但我可以送你出去了嗎 |
0:11:42.67, |
Okay. Sure. |
好吧 當然 |
0:11:46.59, |
Ay, Jay, it's so weird. |
杰 好奇怪 |
0:11:48.29, |
The moment I came through the door, |
我剛一進門 |
0:11:49.94, |
the baby started kicking like crazy, |
寶寶就開始瘋狂踢我 |
0:11:51.62, |
like it's trying to claw its way out of me. |
好像想從我肚子里爬出來似的 |
0:11:55.33, |
Bruja! |
老巫婆 |
0:11:56.46, |
Oh, my god. |
天吶 |
0:11:58.45, |
What is she doing here? |
她怎么會在這里 |
0:11:59.32, |
You're going to have a baby? |
你們要有小寶寶了嗎 |
0:12:01.46, |
I don't believe it. |
難以置信 |
0:12:02.69, |
Uh, DeDe, don't get all crazy about this. |
迪迪 別反應(yīng)過度 |
0:12:07.46, |
What's happening? |
這是怎么了 |
0:12:08.55, |
Her brain. It snapped. |
她腦子 壞掉了 |
0:12:10.40, |
Oh! You're going to be a father again at your age. |
你這把年紀居然又喜當?shù)?/span> |
0:12:13.88, |
And here you were thinking |
而你還滿心以為你可以 |
0:12:15.12, |
you would just sail off into the sunset |
與你年輕漂亮的嬌妻 |
0:12:17.81, |
with your beautiful young wife, |
安享晚年 |
0:12:20.07, |
not a care in the world. |
無憂無慮 |
0:12:21.89, |
This is fantastic! |
這太美妙了 |
0:12:24.23, |
I think my uterus just fixed itself. |
我覺得我的子宮就這么不治而愈了 |
0:12:28.20, |
Don't ask. |
什么也別問 |
0:12:32.32, |
Oh no. Who lives like this? |
不是吧 怎么會有人過成這樣 |
0:12:34.95, |
When I had a dorm room, it was... |
我住宿舍的時候 那可是 |
0:12:36.65, |
oh--it was spotless. |
那是一塵不染的 |
0:12:37.72, |
Can we just agree that girls are dirtier than boys? |
大家同不同意女孩就是不如男孩愛干凈 |
0:12:39.75, |
- What should we do? - Well, I'd like to start |
我們怎么辦-我覺得可以先從 |
0:12:41.12, |
by picking up some of these clothes. Then-- |
收拾這堆衣服開始 然后 |
0:12:42.31, |
I meant about the hearing, Felix. |
我是說聽證會怎么辦 威猛先生 |
0:12:44.88, |
Do we have a game plan? |
我們有應(yīng)對策略嗎 |
0:12:45.94, |
I think the best thing we can do is |
我認為最好的策略是 |
0:12:46.79, |
walk in there as a family |
去表現(xiàn)出五好家庭的樣子來 |
0:12:48.12, |
and let them know we support Haley no matter what. |
告訴他們無論如何我們都支持海莉 |
0:12:48.12, |
[Support:支持/供養(yǎng)] |
|
0:12:50.00, |
At this rate, we are going to be supporting Haley |
照這樣下去 我們下半輩子 |
0:12:51.92, |
for the rest of our lives. |
都得養(yǎng)著海莉了 |
0:12:53.11, |
Okay. Oh, I... |
好吧 我 |
0:12:54.24, |
I just sat on half a peach, so I--no. |
我屁股下面有半個桃子 不行 |
0:12:56.16, |
I can't do this. I'm--I'm waiting outside. |
我忍不了了 我去外面等著 |
0:12:59.71, |
Disgusting. |
真惡心 |
0:13:00.43, |
What are you wearing? |
你穿的這是什么啊 |
0:13:01.72, |
What? What's wrong with it? |
怎么了 這有什么不妥的 |
0:13:02.71, |
Honey, you are fighting for your future |
寶貝 你是要去跟紀律委員會 |
0:13:04.95, |
in front of a disciplinary committee, |
為自己的未來作斗爭 |
0:13:06.19, |
not entertaining the Secret Service. |
不是去給特務(wù)機關(guān)提供娛樂服務(wù)的 |
0:13:08.09, |
In "Legally Blonde," Elle won her case |
《律政俏佳人》里面的艾爾能打贏官司 |
0:13:10.15, |
because she was true to herself and dressed cute. |
是因為她堅持自我 而且打扮俏麗 |
0:13:12.08, |
Haley, this is real life, |
海莉 這是現(xiàn)實生活 |
0:13:13.00, |
not an excellent movie. |
不是在演一部好電影 |
0:13:14.32, |
Honey, just put on something else, |
寶貝 去找件別的衣服穿 |
0:13:16.13, |
and take down the makeup. |
再把妝化淡一點 |
0:13:17.20, |
Why are you guys acting like this is my fault? |
你們干嘛表現(xiàn)得好像這都是我的錯一樣 |
0:13:19.86, |
Everybody was drinking, everybody ran. |
每個人都喝酒了 也都逃跑了 |
0:13:21.93, |
I just got caught. |
我只是被逮住了而已 |
0:13:23.23, |
If anything, I'm the victim here. |
我甚至算得上是受害者 |
0:13:24.65, |
What?! Just stop-- just stop talking, Haley. |
什么 別 別說了 海莉 |
0:13:28.73, |
You're not the victim here. You're the one who screwed up! |
你不是受害者 你犯了錯 |
0:13:31.37, |
You made one bad decision after another, |
你做了一個又一個錯誤的決定 |
0:13:33.22, |
and now you're about to blow everything |
而現(xiàn)在你有可能會葬送你媽媽和我 |
0:13:34.42, |
your mother and I worked so hard to give you. |
辛辛苦苦為你打造的一切 |
0:13:36.31, |
And the worst thing is, you don't seem to care. |
最讓人寒心的是 你看起來根本不在乎 |
0:13:38.87, |
We all got up at 3:00 a.m. this morning |
我們凌晨三點就起床 |
0:13:40.40, |
to bail you out of jail! |
來保你出獄 |
0:13:42.45, |
We haven't eaten a thing, |
一點東西都沒吃 |
0:13:43.29, |
and you know what I haven't heard from you yet? |
而你有些話到現(xiàn)在都還沒說 |
0:13:44.71, |
I'm sorry, mom. I screwed up, dad. |
對不起 媽媽 我錯了 爸爸 |
0:13:47.17, |
Please forgive me." |
請原諒我" |
0:13:48.50, |
Now put on some real clothes. |
現(xiàn)在去找件正經(jīng)的衣服穿上 |
0:13:50.30, |
We'll see you at the hearing. Do not be late! |
我們在聽證會上見 不許遲到 |
0:13:53.18, |
Come on. |
走 |
0:13:54.35, |
Where are you going? |
你們?nèi)ツ膬?/span> |
0:13:55.31, |
To get that man a waffle. |
去給那個男人買華夫餅 |
0:14:04.11, |
There. There. Did you feel it kicking? |
有了 有了 你感覺到它踢我了嗎 |
0:14:05.65, |
Oh, yes! Oh, I remember those. |
感覺到了 記憶猶新啊 |
0:14:08.81, |
Yeah, Claire kicked me as soon as she grew legs, |
克萊爾一長腿就開始踢我 |
0:14:12.45, |
and she didn't stop until she was 4. |
長到4歲才不踢了 |
0:14:15.82, |
Not Manny. |
曼尼沒這樣 |
0:14:16.88, |
He was so calm, |
他非常淡定 |
0:14:17.90, |
I think that he was reading in there. |
我覺得他是在我肚子里看書呢 |
0:14:20.95, |
This is beautiful. |
太美好了 |
0:14:21.76, |
Look at you two, having a conversation like old friends. |
瞧你們兩個 跟老朋友似的聊天 |
0:14:24.23, |
Well, it's easier to talk to her when she's not choking me. |
她不掐我的時候很好相處 |
0:14:27.41, |
I'm sorry. |
很抱歉 |
0:14:28.66, |
I went through a bad patch there |
那是我的人生低谷 |
0:14:30.65, |
when I was trying to find the right balance with my Meds. |
吃藥吃的有點多 |
0:14:34.52, |
I recently discovered my cat Frances |
最近我發(fā)現(xiàn)我的貓弗朗西斯 |
0:14:37.29, |
buried in the backyard. |
被埋在后院了 |
0:14:39.12, |
I'm just praying that she died first. |
我只祈禱它不是被我活埋的 |
0:14:41.60, |
Maybe you can dogsit for the shoe-eater one day. |
或許哪天你能來當那條吃鞋狗的看護 |
0:14:44.89, |
Oh, well, she is a... funny-looking thing. |
那小東西長得真幽默 |
0:14:48.92, |
Don't listen to them. You're beautiful. |
別聽她們的 你很漂亮 |
0:14:50.85, |
Turns out Gloria being pregnant |
歌洛莉亞的大肚子倒是讓迪迪 |
0:14:52.33, |
somehow made DeDe think of her as less trophy, more human. |
對她的敵意大減 反而關(guān)愛有加 |
0:14:57.57, |
And all the animosity she had for Gloria |
她對歌洛莉亞的憎恨 |
0:14:59.73, |
just wafted up in the air... |
也全都煙消云散了 |
0:15:02.64, |
I hope you're hiring a nanny, |
希望你雇了保姆 |
0:15:04.85, |
because this one won't lift a finger. |
因為這家伙手都懶得抬一下 |
0:15:09.22, |
And landed right on top of me. |
批評都落到我頭上了 |
0:15:11.95, |
I don't remember him changing a single diaper. |
我記得他連一塊尿布都沒換過 |
0:15:15.44, |
What's that supposed to mean? |
這話什么意思啊 |
0:15:16.86, |
You can't even remember killing your cat. |
你連活埋了自己的貓都不記得 |
0:15:18.88, |
Oh, I don't think I did. |
我記得我沒這么干 |
0:15:20.49, |
But I'm sure that you never changed any diapers. |
但是我很確定你從沒換過尿布 |
0:15:23.65, |
It's just that you were better at it than I was. |
那只是因為你比我擅長換尿布嘛 |
0:15:25.59, |
Oh, so I guess I was better at late-night feedings |
這么說半夜喂奶 清理嘔吐物 |
0:15:28.96, |
and cleaning spit-up, too. |
我也比你擅長咯 |
0:15:31.09, |
You know what? |
說到這個 |
0:15:32.58, |
He wouldn't help me pick up a stroller |
他也不愿意陪我挑手推車 |
0:15:34.59, |
or a blanket or a bouncy chair. |
毯子和嬰兒搖椅 |
0:15:37.49, |
Oh, well, I had to get that stuff on my own. |
那些東西我也是自己去買的 |
0:15:41.36, |
He was just useless. |
他一點用都沒有 |
0:15:43.72, |
You poor thing. |
你太可憐了 |
0:15:45.65, |
Makes all sense now why you became so crazy. |
我算是知道你為啥變得這么瘋了 |
0:15:48.99, |
Right? |
是吧 |
0:15:50.57, |
Listen to me, Jay Pritchett. |
聽好了 杰·普里契特 |
0:15:52.59, |
If you don't change your useless ways, |
你要是不肯把自己變廢為寶 |
0:15:55.25, |
You're gonna make me crazy, too! |
我也會發(fā)瘋的 |
0:15:57.64, |
Like DeDe! |
瘋的像迪迪 |
0:15:58.76, |
Gloria. Gloria. |
歌洛莉亞 歌洛莉亞 |
0:16:02.68, |
I just love our little visits. |
我可喜歡你來拜訪了 |
0:16:06.84, |
Mom, I'm home! |
媽媽 我回來了 |
0:16:08.16, |
Oh, hi, Manny. |
嗨 曼尼 |
0:16:09.16, |
DeDe. How are you? |
迪迪 你好嗎 |
0:16:11.89, |
Good. |
很好 |
0:16:13.77, |
DeDe. It's me. |
迪迪 是我呀 |
0:16:16.09, |
How are you really? |
你到底怎么樣啊 |
0:16:17.92, |
I'm on a better path. |
我的生活好多了 |
0:16:19.82, |
It's a journey. |
生命是一次旅途 |
0:16:21.39, |
Thank you for asking, Manny. |
謝謝你的關(guān)心 曼尼 |
0:16:23.51, |
And thank you for your letters. |
還有謝謝你的來信 |
0:16:26.04, |
It's a lost art. |
那是門沒落的藝術(shù) |
0:16:27.21, |
No one puts pen to paper anymore. |
沒有人愿意用紙筆寫信了 |
0:16:30.46, |
Haley Dunphy? |
海莉·鄧菲 |
0:16:31.56, |
Yes, that's me. |
沒錯 是我 |
0:16:32.78, |
I'm Dean Miller with admissions. |
我是負責(zé)招生的院長米勒 |
0:16:33.87, |
- This is Professor Williams. - Hi. |
這位是威廉姆斯教授-您好 |
0:16:35.51, |
And this is our student representative, |
這位是我們的學(xué)生代表 |
0:16:37.16, |
- Aidan Feldman. - Nice to meet you. |
艾頓·費德曼-見到你很高興 |
0:16:38.71, |
Seriously? |
不是吧你 |
0:16:40.06, |
We sit next to each other in econ. |
經(jīng)濟學(xué)課上我就坐你旁邊 |
0:16:41.93, |
- Oh, right. - Don't. |
-哦 對呀 -少來 |
0:16:44.07, |
It insults both of us. |
對于你我都是一種侮辱 |
0:16:45.81, |
Mostly me. |
主要是對于我 |
0:16:46.85, |
Move it along, Aidan. |
繼續(xù)進行吧 艾頓 |
0:16:47.97, |
This is a disciplinary hearing, not JDate. |
這里是懲戒聽證會 不是猶太交友網(wǎng) |
0:16:51.05, |
You are charged with public drunkenness, |
你被控告公共場所酗酒 |
0:16:53.12, |
resisting arrest, and assaulting a police officer, |
拒捕 以及襲警 |
0:16:55.77, |
all of which obviously violate our school's code of conduct. |
顯然都違反了我們學(xué)校的行為準則 |
0:16:59.66, |
Sir, if I may speak on behalf of my client... |
先生 容我代表我的委托人說兩句 |
0:17:01.98, |
Who are you? |
你是哪顆蔥 |
0:17:02.50, |
I'm Mitchell Pritchett, |
在下米奇爾·普里契特 |
0:17:03.62, |
I'm Miss Dunphy's attorney. |
鄧菲小姐的律師 |
0:17:04.73, |
We require students to speak for themselves. |
我們要求學(xué)生為自己代言 |
0:17:06.93, |
There are no attorneys allowed. You shouldn't even be here. |
不允許雇用律師 你都不應(yīng)該來這兒 |
0:17:10.08, |
What if I just sat in this chair and I was really super quiet |
那我坐這兒保持沉默 側(cè)耳聆聽 |
0:17:11.80, |
and I just listen? |
您意下如何 |
0:17:12.59, |
I'll allow it. |
準了 |
0:17:13.69, |
Knock it off, Aidan. |
別鬧了 艾頓 |
0:17:15.51, |
Miss Dunphy, is there anything |
鄧菲小姐 你有什么 |
0:17:16.98, |
you would like to say in your defense? |
要為自己辯護的嗎 |
0:17:18.60, |
Actually, I have no defense. |
事實上 我沒什么可辯護的 |
0:17:21.71, |
I was drinking. I am underage. |
我是喝了酒 不到合法年齡 |
0:17:24.90, |
I ran from the police. |
我逃避抓捕 |
0:17:26.72, |
And even though it was an accident, I injured an officer. |
雖說是意外 可我的確對那名警官造成了傷害 |
0:17:29.41, |
I am very, very sorry. |
我非常極其的抱歉 |
0:17:32.41, |
I've made a lot of bad decisions since I've been here, |
自從來到這里 我犯了很多錯 |
0:17:34.82, |
and it's time I take some responsibility. |
現(xiàn)在也該擔(dān)起責(zé)任了 |
0:17:37.91, |
Like sometimes in the dining hall, |
比如有時候我在食堂里 |
0:17:39.38, |
I slip my pinky under the scale when they weigh my salad. |
他們給沙拉稱重的時候我把稱往下按了 |
0:17:42.83, |
Also, I've missed more morning classes than I've been to. |
并且 我逃掉的晨課比上的還多 |
0:17:46.22, |
I don't know what the policy is on dating T.A.S, |
我不知道電話約會的規(guī)則 |
0:17:48.78, |
But I think I broke it. |
但我覺得我違反了 |
0:17:50.86, |
Twice.-Oh,man. |
兩次-天吶 |
0:17:51.97, |
Oh, and if we're gonna be completely honest, |
要是絕對坦誠的話 |
0:17:54.06, |
on my application to get in here, |
我的大學(xué)申請書 |
0:17:55.48, |
- I lied about the fact that I was-- - Uh, objection! |
我說了謊其實我是...-反對 |
0:17:58.32, |
- On what grounds? - Oh, he gets to say it?! He gets to-- |
基于何種理由-憑什么他就能說 |
0:18:00.56, |
Miss Dunphy, Miss Dunphy, |
鄧菲小姐 鄧菲小姐 |
0:18:02.22, |
We appreciate your... candor. |
我們很欣賞你的坦率 |
0:18:05.33, |
Is there anything else you'd like to add? |
你還有什么要補充嗎 |
0:18:08.30, |
Go, wildcats? |
加油 野貓 |
0:18:10.38, |
Oh, boy. |
我的天 |
0:18:12.08, |
That's not even our mascot. |
野貓根本不是我們的吉祥物 |
0:18:15.63, |
What does this do? |
這個是做什么的 |
0:18:17.44, |
I don't know, but thanks Obama, you're paying for it. |
不知道 不過多謝奧巴馬 你買單 |
0:18:20.22, |
Hey. You're looking a lot better. How you feeling? |
你看起來好多了 感覺怎樣 |
0:18:22.78, |
Better than kidney stones over there. |
比那邊的腎結(jié)石強多了 |
0:18:24.77, |
Yeah, you know what? Now that you're doing better, |
知道嗎 現(xiàn)在你好轉(zhuǎn)了 |
0:18:26.19, |
I think I should call your mom and tell her what happened. |
我應(yīng)該打電話給你媽 告訴她這件事 |
0:18:28.93, |
You know, I know it was a bit of a rough ride in the beginning, |
我知道開頭不是很順利 |
0:18:31.03, |
but the important thing is, is I handled it. |
但重要的是 我處理好了 |
0:18:33.14, |
- And everybody's okay. - What happened to her? |
大家都平安-她這是怎么了 |
0:18:36.26, |
- Hello? - She passed out watching a C-section. |
喂-她在看剖腹產(chǎn)時暈過去了 |
0:18:38.93, |
Cam? |
小卡 |
0:18:39.99, |
Never mind! |
沒事兒 |
0:18:46.92, |
What are you looking for? |
你在找什么 |
0:18:48.52, |
Nothing! I am making a lot of noise because I'm angry! |
沒什么 我制造嗓音是因為我火大 |
0:18:51.76, |
Gloria, I'm gonna help you with the baby. |
歌洛莉亞 我會和你一起照顧寶寶的 |
0:18:53.86, |
I am not young like with Manny. |
我現(xiàn)在不像生曼尼時那么年輕 |
0:18:55.72, |
I am tired already, |
我已經(jīng)很累了 |
0:18:57.13, |
and it's gonna get harder from here! |
而且以后任務(wù)更艱巨 |
0:18:59.51, |
I can't do this on my own, |
我一個人沒法搞定 |
0:19:01.17, |
and you did this to me, |
我懷孕都是你的"杰做" |
0:19:02.64, |
so you're going to be here this time! |
所以這次你要擔(dān)起做父親的責(zé)任 |
0:19:04.76, |
Back then, we were living paycheck to paycheck. |
那時候 我們的日子很拮據(jù) |
0:19:07.46, |
the reason I wasn't around is I was working all the time. |
我沒有照顧孩子是因為我總在工作 |
0:19:10.25, |
Believe me,Dede wasn't the only one having sleepless nights. |
相信我 不是只有迪迪一個人夜不能眠 |
0:19:13.31, |
But now it's different. |
現(xiàn)在不同了 |
0:19:14.93, |
Now I can help you with everything. |
現(xiàn)在什么事我都可以幫你 |
0:19:18.67, |
Really? |
真的嗎 |
0:19:21.89, |
Let's start right now. |
從現(xiàn)在開始 |
0:19:22.96, |
- I like that one. - Which one? |
我喜歡這個-哪個 |
0:19:24.64, |
That silver stroller. |
銀色的嬰兒車 |
0:19:25.96, |
No, we're going to get the green one. |
不 我們買那個綠色的 |
0:19:27.69, |
Great. What's next? |
好的 接下來呢 |
0:19:28.37, |
How about I pick out the wrong crib? |
我挑個你不喜歡的嬰兒床怎么樣 |
0:19:31.07, |
How you doing, Alex? |
你還好嗎 艾麗克斯 |
0:19:32.17, |
I'm fine, except for the crushing blow |
我很好 就是受到了嚴重打擊 |
0:19:33.70, |
of knowing I'll never be a doctor. |
知道自己永遠不會做醫(yī)生 |
0:19:35.41, |
Or have a baby. |
也不會生小孩 |
0:19:37.06, |
I wonder what's going on with Haley. |
不知道海莉怎么樣了 |
0:19:38.64, |
I don't know. |
不知道 |
0:19:39.41, |
I've been so petty about your mom judging my parenting, |
我今天一直不爽你媽懷疑我為人父的能力 |
0:19:41.51, |
I haven't even thought about what she's going through today. |
我根本沒想過她今天都經(jīng)歷了些什么 |
0:19:44.05, |
I feel awful. You know what? I should call her. |
我感覺好糟糕 算了 我應(yīng)該打給她 |
0:19:46.05, |
What are you talking about? Mom thinks you're a great parent. |
你說什么呢 我媽覺得你是個很棒的家長 |
0:19:48.77, |
She does? |
真的嗎 |
0:19:49.64, |
Yeah, she just thinks you can't bake. |
是啊 她只是覺得你烤的東西難吃 |
0:19:51.87, |
Hello? |
喂 |
0:19:52.83, |
Never mind. |
沒事兒 |
0:19:56.63, |
Making a child is the easy part. |
造人是最簡單的 |
0:19:59.04, |
The hard part is everything that comes after. |
難的是后面接踵而來的事 |
0:20:02.13, |
Keeping them safe... |
保護他們的安全 |
0:20:03.15, |
Well, you can tell your mother that my scones |
你可以告訴你媽我的烤餅 |
0:20:05.26, |
are appropriately crunchy on the outside |
外面脆得恰到好處 |
0:20:06.91, |
while delightfully dense on the ins-- |
里邊綿密得讓人愛不釋口 |
0:20:09.27, |
Saw that. Saw it. |
看見了 看見了 |
0:20:10.67, |
Making sacrifices for them... |
為他們做出犧牲 |
0:20:12.87, |
Hey, kid. |
兒子 |
0:20:15.05, |
I'll take you to that poetry reading thing tonight. |
今晚我送你去參加那個詩歌朗誦什么的 |
0:20:17.74, |
Actually, Dede and I were just talking. |
迪迪和我正在說這事兒 |
0:20:20.07, |
She's a huge fan of spoken word... |
她非常喜歡口語詩 |
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And I would love to escort him. |
我非常樂意送他去 |
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Please.-Go. |
拜托了-去吧 |
0:20:26.61, |
And standing by them, even when they let you down. |
支持他們 哪怕他們讓你失望 |
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I really am sorry. |
真的對不起 |
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We appreciate that. |
好樣的 |
0:20:32.58, |
It's good that you stepped up today. |
你今天肯承擔(dān)責(zé)任是好事 |
0:20:34.09, |
Yeah. Sometimes it's healthy to get a fresh start. |
是啊 有時候一個新的開始也不錯 |
0:20:39.92, |
I can't believe this. What am I gonna do? |
難以置信 我該怎么辦 |
0:20:43.37, |
Well, they said you could reapply next year. |
他們說了你可以明年再申請入學(xué) |
0:20:45.51, |
In the meantime, you're gonna get a job |
與此同時 你要找份工作 |
0:20:47.36, |
and you're gonna take some classes. |
上一些課 |
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Well, I'm gonna buckle down and get a lot more serious. |
我會努力認真對待的 |
0:20:51.95, |
- Good for you. - Yeah. |
好樣的-對 |
0:20:53.45, |
Where are my keys? |
我的鑰匙呢 |
0:20:54.43, |
Oh, they're right there on the makeup table. |
在化妝臺上 |
0:20:56.45, |
Oh, honey... |
親愛的 |
0:20:57.72, |
That's a desk. |
那是書桌 |
0:21:07.83, |
Oh, my god. What are you doing here? |
我的天 你怎么回來了 |
0:21:09.53, |
I got kicked out. |
我被學(xué)校趕出來了 |
0:21:10.65, |
So go ahead, make your jokes. Get it out of your system. |
來吧 要笑盡管笑 有話盡管說 |
0:21:13.20, |
No, that's horrible. I'm so sorry. |
不 那太糟糕了 真替你難過 |
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It'll be fine. I'm sure of it. |
沒事的 我肯定 |
0:21:17.88, |
Thank you. |
謝謝 |
0:21:19.58, |
Ew, what did you do to my room?! |
瞧你把我的房間弄的 |
0:21:21.98, |
Well, it's not exactly your room. It's--it's mine. |
這不全是你的房間 也是我的 |
0:21:23.70, |
This goes. This goes. I hate that. |
這個滾蛋 這個滾蛋 我討厭那個 |
0:21:26.28, |
- This is ugly. - Haley, stop! |
這個好丑-海莉 別這樣 |
0:21:28.10, |
- Mom! - Mom! |
媽-媽 |
0:21:29.14, |
What is this? A solar system? |
這是什么 太陽系嗎 |
0:21:31.12, |
It's molecules. |
那是分子 |
0:21:32.25, |
They're nerdy balls. |
就是傻蛋球 |
0:21:33.47, |
Alex, don't fight with her. |
艾麗克斯 別跟她吵 |
0:21:35.15, |
She might have a shiv. |
她可能有刀 |
0:21:37.12, |
We cool? |
我們沒事吧 |