聽美劇學(xué)英語-摩登家庭第二季 第18集：古怪的鄰居

為什么

He's really nice and funny.

他人真的很好很有趣

Listen to this joke.

聽聽這個(gè)笑話

Okay, two krauts walk into a bar.

好的 兩個(gè)德國(guó)鬼子走進(jìn)一家酒吧

Phil, this is not good.

菲爾 這可不妙

Honey, don't jump to conclusions.

親愛的 別那么武斷

Let him finish the joke.

讓他講完這個(gè)笑話

And one of them has a limp.

有一個(gè)是個(gè)跛子

You may not go back to that man's house.

你不能再去那個(gè)人的家里

- Why not? - Because...he's weird.

為什么-因?yàn)?他是個(gè)怪人

- And not very nice. - Yeah.

而且他不是個(gè)好人-對(duì)

That's what you said about my friend Oliver.

你們也是這么說我的朋友奧利弗的

Oliver.

奧利弗

Oliver who almost burned down our garage?

是那個(gè)差點(diǎn)把我們車庫(kù)燒沒的人嗎

He likes to melt stuff.

他喜歡熔化東西

Like you're so perfect.

說得好像你自己很完美似的

Luke, I'm sorry, but your mother and I

盧克 對(duì)不起 但是你媽媽和我

just aren't comfortable with this.

對(duì)此不是很安心

That's so unfair.

這不公平

You don't even know him

你們甚至都不了解他

cause you're two afraid to talk to him.

因?yàn)槟銈兒ε赂f話

Buddy, we're just looking out for you.

兄弟 我們只是關(guān)心你

You never like any of my friends.

你們從來都不喜歡我的朋友

We're doing the right thing.

我們這么做是對(duì)的

Absolutely.

絕對(duì)沒錯(cuò)

Aren't we?

是嗎

I don't know. I mean, he makes a point.

我不知道 我是說 他說的有道理

We don't know the man,

我們不了解那個(gè)男人

and little kids can be friends with old people, right?

小孩能和老人成為朋友 對(duì)吧

Of course they can. There's tons of examples.

當(dāng)然可以 這有很多例子

Up, Um, "Gran torino," "True grit."

《飛屋環(huán)游記》 《老爺車》 《大地驚雷》

Cartoon, kills himself, she loses an arm.

卡通 自殺 她失去了一條手臂[對(duì)應(yīng)菲爾講的三部電影情節(jié)]

We've got to go talk to that guy.

我們得跟那個(gè)人談?wù)?/p>

Now?-Yeah.

現(xiàn)在-是的

It's so dark.

現(xiàn)在很黑了

Okay, so, the numbers are by the phone.

好的 號(hào)碼就在電話旁邊

There's food in the fridge.

冰箱里有吃的

I just changed her diaper, so all you need to do

我剛給她換了尿布 你要做的就是

is put her down in about a half-hour

半小時(shí)后把她放下來

And not let a serial killer in the front door.

而且決不允許連環(huán)殺手靠近門前一步

Well, what if he's cute?

如果他很帥怎么辦

Then save him for us.

那就把他留給我們

Nobody in, nobody out.

不準(zhǔn)人進(jìn) 不準(zhǔn)人出

Oh, we're gonna be totally fine.

我們會(huì)沒事的

You just go get your gay on.

你們?nèi)ラ_始你們的同志活動(dòng)吧

Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong.

我們已經(jīng)像大金剛那樣充滿活力了

Well, clearly it's not on yet, but it will be.

很明顯還沒開始 但是馬上就要開始了

Thanks. So, okay, come on. Let's go.

謝謝 好的 快點(diǎn) 我們走

I'm telling you, kid,

我告訴你 孩子

This is a concert you're never gonna forget.

這將是一場(chǎng)你永世難忘的音樂會(huì)

Greatest music in the world.

世界上最棒的音樂

Wait a minute. What's this?

等等 這是什么

What do you mean?

怎么了

What are we seeing?

我們要去看什么

The symphony "The four seasons."

交響樂《四季》

Frankie Valli是美國(guó)6,70年代的白人R&B Soul流行合唱團(tuán)Four Season的大梁

I thought we were seeing Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

我以為是法蘭基·維里和他的四季合唱團(tuán)

No. No, it's Vivaldi.

不是的 這是維瓦爾第的《四季》

Oh, crap. You mean nothing but instruments?

除了樂器什么都沒有了 這不是坑爹嗎

- I'm out of here. - No, you're not out. You're in.

我可不要進(jìn)去-不行 你必須進(jìn)去

I hate this kind of music.

我討厭這類音樂

Jay, you always do that.

杰 你總是這樣

Every time we try something new,

每次我們想要嘗試新花樣

Your first reaction is always no.

你第一反應(yīng)總是反對(duì)

It's 'cause I'm old enough

因?yàn)槲乙呀?jīng)久經(jīng)世事

to know what I like and what I don't like.

知道自己喜歡的是什么

What about the crab cakes?

那關(guān)于蟹肉餅的心路歷程呢

That was a fluke.

那只是一個(gè)意外

And I can't slather that boring music in tartar sauce.

我總不能在那無聊的音樂涂上調(diào)味醬

So I have to try new things,

這么說來 我就要嘗試新花樣

Like scrambled eggs, but you don't have to?

就像炒雞蛋 可你卻不用

You see what you're doing?

看看你都做了什么

You're tearing this family apart.

你正在讓這個(gè)家庭支離破碎

Let's take it down a notch. You two go in.

別說這個(gè)了 你們進(jìn)去

Have a great time. I'll see you later.

玩的開心點(diǎn) 我們待會(huì)見

What are you going to do?

那你準(zhǔn)備去干嘛

I'm gonna walk like a man, fast as I can,

行如男子漢 快如閃電

這句為Frankie Valli和四季合唱團(tuán)的經(jīng)典曲目

《Walk Like A Man》中的歌詞

To that bar over there.

直奔對(duì)面那家酒吧

And if you knew Frankie Valli,

如果你們是法蘭基·維里的粉絲

You'd be cracking up right now.

聽到剛那句話你們老早心潮澎湃了

It's okay.

別管他

I'm telling you, John Schneider was the one!

我和你們說 約翰·施耐得就是那么獨(dú)一無二

John schneider, from "The dukes of hazzard"?

那個(gè)《赫扎德的杜克斯》里面的約翰·施耐得

That was your first crush?

那就是你首次來電

Bo Duke為約翰·施耐得在劇中的角色

Oh, my god, yes. Bo Duke -- delicious.

現(xiàn)在一想波·杜克就口水直流

He was a redneck who drove a car called the general lee

他飾演一個(gè)鄉(xiāng)巴佬駕駛的一輛被稱為李將軍的車

With a giant confederate flag on it.

上面還印著一面美國(guó)南方聯(lián)邦旗

That wasn't a turn-off for you?

看著難道不會(huì)讓你性趣驟降

Look, I know it was all kinds of wrong,

聽著 我知道這聽起來很蠢

But the heart wants what the heart wants.

可是哥就是好這口

Richard Gere. Oh, my god.

理查·基爾 想想就性?shī)^

此句為理查·基爾成名之作《軍官與紳士》中的臺(tái)詞

I'll be the officer. Don't be a gentleman.

我可是個(gè)軍官 可不懂紳士之禮

Montgomery Clift.

蒙哥馬利·克利夫特

美國(guó)著名演員 生于1920年 于1966年死于冠狀動(dòng)脈閉塞

一生只拍過17部電影 四獲奧斯卡題名 卻沒拿過一個(gè)小金人

Who?

那是誰

Don't do that, Crispin. You're not that young.

別裝了 克里斯賓 你又沒這么嫩

Anyway, my crush was gay. At least I had a shot.

不管怎么說 我的初電是個(gè)同志 至少我嘗試過

You had a shot with Montgomery Clift? How old are you?

你和蒙哥馬利·克利夫特來過 你究竟多大了

I will cut you like it was nothing, farm boy.

我要把你開膛破肚 就像你從沒在世上存在過

Oh, see, I miss this.

聽聽 我真懷念這種感覺

Wait. What about you, Mitchell?

你呢 米奇爾

Um, okay, well, I-I didn't know it was a crush

好吧 我但是并不知道這是否算來電

Because I was only 8 at the time.

因?yàn)槟鞘俏也?歲

I knew when I was 8.

我8歲時(shí)什么都懂了

Everyone knew when you were 8.

你八歲時(shí) 是個(gè)人都懂了

Longinus, get up. We're switching seats.

朗吉奴斯 起來 我要和你換位置

Okay, okay, back to me, back to me, back to me.

好了 我來繼續(xù)說

So, I had just seen "St. Elmo's fire," And --

我當(dāng)時(shí)剛看好《七個(gè)畢業(yè)生》

Oh, Mitchell, look, it's your father.

米奇爾 快看 那是你父親

Ooh. That's your father? He's cute.

那是你父親 秀色可餐嘛

Okay, can you please turn it off for one second?

你能別這么性趣昂然嗎

Ooh, he's all alone. Invite him over.

看他只身前來 何不請(qǐng)來合坐

Yeah, that's not something we're gonna do.

可不能這么做

Relax, your dad knows you're gay.

別緊張 你早就出柜了

He doesn't know I'm this gay.

可他不知道我能做到這地步

Excuse us?

這讓我們情何以堪

Oh, Mr. Pritchett!

普里契特先生

Jay! Jay! Yoo-hoo!

杰 杰 這里這里

Oh, he looks like that dentist you hooked up with in laguna.

他真像你在湖邊搞上的那個(gè)牙醫(yī)

Oh, yeah, yeah. That was in my daddy phase.

對(duì) 我可是有戀父情結(jié)的

Yes, please, keep this up. This is fun for me.

繼續(xù)吧 繼續(xù)開我玩笑吧

- Fellas, how you doing? - Hey, dad.

-小伙子們 你們好 -你好啊 老爸

- Hi, jay. - Hello, daddy.

-你好 杰 -你好啊 親爹

What are you doing here?

你在這干嘛

I'm just getting a drink while Gloria and Manny see a show.

我乘歌洛莉亞和曼尼看演出的時(shí)候 來這里喝一杯

- Well, please join us. - No, I don't want to intrude.

和我們一起吧-算了 我不想打擾你們雅興

- He doesn't want to intrude. - You are not intruding.

他不想打擾我們的雅興-你哪有打擾我們

I'm just gonna watch the game at the bar.

我只是想在酒吧里看場(chǎng)比賽

He just wants to watch the game at the bar, so...

他只是想在酒吧里看場(chǎng)比賽

Oh, sit down. We're up by 25 with a minute to go.

坐下吧 我們最多還有25分鐘就走了

Well, maybe just for a minute.

好吧 那我就坐一會(huì)吧

Okay.

好吧

So, what does a guy got to do to get a drink around here?

一般男人圍在一起喝酒都做些什么

Nobody say anything.

就這么干坐著

Justin, more booze.

賈斯汀 再來點(diǎn)酒

Oh, Mitchell was just about to tell us

米奇爾剛剛想告訴我們

Who his first boy crush was.

第一個(gè)和他來電的男人是誰

- No, no, I wasn't. - Let me bring you up to speed.

我可沒有要說-讓我來幫你了解下前情

Crispin's was Joey Mcintyre,

克里斯賓的那位是喬伊·麥金太爾

whoever that is.

不知道為何人

Longinus said John Schneider.

朗吉奴斯說他的那位是約翰·施耐得

Your name is Longinus?

你叫朗吉奴斯

我知道 但我從來沒機(jī)會(huì)被感化

I know. I never stood a chance.

當(dāng)耶穌被釘在十字架上 一名叫朗吉奴斯的戰(zhàn)士用槍刺傷了他的側(cè)腹 后來被耶穌的血感化成為圣徒

Cam's was Richard Gere,

小卡迷戀于理查·基爾

and I was Monty Clift.

而我則鐘情于蒙哥馬利·克利夫特

Well, at least yours was gay.

至少你那位本來就是個(gè)同志

I mean, you might've had a shot.

我是說 你可能有機(jī)會(huì)發(fā)展一下

Thank you.

謝謝

Crispin, up. I'm sitting next to this one.