聽美劇學英語-摩登家庭第四季 第3集：菲爾的手術(shù)
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| 0:00:06.16, | What's with all the yogurt? | 拿那么多酸奶干什么 |
| 0:00:07.41, | Shh! Durkas has been breaking into my locker. | 噓 德卡斯一直私自開我的儲物柜 |
| 0:00:10.18, | But I've got a little revenge planned. | 但我想出了一個復仇計劃 |
| 0:00:12.33, | Sorry. I just remembered I don't really care. | 不好意思 我其實沒興趣知道 |
| 0:00:17.92, | Where's Mom? Oh, my God, what is that outfit? | 媽媽呢 噢 天吶 你穿的是什么 |
| 0:00:20.55, | Are you going goth? | 你不會要走哥特路線吧 |
| 0:00:21.61, | You still sleep with a stuffed panda. | 你現(xiàn)在還抱著毛絨熊貓睡覺呢 |
| 0:00:23.21, | Don't you have a fraternity to pass out in? | 你滾去參加大學聯(lián)誼會吧 |
| 0:00:25.08, | Is there anything else you need for your procedure? | 你那個小手術(shù) 還需要點什么東西嗎 |
| 0:00:27.57, | Um, I think I'm supposed to have ice cream. | 我想來點冰激凌 |
| 0:00:29.69, | Hmm. Actually, I don't-- | 是嗎 可我覺得... |
| 0:00:31.31, | I'm sorry. Is it a vasecto-you, | 不好意思 到底是切你的輸卵管 |
| 0:00:33.03, | Or a vasectomy? | 還是切我的輸精管 |
| 0:00:34.45, | - You can have ice cream. - Thanks. | 到時給你買個冰激凌-謝謝 |
| 0:00:36.00, | =-Today...-Snip-a-dee-doo-'F: | 今天...-要切個東東 |
| 0:00:38.78, | We-we've been talking about doing this for a while. | 我們討論了有段日子了 |
| 0:00:40.89, | Yeah. Yeah, ever since dad and Gloria | 沒錯 沒錯 自從爸和歌洛莉亞 |
| 0:00:42.70, | had their little accident, | 不小心搞出個孩子 |
| 0:00:43.49, | we don't need any surprises. | 我們不需要那種驚喜了 |
| 0:00:45.07, | Also, though, | 而且 |
| 0:00:45.67, | it will allow for a little more freestylin' in the boudoir | 以后在閨房中也可以多一些"自由發(fā)射" |
| 0:00:48.22, | If we're not having to worry about adding more critters. | 因為不必再擔心搞出個小生命出來 |
| 0:00:50.53, | More importantly, | 更重要的是 |
| 0:00:51.45, | it is an essential part of our 5-year plan. | 那是我們五年計劃的關(guān)鍵部分 |
| 0:00:53.74, | Oh, the 5-year plan. Talk about the--the Rosses. | 噢 五年計劃 跟他們說說羅斯夫婦吧 |
| 0:00:56.41, | The Rosses--okay, | 羅斯夫婦 好吧 |
| 0:00:57.42, | the Rosses are this couple we have known forever, and... | 羅斯夫婦是我們的老朋友 |
| 0:01:00.53, | They were never able to have kids, | 他們生不了小孩 |
| 0:01:02.19, | - So we always felt a little... - jealous of them. | 所以我們對他們有點...-嫉妒 |
| 0:01:04.26, | I mean, we love our kids, | 我們很愛我們的孩子 |
| 0:01:05.60, | But John and Chrissy can travel... | 但約翰和克麗希有時間旅行 |
| 0:01:07.67, | They're always tan. | 他們的皮膚長年是健康的棕色 |
| 0:01:08.88, | Did you know that Chrissy is eight years older than me? | 你看得出克麗希比我大8歲嗎 |
| 0:01:11.66, | I would have said eight years younger. | 要我說 她比你年輕8歲還差不多 |
| 0:01:13.35, | There's just this spark in her that-- | 她身上迸發(fā)出的青春火花... |
| 0:01:15.23, | Well, look who I'm talking to. You used to have it. | 真是 瞧瞧我身邊的這位 你以前也有的 |
| 0:01:17.09, | - Wow. It's like you don't... hear... - The point is, | 你好像沒...聽到我說-我要說的是 |
| 0:01:19.21, | As long as we don't have another baby, | 只要我們不再造個新人 |
| 0:01:21.13, | That life is ours in five years | 5年后我們也可以享受那樣的生活 |
| 0:01:23.23, | When Luke goes off to college. | 到時候盧克已經(jīng)離家上大學了 |
| 0:01:24.76, | Or somewhere. | 或者別的地方 |
| 0:01:26.27, | It will actually be a pleasure walking into that doctor's office today | 我今天其實是開開心心地去醫(yī)生那兒的 |
| 0:01:30.66, | There you are. Mom-- | 你終于來了 媽 |
| 0:01:31.65, | Hang on a second. What is this? | 等等 你這是什么行頭 |
| 0:01:33.65, | Is this because of your new friend Skyler? | 是受了你那位叫斯凱勒的朋友的影響嗎 |
| 0:01:35.93, | Oh, she's just trying to change her image. | 她正努力改變形象 |
| 0:01:37.82, | Nice work, by the way. | 順便說下 挺有成效的 |
| 0:01:38.78, | You went from dork to Count Dorkula. | 你已經(jīng)從呆瓜升級到呆鴨了 |
| 0:01:38.78, | [Count Duckula是動畫片《怪鴨歷險記》] | |
| 0:01:40.66, | Can we talk about my clothes? You were supposed to send them! | 能聊聊我的衣服嗎 我早就讓你寄過來的 |
| 0:01:43.20, | I'll be with you in a second. Hang on. | 我等會兒再說你的事 等一下 |
| 0:01:44.50, | I don't like this Skylar. | 我不喜歡那個斯凱勒 |
| 0:01:46.24, | You don't need to change who you are | 你不必非得改變自己 |
| 0:01:47.83, | to fit in with the cool kids. | 來迎合那些酷小孩 |
| 0:01:49.82, | Oh, of course she does. She just is so uncool, | 她當然得變了 她實在是太土了 |
| 0:01:52.47, | she doesn't know who the cool kids are. | 她都分不清誰是酷小孩 |
| 0:01:54.14, | Don't you have a class to fail? | 你難道不要忙著掛科嗎 |
| 0:01:55.69, | Don't you have a raven to train? | 你不需要去訓練烏鴉嗎[哥特風] |
| 0:01:57.30, | Listen, I have repeated outfits twice this week. | 聽著 我這周強調(diào)了兩遍衣服的事兒 |
| 0:02:00.47, | - It's a disaster. - And I will deal with it tomorrow, | 我受不了了-我明天會替你解決的 |
| 0:02:02.76, | But today I'm taking your father to the doctor. | 但今天我要帶你爸去見醫(yī)生 |
| 0:02:04.75, | - He's having an ass-ectomy. - What? | 他要做個屁股切除術(shù)-什么 |
| 0:02:07.39, | - I hear things. - You're getting your tonsils out? | 我耳朵很靈的-你要切扁挑體嗎 |
| 0:02:09.88, | Ohh! This family needs a dumbass-ectomy. | 我看我們家需要來個"笨蛋切除術(shù)" |
| 0:02:12.10, | Oh, shut up! I'm tired of you thinking you're so... | 閉嘴 你總以為自己多... |
| 0:02:14.24, | Did dad ever tell you you were adopted? | 爸沒跟你說過你其實是被領(lǐng)養(yǎng)的嗎 |
| 0:02:15.74, | - No, I wasn't! - Five more years. | -不 我才不是 -再忍五年 |
| 0:02:17.26, | Okay. | 好的 |
| 0:02:18.51, | ■ | |
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| 0:02:28.00, | 第四季 第三集 | |
| 0:02:32.24, | Okay, so after school, | 好吧 那么放學后 |
| 0:02:33.48, | You're going to your friend Ashley's to swim, | 你和朋友艾希莉去游泳 |
| 0:02:35.30, | So I'm gonna need you to go get your swimsuit, | 所以我要你現(xiàn)在去準備你的泳衣 |
| 0:02:37.38, | Your swim goggles, and your sunscreen, okay? | 你的泳鏡還有防曬油 好嗎 |
| 0:02:40.39, | And change into a dress that's not covered in cat fur. | 然后換個沒粘貓毛的衣服 |
| 0:02:42.42, | Oh, that cat is really losing its hair. | 那貓掉毛掉的厲害 |
| 0:02:44.88, | Maybe we should slip it one of your propecia, huh? | 或許我們該給它抹點你的防脫發(fā)劑 |
| 0:02:47.84, | What propecia? | 什么防脫發(fā)劑 |
| 0:02:48.90, | Your pro-- | 你的防... |
| 0:02:51.26, | Is that not something that we're... | 那不是我們... |
| 0:02:53.77, | So, uh, what you got going on today? | 所以 你今天打算做什么 |
| 0:02:55.69, | Ohh. Busy, busy, busy, busy. | 忙 忙 忙得抓狂 |
| 0:02:57.60, | I might buy some light bulbs, and then, if time permits, | 我可能得買些燈泡 然后時間允許的話 |
| 0:02:59.73, | I might do a little work on my master project. | 我也許要繼續(xù)搞我的大項目 |
| 0:03:02.20, | Top secret. | 絕密哦 |
| 0:03:03.34, | - So don't you dare ask what it is. - I won't. | 可別問我那是什么-我不會問啦 |
| 0:03:06.45, | Since Lily started kindergarten, | 自從莉莉上了幼兒園 |
| 0:03:08.12, | Cam's had a lot of free time. | 小卡有了很多空閑時間 |
| 0:03:09.99, | Now, I-I'd like to suggest he go back to work, but... | 我想勸他找個工作 但是 |
| 0:03:13.77, | Historically, uh, that has proved to be a sensitive topic. | 有歷史為鑒 那是個敏感的話題 |
| 0:03:18.09, | We sent those adoption papers to vietnam last summer. | 我們?nèi)ツ晗奶旖o越南那邊遞交了領(lǐng)養(yǎng)材料 |
| 0:03:21.37, | No, thank you very much, | 不 感謝你才對 |
| 0:03:23.07, | And please remember my tone, not my words. | 請將重點放在我的語氣上 而不是用詞上 |
| 0:03:25.44, | She said it could take up to nine months to get a baby. | 她說領(lǐng)養(yǎng)寶寶要九個月的時間 |
| 0:03:27.32, | It's inhuman! | 太不人道了 |
| 0:03:28.49, | Is it? Don't-- I-I know it's frustrating, | 是嗎 別...我知道這很令人沮喪 |
| 0:03:31.18, | But maybe instead of driving yourself crazy | 但或許 與其把自己搞得神經(jīng)兮兮 |
| 0:03:33.30, | Waiting for the phone to ring, you could go back to work. | 傻等著電話鈴響 你不如重返工作崗位 |
| 0:03:36.06, | Excuse me? | 你說什么 |
| 0:03:36.94, | Get a job! | 去找份工作 |
| 0:03:39.52, | No, it--it'll help you take your mind off the baby. | 不 那會將你的注意力從寶寶身上移開 |
| 0:03:41.93, | Oh, what, because I'm a big, giant freeloader? | 怎么 因為我是個大塊頭吃白食的嗎 |
| 0:03:43.55, | Actually, I think I laid out the reasons pretty clearly. | 其實 我覺得我已經(jīng)把原因說得很清楚了 |
| 0:03:45.68, | No, I think you pegged me. Bone lazy, | 不 我覺得你將我定性為懶到骨子里的人 |
| 0:03:47.34, | Just like on the farm-- first to bed, | 就像當年在農(nóng)場 每天第一個上床 |
| 0:03:48.74, | last to wake up in the morning. | 早上最后一個起床 |
| 0:03:49.88, | You know what? Why don't you call my dad, | 話說 不如你打電話給我爸 |
| 0:03:51.05, | And you two can gab all night | 你們兩個徹夜長談一番 |
| 0:03:52.04, | about what a teet-sucking layabout I am? | 盡情笑話我是個吃白食的懶漢 |
| 0:03:54.61, | Okay, I think I might have paddled | 好吧 我覺得我可能攪痛了 |
| 0:03:55.85, | into some deeper waters here. | 你心里陳年的舊傷疤 |
| 0:03:57.12, | What, you think I sit around all day? | 怎么 你以為我整天閑坐著嗎 |
| 0:03:58.95, | Well, I'm not sitting now. | 我現(xiàn)在就不坐了 |
| 0:04:00.88, | What's happening? | 什么情況 |
| 0:04:02.96, | You keep a packed suitcase? | 你早已經(jīng)打好包了嗎 |
| 0:04:05.68, | That's a healthy baby. | 真是個健康的寶寶 |
| 0:04:07.01, | - Hold on. - What? | 稍等-怎么了 |
| 0:04:08.54, | Is that a license plate and a hubcap? | 那是個車牌和轂蓋嗎 |
| 0:04:10.87, | You know, like in "Jaws"? | 就像電影《大白鯊》里那樣 |
| 0:04:12.57, | I never saw it. | 我從來沒看過 |
| 0:04:13.77, | I saw it, but I don't remember | 我倒是看過 但我不記得 |
| 0:04:14.87, | a scene with a hubcap in a pregnant woman. | 有孕婦懷了個車轂蓋的場景啊 |
| 0:04:16.47, | Ah, forget it. | 算了 |
| 0:04:17.88, | So, would you like to know if you're having a boy or a girl? | 你們想知道懷的是男孩還是女孩嗎 |
| 0:04:19.95, | Yes.-No. | 是的-不想 |
| 0:04:21.28, | Ay. I want it to be a surprise, | 我希望到時候能有個驚喜 |
| 0:04:24.11, | Don't you, Jay? | 你不想嗎 杰 |
| 0:04:25.35, | I'm having a baby at 65. | 我65歲高齡再次喜當?shù)?/span> |
| 0:04:27.17, | You want another surprise, Gloria? | 你還想再來點驚喜嗎 歌洛莉亞 |
| 0:04:28.88, | Buy yourself a box of cracker jacks. | 自己去買一袋玉米片吧[內(nèi)含各種驚喜小玩具] |
| 0:04:32.25, | Estupid dry cleaners! | 該死的干洗店 |
| 0:04:33.99, | They shrink my clothes! | 把我的衣服都弄縮水了 |
| 0:04:36.06, | Might be time for maternity wear. | 或許你該穿孕婦裝了 |
| 0:04:37.83, | Are you crazy? I'm barely showing. | 你瘋了嗎 我都沒顯肚子 |
| 0:04:40.19, | Sweetheart, | 親愛的 |
| 0:04:40.61, | your shirts barely fit before you were pregnant. | 你懷孕前 衣服就被大胸撐爆了啊 |
| 0:04:42.67, | And I never heard you complain. | 我可沒聽你抱怨過太大啊 |
| 0:04:46.41, | We're gonna need a bigger belt. | 我們需要一條長一點的褲帶 |
| 0:04:49.57, | Come on. | 給力啊 |
| 0:04:51.64, | This is hard. | 好難哦 |
| 0:04:55.65, | Hey, Cam. | 嘿 小卡 |
| 0:04:56.71, | Who's hungry? | 誰餓了呀 |
| 0:04:57.86, | Ohh! Were you thinking about dropping by for lunch... | 哎呀呀 你是想過來一起吃飯吧 |
| 0:05:02.10, | Again? | 又來啊 |
| 0:05:03.76, | You know, I-I really wish I could, | 我真希望我有空 |
| 0:05:05.35, | But it's, uh, it's a zoo around here. | 但這里現(xiàn)在忙得一團亂 |
| 0:05:08.54, | Um... but, hey, Cam-- | 但是 那個 小卡 |
| 0:05:11.47, | Cam, would you mind, uh, stopping by Longinus' boutique | 小卡 你能不能去朗吉娜的時裝店 |
| 0:05:14.33, | And picking up a few shirts for me? | 替我買幾件襯衫啊 |
| 0:05:15.90, | Sure.-Thank you. | 當然可以-謝啦 |
| 0:05:17.62, | Or we can do it together. | 或者我們可以一起去 |
| 0:05:18.89, | - Hey! - Hey! | 是你啊-是我啊 |
| 0:05:20.05, | Hi.-Hi. | 你來了-我來了 |
| 0:05:21.18, | - How are you? - Good. | 你還好嗎-很好 |
| 0:05:22.44, | Okay. | 好吧 |
| 0:05:23.69, | Um... that's-- that's good. Okay. Yeah. | 那 那很好 好吧 |
| 0:05:26.76, | You didn't send the little green jacket?! | 你沒把我的綠夾克寄來嗎 |
| 0:05:28.82, | Honey, I am not doing this again. | 親愛的 我可不想又遭一次罪 |
| 0:05:30.23, | It took me an hour to mail that package before. | 我之前寄那個包裹就花了一小時 |
| 0:05:32.62, | [Post既可以表示郵政 也有"之后"的意思] | |
| 0:05:32.62, | I have post-post office traumatic stress disorder. | 我患有"郵局"創(chuàng)傷"后"應(yīng)激障礙癥 |
| 0:05:36.01, | Stop smiling. It's not that clever. | 別奸笑了 不怎么有水平 |
| 0:05:37.81, | It is clever, | 很有水平的好吧 |
| 0:05:39.01, | and there's no way I'm going back there today. | 反正我今天是死也不會再回去了 |
| 0:05:40.89, | Oh, my God, I hate you so much! | 天啊 我恨死你了 |
| 0:05:42.74, | Oh, sorry, that's your father. Gotta go! | 抱歉 你爸打電話來了 我得掛了 |
| 0:05:44.92, | Claire, where are you? | 克萊爾 你在哪兒 |
| 0:05:46.09, | Oh, honey, I just had a hellish experience at the post office. | 親愛的 我剛剛在郵局的經(jīng)歷糟糕透了 |
| 0:05:49.22, | I have post-post office traumatic stress disorder. | 我患有"郵局"創(chuàng)傷"后"應(yīng)激障礙癥 |
| 0:05:52.71, | - Nailed it. - Yes! | 真經(jīng)典-好棒 |
| 0:05:54.48, | And Luke forgot his science project, | 盧克忘了帶他的科學作業(yè) |
| 0:05:56.06, | So now I'm at the school dropping it off. | 所以我現(xiàn)在給他送到學校去 |
| 0:05:57.62, | Um, but what about my appointment? | 那我在診所的預約怎么辦 |
| 0:06:00.47, | I'm so sorry, honey. I made other arrangements, | 真抱歉 親愛的 我替你做了其他安排 |
| 0:06:02.44, | but I promise I will be there when you wake up. | 但我保證 你醒過來的時候我會在你身邊 |
| 0:06:04.50, | Arrangements? | 安排 |
| 0:06:05.61, | What--um... wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. | 等下 等下 等下 等下 |
| 0:06:08.52, | What--what arrangements? | 什么安排 |
| 0:06:09.58, | I, um... I kinda wanted you to take me. | 我 我私心想著你能帶我去是最好了 |
| 0:06:12.86, | Let's go! Chop, chop! | 走吧 跺跺腳 快快跑 |
| 0:06:14.98, | Seriously? "Chop, chop"? | 不是吧你 非要用"剁"嗎 |
| 0:06:16.38, | Oh, right. | 噢對哦 |
| 0:06:29.69, | Ohh! What? | 靠 搞毛啊 |
| 0:06:36.89, | What is this? | 這是什么 |
| 0:06:37.83, | =-Mom?-'F: | 媽-盧克 |
| 0:06:39.51, | What are you doing?! | 你在干什么呢 |
| 0:06:40.58, | I was dropping off your science project. | 我替你把科學作業(yè)送過來 |
| 0:06:42.75, | Not to my locker! | 別送到我的儲物柜里啊 |
| 0:06:44.16, | When are you ever gonna stop embarrassing me? | 你什么時候才能不丟我的臉啊 |
| 0:06:48.22, | Five more years. | 再忍五年 |
| 0:06:50.22, | Five more years. | 再忍五年 |
| 0:07:00.25, | Oh, my god! | 我的天吶 |
| 0:07:02.93, | Oh, my god! | 我的天吶 |
| 0:07:06.14, | Oh, my god! | 我的天吶 |
| 0:07:07.45, | If you're gonna go any higher, | 如果你還要繼續(xù)高八度 |
| 0:07:08.26, | Maybe I should put this down, huh? | 我還是放下杯子免得被你喊炸了 |
| 0:07:09.64, | So? What do you think? | 怎么樣 有看中的不 |
| 0:07:11.86, | Finally, a store that sells shirts | 終于有家店賣的襯衫 |
| 0:07:14.10, | men actually wanna wear. | 是我們男人想穿的了 |
| 0:07:16.09, | Thank you. Look, holla if you need me. | 謝謝你 需要我就喊一聲 |
| 0:07:18.09, | We're a little shorthanded today. | 今天人手不太夠 |
| 0:07:19.09, | What happened to J'Marcus? | 杰瑪庫斯人呢 |
| 0:07:20.60, | Don't ask. She's a J'Mess. | 別提了 她是個混亂狂 |
| 0:07:22.35, | I'm telling you, it is so hard to find someone | 跟你說 太難找到 |
| 0:07:23.95, | who knows clothes and is good with people. | 既懂服裝又善于和人打交道的員工了 |
| 0:07:26.06, | Well, I wish I knew somebody. | 真希望我有人選可以推薦 |
| 0:07:28.73, | Oh, my god. Wait a second. Cam? | 我的老天 等等 小卡 |
| 0:07:31.38, | You wouldn't think about taking the job, would you? | 你不會想試試這份工作吧 |
| 0:07:33.38, | Do you realize how perfect you'd be? | 你知道你有多合適嗎 |
| 0:07:34.97, | Well, yes. Um, but I-I-- | 那當然了 但我... |
| 0:07:37.20, | You'd only work part-time. | 你只需當兼職來做 |
| 0:07:38.66, | You'll get employee discounts on the clothes. | 衣服給你員工特價 |
| 0:07:40.73, | Stop me if I'm wasting my breath. | 如果我是在浪費口舌 趁早說 |
| 0:07:42.31, | Well, I don't know. What do you think, Mitchell? | 我不知道 你怎么想 米奇爾 |
| 0:07:43.85, | Well, I-I would miss having you around the house, | 我 我會想念有你在家的日子 |
| 0:07:46.26, | But, you know, if--if it's something that you love... | 但你知道的 要是 要是你真心喜歡 |
| 0:07:48.97, | Mulling. | 我想想 |
| 0:07:49.88, | You know what? It was nice of you to offer, | 這樣吧 你主動提供工作真是太好了 |
| 0:07:51.55, | - But he should probably think about it. - I'll do it! | 但他或許還會再想想-我接受了 |
| 0:07:53.13, | Really? | 真的嗎 |
| 0:07:53.78, | Yep. Just until he can find somebody to replace me, | 是的 直到他找到人來換我 |
| 0:07:55.56, | and good luck with that. | 祝你好運 |
| 0:07:57.22, | Oh, and I don't fold. | 對了 別讓我疊衣服 |
| 0:08:01.79, | Longe, I'm getting a protein shake. | 郎吉 我要去喝杯蛋白質(zhì)奶昔 |
| 0:08:04.09, | Okay. Mitchell, this is Jeoux. | 好的 米奇爾 這是僑 |
| 0:08:05.64, | Hi. Oh, just "Joe"? | 你好 就光是"喬"嗎 |
| 0:08:06.95, | Yes, Jeoux. J-e-o-u-x. | 是的 僑 單人旁+喬 |
| 0:08:09.15, | There it is. | 懂了 |
| 0:08:10.00, | Oh, is this the Mitchell you're helping out | 他就是你要幫的那位米奇嗎 |
| 0:08:11.40, | Because he wants his boyfriend to get a job? | 因為他希望自己的男朋友找份工作 |
| 0:08:13.32, | I don't know what you're doing. Should I wave? | 我不懂你們在干嘛 我也得揮嗎 |
| 0:08:15.09, | Did your boyfriend take the job? | 你男朋友接受這份工作了嗎 |
| 0:08:17.88, | Oh, my god! That looks so good on you, Cam! | 天吶 這件襯衣你穿真好看 小卡 |
| 0:08:20.59, | Don't even. | 想都別想 |
| 0:08:21.73, | It is everything I can do to not create a scene right now. | 我現(xiàn)在是強忍著不和你當眾吵 |
| 0:08:24.51, | You will pay for this. Mnh. | 你會付出代價的[付錢] |
| 0:08:29.37, | And this. | 以及這個 |
| 0:08:32.25, | And this. | 還有這個 |
| 0:08:38.63, | Manny, you don't seem so happy. | 曼尼 你怎么看起來不太高興啊 |
| 0:08:40.95, | You usually love | 你以前很喜歡 |
| 0:08:41.67, | when I pull you out of school to play hockey. | 我?guī)?quot;挑學"出來打曲棍球的啊 |
| 0:08:43.82, | A, It's "Hooky," | 首先 那叫"逃學" |
| 0:08:45.07, | And "B," Don't ever take me out of school to play hockey. | 其次 別再帶我逃學去打曲棍球了 |
| 0:08:47.84, | Did something bad happen at school? | 學校里發(fā)生什么事了嗎 |
| 0:08:49.73, | They fired the music teacher. | 音樂老師被解雇了 |
| 0:08:51.11, | Mr. Hideo Namagachi? | 希迪奧·納瑪奇老師嗎 |
| 0:08:52.42, | That you say perfectly. | 你說這個倒是很溜 |
| 0:08:53.64, | Manny, don't worry. He'll find another job. | 曼尼 別擔心 他會找到新工作的 |
| 0:08:55.91, | What about me? | 但我怎么辦 |
| 0:08:57.01, | I've been buttering up Mr. Namagachi for years. | 多年來我拼命拍著納瑪奇老師的馬屁 |
| 0:08:59.74, | He was gonna give me the lead in the school musical, | 他終于打算讓我當學校音樂劇的主唱了 |
| 0:09:02.09, | Oliver! | 《霧都孤兒》呢 |
| 0:09:02.90, | Is it not all over. | 現(xiàn)在還沒結(jié)束呢 |
| 0:09:04.44, | Oliver! | 是《霧都孤兒》 |
| 0:09:05.72, | Manny... | 曼尼 |
| 0:09:07.87, | You are a very talented boy. | 你是個很有才華的男孩 |
| 0:09:09.58, | You're gonna find plenty of music teachers | 你會找到一大堆音樂老師 |
| 0:09:12.17, | to put butter on. | 繼續(xù)你的馬屁事業(yè) |
| 0:09:13.39, | But what if I can't? I don't want | 如果我找不到怎么辦 我可不想 |
| 0:09:15.26, | to spend my last year of middle school in the chorus. | 中學最后一年還得在合唱隊混 |
| 0:09:17.24, | Maybe I can help. | 也許我能幫上忙 |
| 0:09:18.71, | Maybe when they pick the new music teacher, | 也許當他們找好新的音樂教師后 |
| 0:09:21.34, | I'll go and I'll flirt a little bit with him. | 我可以和他小調(diào)一下情 |
| 0:09:25.07, | Hey, mom, since we're just talking here, | 媽 既然我們只是隨便聊聊天 |
| 0:09:27.87, | About your shirt. | 關(guān)于你的上衣 |
| 0:09:29.16, | Uh-- what about my shirt? | 我的上衣怎么了 |
| 0:09:31.09, | Nothing. | 沒什么 |
| 0:09:32.22, | I just noticed you got some, uh, | 我只是看見上面沾了點 |
| 0:09:34.02, | Some pizza... on the ice cream on it. | 沾了點披薩 就沾在了冰淇淋的那地兒 |
| 0:09:36.89, | Ah, a little piece of-- mm. | 這兒的一小塊 |
| 0:09:42.30, | It's natural to want to know the sex. | 想要知道寶寶的性別是很自然的啊 |
| 0:09:44.59, | And there's practical matters-- how you paint the nursery. | 那涉及到實際性的問題 育嬰室該刷成什么顏色 |
| 0:09:47.34, | Gloria should-- | 歌洛莉亞應(yīng)該 |
| 0:09:48.14, | - Phil, would you please knock that off? - What? | -菲爾 別抖了行不 -什么 |
| 0:09:49.88, | - What's the matter? Are you nervous? - I'm not nervous. | -你怎么了 緊張嗎 -我才不緊張 |
| 0:09:52.56, | May-maybe you're the one who's nervous. | 可 可能是你在緊張 |
| 0:09:53.72, | You ever think about that? | 你想過這沒 |
| 0:09:55.27, | Okay.-"Nervous." | 好吧-"緊張" |
| 0:09:58.67, | Because if you've had a change of heart... | 因為如果你改變了主意的話 |
| 0:10:00.25, | I haven't had a change of heart. | 我才沒改變主意 |
| 0:10:01.07, | Maybe you had a change of heart, but I'm totally pumped. | 或許是你改變了主意 我激動著呢 |
| 0:10:02.85, | Pump, pump, pumped. | 激動 激動 超級激動 |
| 0:10:03.89, | Pump up the jam in my pumped-up... kicks. | 活力四射 我鼓鼓的 踢腿 |
| 0:10:06.55, | Pumpty-dumpty. Pumplestiltskin. | 鼓的 矮胖的 又矮又胖的 |
| 0:10:08.22, | Because they do this kind of thing all the time, | 因為他們總做這樣的手術(shù) |
| 0:10:10.02, | and in about an hour, | 用不了一小時 |
| 0:10:10.83, | you're gonna be wanting to ride a horse. | 你就又會想"騎馬"奔騰了 |
| 0:10:18.86, | Mr. Dunphy, can you please come to the desk? | 鄧菲先生 請到前臺來 |
| 0:10:23.62, | What's the plan, Phil? | 你打算怎樣 菲爾 |
| 0:10:24.73, | Just sit here. I'm just gonna sit-- | 坐著 我就打算坐著 |
| 0:10:25.86, | I'm gonna sit a bit. Sitting pretty. | 坐一會兒 好好坐著 |
| 0:10:29.02, | Is there a Phil Dunphy here? | 有沒有叫菲爾·鄧菲的 |
| 0:10:30.59, | I'm his father-in-law. He's gonna need a moment. | 我是他的岳父 他得等一會兒 |
| 0:10:32.68, | Is there anything I could fill out for him? | 有沒有什么東西需要我替他填寫的 |
| 0:10:34.90, | Not unless you want the vasectomy. | 沒有 除非你也想做結(jié)扎 |
| 0:10:36.49, | Where were you six months ago? | 半年前你死哪兒去了 |
| 0:10:37.86, | Barbados. Now I really need to speak with the patient. | 巴巴多斯 我現(xiàn)在要和患者講話 |
| 0:10:40.46, | Got it. Phil, get over here. | 明白 菲爾 過來 |
| 0:10:42.76, | Phil? | 菲爾 |
| 0:10:45.51, | He just ran ou-- | 他剛跑外... |
| 0:10:47.68, | You know what could do wonders for your business here? | 你知道什么能讓你們生意興隆嗎 |
| 0:10:49.81, | A recovery room. | 術(shù)后休息室 |
| 0:11:08.26, | Okay, wait, wait. I'm not sure about this. | 等等 等下 我不太想這樣 |
| 0:11:10.42, | Don't be a baby. | 別孩子氣了 |
| 0:11:11.77, | It's gonna look cool. Just hold still. | 會很酷的 別亂動 |
| 0:11:14.72, | Mom, what are you doing here? | 媽 你怎么在家 |
| 0:11:16.23, | I am changing my shirt. Why aren't you at school? | 我要換衣服 你怎么沒上學 |
| 0:11:18.46, | Mrs. Dunphy, we just-- | 鄧菲太太我們剛才 |
| 0:11:19.24, | Oh, no, you don't get to talk, Morticia. | 沒你說話的份兒 莫蒂莎 |
| 0:11:20.79, | Okay, we cut last period-- big deal-- | 我們翹了最后一節(jié)課 挺大事哈 |
| 0:11:23.12, | because we're shaving the backs of our necks, | 因為我們要剃脖子后面的毛發(fā) |
| 0:11:24.46, | which is totally a style. | 那超級時尚有型的 |
| 0:11:26.17, | But of course now you're going to freak out | 當然了 你現(xiàn)在又要發(fā)瘋了 |
| 0:11:27.82, | - like you always do about every little thing. - Let's do it. | 就像你對待每一件小事那樣-剃吧 |
| 0:11:31.50, | - What? - Yeah. Yeah. Let's shave up some heads. | 什么-沒錯 我們來剃剃頭吧 |
| 0:11:34.40, | Come on. Who's first? | 來吧 誰先來 |
| 0:11:35.72, | Uh, okay. Okay, mom, we-- we don't need you to do that. | 行了 老媽 我們不用你做這個 |
| 0:11:37.31, | - Are you afraid? - I'm not afraid! | 你害怕了嗎-我沒有 |
| 0:11:39.21, | Then let's do this. It's shaving time. | 那就來啊 剃頭時間到 |
| 0:11:41.59, | Shavy gravy. Shaved by the bell. | 剃肉橫流 剃離苦海 |
| 0:11:43.18, | Why are you talking like dad? | 你說話怎么跟爸爸似地 |
| 0:11:44.03, | Hair up, girls! | 頭發(fā)扎起來 姑娘們 |
| 0:11:45.04, | Let's see some napes. Come on. Let's-- | 后脖頸子露出來 來啊 來 |
| 0:11:47.21, | Oh, god. No! | 天啊 不 |
| 0:11:48.23, | - Oh, my god! Oh, my god! - What did you do?! | -我的天 我的天吶 -你做了什么 |
| 0:11:50.75, | What did you do? I have my sister's wedding on Saturday! | 你做了什么 我周六要參加我姐婚禮呢 |
| 0:11:53.61, | I'm so sorry. | 真是對不起 |
| 0:11:54.97, | Uh, Skylar, wait! | 斯凱勒 等等 |
| 0:11:56.05, | I could--I could-- I could even that up for you. | 我 我可以替你剪得再整齊一點 |
| 0:11:57.72, | Stay away from me, both of you! | 你們母女倆都離我遠點兒 |
| 0:12:00.34, | Uhh! You ruined my life! | 你把我的生活毀了 |
| 0:12:02.61, | Skylar! | 斯凱勒 |
| 0:12:06.47, | Cam. | 小卡 |
| 0:12:08.64, | Cameron! Ohh! You're gonna have to talk to me at some point! | 卡梅隆 你總得跟我談?wù)剠?/span> |
| 0:12:11.51, | Oh, well, let me put that on my list of things to do, | 好吧 容我先把這事寫到日程表上 |
| 0:12:13.26, | - right after "Get a job." - Would you stop running away? | -就在"找工作"下邊 -你能不能別跑 |
| 0:12:16.19, | Nope. | 不能 |
| 0:12:17.02, | C-Cam! Come on! | 小卡 拜托 |
| 0:12:19.95, | You know, I can barely catch up with you | 我現(xiàn)在都追不上你了 |
| 0:12:21.15, | Now that you lost all that weight. | 因為你比以前瘦了好多 |
| 0:12:23.01, | You know what? I am sleeping better, | 知道嗎 我現(xiàn)在睡眠也好了 |
| 0:12:24.51, | and I do have more energy-- oh, you know what? You're good. | 精力也充沛了 好啊 你行 |
| 0:12:26.69, | You're very good. | 你真行 |
| 0:12:34.13, | Cam, the only reason I tried to get you that job | 小卡 我之所以想要你去做那個工作 |
| 0:12:36.55, | is because you've been seeming a little... unfulfilled. | 是因為我覺得你有那么一點點空虛 |
| 0:12:39.17, | Oh, what, and you thought you'd fix me | 所以呢 你覺得把我 |
| 0:12:40.35, | by turning me into some common shopgirl? | 變成導購小姐就好了嗎 |
| 0:12:42.84, | You're not going anywhere. We have a daughter. | 你不能走 我們還有女兒 |
| 0:12:44.59, | It's not for me. It's for you. | 不是我走 是你走 |
| 0:12:46.67, | Cam, I'm not go-- okay, well, that's packed. | 小卡 我不走 都打包好了 |
| 0:12:48.99, | Yeah, and if you're going someplace cool, | 沒錯 要是你打算去個寒冷的地方 |
| 0:12:50.00, | I have a winter one packed as well. | 我還打包了一個冬季版的 |
| 0:12:51.42, | No, I'm not going anywhere! | 不 我哪兒也不去 |
| 0:12:52.84, | And I should be able to talk to you about these things. | 而且我要跟你把這些事情說清楚 |
| 0:12:55.31, | Oh, what things? | 說什么說 |
| 0:12:56.46, | How empty my life is? | 說我的生活有多空虛嗎 |
| 0:12:59.16, | You know, you have no idea what I do | 你根本不知道我每天 |
| 0:13:00.65, | around this house every day. I shop for food, | 為這個家都做了什么 我買食材 |
| 0:13:03.19, | I pay the bills, I maintain the house, | 我付賬單 我收拾屋子 |
| 0:13:04.86, | I grocery shop. | 我去食雜店 |
| 0:13:05.77, | Same as shopping for food. | 跟買食材是一回事 |
| 0:13:06.90, | And still I have enough time to work on my master project. | 我還要忙活我的大項目 |
| 0:13:11.15, | And you never ask me what my master project is. | 而且你從來不問人家的大項目是什么 |
| 0:13:13.39, | Because you told me not to ask! | 是你讓我別問的嘛 |
| 0:13:15.15, | Fine, since you won't let it go... | 好吧 既然你不肯善罷甘休 |
| 0:13:20.57, | Does this... | 這個 |
| 0:13:22.16, | look like the work of an unfulfilled slacker? | 看著像是一個空虛的懶鬼干的活兒嗎 |
| 0:13:24.53, | A mermaid costume? | 人魚裝 |
| 0:13:25.65, | Hand-sewn from my own design. | 我親自設(shè)計 手工縫制的 |
| 0:13:27.64, | Have you ever stitched lycra? | 你縫過萊卡面料的東西嗎 |
| 0:13:29.96, | It's like sewing water, Mitchell. | 像在水中穿針引線一樣 米奇爾 |
| 0:13:31.65, | It looks a little small for Lily. | 貌似莉莉穿有點小 |
| 0:13:33.32, | It's not for Lily. | 不是給莉莉穿的 |
| 0:13:35.34, | It's for the cat. | 是給小貓穿的 |
| 0:13:38.67, | It's a mermaid costume for the cat. | 是有人替小貓做人魚裝的 |
| 0:13:42.77, | My master project. | 這就是我的大項目 |
| 0:13:45.41, | It's a mermaid costume... | 這個人魚裝是 |
| 0:13:48.14, | for a cat! | 給貓穿的 |
| 0:13:49.17, | Okay. Hey, don't cry, okay? | 好了 別哭了 |
| 0:13:50.54, | No, no, it's--it's nice. It's-- | 不 挺漂亮的 這個 |
| 0:13:52.67, | It's a very nice cat costume. | 是非常漂亮的貓咪裝 |
| 0:13:54.59, | Oh, stop it! | 少來了 |
| 0:13:56.04, | This is eight weeks of my life! | 這是我八個星期的人生啊 |
| 0:13:57.85, | My--my stupid, empty, creepy, | 我愚蠢 空虛 詭異 |
| 0:14:00.71, | useless cat-dressing life. | 一無是處 給貓咪打扮的人生 |
| 0:14:03.15, | Let me get you a tissue, all right? | 我給你拿紙巾 好嗎 |
| 0:14:05.33, | Here.-Okay. | 這里-好的 |
| 0:14:07.00, | Oh! You packed me tissues. | 瞧你 還給我打包了紙巾 |
| 0:14:08.94, | I know how you are with your allergies. | 我知道你過敏了會怎需要用到的 |
| 0:14:11.00, | Cam! You know I don't think you're lazy. | 小卡 你知道我從來沒覺得你懶 |
| 0:14:13.92, | I know. That's just stupid dad stuff. | 我知道 那只是我對父親的心結(jié) |
| 0:14:16.50, | You know, I didn't like working on the farm, | 我只是不喜歡農(nóng)場的工作 |
| 0:14:18.02, | and he just took it as me being lazy. | 他就說那是因為我懶 |
| 0:14:19.90, | The truth is, is I am unfulfilled. | 可事實是 我很空虛 |
| 0:14:23.12, | And I do need to find something. | 我需要尋找目標 |
| 0:14:24.72, | Well, you just--you seem happier when you have a challenge. | 你有挑戰(zhàn)目標的時候看起來更開心 |
| 0:14:27.08, | - You know? - I know, I know. | 知道嗎-我知道 |
| 0:14:28.99, | You know, I loved teaching music to kids, | 我喜歡教孩子們音樂 |
| 0:14:31.10, | and then--then Lily, she came along, and... | 然后莉莉出現(xiàn)在我們的生命中 |
| 0:14:34.38, | That's the best job in the whole wide world. | 照顧她是全世界最美妙的工作 |
| 0:14:36.48, | You know? And now she doesn't need me as much. | 知道嗎 現(xiàn)在她不像從前那樣需要我了 |
| 0:14:39.00, | No, come on, come on. | 好啦 好啦 |
| 0:14:40.17, | We're gonna find you something else, all right? | 我們再替你找目標 好嗎 |
| 0:14:42.33, | And it doesn't have to be Longinus. | 不一定得去朗吉娜的店 |
| 0:14:45.33, | - Or this. - Yeah. | 或者這個-好的 |
| 0:14:46.46, | You know, I do like these shirts. | 其實 我真的很喜歡他家的襯衫 |
| 0:14:48.59, | Yeah. Yeah. | 知道 知道 |
| 0:14:50.38, | Mulling. | 我得想想 |
| 0:14:51.45, | - Okay. - You know, if I'm gonna mull, | 好吧-如果我真要想清楚 |
| 0:14:53.43, | I could really use some chocolate. | 我得吃點巧克力 |
| 0:14:54.54, | Well, since your diet, we don't keep it around the house. | 因為你在節(jié)食 所以家里沒存貨 |
| 0:14:56.51, | - Side pocket. - Yeah? Oh. | 側(cè)袋里-是嗎 真有 |
| 0:14:58.79, | - Remind me to replace these. - Okay. | 提醒我補貨-好的 |
| 0:15:03.26, | Oh. Hey, Jay! How you doing? | 是你啊 杰 你好嗎 |
| 0:15:05.66, | Phil, you gotta stop running from things because-- | 菲爾 你不能這樣遇事就逃跑 |
| 0:15:08.21, | Running? I'm not running. | 逃跑 我沒在跑 |
| 0:15:09.95, | - You're running. - Look, I'm not up for another round with this. | 你才是在跑-聽著 我不會再兜個圈了 |
| 0:15:12.12, | Just get in the damn car! I'm not having a great day! | 快給我上車 我今天很不爽 |
| 0:15:14.34, | You're not having a great day?! | 你今天不爽 |
| 0:15:16.08, | Are you about to get spayed like a common schnauzer?! | 你馬上會像雪納瑞犬一樣被取掉卵巢嗎 |
| 0:15:18.42, | They don't spay you, they fix you. You're a man! | 不是取掉卵巢 是輸精管結(jié)扎 你是個爺們兒 |
| 0:15:20.61, | I just want to stay one! | 我只想一直當個爺們兒 |
| 0:15:24.48, | 不僅僅是房產(chǎn)經(jīng)紀 | |
| 0:15:24.48, | 也是關(guān)心你的朋友 | |
| 0:15:27.11, | Phil, what's scaring you here? | 菲爾 你到底怕什么 |
| 0:15:29.44, | That people are gonna think less of you as a man? | 怕人家覺得你不夠爺們兒了嗎 |
| 0:15:31.33, | No, I'm afraid it's gonna hurt. | 不 我怕會很痛 |
| 0:15:33.18, | - That's what this is about? - Wait, people think that? | 原來是這樣啊-慢著 人家會那么想嗎 |
| 0:15:35.63, | That you're less of a man? | 會覺得我不夠爺們兒了嗎 |
| 0:15:37.81, | That never even occurred to me. | 我還沒想到這點呢 |
| 0:15:41.21, | Look, no one's gonna think less of you. | 聽著 沒人會就此看輕你 |
| 0:15:43.72, | And it hardly even hurts. | 而且根本不痛 |
| 0:15:45.15, | I'm unusually sensitive down there. | 我下面非常敏感 |
| 0:15:47.24, | I can't go in certain jacuzzis. | 有些按摩浴缸都不能用 |
| 0:15:48.97, | I'm gonna be with you the entire way. | 整個過程我都會陪著你的 |
| 0:15:50.67, | Plus it's the fear of pain | 而且對疼痛的恐懼 |
| 0:15:52.40, | that's always more than the actual experience. | 總是比實際的疼痛要夸張得多 |
| 0:15:55.07, | That's easy for you to say. You're not afraid of anything. | 你說這話當然容易 你向來天不怕地不怕 |
| 0:15:57.20, | -Of course I'm afraid of stuff. - Like what? | 我當然也有害怕的-說來聽聽 |
| 0:16:01.27, | Look... | 聽著 |
| 0:16:04.02, | You remember before, when I told you I was | 你還記得之前 我告訴你 |
| 0:16:06.09, | wanting to know the-- the sex of the baby... | 我想知道 寶寶的性別 |
| 0:16:09.77, | For practical matters? Well, that wasn't true. | 為了處理好一些實際的問題 其實不是的 |
| 0:16:12.58, | I'm kind of afraid of having a girl. | 我有些害怕生個女兒 |
| 0:16:15.47, | Give me a break. That's not a thing. | 少來了 這算什么問題 |
| 0:16:17.32, | You'd just rather have a boy. | 你只是更想要個兒子而已 |
| 0:16:19.09, | Everyone would rather have a boy. | 大家都更想要兒子 |
| 0:16:20.66, | No. I'm actually scared. I get boys. | 不 我是真害怕 我很了解男孩 |
| 0:16:23.26, | It's girls-- they're--they're complicated. | 只是女孩兒們 太復雜了 |
| 0:16:25.45, | Half of Claire's childhood, I did everything I could | 克萊爾童年的一半時間 我竭盡所能地 |
| 0:16:27.62, | to try to turn her into a boy. | 想將她變成男孩 |
| 0:16:29.29, | Well, whatever your issues were, | 無論你當年有什么心結(jié) |
| 0:16:31.78, | you and Claire are good now. | 你和克萊爾現(xiàn)在很好啊 |
| 0:16:33.03, | Yeah, but I may not get that kind of time | 但我可能沒那么多時間陪著 |
| 0:16:34.74, | with this new one, and I can't screw it up. | 那個新出生的孩子 我不能搞砸了 |
| 0:16:38.20, | I don't think I'm sensitive enough to raise a girl. | 我不覺得自己體貼入微到可以養(yǎng)女兒 |
| 0:16:41.21, | Jay, you're being sensitive right now. | 杰 你現(xiàn)在就很體貼入微啊 |
| 0:16:44.15, | I mean, I was pretty hysterical, and you calmed me down. | 我都歇斯底里了 而你讓我冷靜了下來 |
| 0:16:46.64, | I-I don't think you're the guy you used to be. | 我覺得你和以前不一樣了 |
| 0:16:49.06, | So you're saying that if I can deal with you, | 你這是在說 如果我能應(yīng)付你 |
| 0:16:50.71, | then I can handle... any other little girl? | 我就能應(yīng)付 其他任何一個小女孩 |
| 0:16:54.69, | I think I'd put it a-a little differently. | 我覺得你暗示我像小女孩一樣是不合適的 |
| 0:16:55.89, | No, I-I-I think that's right. | 不 我覺得就是這樣 |
| 0:16:59.69, | Thanks. | 多謝了 |
| 0:17:03.41, | We gonna do this? | 要去做手術(shù)嗎 |
| 0:17:04.58, | Promise it's not gonna hurt that much? | 向我保證不會那么痛 |
| 0:17:06.37, | Tiny, little pinch. | 就像輕輕掐一下 |
| 0:17:07.45, | - I built it up in my head, didn't I? - Totally. | -我是自己嚇自己 對嗎 -絕對的 |
| 0:17:09.99, | And I can still achieve a-a full and satisfying... | 我依然可以擁有完全滿足的... |
| 0:17:12.73, | You know what? We had a nice little moment here. | 知道嗎 我們爺倆兒現(xiàn)在處的很不錯 |
| 0:17:14.56, | We don't have many of those. | 這樣的時候不多 |
| 0:17:16.22, | I think I'm gonna commemorate it. | 我要讓這一刻永存 |
| 0:17:18.98, | Okay.-All right? | 好的-準備好了嗎 |
| 0:17:18.98, | 不是 | |
| 0:17:18.98, | 一個 | |
| 0:17:18.98, | 真 | |
| 0:17:18.98, | 爺們兒 | |
| 0:17:20.01, | So sit up straight. | 坐直了 |
| 0:17:22.50, | There you go. | 來拍一張 |
| 0:17:23.93, | No, no, the arms down. Uh, better arms down. | 別別 手臂放下 手臂放下好些 |
| 0:17:26.16, | All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 沒錯 對對對 |
| 0:17:27.28, | That's right. Relax. | 就那樣挺好 放松 |
| 0:17:29.28, | There you go. | 看這里 |
| 0:17:32.39, | Perfect. | 完美 |
| 0:17:33.17, | Can I get a copy? | 能洗一張給我嗎 |
| 0:17:34.01, | Oh, there'll be a lot of copies. | 會洗很多張的 |
| 0:17:35.23, | Oh, great. | 太好了 |
| 0:17:37.84, | You were kind of hard on that cinnamon bun guy. | 你對那個賣肉桂面包的家伙有些刻薄啊 |
| 0:17:39.79, | Did you hear what he said to me? | 你聽到他對我說什么了嗎 |
| 0:17:41.61, | Congratulations? | 恭喜 |
| 0:17:43.40, | He thinks I'm pregnant! | 他看出我懷孕了 |
| 0:17:45.10, | That is an insult when the person doesn't look it. | 那簡直是對沒有孕狀的人的一種侮辱 |
| 0:17:48.51, | Mom, wait. | 媽 等一下 |
| 0:17:51.06, | You need to hear this. | 你得聽我說 |
| 0:17:52.88, | You are pregnant, and you look it. | 你懷孕了 而且顯肚子了 |
| 0:17:55.85, | I hope that this new one has some good manners! | 我希望肚子里的新寶寶能更懂禮貌些 |
| 0:17:59.69, | Mom, stop! | 媽 停下 |
| 0:18:02.53, | I know this whole thing is a little scary for you. | 我知道這一切對你來說有些可怕 |
| 0:18:05.02, | Last time you were pregnant, you kinda did it alone | 你上次懷孕時 基本是一個人挺過來的 |
| 0:18:07.06, | cause dad wasn't around much. | 因為爸爸不怎么在你身邊 |
| 0:18:09.00, | But this time you have two partners. | 但這次你有兩個伴在身邊 |
| 0:18:13.71, | That's sweet. | 真甜蜜 |
| 0:18:15.36, | And so are you. | 你也是個小甜心 |
| 0:18:17.68, | Especially with a little bit of sugar in your face. | 特別是你臉上還沾著點糖 |
| 0:18:20.08, | Let me see. | 我看看 |
| 0:18:24.05, | Ohh! What happened?! | 怎么回事 |
| 0:18:25.43, | Your shirt couldn't take it anymore! | 你的衣服實在是太小撐不住了 |
| 0:18:26.74, | The stupid dry cleaners! | 都怪那傻逼干洗員 |
| 0:18:29.05, | W-- where is it?! | 它 它在哪兒 |
| 0:18:30.49, | Ay, no! | 不 |
| 0:18:31.16, | Oh! You're running out of arms, mom! | 這下你真沒轍了 |
| 0:18:32.71, | A maternity store's right over there! | 那邊正好有一家母嬰店 |
| 0:18:34.97, | - What was that? - I don't know, but let's go! | 那是什么-我不知道 不過我們快走吧 |
| 0:18:38.65, | It's you. I thought it was the guy coming to shave me. | 是你啊 我還以為給我剃毛的人來了呢 |
| 0:18:41.70, | Oh, good. They haven't started. | 太好了 他們還沒開始 |
| 0:18:43.16, | He had a little piece of bloody toilet paper on his neck. | 他的脖子上還有一小張草紙 |
| 0:18:45.09, | It was disconcerting. | 真叫人不安 |
| 0:18:48.11, | - Are you okay? - Mm-hmm. | 你還好嗎-嗯 |
| 0:18:49.69, | Yeah. I had a pretty crazy day, | 不錯 今天真是瘋狂的一天 |
| 0:18:51.25, | But it--it had an interesting ending. | 但是 到最后很有趣 |
| 0:18:53.53, | And this tortoise was 200 years old. | 而那只海龜200歲了 |
| 0:18:56.54, | I'm sorry. I'm boring you with my trip. | 抱歉 老是講我的旅行讓你挺無聊吧 |
| 0:18:58.40, | No, not at all. | 不會啊 一點也不無聊 |
| 0:18:59.39, | You hot-air-ballooned over an active volcano. | 你的熱氣球穿越了活火山 |
| 0:19:02.00, | Three weeks ago I made every green light on Jefferson. | 三星期前我在杰斐遜一路暢通 |
| 0:19:04.63, | Couldn't stop talking about it. | 我一說就停不下來嘴 |
| 0:19:05.97, | - You e-mailed me. - Oh, god. | 你發(fā)郵件給我說過了-天啊 |
| 0:19:11.41, | Mom shaved Skylar's head? That's hilarious! | 媽媽把斯凱勒的頭發(fā)給剃了 真搞笑 |
| 0:19:14.45, | It's not gonna be so fun the next time she bothers to show up for school | 下次她屈尊去學校上學時 就沒那么好笑了 |
| 0:19:17.53, | What do you care? You know you don't even like her. | 你管她呢 你又不喜歡她 |
| 0:19:19.55, | I don't. Skylar's awful. | 我是不喜歡 斯凱勒太恐怖了 |
| 0:19:21.19, | Mom actually did me a huge favor. | 媽媽其實幫了我個大忙 |
| 0:19:23.09, | Oh, my God. Do not tell her that. | 我的天啊 千萬別跟她說 |
| 0:19:24.73, | She will never shut up. | 不然她又得沒完沒了 |
| 0:19:27.02, | I know. Remember when you admitted that you didn't hate | 我知道 記得那次你承認你并不討厭 |
| 0:19:28.89, | that James Taylor concert she dragged you to? | 她拖你去看的詹姆斯·泰勒的演唱會嗎 |
| 0:19:30.77, | She was unbearable! "I told you! | 當時真受不了她 "我就說吧 |
| 0:19:33.48, | He's got the voice of an angel!" | 他真的是天籟之聲啊" |
| 0:19:38.55, | She's such a nerd. | 她真是夠傻的 |
| 0:19:40.92, | I kind of miss her, though. | 但是我有點想她了 |
| 0:19:56.57, | You know, honey, I don't want to do this | 親愛的 我不想這樣做 |
| 0:19:57.82, | unless you are really ready. | 除非你真的準備好了 |
| 0:19:59.95, | I am ready. | 我準備好了 |
| 0:20:01.95, | - I don't know if I am. - Me, either. | 我不知道我是否準備好了-我也是 |
| 0:20:06.31, | You wanna wait? | 你想再等等嗎 |
| 0:20:08.66, | Five more years? | 再等個五年 |
| 0:20:13.19, | I've always seen life like a series of doors. | 我總把生活看作由許多道門組成 |
| 0:20:16.37, | Sometimes you get to choose the door you go through, | 有時候你得選擇你要穿過哪道門 |
| 0:20:18.80, | Sometimes you don't get that choice. | 有時候你根本無從選擇 |
| 0:20:20.71, | But you still gotta walk through. | 但你還是得穿過去 |
| 0:20:25.53, | So you can either go kicking and screaming... | 所以你可以去猛敲或者叫門 |
| 0:20:29.86, | or walk through with your head held high. | 或者趾高氣昂地穿過 |
| 0:20:38.75, | And since I don't get to choose the door I'm about to go through, | 既然這次我無法選擇我要穿越的門 |
| 0:20:42.92, | I just pray it's a healthy, happy kid. | 我只祈禱生出個健康快樂的孩子 |
| 0:20:46.67, | And a boy. | 男孩 |
| 0:20:57.98, | Honey, look what manny just sent me. | 親愛的 來看看曼尼剛發(fā)給我的 |
| 0:20:59.45, | Hang on one sec. Okay. | 等一會兒 好了 |
| 0:21:02.51, | - Is that the funniest thing ever? - Oh, yeah! | 是不是有史以來最好笑的-沒錯 |
| 0:21:05.40, | Oh... oh, my gosh. Mitchell, come here. | 老天啊 米奇爾 快過來 |
| 0:21:07.20, | You have to see what Claire sent us. | 快來看看克萊爾剛發(fā)給我們的 |
| 0:21:08.56, | Okay, wait. One--one second. | 好的 等等 就一會兒 |
| 0:21:11.24, | Okay.-Is that hilarious? | 好了-有沒有很好笑 |
| 0:21:13.07, | - That's great! - Oh, Phil! | 好棒啊-可憐的菲爾 |
| 0:21:15.76, | Ay, this is embarrassing. | 真難堪 |
| 0:21:17.12, | I don't know how comfortable I am | 我真不放心 |
| 0:21:18.50, | with this guy teaching our kid. | 讓這家伙教我們家孩子 |
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