聽美劇學英語 - 摩登家庭第一季 第17集 Truth Be Told

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　　Phil邀請前女友Denise來家里做客，Claire 查出Phil曾一腳踩兩船，而Alex則騙Luke他是Denise 所生。Jay誤把Manny的寵物烏龜Shel弄死，Manny為Shel辦了一場追悼會。Mitchell總被老板叫去加班，憤怒之下Mitchell辭職，可是一陣高興后，Mitchell開始陷入失業(yè)恐慌中。

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親愛的  有一部休·格蘭特...

Hey, honey, Hugh Grant has a--

 

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算我一個

I'm in.

 

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好的  艾麗克斯11點有大提琴課

Okay, well, Alex has a cello lesson at 11:00...

 

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中午要參加象棋課

and Junior Congress at noon.

 

5

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她不是還要上一輩子的光棍課嗎

Doesn't she also have no boys at forever?

 

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你還是關(guān)心一下自己的飲食失調(diào)問題吧

Don't you have an eating disorder you need to attend to?

 

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不管怎么說  可以看4點或6:20的場

Yeah, anyway, uh, we could see the 4:00 or the 6:20.

 

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實際上  那兩場我都去不了

Oh, actually, that's no good.

 

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我要和丹妮絲去喝點東西

I'm meeting my friend Denise for a drink.

 

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丹妮絲  我認識嗎

Denise? Do I know Denise?

 

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是啊  就是我前女友

Yeah. You know, my old girlfriend.

 

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老天  想到你和一個女人在一起就惡心

Oh, my God. Gross. I can't even picture you with a woman.

 

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-謝謝  -你還有前女友

- Thank you. - You had a girlfriend before Mom?

 

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而且是兩個

Try two.

 

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我之前一直過得很快活

Trust me. I had plenty of fun in my time.

 

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直到遇見了你媽

And then I met your mom.

 

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謝謝"恭維"

And thank you.

 

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她應(yīng)該是四處奔波

So I guess she travels

 

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為某個化妝品公司做推銷

around selling makeup for a cosmetics company.

 

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會在城里待一周

She's in town for a week.

 

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你是說  她是個挨家挨戶的推銷員

You mean she's like a door-to-door salesman?

 

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換成是你  就是個呆家呆戶的推銷員

If you were doing it, they'd call it a dork-to-dork salesman.

 

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一記漂亮的突襲

My boy strikes like a rattlesnake!

 

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是嗎  那  那你就是

Oh, yeah? W-Well, you-

 

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好了  電影明天再去看

Wow. All right, well, we can see the movie tomorrow.

 

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跟我走  該去上課了

Come on. It's time for your lesson.

 

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是第二堂課  她剛剛可是被我教育了一課

You mean her second lesson, because she just got schooled.

 

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我今天是怎么了

What's wrong with me today?

 

29

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算了  寶貝  今天你的水平發(fā)揮不出來

Shake it off, champ. It's not your day.

 

30

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-早上好  小家伙  -是嗎

- Ay, good morning, papi. -Is it?

 

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還在為試鏡結(jié)果難過嗎

Ay, you're still sad because of that audition.

 

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那角色是我的  我生來就該演特維

That part was mine. I was born to play Tevye.

 

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{\an8}[電影"屋頂上的小提琴手"主角]

 

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他們竟然讓羅德·杰克遜來演

Instead they give it to Rod Jackson?

 

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他哪里懂什么叫受苦受難

What does he know from suffering?

 

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-情況如何  -略有起色

- How are we doing? - A little better.

 

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不過這問題得用冰激凌解決

But we're gonna go and throw ice cream at the problem.

 

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要是冰激凌都沒用  就試試這個

Well, if that doesn't work, this should do the trick.

 

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"大難不死  人自更強"

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger."

 

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把這個掛在你房間

We can hang this in your room.

 

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每天早晨看一眼  用心去體會

You can see it every morning, start to internalize it.

 

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以后什么都打不倒你

Pretty soon nothing will keep you down. 

 

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但那話不對

But it's not true.

 

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你說什么

What are you talking about? 

 

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很多大難只會讓人更脆弱

Lots of stuff that doesn't kill you makes you weaker.

 

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我朋友的爺爺只是患了心臟病

My friend's grandfather had a heart attack.

 

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現(xiàn)在連喘氣都要靠一臺機器支撐

Now he needs a machine to breathe.

 

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我見過他  就在超市里

I've seen him- at the supermarket.

 

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走到哪都得推著一臺

Now he needs to drive one of those little, like-

 

50

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好了  你繼續(xù)悲觀教育吧

That's right. Be negative. 

 

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那幅畫確實不怎么樣  杰

It's just not a good poster, Jay.

 

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你的打擊只會讓我變得更堅強

You're only making me stronger.

 

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摩登家庭

第一季第十七集

 

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-喂鴨子的面包帶了嗎  -帶了

- Did you pack the bread for the ducks? - Yes.

 

55

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不要全麥的  鴨子不吃

Not the whole-wheat kind. The ducks don't like that.

 

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米奇爾  鴨子是不會介意的

They're ducks, Mitchell. They don't care.

 

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我們都覺得

We both believe that

 

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動物在莉莉成長過程中是不可或缺的

animals should play a big part in Lily's life.

 

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我在農(nóng)場上長大  接觸過很多動物

Having grown up on a farm, I was surrounded by them.

 

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它們更像是我的兄弟姐妹

They were more like brothers

 

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而不僅僅是牲畜家禽

and sisters than just, you know, livestock.

 

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多美味的兄弟姐妹

Delicious brothers and sisters.

 

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生在農(nóng)場  它們深知以后的命運

Life on a farm- they know what they're getting into.

 

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才怪

Eesh.

 

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等等

Oh, wait.

 

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-公司打來的  -別接

- Oh, it's the office. -Don't answer it.

 

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我必須得接

I have to.

 

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每周六都來這一套  別接了

It's like this every Saturday. Just ignore it.

 

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也許這次不是呢  喂

Well, maybe it's not that this time. Hello?

 

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看吧

Yeah.

 

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真不錯

That's nice.

 

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我靠..小殼  你還好嗎  哥們

Holy- Shel? You all right, buddy?

 

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該死

Oh, hell.

 

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一共4只小鴨子呢  米奇爾

Oh, there's four of 'em, Mitchell.

 

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它們在親莉莉

They're giving her little duck kisses.

 

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她笑得很開心  真遺憾你看不到

Oh, she's laughing. I can't believe you're missing this.

 

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那又怎樣  小卡  我錯過的還少嗎

Well, why not, Cam? I've missed everything else.

 

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她第一次翻身  我在鳳凰城

She rolled over when I was in Phoenix.

 

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她學會爬行時  我卻在法庭上

She started scooting when I was in court.

 

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告訴他們你不去加班  你做的夠多的了

Well, just tell 'em you're not coming in. You do enough for 'em.

 

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關(guān)于這一點  你知道  我也知道

Well, you know that. I know that. You know?

 

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只有我那個混蛋老板不知道

The only one who doesn't know that is my sucky boss.

 

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他是有史以來最混蛋的混蛋

He's the suckiest suck of all time.

 

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他個可憐的賤人

He's a miserable son of a bitch who...

 

85

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好像聽到了我剛才說的話

may have heard everything I just said.

 

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-嗨  親愛的  -嗨

- Hi, honey. -Hey.

 

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什么時候去見你的女性朋友

When are you getting together with your gal pal?

 

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事實上  我正在等消息呢

Actually, I was just checking on that.

 

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她還沒給我發(fā)站內(nèi)信

She's supposed to send me a message.

 

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原來你加了她的Facebook

Oh, you're Facebook friends.

 

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當然  她只是447個好友之一

Sure am. She's one of my 447 friends.

 

92

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大家都對我想入"菲菲"呢

Everybody wants a slice.

 

93

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你們恢復(fù)聯(lián)系有多久了

How long have you two been in touch with each other?

 

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她差不多一年前聯(lián)系到的我

Uh, she tracked me down about a year ago.

 

95

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怎么了  你什么意思

What? What's- What's that sound?

 

96

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沒什么

Mmm. Nothing.

 

97

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站內(nèi)信終于來了

Oh. Here she is right now.

 

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"七點半  夢境餐廳見"

"How about we meet at Le Reve at 7:30?"

 

99

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你們的約會真夠"單純"的

That sounds innocent enough- I mean-

 

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和前女友在一家適合幽會的法國餐廳喝酒

drinks with an ex-girlfriend at an intimate French restaurant.

 

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親愛的  你說的話正是我期盼從你口中聽到的 

Honey, you're doing that thing when you say what I want you to say 

 

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但你的語氣好刻薄

but your tone seems mean.

 

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讓我猜猜啊  丹妮絲還沒結(jié)婚

Let me guess. Denise isn't married.

 

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最近才離的  這有什么問題

Recently divorced. What's the big deal?

 

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得了  菲爾  別太傻太天真

Come on, Phil. You can't be that naive.

 

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說真的  網(wǎng)上那些奔四的女人

Seriously, women in their 30s on the Internet are like- 

 

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個個都是忍者

they're like ninjas.

 

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換上黑色外套

They get into their little black outfits 

 

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暗地里當?shù)谌卟遄銊e人的婚姻

and try and sneak their way into your marriage.

 

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丹妮絲不是那種人

That's not Denise.

 

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你看  這都是她給我發(fā)的站內(nèi)信

Here. Read some of her messages.

 

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-你看完就知道你想多了  -好吧

- You're gonna feel silly. - Okay.

 

113

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"嗨  菲爾  最近怎么樣啊"

"Hey, Phil. How's it going?"

 

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你別亂加性感的勾引聲音

You can't add the sexy voice.

 

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"嗨  菲爾  過得怎么樣"

"Hi, Phil. How's it going?"

 

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"得知你脖子不疼了  我很高興"

"So glad to hear your neck is better."

 

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-你真吃醋了  -沒有

- Are you seriously jealous? - No, 

 

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我一點都沒吃醋

I am not jealous at all.

 

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只是比你更懂女人而已

I just happen to know women better than you do,

 

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那女人絕對對你存有非分之想

and that woman wants a slice.

 

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好吧  為了證明你的想法是錯的

Okay. Just to prove how wrong you are,

 

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我打算邀她來家里喝酒

I'm gonna invite her over here for drinks.

 

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我無所謂  但愿她不介意

Fine with me. Just hope it's fine with Denise.

 

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"哎呀菲爾  我整顆心都在夢境餐廳"

"Gee, Phil, I really had my heart set on Le Reve."

 

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你故意刻薄的聲音可不會讓我生氣

That voice doesn't bother me.

 

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反而讓我喜歡

Kind of like it!

 

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他有什么反常的舉動嗎

Has he been acting weird around you?

 

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沒有  我一上午都躲著他

No, no. I've been avoiding him all morning.

 

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所以說你其實根本不知道他聽沒聽見

So you don't even know if he heard you.

 

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所以叫你來幫忙

That's why we're doing this.

 

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你到哪了  午餐時間只有半個小時

And where are you? I only have a half hour for lunch.

 

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你好  帥哥

Hello, handsome. 

 

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早上就是在這里碰見他的

So this is where it happened.

 

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關(guān)掉手機

Just turn off the phone,

 

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搖下車窗  試試能不能聽見我說話

roll down the window and we'll see if you can hear me.

 

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請繞行  我們要重現(xiàn)罵人的過程

Go around! We're re-creating a faux pas!

 

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謝謝  

Thank you. 

 

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好了  能聽見我說話嗎

Okay. Can you hear me now?

 

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可以  但聽不太清

Yeah, but just barely.

 

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你之前罵的時候這么小聲嗎

Is this how loud you were talking?

 

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可能比這個音量大一點

It might have been a little bit louder.

 

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當時路上都是車  幾乎得用喊的

There was traffic. I almost had to shout.

 

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- 幾乎得什么  -用喊的

- You almost had to what? - Shout.

 

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-大點聲  -用喊的

- Little bit louder now. - Shout.

 

145

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-再大點聲  -用喊的

- Little bit louder now. - Shout!

 

146

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別鬧了  小卡  我的工作要保不住了

Really, Cam? My job is at stake here, and-

 

147

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開什么玩笑  顯然你一開始就聽得清

Oh, who are we kidding? You can obviously hear me.

 

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我徹底完了

I am so screwed.

 

149

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曼尼  曼尼  過來一下

Manny? Manny, come here a second, pal.

 

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-什么事  -有個壞消息要告訴你

- Huh? - I got some bad news, buddy.

 

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什么壞消息

What is it? 

 

152

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我很難以啟齒

Well, there's no easy way to say this.

 

153

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小殼·斯坦龜死了

Shel Turtlestein is dead. 

 

154

00:06:23,310 --> 00:06:25,000

什么  怎么死的

What? How?

 

155

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當時我正在看報紙

I was down here reading the paper,

 

156

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只聽樓上你的房間一陣騷亂的聲音

and I heard this commotion up in your room.

 

157

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出  出于本能反應(yīng)  我跑上樓

So- so naturally, I go running up there.

 

158

00:06:31,930 --> 00:06:34,930

看見一只臟兮兮的浣熊已經(jīng)破窗而入

And this mangy raccoon had busted through your screen.

 

159

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它肯定是跳到了小殼的魚缸旁邊

He must have scampered up to where Shel was.

 

160

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因為我進去的時候  那個壞家伙

By the time I walked in, he had-

 

161

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正抓著小殼的脖子使勁甩

the little bastard had him by the neck and shaking him.

 

162

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碎石被甩得到處都是

Gravel was flying everywhere.

 

163

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它看見我一點都不怕

He didn't even flinch.

 

164

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還得意地盯著我看  然后一下子就溜了

He just stared at me with that smug look and then bolted.

 

165

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我真后悔沒有早點上來

If only I'd have got here earlier.

 

166

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我能看看小殼的尸體嗎

May I see the body?

 

167

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寶貝  你真的要看嗎

Baby, are you sure that's a good idea?

 

168

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再痛苦我也必須面對

It's something I have to do.

 

169

00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:04,420

-確實是它  -對不起  哥們

- That's him. - Sorry, pal.

 

170

00:07:04,540 --> 00:07:05,650

可是完全說不通呀

It just doesn't make any sense.

 

171

00:07:05,650 --> 00:07:07,290

是啊  好龜不長命

Yep. Only the good die young.

 

172

00:07:07,380 --> 00:07:09,520

老師說  浣熊只在夜間行動

But in school, we learn raccoons are nocturnal.

 

173

00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:10,510

白天都在睡覺

They sleep during the day.

 

174

00:07:10,510 --> 00:07:13,940

當然  這一只可能是半夜起來找零食的

They sure do, and this one must've got up for a midnight snack.

 

175

00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:14,970

我們?nèi)艘灿蓄愃频慕?jīng)歷嘛

You know, we've all done that.

 

176

00:07:15,050 --> 00:07:16,510

-應(yīng)該是吧  -是啊

- I guess so. -Yeah.

 

177

00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,460

現(xiàn)在都能說得通了

It all adds up.

 

178

00:07:17,660 --> 00:07:21,600

我現(xiàn)在無法待在這個房間  太多回憶了

I don't think I can be in here right now. Too many memories.

 

179

00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,230

他會沒事的

He'll be okay.

 

180

00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:26,900

-你撒謊  -什么

- You lie. - What?

 

181

00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:30,610

在哥倫比亞  騙局我見一個識破一個

I'm Colombian. I know a fake crime scene when I see one.

 

182

00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,250

我當時想把那幅畫釘在墻上

I was hanging up the new poster

 

183

00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:35,860

結(jié)果它掉下來砸在小殼身上  純屬意外

and it fell on top of him. It was an accident.

 

184

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去跟他說實話

You have to tell him.

 

185

00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,700

不行  我有經(jīng)驗

No. I've been through this before.

 

186

00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:41,780

米奇爾九歲的時候  他讓我照看他的鳥

When Mitchell was nine, I was supposed to take care of his bird.

 

187

00:07:41,780 --> 00:07:43,530

結(jié)果它飛了出去  撞上了一臺電扇

It got out and flew into a fan.

 

188

00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:45,420

那場面就像血花四濺的枕頭大戰(zhàn)

It was like a bloody pillow fight.

 

189

00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:47,010

老天  你到底殺過多少只寵物

My God. How many pets have you killed?

 

190

00:07:47,010 --> 00:07:47,750

就這兩只

Just the two.

 

191

00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:49,790

我不小心害死了那只鳥  是大錯特錯

I took the heat on the bird. It was a big mistake.

 

192

00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:51,880

直到今天  米奇爾看我的眼神

To this day, Mitchell looks at me,

 

193

00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:52,790

都好像在說

I see him thinking,

 

194

00:07:52,790 --> 00:07:54,920

"芙萊莎·米奈麗就是被這個人殺死的"

"That's the guy who killed Fliza Minnelli."

 

195

00:07:55,010 --> 00:07:56,970

要是曼尼發(fā)現(xiàn)了  你又要怎么辦

And what if he finds out? Then what?

 

196

00:07:57,050 --> 00:07:59,640

到時候你不僅是寵物殺手  還是個騙子

You'll be the guy that killed his pet and lied to him.

 

197

00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:02,370

他不會發(fā)現(xiàn)的  我已經(jīng)掩蓋好自己的"行跡"了

He's not gonna find out because I covered my tracks.

 

198

00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:04,890

好吧

Okay.

 

199

00:08:05,890 --> 00:08:07,100

芙萊莎·米奈麗

Fliza Minnelli?

 

200

00:08:07,190 --> 00:08:09,860

我當時怎么就沒發(fā)現(xiàn)他是同性戀呢

How did I not know that kid was gay?

 

201

00:08:11,980 --> 00:08:13,610

嗨  盧克

Hey, Luke.

 

202

00:08:13,690 --> 00:08:14,950

今天可是你的大日子

Big day for you, huh?

 

203

00:08:14,950 --> 00:08:15,490

為什么

Why?

 

204

00:08:15,570 --> 00:08:18,320

-你終于可以見到你的親媽了  -什么

- Because you will get to meet your real mom. - What?

 

205

00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:21,690

本來大家說好  等你21歲再告訴你

We all made a pact we'd deny it until you turned 21.

 

206

00:08:21,690 --> 00:08:25,660

但是爸爸的前女友就是為這事來的

But that's the real reason Dad's old girlfriend's coming over.

 

207

00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:26,910

她才是你親媽

She's your mom,

 

208

00:08:26,910 --> 00:08:29,380

要是她喜歡你  你就得跟她生活了

and if she likes you, you'll go live with her.

 

209

00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:32,390

我才不是被領(lǐng)養(yǎng)的  我要去問媽媽

I'm not adopted. I'm asking Mom.

 

210

00:08:32,390 --> 00:08:36,240

你是說鄧菲太太嗎  她不會跟你說實話的

You mean Mrs. Dunphy? She's not going to tell you the truth.

 

211

00:08:36,910 --> 00:08:37,900

我不是

I-I'm not-

 

212

00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:39,930

我知道

I know.

 

213

00:08:42,930 --> 00:08:47,520

就因為他說你是呆家呆戶的推銷員嗎

Just 'cause he called you a dork-to-dork salesman?

 

214

00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,560

姐全力回擊

The empire shakes back.

 

215

00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:51,890

浣熊爪有5個指頭

Raccoons have five toes.

 

216

00:08:51,890 --> 00:08:53,240

什么

What's that? 

 

217

00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,530

我不想來煩你

I don't mean to bother you.

 

218

00:08:54,610 --> 00:08:56,150

但我很疑惑

It's just confusing.

 

219

00:08:56,150 --> 00:08:58,870

我房間里浣熊的兩只腳印都只有4個指頭

The footprints in my room only have four toes.

 

220

00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:00,820

我知道怎么回事

You know, I bet I know what happened.

 

221

00:09:00,910 --> 00:09:03,870

它肯定是在一場打斗中失去了兩個指頭

I'll bet he lost those toes in a fight.

 

222

00:09:03,950 --> 00:09:06,410

那家伙看起來像是經(jīng)過了幾場打斗

And that guy looked like he'd been in a brawl or two.

 

223

00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:08,960

-剛好一只爪失去一個指頭  -有可能

- One toe from each foot? - Maybe.

 

224

00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,540

曼尼  只有一件事

You know, Manny, I think the only thing...

 

225

00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:14,460

可以讓你不再問這樣的問題

that's gonna get you to stop asking all these questions...

 

226

00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:16,460

就是  一個永久性的告別

is for you to have a little closure.

 

227

00:09:16,550 --> 00:09:17,220

什么意思

What do you mean? 

 

228

00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:19,960

給小殼舉辦一場小型追悼會吧

Well,I'd like to throw a little memorial for Shel.

 

229

00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,400

那對我們大家都好

It'll be good for all of us. 

 

230

00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,420

那樣就可以把悲痛發(fā)泄出來

That way we get our grief out,

 

231

00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:28,020

之后誰都不要再提這件事  永遠不提

and then we never have to talk about this ever, ever again.

 

232

00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:35,440

嗨  當心腳下

Hi. Oh, careful. There's a thing.

 

233

00:09:35,570 --> 00:09:37,490

見到你真高興

Yeah. Good to see you.

 

234

00:09:39,570 --> 00:09:41,610

-嗨  -嗨  我是克萊爾

- Hi! Oh, my God. - Hi. I'm Claire.

 

235

00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:43,620

你就是  嗨

You must be- Oh. Yeah. Hi.

 

236

00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:45,660

-丹妮絲  -是的

- Denise. - Well- Okay.

 

237

00:09:45,740 --> 00:09:48,960

你本人比菲爾上傳的照片還要漂亮

You're even prettier than the pictures that Phil's always posting.

 

238

00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:50,960

-只有幾張  -是嗎

- Just a couple. - Oh?

 

239

00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,270

瞎說  每周都有

Shut up. Every week.

 

240

00:09:52,270 --> 00:09:53,380

他喜歡炫耀你的照片

He loves showing you off.

 

241

00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:55,540

我男友喜歡你在阿卡普爾科照的那幾張

And my boyfriend likes your Acapulco pictures,

 

242

00:09:55,540 --> 00:09:56,980

喜歡得我都有點吃醋了

probably a little too much.

 

243

00:09:57,410 --> 00:09:59,380

替我謝謝你男友

Well, thank your boyfriend for me.

 

244

00:09:59,470 --> 00:10:00,930

快請進

Come on in, please.

 

245

00:10:01,010 --> 00:10:05,010

我給你帶來一瓶祛皺緊致霜

Oh, I brought you, um, some lifting intensifier.

 

246

00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:07,510

我知道你用不上  不過這是限量版

Not that you need it. It's a limited edition,

 

247

00:10:07,510 --> 00:10:08,890

-謝謝  謝謝  -不客氣

- Thank you. Thank you. - Never mind.

 

248

00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:11,270

丹妮絲  給你介紹我的孩子

Oh, Denise, I think you might know these people.

 

249

00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:12,810

-這是海莉  -嗨

- Uh, that's Haley - Hi.

 

250

00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:15,650

-艾麗克斯和  -盧克

- Alex and- - Luke.

 

251

00:10:15,730 --> 00:10:18,980

他的卷發(fā)和我小時候的一模一樣

I had curly hair just like that when I was little.

 

252

00:10:20,030 --> 00:10:22,070

那又怎樣  說明不了什么

So? That doesn't mean anything.

 

253

00:10:24,990 --> 00:10:28,450

大家都過來  請坐

Why don't we, uh, come on in, have a seat. Please.

 

254

00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:30,540

爸爸上高中時候是什么樣子

So what was my dad like in high school?

 

255

00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:33,330

他的霹靂舞無人超越

Only the most amazing break-dancer ever.

 

256

00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:36,460

-不可能  -別刺激我  你看  你看

- No way. - Oh, don't fire it up. What? What?

 

257

00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:40,510

他柜子里有一個大匣子和一塊硬紙板

He had a boom box and a piece of cardboard in his locker.

 

258

00:10:40,630 --> 00:10:42,630

-你那個舞叫什么名字  -O型區(qū)

- And what was your dance name? - O-Zone.

 

259

00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,640

我開車送他去搜星節(jié)目試鏡

I drove him to his Star Search audition.

 

260

00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:46,180

順便提一下  試鏡就是走個形式

Which is totally political, by the way.

 

261

00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:47,510

O型區(qū)

O-Zone.

 

262

00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:50,630

太搞笑了  我以后就叫你這個

That is dead-ass funny. I'm so calling you that. 

 

263

00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:51,550

謝謝

Thank you.

 

264

00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:53,640

你太走運了

Wow. You really lucked out.

 

265

00:10:53,770 --> 00:10:56,230

美麗嬌妻  豪華住房

You have a beautiful wife, a gorgeous house. 

 

266

00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:59,110

還有一群孩子  我都想把盧克帶回家去

And those kids- I could take Luke home with me.

 

267

00:10:59,190 --> 00:11:01,070

不用跟我客氣

Well, be my guest.

 

268

00:11:01,190 --> 00:11:03,570

真的  趕緊把他帶走吧

Seriously, you go right ahead.

 

269

00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:06,530

不行  我喜歡這個家

No! I like it here!

 

270

00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:11,830

艾麗克斯  寶貝  看看你弟弟怎么了

Alex, honey, will you go find out what's wrong with your brother?

 

271

00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:13,830

遵命

Okay.

 

272

00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:17,500

如果可以的話  我想去一下

You know, um, if it's okay, I think I'm just gonna use the, um-

 

273

00:11:17,590 --> 00:11:19,500

當然可以  走廊盡頭就是

Oh, yeah. Of course. Down the hall.

 

274

00:11:19,590 --> 00:11:22,010

-就在左手邊  很容易找到  -謝謝

- Left-hand side. You can't miss it. - Thanks.

 

275

00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:26,930

-我承認她人很棒  -是嗎

- Okay, she's fantastic. -Yes?

 

276

00:11:27,010 --> 00:11:28,910

是  我好愧疚

Yes. I feel awful. 

 

277

00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:31,170

什么時候起  我變得這么刻薄

When did I become this horribly cynical person...

 

278

00:11:31,170 --> 00:11:32,850

把別人都往壞處想

who assumes the worst about people?

 

279

00:11:32,930 --> 00:11:35,480

其實7年前我就發(fā)現(xiàn)...你才不是那種人

I first noticed it seven years- You're not.

 

280

00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,360

我太笨了  請問

Such an idiot. Is it-

 

281

00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,030

-我?guī)氵^去  沒關(guān)系的  -謝謝

- Oh, I'll show you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. Thanks.

 

282

00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:46,320

我們要怎么做

So how are we gonna do this?

 

283

00:11:46,410 --> 00:11:48,490

我以為只要給你指一下門

I thought I'd just point at the door.

 

284

00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:51,490

-所以我只想著  -我也是這么想的

- So I was thinking - I was thinking too.

 

285

00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:55,370

這個  是我酒店的房卡

Here... is my hotel room key.

 

286

00:11:55,460 --> 00:11:57,790

隨時歡迎你

You can come by whenever you want.

 

287

00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:10,180

今天早上挺有意思的  是吧

That was funny this morning, huh-

 

288

00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,440

紅燈的時候我剛好停在你的車旁邊

when I pulled up next to you at that stoplight?

 

289

00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,080

有意思

Funny?

 

290

00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,270

對  當時我正在和我老公打電話

Yeah. Because I was on the phone with my partner...

 

291

00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:18,220

談?wù)撍纳纤径嘤憛? 他的上司

talking about how horrible his boss was- his.

 

292

00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:20,360

然后你剛好停下  所以

And then you pull up. So-

 

293

00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,050

不管怎么說  很高興路上碰見你

Anyway, I'm glad I ran into you.

 

294

00:12:22,050 --> 00:12:24,000

我擔心他們要把開庭日期提前

I'm getting worried they're gonna move up our court date.

 

295

00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,030

所以你要全力做好準備

I need you to bust ass preparing. 

 

296

00:12:26,150 --> 00:12:27,860

因為一旦周一叫我們?nèi)ラ_庭

'Cause if they call us on Monday-

 

297

00:12:27,950 --> 00:12:29,660

一定要現(xiàn)在看嗎

Uh, you need to get that?

 

298

00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:32,490

不是  沒關(guān)系  只是一張

No. It's fine. It's just a...

 

299

00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:34,500

我女兒第一次站起來的照片

picture of my daughter standing for the first time.

 

300

00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:36,340

可以理解  確實值得慶祝

Yeah, they do that. It's a big day.

 

301

00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:38,000

無論如何  明天你還要來加班

Anyway, I need you here tomorrow.

 

302

00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:39,600

我知道明天是周日  但是

I know it's a Sunday, but,

 

303

00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,880

你肯定會準時到的  好嗎

uh, you think you can be on time, okay?

 

304

00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:46,720

其實  明天我有事

Actually, um, I have plans tomorrow,

 

305

00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,840

就不來了

uh, so I won't be here.

 

306

00:12:48,930 --> 00:12:51,700

我打算明天待在家里

I-I have plans to stay at home

 

307

00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:54,850

和家人一起  什么都不做  就這樣

with my family and do absolutely nothing. Okay.

 

308

00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:57,350

不過周一我還是會來上班

But I will see you on Monday.

 

309

00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,440

你的意思是  這事你說了算

So, you're in charge now, is that it?

 

310

00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,640

我才意識到  既然我女兒都能站起來

Well, I just figure if my daughter can stand up,

 

311

00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:02,480

我也應(yīng)該起身反抗

then so can I.

 

312

00:13:02,570 --> 00:13:07,150

好了  最近大家加班都很辛苦

All right, look. We've all been working hard lately, okay?

 

313

00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:08,320

但這是工作性質(zhì)決定的

But that's the job. 

 

314

00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,510

明天不來  你就永遠不用來了

So either come in tomorrow or don't bother coming back again.

 

315

00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,540

好吧

Okay.

 

316

00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,340

還得用一下證件

Need the, uh, I.D. to

 

317

00:13:29,430 --> 00:13:31,570

乘電梯下樓  奔向自由

make the elevator go down to freedom...

 

318

00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,720

還有咖啡  配合我的行頭

and this to complete my set.

 

319

00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:43,440

烏龜  爬行動物  寵物

Turtle, reptile, pet.

 

320

00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:46,480

小殼·斯坦龜不僅僅是一只烏龜

Shel Turtlestein was many things.

 

321

00:13:46,570 --> 00:13:49,490

再說下去我就要哭了

I don't think I can do this without crying.

 

322

00:13:49,570 --> 00:13:51,530

不如我們直接跳到吃冷盤的環(huán)節(jié)吧

Maybe we should just get to the cold cuts.

 

323

00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,530

我們想聽完

Well, we wanna hear it.

 

324

00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,240

杰  要不你去念吧

Jay, why don't you read it?

 

325

00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:59,080

是你"送它上路"的  記得嗎

You were with him at the end. Remember?

 

326

00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,620

"小殼·斯坦龜不僅僅是一只烏龜"

"Shel Turtlestein was many things,"

 

327

00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:09,340

"最重要的是  它是我的朋友"

"but above all, he was my friend."

 

328

00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:11,750

"當菲奧娜·岡德森拒絕我的約會請求"

"When I didn't get a date with Fiona Gunderson,"

 

329

00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,340

"有小殼的見證"

"Shel was there."

 

330

00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:15,500

"當我落選特維的角色"

"When I didn't get to play the part of Tevye,"

 

331

00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:17,010

"有小殼的見證"

"Shel was there."

 

332

00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,150

"而當一只浣熊闖入我的房間"

"And when a raccoon broke into my room,"

 

333

00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,560

"不幸的是  小殼也在"

"unfortunately, Shel was there.

 

334

00:14:21,650 --> 00:14:23,560

"跟這位朋友  我說過很多話"

"I said a lot of things to my friend,"

 

335

00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:27,110

"但最終卻來不及跟它說一句再見"

"but the one thing I never got to say was good-bye."

 

336

00:14:27,190 --> 00:14:29,860

等一下  我知道它是怎么死的了

Stop. I know what really happened.

 

337

00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:32,110

-是嗎  -我床邊上有一包薯條

- You do? - I left a bag of chips near my bed.

 

338

00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:36,530

浣熊肯定是聞到味了  是我害死了小殼

The raccoon must have smelled it. It's my fault he's dead.

 

339

00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:37,920

對不起  小殼

Sorry, Shel.

 

340

00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,640

杰  有什么話要跟曼尼說嗎

Jay, you don't have anything to say to Manny?

 

341

00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:44,980

好吧

Yeah.

 

342

00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,800

曼尼

Manny.

 

343

00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,550

小殼不會怪你的

Shel forgives you.

 

344

00:14:56,140 --> 00:14:57,260

謝謝

Thank you.

 

345

00:14:59,350 --> 00:15:01,770

丹妮絲

Oh, Denise.

 

346

00:15:01,850 --> 00:15:04,350

這些照片太棒了  謝謝你

These pictures are amazing. Thank you.

 

347

00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:06,980

親愛的  你還是卷發(fā)呢

Sweetie, that perm.

 

348

00:15:07,110 --> 00:15:09,320

確切地說是杰里卷

Technically, that's a Jheri curl.

 

349

00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,610

我特喜歡照相  今天還給自己照了一張

I just love to take pictures. I took this one of myself today.

 

350

00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:18,240

話說  我去開一瓶紅酒

You know what? I'm gonna open a bottle of wine.

 

351

00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:20,500

不要  千萬不要

No. No. That's the worst idea.

 

352

00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:23,290

別開  我沒那個心情

No, no. I'm not in the mood.

 

353

00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:25,370

我是怎么了  像個狼孩一樣

What am I, raised by a pack of wolves?

 

354

00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,170

嗨  別鬧了

Hey. Come on now.

 

355

00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:29,250

親愛的

Honey.

 

356

00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:31,510

你對丹妮絲的判斷也不是一點道理沒有

You weren't completely wrong about Denise.

 

357

00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:33,130

-為什么這么說  -她想要我

- How's that? - She wants me.

 

358

00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:36,260

-干什么  -那個  干她

- To do what? - It. Her.

 

359

00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:39,600

我說Facebook上的女人不正經(jīng)

Oh. Oh, this is because of the thing I said about Facebook...

 

360

00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,850

大家都在上面約炮  所以你失望了

and everybody's hooking up, and now you're disappointed.

 

361

00:15:41,930 --> 00:15:45,390

不是  她對著我大口咬空氣  像這樣

No. She bit the air right in front of me. Like that.

 

362

00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,400

而且你看她塞給我一個什么

And then look what she tried to give me.

 

363

00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,440

-需要我?guī)兔? -不用了

- Anything I can help with? - No.

 

364

00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:51,360

我找不到開瓶器了

I just- I can't find my corkscrew.

 

365

00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:54,620

-摸我  -好了  丹妮絲

- Touch me. - Okay. Denise,

 

366

00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,240

肯定是有什么地方讓你誤會了

I think somewhere along the line you got the wrong idea.

 

367

00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,160

我腦袋里充滿想入"菲菲"的誤會

My head is full of wrong ideas.

 

368

00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:03,120

-你的品味真不賴  克萊爾  -謝謝

- You have such great taste, Claire. - Thank you.

 

369

00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,080

菲爾當年也是很有品"味"的

I remember Phil used to have really good taste too.

 

370

00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:08,080

-我用點洗手液  -找到了

- Let me get a little of this. - Oh, here it is.

 

371

00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:09,800

菲爾  拿幾個杯子過來

Phil, would you mind grabbing us a couple glasses?

 

372

00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:10,340

沒問題

You betcha.

 

373

00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:12,550

-要我?guī)兔?quot;抓"什么嗎  -不用

- Need me to grab anything? - No!

 

374

00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:15,170

-這樣太離譜了  -我知道

- Okay, this is so wrong. - I know.

 

375

00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,380

-有她在更刺激不是嗎  -不是

- It's way more exciting when she's in the room, isn't it? -No.

 

376

00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,280

我還留著拉拉隊隊長的衣服

I still have my cheerleader outfit.

 

377

00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:19,920

我也是

So do I.

 

378

00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:23,180

但還是不能這樣  那個怎么碎了

But this still can't happen. When did that break?

 

379

00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:26,440

-你怎么退卻了  -我根本沒想亂來

- Why are you wussing out? - I never wussed in.

 

380

00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,520

那你在Facebook上寫那些是為什么

What about all those things you wrote on Facebook?

 

381

00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:30,940

"你還好嗎  我脖子好疼"

"How was your day? My neck is so sore."

 

382

00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:33,010

怎么大家都要把留言說的那么下流

Why do people keep adding voices to these things?

 

383

00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:33,900

我沒別的意思

I didn't mean anything.

 

384

00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:35,750

你是說  我在這段關(guān)系上

Are you telling me that I wasted a year 

 

385

00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,240

浪費了一年時間

of my life on this relationship?

 

386

00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,580

什么關(guān)系

What relationship? 

 

387

00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,340

還有多少女人被你勾引了

How many other women have you led on?

 

388

00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:41,510

靠  我怎么知道

No, I don't know! 

 

389

00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:43,110

菲爾

Phil?

 

390

00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:47,120

菲爾  親愛的

Phil, honey.

 

391

00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,570

記不記得  我們第一次約會的時候

Do you remember when you broke your arm 

 

392

00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:52,000

你的胳膊受傷了

when we were first dating?

 

393

00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:54,000

記得  我在冰上摔倒了

Yeah, uh, when I slipped on the ice.

 

394

00:16:54,090 --> 00:16:56,260

是啊  奇怪了  這張照片里

Right. That's so weird. Because in this picture,

 

395

00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:59,220

你帶著受傷的胳膊坐在丹妮絲旁邊

you're sitting with Denise and you have a broken arm, so-

 

396

00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,300

是  是挺奇怪

Yeah, that's- that's weird.

 

397

00:17:01,390 --> 00:17:04,430

-你和我約會的時候和她還沒斷呢  -不是

- So you were still dating her when you started dating me? - No.

 

398

00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,230

-菲爾  -可能是吧

- Phil? - Yeah. Maybe.

 

399

00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:08,230

有段時間  我橫跨兩條船

There was a time, a little overlap...

 

400

00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:10,760

當時  我打算和丹妮絲分手

when, uh, I was trying to break things off with Denise.

 

401

00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,310

那你還帶我去圣達菲

You took me to Santa Fe.

 

402

00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:16,030

圣達菲  你當時說是帶你爸爸去

Santa Fe? Phil, you told me that was your father.

 

403

00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:19,090

我知道你們很"新疼"  但其實都是舊傷

Okay, I know the pain is fresh, but the lie is really old.

 

404

00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:22,530

我來就是個錯誤  我走了

You know, this was a mistake. I'm gonna leave.

 

405

00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:25,330

克萊爾  我要是你  就把他踢出家門

Claire, if I were you, I would kick him out.

 

406

00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:26,630

可能他會更加感激你

Maybe he'd appreciate you

 

407

00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:28,870

讓他嘗到孤身一人在酒店過夜的滋味

more after he spent a lonely night in a hotel.

 

408

00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,250

在機場旁的雷迪森酒店

At the Radisson, by the airport.

 

409

00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,210

-你辭職了  -感覺太棒了

- You quit? - It was amazing.

 

410

00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,920

在你眼前的是一個全新的我  小卡

No, no. This is the new me, Cam.

 

411

00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:40,630

我再也不會讓別人主宰我的生活

I am not letting people run my life anymore.

 

412

00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,180

我應(yīng)該緊張才對  但我反而為你激動

I should be nervous, but I'm not. I'm excited for you.

 

413

00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:45,560

沒錯  這太令人激動了  太激動了

Yes! It's exciting! It's exciting.

 

414

00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,600

你聽從了自己內(nèi)心的想法  值得慶祝

Because you followed your heart, and that is worth celebrating.

 

415

00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:50,560

小卡  我覺得自己

Cam, I just feel-

 

416

00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:53,690

徹底解放了

so liberated.

 

417

00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,530

我不會去撿起來的

And I'm not picking it up.

 

418

00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:58,780

-我喜歡你這樣  -我也是

- I like this guy. - I do too.

 

419

00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,070

當然  我們以后要節(jié)儉一些

Yes, we'll have to cut back a little bit.

 

420

00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,400

但這值得  不是嗎

But isn't it worth it if you feel

 

421

00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,200

第一次為自己而活

like you're living your life for the first time?

 

422

00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:06,200

-太值得了  -那我們還等什么

- Totally. - What were we even waiting for?

 

423

00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:08,200

你重操舊業(yè)  當音樂老師

You will go back to teaching music,

 

424

00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:10,830

我休息幾個月  再找一份工作

and then I'll just find something in a... few months.

 

425

00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,420

在那之前  我們只管坐下來

And until then, all we need to do is just sit back...

 

426

00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,500

看著我們的小千金快樂成長

and watch this little miracle here dazzle us.

 

427

00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:19,010

-我好激動  -我也是

- I'm tingling. - I am too.

 

428

00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:22,090

我的心似乎從沒這么充實過

It's like my heart is full for the first time in forever.

 

429

00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:23,590

老天  心跳得好快

Oh, God, it's really pounding.

 

430

00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:25,940

我能感受到

It's like I feel the weight of

 

431

00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,310

我的胸口充滿了一切可能

endless possibilities just sitting on my chest-

 

432

00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:29,620

她什么表現(xiàn)都沒有  小卡

She is not doing anything, Cam.

 

433

00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:30,790

你不是慌亂了吧

You're not panicking, are you?

 

434

00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:32,390

-我當然慌亂了  -你別慌亂

- Of course I am panicking. - No. Don't panic. 

 

435

00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:33,170

你一亂  我也亂

If you panic, I panic!

 

436

00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:35,170

我剛辭職了  小卡  老天啊

I just quit my job. Cam! My God.

 

437

00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:37,220

米奇爾  我過慣了好日子

Mitchell, I am used to nice things.

 

438

00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:38,590

以后要怎么辦

What are we gonna do? 

 

439

00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:39,930

別慌  鎮(zhèn)定下來

Okay. No, no. Just calm down.

 

440

00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:40,760

我來規(guī)劃一下該怎么辦

This is what we're gonna do.

 

441

00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,250

我要  我要用我的看家本領(lǐng)

I am going to- I'm gonna do what I'm trained to do.

 

442

00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:44,840

為達目的不惜說謊  

I am going to lie, grovel, debase myself 

 

443

00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,430

卑躬屈膝  自我貶低

until I get what I want.

 

444

00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:47,640

我可是律師  媽的

I am a lawyer, damn it.

 

445

00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:48,660

米奇爾

Mitchell!

 

446

00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:51,310

不要

No.

 

447

00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,900

提醒的好  忘了打領(lǐng)帶

Oh, no, you're right. The tie.

 

448

00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:55,030

我是說  我們一定能找到更合適你

No. We'll find something better for you,

 

449

00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:57,030

而且對大家都好的辦法

something that works for all of us.

 

450

00:18:57,110 --> 00:18:59,280

沒有備用方案的  小卡

There's no Plan "B" here, Cam.

 

451

00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:03,580

我們要還房貸  還要養(yǎng)個孩子

We have a mortgage. We have- We have a child to support.

 

452

00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,700

一切都會好的

Hey, it's gonna be okay.

 

453

00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:07,870

我們肯定有辦法

We're gonna figure it out.

 

454

00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,620

我只希望你開心  你一定會開心的

I just want you to be happy, and you will be happy.

 

455

00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:14,290

這才是值得慶祝的事

And that is something worth toasting.

 

456

00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,090

喝那個便宜的吧

Let's just drink the cheap stuff,

 

457

00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,420

那瓶貴的我們轉(zhuǎn)手賣掉吧

'cause we might have to sell that bottle.

 

458

00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:26,060

說謊太多容易失眠

It's hard to sleep in a bed of lies.

 

459

00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:28,130

對不對  杰

Isn't it, Jay? 

 

460

00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:29,630

小孩記性很差

Kids get over these things pretty quick.

 

461

00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:31,730

沒準他現(xiàn)在像嬰兒一樣熟睡呢

He's probably sleeping like a baby right now.

 

462

00:19:31,810 --> 00:19:34,940

他肯定是清醒著的  滿心愧疚  

I'm sure he's wide awake, full of guilt.

 

463

00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:37,030

反正我要睡覺了

Well, I'm going to sleep.

 

464

00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:48,410

媽的

Damn it!

 

465

00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,840

你好  杰

Hello, Jay.

 

466

00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,880

-你怎么不睡  -我在等待

- What are you doing up? - Waiting.

 

467

00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,230

等什么

Waiting for what? 

 

468

00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:02,010

等真相  浣熊不是兇手  對嗎

The truth. It wasn't a raccoon, was it?

 

469

00:20:02,090 --> 00:20:05,220

好了好了  被你發(fā)現(xiàn)了  是我的錯

Oh, all right. You got me. I killed Shel.

 

470

00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:07,600

行了吧  對不起  我不是故意的

All right? I'm sorry. It was an accident.

 

471

00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,140

你當時為什么不說實話

Why didn't you just tell me?

 

472

00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:11,480

我不想惹你生氣

Because I didn't want you to be upset with me.

 

473

00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,060

我們一開始關(guān)系很僵

You and I got off to a rocky start.

 

474

00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:15,980

最近  好不容易相處融洽了

Lately, it's been pretty good.

 

475

00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:17,990

我害怕毀了這一切

I was afraid I'd mess all that up

 

476

00:20:17,990 --> 00:20:19,970

所以不想讓你知道是我殺死了你的寵物

if you knew that I was the one that killed your pet.

 

477

00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:21,470

但你現(xiàn)在不僅殺了我的寵物

Now you're the guy who killed my pet 

 

478

00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,870

還編了個愚蠢的謊言

and made a stupid lie about it.

 

479

00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:23,870

我不覺得那是個愚蠢的謊言

Well, I don't think it was stupid.

 

480

00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:25,170

我以為挺聰明的

I thought it was pretty clever.

 

481

00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:29,690

我只是不想重蹈覆轍

I was just trying to avoid past mistakes.

 

482

00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,040

聽著

Look.

 

483

00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:34,440

我知道我現(xiàn)在無法彌補對你造成的傷害

I know I can't make things all better right now, 

 

484

00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,140

但我相信以后會的

but maybe over time.

 

485

00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:37,420

也許吧

Maybe.

 

486

00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,710

好好睡吧

Get some rest.

 

487

00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:42,330

既然你已經(jīng)坦白了  我也該坦白

Since we're confessing things,

 

488

00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:44,370

還記得你車上的抓痕嗎

you know that scratch on your car?

 

489

00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,250

就是一直擦不掉的那個  記得

The one that can't be buffed out? Yeah?

 

490

00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:48,210

你應(yīng)該猜得到是怎么回事

You should probably know how it happened.

 

491

00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:49,300

我知道是怎么回事

I know how it happened.

 

492

00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:52,470

是浣熊干的

Raccoon did it.

 

493

00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:56,590

-晚安  杰  -晚安  小家伙

- Good night, Jay. -Good night, kid.

 

494

00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:00,700

我最大的成就

Best thing I ever did 

 

495

00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:03,030

就是辭了份爛工作  自己創(chuàng)業(yè)

was quit a miserable job and start my own business.

 

496

00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,890

-謝謝老爸  -不過自己創(chuàng)業(yè)也不容易

- Thanks, Dad. - No, it's not gonna be easy.

 

497

00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:07,350

所以我和歌洛莉亞來送你個東西

That's why Gloria and I wanna give you a little something 

 

498

00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,640

幫你渡過難關(guān)

to help you through it.

 

499

00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,190

爸爸  我不能

No, Dad, I can't.

 

500

00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:11,730

一定要給你  米奇

No. I want to, Mitch.

 

501

00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:15,240

辭職之后  我特別想

Okay, but, I mean, as soon as I'm back on my feet, I really want to-

 

502

00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,450

爸爸  不要  你

Oh. Oh, Dad. No. You-

 

503

00:21:18,530 --> 00:21:21,410

20年前我的寵物蛇死了  你就想給我這個的

You tried to give me this 20 years ago when my pet snake died.

 

504

00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:23,250

-是嗎  -是

- I did? -Yes.

 

505

00:21:23,370 --> 00:21:26,080

-叫扎扎·戈波娃  -這名字真可愛

- Zsa Zsa Gaboa? - Oh, that's adorable.

 

506

00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:28,630

你當時真不知道他是同性戀

And you really didn't know that he was gay?

 

507

00:21:28,710 --> 00:21:30,710

我該知道的  對吧

I must've, right?