聽(tīng)美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)-摩登家庭第二季 第2集：親吻

How could we don't have the same number of containers and lids?

怎么盒子和蓋子的數(shù)量不對(duì)應(yīng)呢

Why would they ever get separated?

它們?cè)趺磿?huì)分開(kāi)呢

Built-up resentment, money issues,

可能感情不和 也可能經(jīng)濟(jì)問(wèn)題

met a younger lid.

還可能跟年輕的蓋子跑了

Mom, where's my science homework?

媽媽 我的科學(xué)作業(yè)哪去了

Uh, it's over there on the table.

就在那邊的桌子上

So, Alex, honey, what's going on?

艾麗克斯 寶貝 最近怎么樣

Anything exciting?

有啥新鮮事嗎

No.

沒(méi)有

- Any boys? - No.

有喜歡的男孩嗎-沒(méi)有

I'm feeling a little bit disconnected

我覺(jué)得我和艾麗克斯之間

from Alex right now.

有代溝了

Last week, I picked up her cellphone,

就在上周

thinking it was mine.

我錯(cuò)拿了她的手機(jī)

And I accidentally read a few flirty text messages

無(wú)意中看到幾條曖昧短信

that were probably from a boy in her class,

如果是她班上的某個(gè)男生干的

which is fine.

那也就罷了

Or they're from a drifter.

就怕是哪個(gè)混混發(fā)的

Come on, isn't there something

來(lái)嘛 你就真沒(méi)啥

you want to share with your mommers?

要告訴你"馬馬"的嗎

Yeah. Don't call yourself "Mommers."

有 別自稱"馬馬"

He blew his lid when she tried to contain him.

盒子想上蓋子 蓋子爆發(fā)了

Okay. What do you think?

你覺(jué)得這件怎么樣

-I like it. -But you don't love it.

我喜歡-但不是特別喜歡

No, I do. I love it.

誰(shuí)說(shuō)的 我愛(ài)死它了

- As much as you loved the other one? - Ooh.

和剛才那件比-天

Okay. Mm.

好吧

The house is on fire. I only have time to grab one shirt.

房子著火了 我只來(lái)得及拿一件襯衫

Which one do I take?

我選誰(shuí)

The correct answer is take Lily.

帶上莉莉才是正解

After that.

那之后呢

Uh, okay, the blue one.

好吧 拿藍(lán)色的那件

Because the gray one washes me out.

因?yàn)槲掖┗疑娘@胖

No, no. Cam, you -- you can't go wrong here.

不不不 別誤會(huì) 小卡

Everything you've tried on looks great.

你不管穿什么都美翻了

I love you in both of them.

兩件都好搭你

Oh, you're so nice to me.

還是你疼我

Mitchell has a problem with public displays of affection.

米奇爾不喜歡在公眾場(chǎng)合親熱

Um, I remember once at a new year's eve party,

我記得有一年的新年派對(duì)上

stroke of midnight, he high-fived me.

零點(diǎn)鐘聲一響 他和我擊掌慶祝

Two problems with that --

兩個(gè)問(wèn)題

One, gays don't high-five.

首先 同志不擊掌

Two, gays don't high-five.

其次 同志不擊掌

I'm home!

我回來(lái)啦

Mmm, what smells so good?

燒什么呢這么香

I'm making chunchullo, a traditional Colombian dish,

我在做圈圈肉 哥倫比亞名菜呢

for dinner with the family tonight.

為了今晚的家庭聚餐準(zhǔn)備的

Chunchullo.

圈圈肉

What is that -- like, uh, tacos?

那是啥 跟玉米卷差不多嗎

Yes, like tacos.

對(duì) 就跟玉米卷似的

No, it isn't.

才不是呢

- It's the small intestine of a pig. - Oh, Geez.

這是豬腸做的-我的老天爺

Why can't we eat regular food like normal people?

我們就不能像其他人一樣吃正常點(diǎn)兒?jiǎn)?/p>

I told you, Jay.

我跟你說(shuō)過(guò)滴 杰

My grandmother, who rests in peace,

我那遠(yuǎn)在天國(guó)的奶奶

has been coming to me in my dreams,

曾經(jīng)托夢(mèng)給我

telling me that I'm losing touch with my roots.

告誡我不要忘本

See, this is awkward,

你看 這下尷尬了

because my dead uncle joe told me to have steak tonight.

因?yàn)槲宜懒说氖迨甯嬖V我今晚該吃牛排

No, no, no, Jay. Have some respect.

不不不 杰 放尊重點(diǎn)

My grandmother can hear you.

我奶奶能聽(tīng)見(jiàn)你滴

What do you mean, she can hear us?

什么意思 她能聽(tīng)到我們嗎

Well, in our culture,

是這樣滴 在我們的文化里

we believe that the dead are all around us.

我們相信死者的靈魂就在我們身邊

She's right, Manny.

她說(shuō)的對(duì) 曼尼

She could be right here,

可能現(xiàn)在她就在你背后

her bony fingers reaching out from the grave.

從墳?zāi)估锷斐鏊鞘莨轻揍镜氖种?/p>

Yeah, keep it up, Jay.

厲害哦 杰 繼續(xù)忽悠呀

There's already one dead person in this room.

這房子里已經(jīng)有一個(gè)死人了

You want to make it two?

你也想死是哇

I'm sorry. I've got a printer to install.

我錯(cuò)了 我去裝打印機(jī)

Oh, Gloria, have your grandmother

歌洛莉亞 麻煩讓你奶奶

run me up an iced tea in about 10 minutes.

十分鐘后給我拿杯冰紅茶來(lái)

Yeah, she has a better chance of making that work than you!

是啊 她要活著滴話干得比你好

Why don't you save us the stomping and the swearing and call Phil?

你打電話給菲爾啊 省得一會(huì)你搞砸了又叫又罵

He's good at that stuff.

他這方面比較牛

Better than me?

能有我牛

Phil's not better than me at anything,

菲爾任何方面都沒(méi)我牛

Except maybe making that stupid sound with his mouth.

他也就只會(huì)怪叫啥的

A what, what

咋 咋樣

You spit on me.

你口水噴我臉上了

Haley, honey, um, I need you to do something for me.

寶貝海莉 來(lái)幫我個(gè)忙

Ugh. Mom, my arm hurts.

啊 媽 我手痛

Why don't you find out what it is

你都不知道我找你啥事

before you start making up excuses to get out of it?

著急編瞎話干嘛

Okay, what is it?

好吧 說(shuō)吧

I need you to talk to your sister.

我要你去和你妹妹談?wù)?/p>

I think that there's something going on with her and a boy.

我覺(jué)得她和某個(gè)男孩子有曖昧

So?

然后

So, I am your mother, and it is my job to make sure

然后 我是你們的媽媽

that you girls don't get involved with a predator.

確保你們不被壞蛋給剝皮吃了

Okay, mom, stop watching "Dateline."

得了吧 媽媽 別再看新聞聯(lián)播了

And why can't you just talk to her?

你自己怎么不去和她談

I have tried to talk to her.

我試過(guò)了

I -- she won't talk to me. You know that.

她不會(huì)跟我開(kāi)口的 你懂的

That's because you get so weird every time a boy comes near us.

因?yàn)橐挥心泻⒔咏覀兡憔妥兊蒙窠?jīng)質(zhì)

I-I just don't want you girls to --

我只是不想你們這些女孩子

- To make the same mistakes that you did? - No!

重蹈你的覆轍嗎-不是

No.

當(dāng)然不是

Mom, I'm not an idiot.

老媽 我又不傻

I pick up on things.

我看得出來(lái)

And I don't think that you were the good girl

你可不是你口中描述的

you pretend you were.

那種好女孩

Wow. That is so untrue.

天哪 你大錯(cuò)特錯(cuò)了

I was a very good girl. Mm.

你不知道我以前有多乖

Your kids don't need to know

孩子不需要知道

They need to know who you wish you were,

他們只需了解你想要的完美形象

and they need to try to live up to that person.

還必須以你為榜樣

They're gonna fall short,

他們可能達(dá)不到這個(gè)標(biāo)準(zhǔn)

but better they fall short of the fake you

但參照人物是虛構(gòu)的完美的你

than the real you.

肯定比真實(shí)的你強(qiáng)

Which is why we don't hide anything.

所以我們從不隱瞞

That's the opposite of what I just said.

你說(shuō)的和我的剛好相反

I was not listening.

我溜號(hào)了

I'll say it again -- I love you in paisley.

我還得說(shuō)一遍 我喜歡你穿這件佩斯利

Oh, let me lock the door and draw the curtains.

不如先關(guān)好門(mén) 拉好窗簾

What does that mean?

你什么意思

-It doesn't mean anything. -Good.

什么意思都沒(méi)有-很好

You know exactly what it means.

你當(dāng)然知道我什么意思

You won't kiss me in front of other people

你不在別人面前親我

because you're ashamed of who you are.

是因?yàn)槟悴荒苷曌约?/p>

And, yes...I went there.

沒(méi)錯(cuò) 我就是戳你痛處了

Okay, you can't say, "Yes, I went there,"

你不能拿戳我當(dāng)樂(lè)事

when you go there all the time.

還企圖用過(guò)去式

And, by the way, I'm the one who makes speeches on airplanes

再說(shuō)了 每次飛機(jī)上有人對(duì)咱們另眼相待

every time someone looks at us weird.

可都是我站出來(lái)教育他們

I'm the one who gives my dad hell

我爸爸說(shuō)你是我"朋友"的時(shí)候

when he refers to you as my "Friend."

也是我跟他挑明挖爛了理論

That's different. That's confrontation.

那不一樣 那是正面沖突

But you know what takes real strength?

但你知道什么才最需要勇氣嗎

Whining?

抱怨嗎

Affection.-Oh,this is insane.

是表達(dá)愛(ài)意-受不了了

Buying a shirt -- it's not a kiss-worthy moment.

買(mǎi)襯衫有什么可親的

Oh, I didn't know there was an official list.

我不知道這還有官方規(guī)定

Please, tell us -- what is on the list?

求你 告訴我 什么時(shí)候能親

I'll tell you what's not on the list --

我告訴你什么時(shí)候不親吧

Finding jalapeno-stuffed olives,

吃了夾辣椒的橄欖

making the light on maple,

給楓樹(shù)掛燈泡的時(shí)候

every time we see a V.W.

看到大眾車的時(shí)候也不親

You don't like "Kiss-buggy"?

你不喜歡玩"親親甲殼蟲(chóng)"[看到大眾甲殼蟲(chóng)車就親親]

It's not a real game!

那根本就不是游戲

It -- it's just another way for you to be needy.

那不過(guò)是你黏人的一種方式

I -- and I don't appreciate you making me feel bad

你可別想把我搞得很內(nèi)疚

because I can't live up to your impossible standards.

因?yàn)槲铱蛇_(dá)不到你那離譜的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)

Nobody kisses at a bowling alley!

沒(méi)人在保齡球館接吻

I almost got a turkey!

我差點(diǎn)打出三擊全中

Yello?

儂好

Oh, hey, Jay. Just a sec. I'll go get Claire.

你好 杰 等下 我找克萊爾去

Oh, actually, it's you I'm calling.

其實(shí)我找你

What was that?

什么聲音