| 00:03.77, |
Whoa. What's all this? |
哇 怎么回事 |
| 00:06.38, |
Mom heard us say we were bored. |
媽媽聽(tīng)到我們抱怨說(shuō)好無(wú)聊 |
| 00:07.84, |
Suckers. |
衰了吧 |
| 00:08.98, |
She heard us from outside. |
她從外面都能聽(tīng)到 |
| 00:11.02, |
She has super good hearing, like a seeing eye dog. |
她簡(jiǎn)直有順風(fēng)耳 就像導(dǎo)盲犬 |
| 00:12.93, |
They have overdeveloped hearing to make up for the fact that-- |
那些狗有過(guò)度發(fā)達(dá)的聽(tīng)力 以此來(lái)彌補(bǔ) |
| 00:16.22, |
Wait, the dogs aren't blind. |
等等 導(dǎo)盲犬本身沒(méi)有瞎 |
| 00:18.56, |
Wait. Are they? |
等等 好像是瞎的吧 |
| 00:20.73, |
No, that wouldn't make sense. |
不對(duì) 這樣說(shuō)不通啊 |
| 00:23.03, |
You're right. |
你說(shuō)得對(duì) |
| 00:24.38, |
If I wait long enough, she can get there by herself. |
只要耐心等待 她自己就能琢磨出答案 |
| 00:26.83, |
Quick, girls-- |
快猜 姑娘們 |
| 00:27.43, |
Famous Danny from "Moonstruck." |
《月滿抱佳人》中著名的丹尼 |
| 00:30.33, |
Aiello? |
艾啰 |
| 00:31.66, |
Hey, Phil. I'm glad I caught ya. |
菲爾 幸好找到你了 |
| 00:32.99, |
What's up? |
什么事 |
| 00:33.95, |
Uh, it's about Steven and Stefan. |
是關(guān)于斯蒂芬和斯特凡的 |
| 00:36.17, |
They wanna see that house on Briar again. |
他們想再看一次布洛爾街上的房子 |
| 00:37.77, |
Really? I showed it to them five times. |
真的嗎 我都帶他們?nèi)タ催^(guò)5次了 |
| 00:39.26, |
Last time we were there, I think they got mail. |
上次去看時(shí) 我以為他們總算看對(duì)眼了呢 |
| 00:41.34, |
Yeah, well, that's why I'm calling. |
所以我才給你打電話啊 |
| 00:42.74, |
They hate upsetting people, unless, of course, it's me. |
他們不喜歡去煩別人 只喜歡煩我 |
| 00:44.96, |
Then they don't mind waking me up at 7:00 A.M., |
所以他們才不介意清晨7點(diǎn)就把我鬧醒 |
| 00:46.58, |
asking me to call you. |
要我給你打電話 |
| 00:47.76, |
It's no problem. I'm just hanging around. |
沒(méi)問(wèn)題 反正我也沒(méi)事 |
| 00:49.28, |
Kind of bored, really. |
正好有點(diǎn)閑得無(wú)聊 |
| 00:51.60, |
What? |
怎么了 |
| 00:54.43, |
Well, we did our good deed for the day. |
我們今天的日行一善完成了 |
| 00:56.55, |
Yeah, for the enemy. Don't they have enough? |
沒(méi)錯(cuò) 為了我們的死對(duì)頭 他們有完沒(méi)完啊 |
| 00:58.51, |
It's been about a year since we decided to adopt a boy. |
我們從一年前就計(jì)劃領(lǐng)養(yǎng)一個(gè)兒子 |
| 01:01.75, |
Meanwhile, our friends Steven and Stefan |
同時(shí) 我們的朋友斯蒂芬和斯特凡 |
| 01:03.80, |
decided that they wanted a baby, too. |
也決定要一個(gè)孩子 |
| 01:05.47, |
Wonder where they got that idea? |
好奇他們這念頭從哪里偷來(lái)的啊 |
| 01:06.70, |
Well, we're still waiting, but they already got their kid |
我們還在等待之中 他們卻已經(jīng) |
| 01:09.51, |
because they went through a surrogate. |
通過(guò)代孕生下了孩子 |
| 01:11.55, |
Which is all they talk about. |
他們對(duì)此嘰嘰喳喳個(gè)沒(méi)完 |
| 01:13.42, |
Are you gonna keep doing that? |
你要一直這么說(shuō)話嗎 |
| 01:14.77, |
I might. |
沒(méi)準(zhǔn)哦 |
| 01:17.39, |
I have to go show a house. |
我得帶人去看房子了 |
| 01:18.42, |
But first, what was Elton John's sexual orientation in the '70s? |
不過(guò)首先 艾爾頓·約翰在70年代時(shí)的性向是 |
| 01:21.27, |
Bye. |
拜[音同Bi 雙性戀 |
| 01:21.98, |
- You've done that one before. - And it never gets old, |
你已經(jīng)說(shuō)過(guò)一次了-經(jīng)典永流傳 |
| 01:24.49, |
like the good Captain Fantastic himself. |
就像奇異船長(zhǎng)本人一樣 |
| 01:28.11, |
Hey, Claire, guess what? |
克萊爾 你知道嗎 |
| 01:29.38, |
I'm sorry, honey, I can't talk right now. |
抱歉 親愛(ài)的 我沒(méi)空說(shuō)話 |
| 01:30.64, |
I told Bethenny I would take her to the airport. |
我答應(yīng)了送貝瑟妮去機(jī)場(chǎng) |
| 01:32.25, |
I'm late, and she's gonna miss her flight. Where are my keys? |
我遲到了 她會(huì)趕不上飛機(jī)的 鑰匙呢 |
| 01:34.98, |
Why is that chair still here? I thought you and Luke |
這椅子怎么還在這 我以為你和盧克 |
| 01:36.52, |
were gonna put it out on the sidewalk. |
已經(jīng)把它搬去路邊了呢 |
| 01:37.85, |
So you can't talk unless it's about my chores? |
你沒(méi)空說(shuō)話 卻有空要我做家務(wù) |
| 01:40.49, |
Why don't you just do it now, and you won't be so bored? |
你何不現(xiàn)在把活干好 也免得你這么無(wú)聊 |
| 01:43.38, |
You heard that? |
你剛才聽(tīng)見(jiàn)了 |
| 01:45.01, |
I hear everything. |
什么都逃不過(guò)我耳朵 |
| 01:49.98, |
That's for me. |
是找我的 |
| 01:52.43, |
Hey, Leon. Nice buzz cut. |
利昂 小平頭真清爽 |
| 01:54.97, |
Yeah, for some people, the shampoo doesn't work. |
對(duì)某些人來(lái)說(shuō) 洗發(fā)水根本沒(méi)用 |
| 01:57.26, |
It only makes the lice angry. |
只會(huì)讓頭虱越發(fā)猖狂 |
| 02:00.31, |
Nice to see you. |
很高興見(jiàn)到你 |
| 02:02.67, |
Oh, no. No--oh, God. |
天吶 怎么會(huì)這樣 |
| 02:04.94, |
Um, Alex, do not move. |
艾麗克斯 站著別動(dòng) |
| 02:06.95, |
Haley, clean this up, okay? |
海莉 立刻打掃干凈 聽(tīng)見(jiàn)了嗎 |
| 02:08.38, |
Who fills a vase with marbles? |
誰(shuí)會(huì)在花瓶里裝滿彈子球啊 |
| 02:10.08, |
Who doesn't see a vase filled with marbles? |
誰(shuí)會(huì)看不見(jiàn)一個(gè)裝滿彈子球的花瓶呢 |
| 02:12.23, |
Who wants to hear a bunch of plates crashing? |
誰(shuí)想聆聽(tīng)一大疊盤(pán)子被打破的樂(lè)曲 |
| 02:14.14, |
Phil! Honey, the girls need you in the kitchen! |
菲爾 親愛(ài)的 快來(lái)廚房幫幫姑娘們 |
| 02:16.72, |
Thanks for the hat, Leon. It kind of tickles. |
謝謝你的帽子 利昂 戴著有點(diǎn)癢呢 |
| 02:20.16, |
Phil! |
菲爾 |
| 02:21.08, |
How much electricity do we need to bring this back? |
把它救活需要多少電啊 |
| 02:23.57, |
It's not rocket science. |
用不著那么高深的知識(shí) |
| 02:24.72, |
We're only reanimating a squirrel. |
我們只是要讓只死松鼠復(fù)活而已 |
| 02:26.52, |
Phil! Now! |
菲爾 事態(tài)緊急 |
| 02:38.00, |
摩登家庭 |
第三季 第十五集 |
| 02:42.42, |
Sounds great. No, hang on. |
聽(tīng)起來(lái)不錯(cuò)嘛 不 等一下 |
| 02:44.15, |
Gloria, where's Manny? |
歌洛莉亞 曼尼呢 |
| 02:45.45, |
Some neighborhood kids have invited him to play football. |
幾個(gè)鄰居小孩邀請(qǐng)他一起去踢橄欖球 |
| 02:48.07, |
He said he was taking his morning constitutional. |
他說(shuō)他去進(jìn)行晨間散步保健了 |
| 02:51.06, |
He's working on his go-cart, but he'll be there. |
他在擺弄他的卡丁車(chē) 不過(guò)他會(huì)去的 |
| 02:53.67, |
Okay. See you then. |
好 到時(shí)候見(jiàn) |
| 02:55.10, |
No, Manny cannot go and play with those boys. |
曼尼沒(méi)法去和他們踢球了 |
| 02:57.50, |
Margo is trying to get us theater tickets for this afternoon. |
瑪戈正在幫我們搞下午去劇院的票 |
| 03:00.65, |
Gloria, you and Manny do enough together. |
歌洛莉亞 你和曼尼黏得夠緊了 |
| 03:02.18, |
Let's let him decide. Where's he walking? |
我們讓他自己決定吧 他去哪里散步了 |
| 03:04.65, |
I don't know. But according to the song he was singing, |
不知道 不過(guò)就他哼的歌來(lái)看 |
| 03:06.85, |
he was going to the sunny side of the street. |
大概是在街道的向陽(yáng)處散步呢 |
| 03:09.42, |
I cannot express to you enough how bad this kid needs football. |
再多的話也不足以說(shuō)明 那孩子多么需要踢橄欖球 |
| 03:12.71, |
Mom! Look what I found! |
媽 快看我找到了什么 |
| 03:14.66, |
Number 99! |
第99個(gè)硬幣 |
| 03:16.21, |
When Manny was 5, we didn't have much. |
在曼尼5歲時(shí) 我們家境貧窮 |
| 03:18.83, |
We were on our own. |
無(wú)依無(wú)靠 |
| 03:20.12, |
So we always dreamed of winning the lottery. |
所以我們總是幻想能中個(gè)彩票 |
| 03:22.80, |
We figured if we collected 100 lucky heads-up pennies |
我們想如果收集起100個(gè)人像朝上的幸運(yùn)分幣 |
| 03:25.51, |
and bought a ticket with them, we couldn't lose. |
再用它買(mǎi)張彩票 鐵定能中 |
| 03:27.48, |
But now I have a wonderful husband, |
但現(xiàn)在我找到了好老公 |
| 03:30.34, |
a beautiful home... |
有了好歸宿 |
| 03:31.74, |
I feel like I already won the lottery. |
我覺(jué)得自己已經(jīng)中大獎(jiǎng)了 |
| 03:34.84, |
So I can keep whatever we win? |
所以萬(wàn)一中獎(jiǎng) 能全部歸我嗎 |
| 03:36.34, |
I think no. I found most of them. |
想得美 大部分硬幣都是我撿的 |
| 03:42.34, |
Can you put this in the jar with the others? |
能把這個(gè)放到存錢(qián)罐里嗎 |
| 03:44.19, |
Si. |
沒(méi)問(wèn)題 |
| 03:45.86, |
Ay. I forgot. |
啊 我忘了 |
| 03:47.16, |
What is the combination to your safe? |
你保險(xiǎn)箱的密碼是什么來(lái)著 |
| 03:50.33, |
I'll just come with you. |
我還是跟你一起去吧 |
| 03:51.77, |
Oh, yes, 'cause that's how this arrangement works-- |
噢 真有意思 難道我們家的情況是 |
| 03:53.43, |
I take money from you! |
靠你們倆來(lái)養(yǎng)活我嗎 |
| 03:58.16, |
Hello? |
你好 |
| 03:59.36, |
Oh, hi, Margo. No, she just ran upstairs. |
瑪戈啊 不 她剛上樓去了 |
| 04:01.74, |
Listen, about these theater tickets-- |
聽(tīng)著 那些劇院的票啊 |
| 04:03.88, |
Don't knock yourself out trying to... |
你不用費(fèi)那么大勁去 |
| 04:05.55, |
Oh, you did? |
已經(jīng)搞到了 |
| 04:07.23, |
Well, sorry to do this last minute, |
那個(gè) 抱歉現(xiàn)在才通知你 |
| 04:08.82, |
but they can't go. |
可他們?nèi)ゲ涣肆?/span> |
| 04:10.41, |
No, Manny has a football game, so... |
不 曼尼有個(gè)橄欖球比賽 所以 |
| 04:12.51, |
Jay, could you steep my tea? |
杰 能幫我把茶泡上嗎 |
| 04:17.10, |
I cannot express to you enough how much this kid needs football. |
再多的話也不足以說(shuō)明 那孩子多么需要踢橄欖球 |
| 04:20.97, |
And that is the whole house... |
整幢房子的參觀結(jié)束 |
| 04:24.02, |
Again. |
再一次的 |
| 04:25.49, |
I love it, but I just don't love it. |
我喜歡這房子 可不是那種喜歡 |
| 04:27.96, |
Do you love it? |
你喜歡嗎 |
| 04:28.49, |
I love it. I absolutely love it. |
當(dāng)然 我當(dāng)然喜歡 |
| 04:29.97, |
I'm just not sure if I'm in love with it. |
我就是不太確定是不是愛(ài)上它了 |
| 04:32.17, |
Oh, yeah. |
我懂的 |
| 04:33.30, |
We have an expression around the office |
我們公司有個(gè)說(shuō)法 |
| 04:34.82, |
for when a sale just isn't happening-- |
把那些做不成的買(mǎi)賣(mài)叫做 |
| 04:37.23, |
Commission: Impossible. |
傭金無(wú)望 |
| 04:40.17, |
Maybe for some people. |
那是對(duì)他們來(lái)說(shuō) |
| 04:41.93, |
Not sure if I mentioned it before, |
我忘了之前有沒(méi)有提過(guò) |
| 04:43.74, |
but the house does come with a hookup |
這房子可是附帶有 |
| 04:46.01, |
for a European washing machine. |
一臺(tái)歐式洗衣機(jī)的 |
| 04:47.71, |
Oh, I love that. |
這個(gè)我喜歡 |
| 04:51.12, |
Oh, so sorry. |
真抱歉 |
| 04:53.95, |
It's the boss. |
老大來(lái)電 |
| 04:57.28, |
Hi. I'm on my way home. |
嗨 我在回家路上呢 |
| 04:58.61, |
I've been calling Haley, but nobody's answering. |
剛給海莉打電話 一直沒(méi)人接 |
| 05:00.41, |
Is everything okay there? |
都還好吧 |
| 05:01.42, |
Everything here is great. |
一切都好 |
| 05:03.52, |
Oh, thank god. Did you put the chair out front? |
那太好了 你把椅子搬出去了沒(méi) |
| 05:05.66, |
Not yet. |
還沒(méi)呢 |
| 05:06.87, |
Honey, you're gonna miss the trash pickup. |
親愛(ài)的 一會(huì)趕不上垃圾車(chē)收垃圾了 |
| 05:08.48, |
Don't worry. If they don't take it, someone else will. |
別擔(dān)心 就算他們不要 別人也會(huì)要的 |
| 05:10.04, |
Who is gonna pick up |
誰(shuí)沒(méi)事會(huì)從我們草坪上 |
| 05:10.99, |
that ratty chair off our lawn? |
把那破椅子搬走啊 |
| 05:12.59, |
Are you kidding? It's in great shape. |
開(kāi)什么玩笑 它好著呢 |
| 05:14.51, |
Super cozy. People are always commenting on it. |
超級(jí)舒服 人見(jiàn)人愛(ài)花見(jiàn)花開(kāi) |
| 05:16.78, |
Trust me, it'll be gone by the end of the day. |
相信我 今晚前就會(huì)有人要的 |
| 05:19.39, |
Please, just do it now. |
拜托 現(xiàn)在就扔掉 |
| 05:20.66, |
I can't. |
我沒(méi)辦法 |
| 05:21.75, |
I'm so sorry. |
太抱歉了 |
| 05:23.01, |
when I'm done with these clients, |
等我這兒客戶走了 |
| 05:24.05, |
I'll call Luke and Leon. |
我會(huì)給盧克和利昂打電話 |
| 05:25.53, |
I know I can talk them into it. |
我肯定會(huì)說(shuō)服他們的 |
| 05:27.23, |
We are not losing this house to Luke and Leon. |
我們可不能把這房子讓給盧克和利昂 |
| 05:29.12, |
What do you mean, "Call luke and leon"? |
你說(shuō)給他倆打電話是什么意思 |
| 05:31.01, |
Aren't you at home? |
你不在家的嗎 |
| 05:31.97, |
No, I left right before you did. |
不在 你走之前我就走了 |
| 05:34.06, |
Phil, the house... The--the kids... |
菲爾 我們家 那些娃 |
| 05:36.76, |
Oh, god, the squirrel. |
天吶 那松鼠 |
| 05:38.68, |
Hello? |
喂 |
| 05:41.56, |
We'll take it. |
我們要了 |
| 05:44.65, |
Commission... |
傭金 |
| 05:46.35, |
Accomplished. |
到手 |
| 05:49.87, |
So how great is your life right now, huh? |
你現(xiàn)在的生活多美好啊 |
| 05:52.02, |
A new house, a new baby, |
新房子 新寶寶 |
| 05:54.36, |
Stefan's propecia's kicking in. |
斯特凡的止禿藥也開(kāi)始起效了 |
| 05:57.99, |
That's him. He's on his way. |
是他的短信 他在路上了 |
| 05:59.70, |
He texted "O.M.W." |
他短信里寫(xiě)的"路上" |
| 06:01.06, |
We try to keep our texts short |
我們帶著孩子開(kāi)車(chē)的時(shí)候 |
| 06:02.02, |
when we're driving with the baby. |
總是盡量保持短信簡(jiǎn)潔 |
| 06:03.16, |
Oh, well, what wonderful parents you are. |
哇噻 你倆真是好家長(zhǎng) |
| 06:05.48, |
You guys hate us a little bit, don't you? |
你們一定有點(diǎn)嫉恨我們吧 |
| 06:08.01, |
- No. God, no. - Just a little. |
-沒(méi) 哪會(huì)啊 -有那么點(diǎn) |
| 06:09.97, |
Have you thought about surrogacy? |
你們考慮過(guò)代孕嗎 |
| 06:11.32, |
At least you'd be making a baby |
自己造個(gè)嬰兒 |
| 06:12.71, |
instead of waiting around for some pregnant mom |
至少要比等著哪個(gè)孕婦 |
| 06:14.36, |
to maybe pick you. |
來(lái)選你們要好些 |
| 06:15.53, |
Well, we considered it, |
我們倒是考慮過(guò) |
| 06:16.68, |
But how do you decide which one will--where's Lily? |
可是我們不知道怎么決定誰(shuí)來(lái)... 莉莉呢 |
| 06:18.99, |
Sleeping.-Ice the cupcake. |
-睡覺(jué)呢 -給"蛋糕"上"糖霜"[受孕 |
| 06:20.65, |
That you couldn't say in front of Lily? |
這有什么不能在莉莉面前說(shuō)的 |
| 06:22.29, |
Well, then, she'd want a cupcake. Yeah, well... |
聽(tīng)到這話她就會(huì)想要吃蛋糕 |
| 06:24.29, |
But that's the beauty of the swirl. |
混捐的好處就在這 |
| 06:25.93, |
The swirl? |
混捐 |
| 06:26.91, |
You both donate, they mix it up, |
夫夫二人同時(shí)捐精 然后混在一起 |
| 06:28.74, |
Fertilize the egg. |
讓卵細(xì)胞受精 |
| 06:29.79, |
You never know who the father is. |
誰(shuí)都不知道親爹是誰(shuí) |
| 06:32.99, |
Ooh. That's Stefan. |
斯特凡來(lái)了 |
| 06:36.07, |
Yeah, maybe we should think about this swirl. |
我們是不是該考慮下混捐 |
| 06:38.14, |
Well, I-I didn't think surrogacy was for us. |
那個(gè) 我覺(jué)得代孕不適合我倆 |
| 06:40.17, |
But, you know, 'cause one of us would feel left out. |
總有一個(gè)人 會(huì)有種被排擠在外的感覺(jué) |
| 06:41.92, |
Yeah, but if you don't know whose it is... |
可是如果不知道誰(shuí)是親爹的話 |
| 06:43.96, |
Sorry we're late. |
抱歉我們遲到了 |
| 06:45.46, |
Guys, meet Roco. |
同志們 來(lái)認(rèn)識(shí)一下羅可 |
| 06:48.60, |
Roco or Cocoa? |
羅可還是可可啊[茶色 |
| 06:53.90, |
Look at him out there. |
看他在球場(chǎng)上 |
| 06:54.90, |
Oh, ay. This is so exciting. |
太刺激了 |
| 07:00.79, |
Go ahead! Attaboy! |
加油沖啊 漂亮 |
| 07:02.14, |
- Go! Go ahead! Attaboy! - Go, Manny! Run! |
-沖啊 往前沖 -跑啊曼尼 跑啊 |
| 07:04.28, |
I knew Gloria would find out I lied about those tickets. |
我知道歌洛莉亞會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)我向她撒謊了 |
| 07:07.52, |
But I figured when she saw Manny out there, |
可是我覺(jué)得 等她看見(jiàn)曼尼在球場(chǎng)上 |
| 07:09.47, |
playing with all those other kids, |
跟其他孩子開(kāi)開(kāi)心心地玩 |
| 07:11.25, |
she'd thank me. |
她會(huì)感謝我的 |
| 07:13.72, |
That's what I figured. |
那是我想象中的美事 |
| 07:15.46, |
Go! Go! |
快跑 快跑 |
| 07:16.46, |
What the hell's he doing? |
他干嘛呢這是 |
| 07:17.70, |
Run, Manny! Run! |
跑啊曼尼 跑啊 |
| 07:19.39, |
Mom! Number 100! |
媽媽 第100個(gè)硬幣 |
| 07:21.05, |
Now we have the lucky--oh! |
我們現(xiàn)在運(yùn)氣足夠了 |
| 07:35.29, |
Oh, thank god. |
謝天謝地 |
| 07:36.28, |
Nobody's dead. |
沒(méi)人死掉 |
| 07:37.26, |
Or... We're all dead. |
也可能 我們都死了 |
| 07:40.03, |
How many plates did we lose? |
損失了多少盤(pán)子 |
| 07:41.30, |
None. Luke and Haley used cookie sheets |
一個(gè)都沒(méi)壞 盧克和海莉用餅干烤盤(pán) |
| 07:43.48, |
to clear a path through the marbles for me. |
在一地玻璃彈中給我清理了一條路出來(lái) |
| 07:44.95, |
Where are the marbles? |
玻璃彈呢 |
| 07:45.91, |
Right here. |
在這呢 |
| 07:47.33, |
Oh, Haley! |
海莉 |
| 07:47.90, |
I put glue on them so it doesn't happen again. |
我在里面灌了膠水 以后不會(huì)再倒出來(lái)了 |
| 07:50.29, |
What about the chair? |
椅子呢 |
| 07:51.40, |
Leon and I rolled it outside on some skateboards. |
利昂和我用滑板把它推到外邊去了 |
| 07:54.93, |
The squirrel? |
松鼠呢 |
| 07:56.07, |
You think I was going to let that happen? |
你覺(jué)得我會(huì)允許那種荒唐事發(fā)生嗎 |
| 07:59.99, |
These kids are going to survive. |
那些孩子離開(kāi)父母也會(huì)活得好好的 |
| 08:01.45, |
They are the best of me and Phil. |
他們集我和菲爾的優(yōu)點(diǎn)于一身 |
| 08:04.17, |
Luke using the skateboards, Haley gluing the marbles-- |
盧克利用了滑板 海莉把彈珠全粘起來(lái) |
| 08:07.37, |
That is pure Phil. |
完全遺傳了菲爾 |
| 08:09.08, |
Alex keeping everyone in line-- |
艾麗克斯讓一切保持井然有序 |
| 08:11.31, |
Pure me. |
完全遺傳了我 |
| 08:14.78, |
Sometimes I worry no one's gonna like Alex. |
有時(shí)候我真擔(dān)心會(huì)沒(méi)人喜歡艾麗克斯 |
| 08:21.39, |
There you go, buddy. |
好了 小老弟 |
| 08:22.39, |
Thank you. |
謝謝 |
| 08:25.56, |
What? You need anything? I'll get it. |
怎么了 需要什么東西 我給你拿 |
| 08:27.11, |
Steak sauce, but it's okay. |
牛排醬 不過(guò)沒(méi)關(guān)系 |
| 08:28.97, |
It's probably good for me to move around. |
我活動(dòng)活動(dòng)可能更好 |
| 08:35.11, |
Oh, Jay, it's so nice to see you take care of him like that. |
杰 看見(jiàn)你這么照顧他可真溫馨 |
| 08:38.29, |
Why are you surprised? He's our kid. |
這有什么好驚訝的 他是我們兒子 |
| 08:40.06, |
We take care of each other in this family. |
我們家的人就是要互相照顧 |
| 08:42.98, |
I want to kill you. |
我想滅了你 |
| 08:45.12, |
Wild guess--Margo? |
讓我猜猜 瑪戈告的密 |
| 08:46.99, |
Let me explain. |
聽(tīng)我解釋 |
| 08:48.10, |
There is no excuse. |
你別找借口 |
| 08:50.27, |
This is something private. I'm gonna get outta here. |
父母間的私人恩怨 我還是回避為好 |
| 08:52.80, |
So that's why you were being so nice. |
所以你才表現(xiàn)得那么好 |
| 08:54.91, |
You lied to my friend... |
你騙我的朋友 |
| 08:56.17, |
you made Manny play the american football... |
你讓曼尼去踢橄欖球 |
| 08:58.44, |
it is your fault that he got estamped. |
他被人撞成這樣都是你害的 |
| 09:02.02, |
Or is it your fault? |
該說(shuō)是你的錯(cuò)吧 |
| 09:03.57, |
He stopped to pick up a penny, for god sake. |
他停下來(lái)去撿一枚硬幣 真讓人大跌眼鏡 |
| 09:05.91, |
Be careful what you say, Jay. |
小心說(shuō)話 杰 |
| 09:07.63, |
You're skating on thin eggshells right now. |
你現(xiàn)在的狀態(tài)岌岌可危 |
| 09:10.48, |
I tried to get him out there |
我只是想讓他走出家門(mén) |
| 09:11.92, |
With kids his own age... |
和他同齡人一起玩 |
| 09:13.12, |
Which is what he should be doing... |
他這個(gè)年紀(jì)就該如此 |
| 09:14.48, |
And not spending another afternoon with his mommy. |
而不是一下午都陪在他媽咪身旁 |
| 09:16.54, |
If you have a problem with the way manny's being raised, |
你要是對(duì)曼尼的教育方法有意見(jiàn) |
| 09:18.59, |
You talk to me! |
你就跟我明說(shuō) |
| 09:19.97, |
- I am. - I don't wanna hear it! |
我不正在說(shuō)嘛-我不想聽(tīng) |
| 09:29.05, |
Phil, you really didn't have to do this. |
菲爾 你真的用不著這樣 |
| 09:30.39, |
I sold a house today because of you two. |
我今天能賣(mài)掉那房子多虧了你們 |
| 09:32.51, |
The least I can do is buy you dinner. |
請(qǐng)你們吃頓飯是最起碼的了 |
| 09:34.08, |
I saw that house. It is gorgeous. |
我看過(guò)那房子 漂亮極了 |
| 09:35.80, |
- I know. - We're real happy for them. |
我知道-我們真為他們高興 |
| 09:37.33, |
They showed me a picture of the baby. |
他們給我看了他們家孩子的照片 |
| 09:38.90, |
How adorable is that little guy? |
那小家伙多萌啊 |
| 09:40.09, |
Yes, we're real happy for them. |
是的 我們真為他們高興 |
| 09:42.38, |
Okay, you might wanna slow down there. |
行了 你該悠著點(diǎn)喝了 |
| 09:45.38, |
What? I'm playing a new drinking game. |
怎么了 我在玩一種新型酒桌游戲 |
| 09:46.29, |
It's called "Every time I'm depressed, I take a drink." |
叫做 "郁悶在心頭 美酒喝進(jìn)口" |
| 09:48.75, |
That game exists. |
還真有那種游戲 |
| 09:50.01, |
It's called alcoholism. |
叫做酗酒 |
| 09:52.45, |
Oh, I'm sorry, you're right. I'm... |
抱歉 你說(shuō)得對(duì) |
| 09:53.95, |
I'm wallowing, and it's not cute. |
我在自我沉淪 那一點(diǎn)都不好 |
| 09:56.22, |
To happier things. |
敬高興點(diǎn)的事 |
| 09:57.25, |
Yes. To happier things. |
沒(méi)錯(cuò) 敬高興點(diǎn)的事 |
| 09:58.40, |
- Happier things, - Yes. - There you go. |
高興點(diǎn)的事-對(duì)-舉杯 |
| 10:00.60, |
I remember the first few drinks... |
我還記得喝前幾杯時(shí)的事 |
| 10:03.07, |
And, um, after that, the night's just bits and pieces. |
但是后來(lái)嘛 就只有支離破碎的記憶了 |
| 10:06.80, |
I wanna do something I never do-- |
我要干一件我以前從沒(méi)干過(guò)的事 |
| 10:08.82, |
Brag about my kids. |
顯擺我家的孩子們 |
| 10:10.57, |
Today, they were resourceful, |
今天 他們又聰明 |
| 10:12.88, |
They were responsible, they... |
又有責(zé)任感 他們 |
| 10:15.34, |
Put 40% down. |
降價(jià)四成 |
| 10:16.88, |
It was worth showing the house five times |
帶他們看5次房其實(shí)也是值得的 |
| 10:18.53, |
And waiting... |
等待著... |
| 10:19.65, |
Almost a year. |
一年的等待 |
| 10:21.38, |
Seriously! Who do you have to... |
開(kāi)什么玩笑 誰(shuí)他媽要... |
| 10:23.52, |
Blow. That's really hot. |
吹 那真的挺燙的 |
| 10:24.90, |
Why don't you let it cool down? Try some of the... |
你為什么不把它涼一涼 嘗點(diǎn)這個(gè) |
| 10:26.76, |
Mexican! |
墨西哥裔 |
| 10:28.11, |
The baby is clearly mexican! |
那孩子明顯是墨西哥種 |
| 10:30.06, |
So, you know, the swirl is out. |
所以 混捐不行 完全是自欺欺人 |
| 10:31.36, |
Ugh. It's enough to make you lose... |
那簡(jiǎn)直讓人想... |
| 10:34.33, |
Track. |
我想想 |
| 10:35.33, |
Is this my fourth drink? |
這是我第4杯嗎 |
| 10:37.30, |
It's my fourth. |
是我第4杯 |
| 10:38.57, |
I said "Four" Twice, didn't I? |
我是不是說(shuō)了兩遍第4杯 |
| 10:40.69, |
I did, didn't I? |
我說(shuō)了 是不是 |
| 10:42.01, |
I think we're gonna need four cabs... |
我想我們得需要四輛出租 |
| 10:44.63, |
- Two! - Two! You made me! |
兩輛-兩輛 都是你害我的 |
| 10:48.34, |
I-I vaguely remember... Someone crying? |
我 我貌似記得 有人還哭了 |
| 10:52.11, |
If we ever did surrogacy, |
如果我們找代孕媽媽 |
| 10:53.14, |
I would want you to be the donor. |
我想讓你來(lái)捐精 |
| 10:54.56, |
You're so smart, you're so handsome. |
你那么聰明 還那么帥 |
| 10:56.45, |
Oh, stop it! It should be you! |
別說(shuō)了 應(yīng)該是你捐啦 |
| 10:58.03, |
- You're so fun! You're so talented! - Okay. |
你那么風(fēng)趣又有才華-好了啦 |
| 11:01.07, |
It's not fair. I love you both so much. |
真不公平啊 我好愛(ài)你們夫夫啊 |
| 11:05.03, |
If you could have a baby |
如果你們要小孩 |
| 11:06.14, |
that was a mix of the two of you, |
如果他是你們倆的結(jié)合 |
| 11:07.49, |
I would love that baby so much. |
我會(huì)非常愛(ài)那個(gè)寶寶的 |
| 11:09.26, |
That is so sweet. |
你嘴真甜 |
| 11:11.34, |
- I meant it. - That is so sweet. |
我是說(shuō)真的-你真好 |
| 11:14.90, |
Oh, my god. You guys, we could do this. |
天啊 伙計(jì)們 我們可以這么干 |
| 11:17.27, |
We could do this. |
我們可以的 |
| 11:18.49, |
We could make a baby |
我們可以生一個(gè) |
| 11:20.21, |
that is half Tucker and half Pritchett. |
融合塔克家和普里契特家血統(tǒng)的孩子 |
| 11:23.57, |
Are you saying what I think you're saying? |
你說(shuō)的和我想的是一個(gè)意思嗎 |
| 11:25.55, |
Yeah. |
是 |
| 11:26.55, |
Cloning? |
克隆嗎 |
| 11:28.15, |
No. No. |
不是 不是 |
| 11:29.53, |
I'm saying... |
我是說(shuō) |
| 11:31.08, |
I give the egg. |
我捐出卵子 |
| 11:32.30, |
Yeah. |
是的 |
| 11:33.84, |
I give the egg. That's the Pritchett side. |
我捐卵子 這不就有普里契特血統(tǒng)了嗎 |
| 11:35.56, |
And then, Cam, you're the father, right? |
然后小卡 你就捐出精子 對(duì)不 |
| 11:38.66, |
And then we just, like, mix it |
然后 就 融合一下 |
| 11:40.64, |
And put it in a, like, a surrogate lady thing, |
然后就把它放進(jìn)代孕媽媽的肚子里 |
| 11:43.55, |
And then bang! We have a baby. |
然后砰 寶寶就有了 |
| 11:46.55, |
Oh. Are--are you serious? |
你是認(rèn)真的嗎 |
| 11:48.45, |
You would do that? |
你愿意那么做嗎 |
| 11:49.68, |
I would be honored. |
我會(huì)甚感榮幸的 |
| 11:51.27, |
You guys, you guys, if there's one thing I have learned today, |
二位 如果說(shuō)我今天學(xué)到了什么的話 |
| 11:55.32, |
It's the pleasure of looking at your children, |
那就是看著你們的寶寶 |
| 11:57.79, |
And seeing both-- both of you in there. |
然后從他身上看見(jiàn)你們倆的影子 |
| 12:00.81, |
And I want you to have that experience. |
而且我愿意讓你們經(jīng)歷這種事情 |
| 12:03.16, |
Yeah. We want that. |
是的 我們期盼已久 |
| 12:05.17, |
And something else... |
還有更好的呢 |
| 12:06.84, |
guys, I make really good babies. |
伙計(jì)們 我生的娃超棒的 |
| 12:09.57, |
Yes.-I have,like,magic eggs or something. |
是-我好像有什么魔法卵子什么的 |
| 12:11.96, |
- Yes! - They're golden. |
是-真是金牌卵子啊 |
| 12:13.21, |
Oh, gosh. Oh, Phil, |
天啊 菲爾啊 |
| 12:15.24, |
I don't--what do-- what do you say about this? |
我真 我真不知道該說(shuō)什么好了 |
| 12:17.28, |
I think we're all having a baby! |
我覺(jué)得孩子將會(huì)是我們大家的 |
| 12:19.00, |
Aah! Table hug! |
來(lái)個(gè)桌抱 |
| 12:23.18, |
Sweet potato fries! |
親娘的七舅老爺啊 |
| 12:30.30, |
- What have I done? - I know. |
我都干了什么啊-我知道 |
| 12:36.52, |
What was I thinking? |
我當(dāng)時(shí)想什么呢啊 |
| 12:37.78, |
I-I-I just get drunk and I bring a baby into the world? |
我 我 我喝醉了然后就要生個(gè)娃了 |
| 12:40.30, |
That would be 4 for 4. |
那你就會(huì)生第4個(gè)孩子 我們4個(gè)人的孩子 |
| 12:42.60, |
I can't go through with it. |
我絕對(duì)不能那樣 |
| 12:43.87, |
Don't panic. You haven't donated anything yet. |
別慌 你還啥都沒(méi)捐呢 |
| 12:46.44, |
Besides, what are the chances your eggs even work? |
況且 你的卵子還有活力嗎 |
| 12:48.94, |
What are the chances we can pretend I never said that? |
或者我們干脆不承認(rèn)說(shuō)過(guò)那些 |
| 12:51.07, |
It's weird. It's my brother. |
那太詭異了 那是我弟弟啊 |
| 12:53.53, |
And then there would be this baby over there |
然后就會(huì)有一個(gè)小孩出生 |
| 12:55.41, |
That's my baby, but it's not my baby... |
是我的卵子發(fā)育的 卻又不是我生出來(lái)的 |
| 12:57.18, |
That actually sounds good. Just say that. |
聽(tīng)著不錯(cuò) 你就這么說(shuō)就行 |
| 12:58.80, |
We're gonna see him for brunch in two hours over at your dad's |
再過(guò)兩小時(shí) 我們?nèi)ツ惆旨页栽缥绮途蜁?huì)看見(jiàn)他了 |
| 13:01.44, |
Ooh. That seems... Soon |
那好像有點(diǎn) 太早[快]了吧 |
| 13:03.97, |
And--and hard. |
而且很難面對(duì) |
| 13:06.77, |
What if... What if I blame it on you? |
如果我拿你當(dāng)擋箭牌怎么樣 |
| 13:09.71, |
What if we say that you're not okay with it? |
如果我說(shuō)是你不同意行不 |
| 13:12.63, |
- No! - Why? |
不行-為什么 |
| 13:13.80, |
Are you really okay with another man fertilizing your wife's egg? |
你真不介意另一個(gè)男人給你妻子的卵子受精嗎 |
| 13:16.67, |
- Of course not! That's creepy. - Yes. |
-當(dāng)然介意 聽(tīng)著都惡心 -就是 |
| 13:18.50, |
Plus, what if you and Cam make a better baby than we did? |
況且 萬(wàn)一你和小卡生出了更優(yōu)質(zhì)的孩子 |
| 13:21.43, |
It's settled. Phil says "No." |
不會(huì)發(fā)生的 菲爾說(shuō)了"不" |
| 13:24.91, |
Like they're really gonna believe that I overruled you? |
你以為他們會(huì)相信 你順從了我的否決嗎 |
| 13:27.36, |
Right.-Come on. |
也是-對(duì)吧 |
| 13:29.63, |
They're gonna be crushed. |
他們會(huì)心碎的 |
| 13:30.90, |
They've waited so long for this baby. |
他們盼個(gè)孩子盼了好久 |
| 13:33.80, |
Maybe they're having second thoughts, too. |
也許他們現(xiàn)在也想反悔了呢 |
| 13:37.40, |
Look--this is what my baby with Claire would look like. |
看看 這是我和克萊爾的寶寶的樣子 |
| 13:40.19, |
What is this? What... |
這是什么玩意兒 |
| 13:41.66, |
Okay, well, I found a web site where couples can upload pictures... |
我找到一個(gè)網(wǎng)站 父母可以上傳自己的照片 |
| 13:45.14, |
and then it shows them what their baby would look like. |
然后它能合成寶寶的照片 |
| 13:48.34, |
This is... Gloria and I. |
這是歌洛莉亞和我的孩子 |
| 13:51.01, |
Couldn't resist. |
無(wú)法抗拒吧 |
| 13:52.71, |
Wow. That-- that looks exactly like Manny. |
天吶 簡(jiǎn)直是曼尼的翻版嘛 |
| 13:55.37, |
Like--like weirdly so. |
簡(jiǎn)直是像得詭異 |
| 13:57.82, |
What--what's this other picture? |
另一張是什么 |
| 13:58.97, |
Don't be jealous. |
別吃醋 |
| 14:00.85, |
But this... |
這張 |
| 14:02.68, |
is me and Justin Timberlake. |
是我和賈斯汀·汀布萊克的孩子 |
| 14:06.52, |
Cam, we have a problem. |
小卡 我們有個(gè)問(wèn)題 |
| 14:07.79, |
Oh, what? You can talk about Ryan Gosling all day, |
怎么了 你能天天念叨瑞恩·高斯林 |
| 14:09.66, |
- but the moment I say something-- - No, no, no, |
而我剛說(shuō)一兩句-不不不 |
| 14:10.96, |
About this baby. I... |
關(guān)于這個(gè)孩子 我 |
| 14:13.81, |
I don't think I can do it. |
我覺(jué)得我不能接受這樣做 |
| 14:15.48, |
What--why? Why--it's perfect! |
什么 為什么 這樣很棒 |
| 14:17.82, |
It's our chance to have a baby that's part me, part you! |
我們能有個(gè)同時(shí)擁有我們兩個(gè)人基因的孩子 |
| 14:20.45, |
No, no! It's part you and part Claire. |
不不 是你和克萊爾的基因 |
| 14:22.52, |
I'm nowhere in there. |
沒(méi)我的份兒 |
| 14:23.76, |
And it's not like I can pretend. |
而且我不能忽略的事實(shí)是 |
| 14:25.02, |
It's--she's not some egg donor that we don't know. |
她不是什么陌生的卵子捐贈(zèng)者 |
| 14:27.29, |
It's Claire. |
她是克萊爾 |
| 14:29.05, |
You know, we see her all the time. |
我們抬頭不見(jiàn)低頭見(jiàn)的 |
| 14:30.16, |
And what are we supposed to tell the baby? |
我們以后要怎么告訴那個(gè)孩子 |
| 14:31.99, |
Say hi to your aunt mommy! |
向你的姑"媽"問(wèn)好 |
| 14:34.02, |
Adorable.-no,not Adorable. |
多可愛(ài)-不 一點(diǎn)兒也不可愛(ài) |
| 14:36.33, |
Appalachian. |
絕對(duì)不行 |
| 14:38.63, |
Okay, I'm--I'm sorry, Cam. |
對(duì)不起 小卡 |
| 14:43.47, |
Jay says that I'm smothering Manny... |
杰說(shuō)我太黏著曼尼了 |
| 14:46.07, |
But I'm just enjoying him. |
但我只是太喜歡他了 |
| 14:48.24, |
I mean, they're only gonna be boys for a short time. |
我是說(shuō) 他們還能孩子多久呢 |
| 14:51.14, |
Best time ever in this house! |
這房子里最棒的經(jīng)歷 |
| 14:54.21, |
I'm uncomfortable with this, Phil. |
菲爾 我不太喜歡這樣 |
| 14:55.41, |
The manual specifically says "No towing." |
使用手冊(cè)上特意指出"禁止推拉" |
| 14:57.65, |
There are two types of people in this world-- |
這個(gè)世界上有兩種人 |
| 14:59.47, |
people who follow the manual, |
一種喜歡遵循使用手冊(cè) |
| 15:01.09, |
and people who stick it to the manual. |
另一種則喜歡親自動(dòng)手操作 |
| 15:02.89, |
You... are hurt. |
你 被"傷"了 |
| 15:06.27, |
Manny, what happened? |
曼尼 發(fā)生什么了 |
| 15:07.61, |
Football injury. |
橄欖球傷 |
| 15:08.61, |
My mom will yell you all about it. |
我媽會(huì)嚷嚷著告訴你的 |
| 15:10.90, |
Hola, Lily! |
你好 莉莉 |
| 15:12.85, |
Does my little princess want a cookie? |
我親愛(ài)的小公主想吃小餅干嗎 |
| 15:16.06, |
Oh, well, you know, maybe just one. |
就一小塊吧 |
| 15:17.22, |
She's already had her sugar limit for today. |
她今天糖分?jǐn)z入已經(jīng)達(dá)到上限了 |
| 15:18.99, |
How can you tell? |
你怎么知道 |
| 15:21.41, |
Okay, Lily. |
好吧 莉莉 |
| 15:24.85, |
Hey, you two. |
嘿 小兩口 |
| 15:27.33, |
So where-- oh, where are the kids? |
孩子們都到哪兒去了 |
| 15:28.80, |
Oh, Haley's driving them over separately. |
海莉一會(huì)兒載他們來(lái) |
| 15:30.64, |
Oh! Big girl now. |
大姑娘了喲 |
| 15:33.24, |
- That's great. - Yeah |
挺好的-是 |
| 15:34.38, |
So that was... so fun last night. |
昨晚真開(kāi)心 |
| 15:36.66, |
- So fun. - Yeah, we had a great night. |
相當(dāng)開(kāi)心-是的 昨晚很愉快 |
| 15:39.88, |
Yes. |
是的 |
| 15:41.61, |
We should-- |
我們要 |
| 15:42.83, |
Jinx! |
別說(shuō) |
| 15:44.53, |
Yeah, we're going this way, so... |
我們要走這邊 |
| 15:45.96, |
We'll see you in a bit. |
等會(huì)兒見(jiàn) |
| 15:50.65, |
I cannot tell them. |
我沒(méi)法開(kāi)口 |
| 15:51.99, |
I cannot break their hearts. |
我不能傷他們的心 |
| 15:54.17, |
So you're gonna have Cam's baby just to keep things from being weird? |
就因?yàn)榕聦擂?你要和小卡生孩子嗎 |
| 15:57.33, |
Um, what? |
怎么回事 |
| 15:58.38, |
You and Uncle Cam are having a baby? |
你和小卡舅夫要生個(gè)孩子嗎 |
| 16:00.19, |
Kids, shh. |
孩子們 小聲點(diǎn) |
| 16:01.43, |
There was a discussion about the possibility |
我們是討論過(guò)關(guān)于 |
| 16:03.24, |
of your mom donating an egg |
讓你媽媽捐贈(zèng)卵子 |
| 16:04.51, |
so that the guys could have a baby. |
讓他們能有自己的孩子這件事 |
| 16:06.26, |
But we decided it was not a good idea. |
但是我們覺(jué)得這不是一個(gè)好主意 |
| 16:08.20, |
Why? Because Lily's such a mess? |
為什么 因?yàn)槔蚶蚴莻€(gè)小怪胎嗎 |
| 16:10.01, |
For a lot of reasons. |
有很多原因 |
| 16:11.81, |
- They have-- - But we can agree that she's a disastrous human being? |
他們有-但我們都同意她是個(gè)小禍害吧 |
| 16:15.28, |
I think it's a great idea. |
我覺(jué)得這主意不錯(cuò) |
| 16:17.06, |
Yeah. It's a really beautiful offer, mom. I'm impressed. |
對(duì) 是個(gè)貼心的禮物 媽媽 很有創(chuàng)意 |
| 16:20.56, |
Oh, my god. Cam, they told the kids already, |
天吶 小卡 他們已經(jīng)告訴孩子們了 |
| 16:24.07, |
And they seem to be totally into it. |
他們看上去很期待 |
| 16:26.21, |
All right, is it just me? |
好吧 難道只有我嗎 |
| 16:27.34, |
Am I the only one that thinks this is weird? |
只有我一個(gè)人覺(jué)得怪怪的嗎 |
| 16:28.79, |
Maybe it's not weird. |
或許一點(diǎn)都不怪 |
| 16:30.04, |
Maybe we're pioneers. |
說(shuō)不定我們是勇敢的先鋒呢 |
| 16:31.97, |
No, we're hardly pioneers. |
不 我們才不是勇敢的先鋒 |
| 16:33.15, |
You have three different hair dryers for different types of weather. |
你有三個(gè)不同的吹風(fēng)機(jī) 以備不同的天氣下使用 |
| 16:35.28, |
Maybe it's just gonna take some time to get used to the idea. |
也許你需要一些時(shí)間來(lái)接受那個(gè)想法 |
| 16:37.66, |
- What idea? - Oh. No. |
什么想法-沒(méi)什么 |
| 16:39.32, |
Um, well, Jay... |
杰 |
| 16:40.90, |
- Cam. - Claire has-- |
小卡-克萊爾已經(jīng) |
| 16:42.17, |
No. I-I-I just don't think |
不 我 我覺(jué)得 |
| 16:43.86, |
my dad's really ready for this conversation. So... |
我爸還沒(méi)準(zhǔn)備好接受那個(gè)設(shè)想 所以 |
| 16:45.79, |
Oh, stop acting like I'm some stodgy old coot. I've grown. |
別總覺(jué)得我是個(gè)老頑固 我已經(jīng)進(jìn)步了 |
| 16:48.86, |
Okay. |
好吧 |
| 16:49.95, |
Um, Jay, Claire has, um, offered to give us one of her eggs |
杰 克萊爾同意捐贈(zèng)她的卵子給我們 |
| 16:54.22, |
so we can have a baby |
這樣我們將會(huì)有個(gè) |
| 16:55.79, |
that's half Pritchett, half Tucker. |
一半普里契特一半塔克血統(tǒng)的孩子 |
| 16:57.79, |
That's unnatural. I'm against it. |
那簡(jiǎn)直是違背自然規(guī)律 我反對(duì) |
| 17:00.34, |
Oh, surprise, surprise. Jay is against something. |
大事件 大事件 杰提出反對(duì)意見(jiàn)了 |
| 17:04.23, |
Cam and Claire wanna have a baby together. |
小卡和克萊爾想生個(gè)孩子 |
| 17:07.72, |
You're not gonna do that. |
你們不能那樣做 |
| 17:09.03, |
It's not your decision, dad. |
那不該由你來(lái)做決定 爸爸 |
| 17:10.63, |
You're not thinking straight. |
你根本就是欠考慮 |
| 17:11.58, |
And you're not in charge. Okay, Claire and I are adults. |
根本不該由你說(shuō)了算 克萊爾和我是成年人 |
| 17:13.94, |
If--if we want this to happen, it--it's gonna happen. |
如果我們都同意這么做 這事就算定了 |
| 17:16.99, |
So much for second thoughts. |
看來(lái)想反悔也遲了 |
| 17:18.51, |
Young lady, I need to have a talk with you. |
小姑娘 我要和你談?wù)?/span> |
| 17:20.66, |
- I don't... - No. |
算了吧-不行 |
| 17:23.25, |
You don't get to tell everyone how to live their lives, |
你沒(méi)權(quán)利對(duì)別人的生活指手畫(huà)腳 |
| 17:26.17, |
that boys cannot spend time with their mommies |
什么小男生不能和媽咪一起玩 |
| 17:29.10, |
or that brothers and sisters can't make babies. |
姐姐和弟夫不能生孩子 |
| 17:31.96, |
- So you're all for this? - No. |
你同意他們瞎胡鬧嗎-不 |
| 17:34.01, |
It's a freak show, but it's their freak show. |
那有違天理倫常 可那是他們的事 |
| 17:37.83, |
So this is happening again? |
往事又重演了嗎 |
| 17:39.19, |
Well, I'm not gonna not do it |
我才不會(huì)因?yàn)槲野钟X(jué)得 |
| 17:40.55, |
cause my dad thinks I shouldn't. |
不該做 我就不去做 |
| 17:42.18, |
You know, I'm not following. |
我不太明白 |
| 17:43.72, |
We're not doing it 'cause I don't want to do it. |
就算真不做 那也得是我不想做 |
| 17:45.48, |
What we're not doing |
我們不去做 |
| 17:46.02, |
is not doing it 'cause he doesn't want us to do it. |
不能因?yàn)樗蛔屛覀冏?我們才不做 |
| 17:48.45, |
Just say baby or no baby. |
要不要孩子一句話吧 |
| 17:50.09, |
Isn't it enough this family spends a lot of time together? |
是不是嫌我們這家人還不夠親密 |
| 17:53.03, |
Now we have to inbreed. |
現(xiàn)在還得搞個(gè)近親繁殖 |
| 17:54.52, |
Okay, dad, it's not technically inbreeding. It's, um... |
爸 這并不是近親繁殖 而是... |
| 17:57.39, |
For the record, I think what my mom is doing is very brave. |
我得說(shuō)句 我覺(jué)得我媽這樣做太勇敢了 |
| 18:01.16, |
I like it. |
我喜歡這想法 |
| 18:02.01, |
I've always kind of wanted a half-brother, half-cousin. |
我一直想要個(gè)半弟弟半表弟什么的 |
| 18:04.27, |
Really? "Always"? |
真的嗎 一直想要 |
| 18:05.75, |
Well, I mean, if you think about it... |
如果你好好想想 |
| 18:19.51, |
When was the last time we talked under a table? |
我們上次桌下會(huì)晤是什么時(shí)候 |
| 18:21.63, |
Dad and Gloria's wedding reception. |
老爸和歌洛莉亞的婚宴上 |
| 18:23.01, |
Oh, yeah. |
對(duì)哦 |
| 18:26.73, |
I love you. You know that... |
我愛(ài)你 你知道的 |
| 18:28.59, |
but I can't do this. |
但我做不到 |
| 18:29.70, |
No, no, neither can I! |
我也一樣做不到 |
| 18:31.09, |
Really?-Yeah. |
是嗎-沒(méi)錯(cuò) |
| 18:32.08, |
Are you serious? You can't--oh, god. |
說(shuō)真的嗎 你也不愿...天啊 |
| 18:34.42, |
I'm so relieved. I'm sorry. |
真是松了口氣 抱歉 |
| 18:35.65, |
I-I-I... |
我... |
| 18:37.07, |
I am so sorry I led us down this road. |
真抱歉我把大家卷進(jìn)一團(tuán)亂麻里 |
| 18:39.52, |
No, no. No, Claire, don't be. Don't be. |
克萊爾 不用抱歉 |
| 18:40.89, |
It was--it was generous and thoughtful, just like you. |
其實(shí)這想法既無(wú)私又周到 典型的你 |
| 18:44.09, |
How could I not want those qualities in my child? |
我真心希望自己的孩子有這些優(yōu)點(diǎn) |
| 18:48.29, |
Oh, come here. |
抱抱 |
| 18:49.81, |
So this is really happening? |
真的是要近親繁殖了嗎 |
| 18:51.27, |
Ah. What if it is, dad? |
如果是又怎樣 爸 |
| 18:52.50, |
Yeah. What if we love each other, |
就是 我們這是姐弟情深 |
| 18:53.72, |
and this is a beautiful thing? |
很感人的好吧 |
| 18:54.52, |
- Okay, it's our decision. It's not yours. - Yeah. |
-這是我們的決定 不關(guān)你事 -就是 |
| 18:56.64, |
So baby? No baby? |
要不要孩子一句話 |
| 18:59.91, |
No. |
不要 |
| 19:05.67, |
You okay? |
你沒(méi)事吧 |
| 19:06.21, |
Oh, yeah. I'm fine. |
我很好 |
| 19:07.38, |
Mm, I know it's been hard on you. |
我知道你心里不舒服 |
| 19:09.86, |
Hey, what if we went out for a nice dinner tonight? |
不如我倆今晚出去吃頓大餐吧 |
| 19:11.49, |
Oh, that'd be fun. Should I call the sitter? |
挺好 那我打電話叫臨時(shí)保姆 |
| 19:12.89, |
Yeah. Oh, you know what I was thinking today? |
知道我今天心里的人選嗎 |
| 19:14.33, |
What about Luke? |
盧克怎么樣 |
| 19:15.50, |
Oh, he's so good with her, |
他倆可要好了 |
| 19:16.70, |
the way he looks at her... |
瞧見(jiàn)他望她的眼神沒(méi) |
| 19:18.88, |
My god, Cam. |
天吶 小卡 |
| 19:20.18, |
Oh, look, she's organizing her things. |
瞧 她在整理自己的東西 |
| 19:22.45, |
Look at how she's dressed. |
看她穿的衣服 |
| 19:26.19, |
We didn't make her, but she sure is us. |
雖然不是親生 但卻超像咱們 |
| 19:29.04, |
Hey, Lily, honey, it might make more sense with the shoes... |
莉莉?qū)氊?如果你把鞋子放在... |
| 19:31.64, |
Mitchell. |
米奇爾 |
| 19:34.81, |
I like what she did with the dolls-- |
她這樣擺弄娃娃真有愛(ài) |
| 19:36.20, |
Play as you will. Play as you will. |
想怎么玩兒怎么玩兒 |
| 19:41.92, |
The big one, remember? |
大枚的 記得嗎 |
| 19:43.37, |
One of the first ones we found. |
最早發(fā)現(xiàn)的之一 |
| 19:44.87, |
It was at the bottom of the gutter in the street. |
在街邊的水溝里 |
| 19:46.57, |
Ay, yes. |
是啊 |
| 19:47.27, |
We put the gum at the bottom of your walking stick. |
我們把香口膠黏在你的拐杖上撿到的 |
| 19:50.75, |
Ay, look at this one-- the green one, |
看這個(gè) 綠色的 |
| 19:52.72, |
The one we found at the floor of my taxi. |
在我的計(jì)程車(chē)?yán)飺斓降?/span> |
| 19:55.36, |
- Your taxi? - Yes. |
你的計(jì)程車(chē)-正是 |
| 19:57.28, |
Before I had somebody running my life for me, |
在我的生活富足之前 |
| 19:59.41, |
I used to drive a taxi at night. |
我是個(gè)夜間計(jì)程車(chē)司機(jī) |
| 20:01.67, |
Manny would sleep in the seat next to me. |
曼尼就睡在我旁邊的座位上 |
| 20:04.20, |
One time, I had to hit the brakes so hard |
有一次 我猛踩剎車(chē) |
| 20:06.17, |
that he fell into the floor and he found the penny. |
他一頭栽了下來(lái) 發(fā)現(xiàn)了這枚硬幣 |
| 20:08.97, |
Pretty lucky, huh? |
很幸運(yùn)吧 |
| 20:11.14, |
Eight years. I can't believe we're finally done. |
八年了 真不敢相信終于集齊了 |
| 20:15.55, |
Me, either. |
我也不敢相信 |
| 20:16.96, |
Come. Let's go get your lottery ticket. |
走吧 我們?nèi)ベI(mǎi)彩票 |
| 20:26.54, |
Gloria. |
歌洛莉亞 |
| 20:27.74, |
I think you made a mistake here. |
我想你犯了個(gè)錯(cuò)誤 |
| 20:28.99, |
What did I do now? |
我做錯(cuò)什么了 |
| 20:30.61, |
I counted these, and you've only got 96 pennies. |
我數(shù)過(guò)了 只有96枚硬幣 |
| 20:33.41, |
Are you sure? |
你確定嗎 |
| 20:35.08, |
Afraid so. |
恐怕是的 |
| 20:37.05, |
I guess you're gonna have to keep lookin'. |
看來(lái)你得繼續(xù)收集了 |
| 20:39.57, |
Dang it! I counted those. |
見(jiàn)鬼 我數(shù)過(guò)了 |
| 20:41.62, |
See for yourself. |
你自己數(shù)數(shù)吧 |
| 20:51.76, |
And now we upload your picture. |
現(xiàn)在上傳你的照片 |
| 20:53.96, |
This is fun. This is fun. |
有意思 有意思 |
| 20:56.00, |
And in just a few short moments, |
稍微等一下 |
| 20:57.29, |
thanks to the magic of technology... |
拜神奇高科技所賜 |
| 20:59.14, |
We'll know what our baby actually looks-- |
我們就會(huì)知道咱倆的孩子長(zhǎng)啥樣 |
| 21:00.34, |
- Oh! No! - What happened? What is that? |
不要-怎么回事 這什么東西 |
| 21:02.51, |
Did you put one of us in upside-down? |
你是把誰(shuí)的照片傳反了嗎 |
| 21:04.08, |
No! That's actually-- |
沒(méi)有 這真是... |
| 21:05.28, |
Okay, I-I don't want to see this anymore. |
別讓我再看到這個(gè) |
| 21:06.74, |
Ohh. Turn it off. |
快關(guān)掉 |
| 21:07.75, |
Oh, it's not turning off. |
關(guān)不掉 |
| 21:08.87, |
Well, throw something over it! That--oh, god! |
快拿東西遮住 我的媽呀 |
| 21:10.66, |
Yeah, well, we played god, and look what we brought forth. |
我們扮演上帝的角色私自造人 瞧瞧可怕的后果吧 |
| 21:12.96, |
Daddies, what are you looking at? |
爸爸 你們?cè)诳词裁?/span> |
| 21:18.53, |
Maybe it wasn't that bad. |
可能沒(méi)那么糟 |
| 21:19.76, |
No, no, it's possible that we overreacted. |
可能是我們反應(yīng)過(guò)激了 |
| 21:21.30, |
Yeah. Maybe our expectations were just a little bit too high. |
對(duì) 可能是我們期望過(guò)高 |
| 21:23.87, |
That little guy had some cute features. Huh? |
那小家伙其實(shí)還有幾分可愛(ài) |
| 21:25.57, |
Of course he did. It's us. It can't be that bad. |
當(dāng)然了 我倆的結(jié)合 不可能太糟 |
| 21:28.46, |
Let's just take-- |
再瞄一眼 |
