Phil邀請前女友Denise來家里做客,Claire 查出Phil曾一腳踩兩船,而Alex則騙Luke他是Denise 所生。Jay誤把Manny的寵物烏龜Shel弄死,Manny為Shel辦了一場追悼會。Mitchell總被老板叫去加班,憤怒之下Mitchell辭職,可是一陣高興后,Mitchell開始陷入失業(yè)恐慌中。
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親愛的 有一部休·格蘭特...
Hey, honey, Hugh Grant has a--
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算我一個
I'm in.
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好的 艾麗克斯11點有大提琴課
Okay, well, Alex has a cello lesson at 11:00...
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中午要參加象棋課
and Junior Congress at noon.
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她不是還要上一輩子的光棍課嗎
Doesn't she also have no boys at forever?
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你還是關心一下自己的飲食失調問題吧
Don't you have an eating disorder you need to attend to?
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不管怎么說 可以看4點或6:20的場
Yeah, anyway, uh, we could see the 4:00 or the 6:20.
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實際上 那兩場我都去不了
Oh, actually, that's no good.
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我要和丹妮絲去喝點東西
I'm meeting my friend Denise for a drink.
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丹妮絲 我認識嗎
Denise? Do I know Denise?
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是啊 就是我前女友
Yeah. You know, my old girlfriend.
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老天 想到你和一個女人在一起就惡心
Oh, my God. Gross. I can't even picture you with a woman.
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-謝謝 -你還有前女友
- Thank you. - You had a girlfriend before Mom?
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而且是兩個
Try two.
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我之前一直過得很快活
Trust me. I had plenty of fun in my time.
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直到遇見了你媽
And then I met your mom.
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謝謝"恭維"
And thank you.
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她應該是四處奔波
So I guess she travels
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為某個化妝品公司做推銷
around selling makeup for a cosmetics company.
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會在城里待一周
She's in town for a week.
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你是說 她是個挨家挨戶的推銷員
You mean she's like a door-to-door salesman?
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換成是你 就是個呆家呆戶的推銷員
If you were doing it, they'd call it a dork-to-dork salesman.
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一記漂亮的突襲
My boy strikes like a rattlesnake!
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是嗎 那 那你就是
Oh, yeah? W-Well, you-
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好了 電影明天再去看
Wow. All right, well, we can see the movie tomorrow.
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跟我走 該去上課了
Come on. It's time for your lesson.
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是第二堂課 她剛剛可是被我教育了一課
You mean her second lesson, because she just got schooled.
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我今天是怎么了
What's wrong with me today?
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算了 寶貝 今天你的水平發(fā)揮不出來
Shake it off, champ. It's not your day.
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-早上好 小家伙 -是嗎
- Ay, good morning, papi. -Is it?
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還在為試鏡結果難過嗎
Ay, you're still sad because of that audition.
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那角色是我的 我生來就該演特維
That part was mine. I was born to play Tevye.
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{\an8}[電影"屋頂上的小提琴手"主角]
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他們竟然讓羅德·杰克遜來演
Instead they give it to Rod Jackson?
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他哪里懂什么叫受苦受難
What does he know from suffering?
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-情況如何 -略有起色
- How are we doing? - A little better.
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不過這問題得用冰激凌解決
But we're gonna go and throw ice cream at the problem.
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要是冰激凌都沒用 就試試這個
Well, if that doesn't work, this should do the trick.
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"大難不死 人自更強"
"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger."
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把這個掛在你房間
We can hang this in your room.
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每天早晨看一眼 用心去體會
You can see it every morning, start to internalize it.
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以后什么都打不倒你
Pretty soon nothing will keep you down.
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但那話不對
But it's not true.
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你說什么
What are you talking about?
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很多大難只會讓人更脆弱
Lots of stuff that doesn't kill you makes you weaker.
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我朋友的爺爺只是患了心臟病
My friend's grandfather had a heart attack.
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現在連喘氣都要靠一臺機器支撐
Now he needs a machine to breathe.
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我見過他 就在超市里
I've seen him- at the supermarket.
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走到哪都得推著一臺
Now he needs to drive one of those little, like-
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好了 你繼續(xù)悲觀教育吧
That's right. Be negative.
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那幅畫確實不怎么樣 杰
It's just not a good poster, Jay.
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你的打擊只會讓我變得更堅強
You're only making me stronger.
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摩登家庭
第一季第十七集
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-喂鴨子的面包帶了嗎 -帶了
- Did you pack the bread for the ducks? - Yes.
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不要全麥的 鴨子不吃
Not the whole-wheat kind. The ducks don't like that.
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米奇爾 鴨子是不會介意的
They're ducks, Mitchell. They don't care.
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我們都覺得
We both believe that
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動物在莉莉成長過程中是不可或缺的
animals should play a big part in Lily's life.
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我在農場上長大 接觸過很多動物
Having grown up on a farm, I was surrounded by them.
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它們更像是我的兄弟姐妹
They were more like brothers
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而不僅僅是牲畜家禽
and sisters than just, you know, livestock.
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多美味的兄弟姐妹
Delicious brothers and sisters.
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生在農場 它們深知以后的命運
Life on a farm- they know what they're getting into.
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才怪
Eesh.
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等等
Oh, wait.
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-公司打來的 -別接
- Oh, it's the office. -Don't answer it.
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我必須得接
I have to.
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每周六都來這一套 別接了
It's like this every Saturday. Just ignore it.
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也許這次不是呢 喂
Well, maybe it's not that this time. Hello?
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看吧
Yeah.
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真不錯
That's nice.
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我靠..小殼 你還好嗎 哥們
Holy- Shel? You all right, buddy?
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該死
Oh, hell.
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一共4只小鴨子呢 米奇爾
Oh, there's four of 'em, Mitchell.
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它們在親莉莉
They're giving her little duck kisses.
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她笑得很開心 真遺憾你看不到
Oh, she's laughing. I can't believe you're missing this.
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那又怎樣 小卡 我錯過的還少嗎
Well, why not, Cam? I've missed everything else.
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她第一次翻身 我在鳳凰城
She rolled over when I was in Phoenix.
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她學會爬行時 我卻在法庭上
She started scooting when I was in court.
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告訴他們你不去加班 你做的夠多的了
Well, just tell 'em you're not coming in. You do enough for 'em.
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關于這一點 你知道 我也知道
Well, you know that. I know that. You know?
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只有我那個混蛋老板不知道
The only one who doesn't know that is my sucky boss.
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他是有史以來最混蛋的混蛋
He's the suckiest suck of all time.
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他個可憐的賤人
He's a miserable son of a bitch who...
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好像聽到了我剛才說的話
may have heard everything I just said.
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-嗨 親愛的 -嗨
- Hi, honey. -Hey.
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什么時候去見你的女性朋友
When are you getting together with your gal pal?
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事實上 我正在等消息呢
Actually, I was just checking on that.
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她還沒給我發(fā)站內信
She's supposed to send me a message.
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原來你加了她的Facebook
Oh, you're Facebook friends.
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當然 她只是447個好友之一
Sure am. She's one of my 447 friends.
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大家都對我想入"菲菲"呢
Everybody wants a slice.
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你們恢復聯系有多久了
How long have you two been in touch with each other?
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她差不多一年前聯系到的我
Uh, she tracked me down about a year ago.
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怎么了 你什么意思
What? What's- What's that sound?
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沒什么
Mmm. Nothing.
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站內信終于來了
Oh. Here she is right now.
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"七點半 夢境餐廳見"
"How about we meet at Le Reve at 7:30?"
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你們的約會真夠"單純"的
That sounds innocent enough- I mean-
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和前女友在一家適合幽會的法國餐廳喝酒
drinks with an ex-girlfriend at an intimate French restaurant.
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親愛的 你說的話正是我期盼從你口中聽到的
Honey, you're doing that thing when you say what I want you to say
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但你的語氣好刻薄
but your tone seems mean.
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讓我猜猜啊 丹妮絲還沒結婚
Let me guess. Denise isn't married.
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最近才離的 這有什么問題
Recently divorced. What's the big deal?
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得了 菲爾 別太傻太天真
Come on, Phil. You can't be that naive.
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說真的 網上那些奔四的女人
Seriously, women in their 30s on the Internet are like-
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個個都是忍者
they're like ninjas.
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換上黑色外套
They get into their little black outfits
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暗地里當第三者插足別人的婚姻
and try and sneak their way into your marriage.
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丹妮絲不是那種人
That's not Denise.
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你看 這都是她給我發(fā)的站內信
Here. Read some of her messages.
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-你看完就知道你想多了 -好吧
- You're gonna feel silly. - Okay.
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"嗨 菲爾 最近怎么樣啊"
"Hey, Phil. How's it going?"
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你別亂加性感的勾引聲音
You can't add the sexy voice.
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"嗨 菲爾 過得怎么樣"
"Hi, Phil. How's it going?"
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"得知你脖子不疼了 我很高興"
"So glad to hear your neck is better."
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-你真吃醋了 -沒有
- Are you seriously jealous? - No,
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我一點都沒吃醋
I am not jealous at all.
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只是比你更懂女人而已
I just happen to know women better than you do,
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那女人絕對對你存有非分之想
and that woman wants a slice.
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好吧 為了證明你的想法是錯的
Okay. Just to prove how wrong you are,
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我打算邀她來家里喝酒
I'm gonna invite her over here for drinks.
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我無所謂 但愿她不介意
Fine with me. Just hope it's fine with Denise.
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"哎呀菲爾 我整顆心都在夢境餐廳"
"Gee, Phil, I really had my heart set on Le Reve."
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你故意刻薄的聲音可不會讓我生氣
That voice doesn't bother me.
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反而讓我喜歡
Kind of like it!
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他有什么反常的舉動嗎
Has he been acting weird around you?
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沒有 我一上午都躲著他
No, no. I've been avoiding him all morning.
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所以說你其實根本不知道他聽沒聽見
So you don't even know if he heard you.
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所以叫你來幫忙
That's why we're doing this.
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你到哪了 午餐時間只有半個小時
And where are you? I only have a half hour for lunch.
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你好 帥哥
Hello, handsome.
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早上就是在這里碰見他的
So this is where it happened.
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關掉手機
Just turn off the phone,
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搖下車窗 試試能不能聽見我說話
roll down the window and we'll see if you can hear me.
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請繞行 我們要重現罵人的過程
Go around! We're re-creating a faux pas!
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謝謝
Thank you.
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好了 能聽見我說話嗎
Okay. Can you hear me now?
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可以 但聽不太清
Yeah, but just barely.
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你之前罵的時候這么小聲嗎
Is this how loud you were talking?
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可能比這個音量大一點
It might have been a little bit louder.
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當時路上都是車 幾乎得用喊的
There was traffic. I almost had to shout.
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- 幾乎得什么 -用喊的
- You almost had to what? - Shout.
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-大點聲 -用喊的
- Little bit louder now. - Shout.
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-再大點聲 -用喊的
- Little bit louder now. - Shout!
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別鬧了 小卡 我的工作要保不住了
Really, Cam? My job is at stake here, and-
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開什么玩笑 顯然你一開始就聽得清
Oh, who are we kidding? You can obviously hear me.
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我徹底完了
I am so screwed.
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曼尼 曼尼 過來一下
Manny? Manny, come here a second, pal.
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-什么事 -有個壞消息要告訴你
- Huh? - I got some bad news, buddy.
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什么壞消息
What is it?
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我很難以啟齒
Well, there's no easy way to say this.
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小殼·斯坦龜死了
Shel Turtlestein is dead.
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什么 怎么死的
What? How?
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當時我正在看報紙
I was down here reading the paper,
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只聽樓上你的房間一陣騷亂的聲音
and I heard this commotion up in your room.
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出 出于本能反應 我跑上樓
So- so naturally, I go running up there.
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看見一只臟兮兮的浣熊已經破窗而入
And this mangy raccoon had busted through your screen.
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它肯定是跳到了小殼的魚缸旁邊
He must have scampered up to where Shel was.
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因為我進去的時候 那個壞家伙
By the time I walked in, he had-
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正抓著小殼的脖子使勁甩
the little bastard had him by the neck and shaking him.
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碎石被甩得到處都是
Gravel was flying everywhere.
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它看見我一點都不怕
He didn't even flinch.
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還得意地盯著我看 然后一下子就溜了
He just stared at me with that smug look and then bolted.
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我真后悔沒有早點上來
If only I'd have got here earlier.
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我能看看小殼的尸體嗎
May I see the body?
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寶貝 你真的要看嗎
Baby, are you sure that's a good idea?
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再痛苦我也必須面對
It's something I have to do.
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-確實是它 -對不起 哥們
- That's him. - Sorry, pal.
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可是完全說不通呀
It just doesn't make any sense.
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是啊 好龜不長命
Yep. Only the good die young.
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老師說 浣熊只在夜間行動
But in school, we learn raccoons are nocturnal.
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白天都在睡覺
They sleep during the day.
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當然 這一只可能是半夜起來找零食的
They sure do, and this one must've got up for a midnight snack.
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我們人也有類似的經歷嘛
You know, we've all done that.
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-應該是吧 -是啊
- I guess so. -Yeah.
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現在都能說得通了
It all adds up.
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我現在無法待在這個房間 太多回憶了
I don't think I can be in here right now. Too many memories.
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他會沒事的
He'll be okay.
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-你撒謊 -什么
- You lie. - What?
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在哥倫比亞 騙局我見一個識破一個
I'm Colombian. I know a fake crime scene when I see one.
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我當時想把那幅畫釘在墻上
I was hanging up the new poster
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結果它掉下來砸在小殼身上 純屬意外
and it fell on top of him. It was an accident.
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去跟他說實話
You have to tell him.
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不行 我有經驗
No. I've been through this before.
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米奇爾九歲的時候 他讓我照看他的鳥
When Mitchell was nine, I was supposed to take care of his bird.
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結果它飛了出去 撞上了一臺電扇
It got out and flew into a fan.
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那場面就像血花四濺的枕頭大戰(zhàn)
It was like a bloody pillow fight.
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老天 你到底殺過多少只寵物
My God. How many pets have you killed?
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就這兩只
Just the two.
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我不小心害死了那只鳥 是大錯特錯
I took the heat on the bird. It was a big mistake.
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直到今天 米奇爾看我的眼神
To this day, Mitchell looks at me,
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都好像在說
I see him thinking,
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"芙萊莎·米奈麗就是被這個人殺死的"
"That's the guy who killed Fliza Minnelli."
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要是曼尼發(fā)現了 你又要怎么辦
And what if he finds out? Then what?
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到時候你不僅是寵物殺手 還是個騙子
You'll be the guy that killed his pet and lied to him.
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他不會發(fā)現的 我已經掩蓋好自己的"行跡"了
He's not gonna find out because I covered my tracks.
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好吧
Okay.
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芙萊莎·米奈麗
Fliza Minnelli?
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我當時怎么就沒發(fā)現他是同性戀呢
How did I not know that kid was gay?
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嗨 盧克
Hey, Luke.
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今天可是你的大日子
Big day for you, huh?
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為什么
Why?
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-你終于可以見到你的親媽了 -什么
- Because you will get to meet your real mom. - What?
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本來大家說好 等你21歲再告訴你
We all made a pact we'd deny it until you turned 21.
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但是爸爸的前女友就是為這事來的
But that's the real reason Dad's old girlfriend's coming over.
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她才是你親媽
She's your mom,
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要是她喜歡你 你就得跟她生活了
and if she likes you, you'll go live with her.
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我才不是被領養(yǎng)的 我要去問媽媽
I'm not adopted. I'm asking Mom.
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你是說鄧菲太太嗎 她不會跟你說實話的
You mean Mrs. Dunphy? She's not going to tell you the truth.
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我不是
I-I'm not-
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我知道
I know.
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就因為他說你是呆家呆戶的推銷員嗎
Just 'cause he called you a dork-to-dork salesman?
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姐全力回擊
The empire shakes back.
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浣熊爪有5個指頭
Raccoons have five toes.
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什么
What's that?
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我不想來煩你
I don't mean to bother you.
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但我很疑惑
It's just confusing.
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我房間里浣熊的兩只腳印都只有4個指頭
The footprints in my room only have four toes.
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我知道怎么回事
You know, I bet I know what happened.
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它肯定是在一場打斗中失去了兩個指頭
I'll bet he lost those toes in a fight.
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那家伙看起來像是經過了幾場打斗
And that guy looked like he'd been in a brawl or two.
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-剛好一只爪失去一個指頭 -有可能
- One toe from each foot? - Maybe.
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曼尼 只有一件事
You know, Manny, I think the only thing...
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可以讓你不再問這樣的問題
that's gonna get you to stop asking all these questions...
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就是 一個永久性的告別
is for you to have a little closure.
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什么意思
What do you mean?
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給小殼舉辦一場小型追悼會吧
Well,I'd like to throw a little memorial for Shel.
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那對我們大家都好
It'll be good for all of us.
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那樣就可以把悲痛發(fā)泄出來
That way we get our grief out,
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之后誰都不要再提這件事 永遠不提
and then we never have to talk about this ever, ever again.
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嗨 當心腳下
Hi. Oh, careful. There's a thing.
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見到你真高興
Yeah. Good to see you.
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-嗨 -嗨 我是克萊爾
- Hi! Oh, my God. - Hi. I'm Claire.
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你就是 嗨
You must be- Oh. Yeah. Hi.
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-丹妮絲 -是的
- Denise. - Well- Okay.
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你本人比菲爾上傳的照片還要漂亮
You're even prettier than the pictures that Phil's always posting.
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-只有幾張 -是嗎
- Just a couple. - Oh?
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瞎說 每周都有
Shut up. Every week.
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他喜歡炫耀你的照片
He loves showing you off.
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我男友喜歡你在阿卡普爾科照的那幾張
And my boyfriend likes your Acapulco pictures,
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喜歡得我都有點吃醋了
probably a little too much.
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替我謝謝你男友
Well, thank your boyfriend for me.
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快請進
Come on in, please.
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我給你帶來一瓶祛皺緊致霜
Oh, I brought you, um, some lifting intensifier.
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我知道你用不上 不過這是限量版
Not that you need it. It's a limited edition,
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-謝謝 謝謝 -不客氣
- Thank you. Thank you. - Never mind.
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丹妮絲 給你介紹我的孩子
Oh, Denise, I think you might know these people.
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-這是海莉 -嗨
- Uh, that's Haley - Hi.
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-艾麗克斯和 -盧克
- Alex and- - Luke.
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他的卷發(fā)和我小時候的一模一樣
I had curly hair just like that when I was little.
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那又怎樣 說明不了什么
So? That doesn't mean anything.
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大家都過來 請坐
Why don't we, uh, come on in, have a seat. Please.
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爸爸上高中時候是什么樣子
So what was my dad like in high school?
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他的霹靂舞無人超越
Only the most amazing break-dancer ever.
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-不可能 -別刺激我 你看 你看
- No way. - Oh, don't fire it up. What? What?
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他柜子里有一個大匣子和一塊硬紙板
He had a boom box and a piece of cardboard in his locker.
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-你那個舞叫什么名字 -O型區(qū)
- And what was your dance name? - O-Zone.
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我開車送他去搜星節(jié)目試鏡
I drove him to his Star Search audition.
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順便提一下 試鏡就是走個形式
Which is totally political, by the way.
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O型區(qū)
O-Zone.
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太搞笑了 我以后就叫你這個
That is dead-ass funny. I'm so calling you that.
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謝謝
Thank you.
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你太走運了
Wow. You really lucked out.
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美麗嬌妻 豪華住房
You have a beautiful wife, a gorgeous house.
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還有一群孩子 我都想把盧克帶回家去
And those kids- I could take Luke home with me.
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不用跟我客氣
Well, be my guest.
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真的 趕緊把他帶走吧
Seriously, you go right ahead.
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不行 我喜歡這個家
No! I like it here!
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艾麗克斯 寶貝 看看你弟弟怎么了
Alex, honey, will you go find out what's wrong with your brother?
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遵命
Okay.
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如果可以的話 我想去一下
You know, um, if it's okay, I think I'm just gonna use the, um-
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當然可以 走廊盡頭就是
Oh, yeah. Of course. Down the hall.
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-就在左手邊 很容易找到 -謝謝
- Left-hand side. You can't miss it. - Thanks.
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-我承認她人很棒 -是嗎
- Okay, she's fantastic. -Yes?
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是 我好愧疚
Yes. I feel awful.
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什么時候起 我變得這么刻薄
When did I become this horribly cynical person...
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把別人都往壞處想
who assumes the worst about people?
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其實7年前我就發(fā)現...你才不是那種人
I first noticed it seven years- You're not.
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我太笨了 請問
Such an idiot. Is it-
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-我?guī)氵^去 沒關系的 -謝謝
- Oh, I'll show you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. Thanks.
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我們要怎么做
So how are we gonna do this?
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我以為只要給你指一下門
I thought I'd just point at the door.
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-所以我只想著 -我也是這么想的
- So I was thinking - I was thinking too.
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這個 是我酒店的房卡
Here... is my hotel room key.
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隨時歡迎你
You can come by whenever you want.
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今天早上挺有意思的 是吧
That was funny this morning, huh-
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紅燈的時候我剛好停在你的車旁邊
when I pulled up next to you at that stoplight?
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有意思
Funny?
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對 當時我正在和我老公打電話
Yeah. Because I was on the phone with my partner...
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談論他的上司多討厭 他的上司
talking about how horrible his boss was- his.
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然后你剛好停下 所以
And then you pull up. So-
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不管怎么說 很高興路上碰見你
Anyway, I'm glad I ran into you.
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我擔心他們要把開庭日期提前
I'm getting worried they're gonna move up our court date.
295
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所以你要全力做好準備
I need you to bust ass preparing.
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因為一旦周一叫我們去開庭
'Cause if they call us on Monday-
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一定要現在看嗎
Uh, you need to get that?
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不是 沒關系 只是一張
No. It's fine. It's just a...
299
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我女兒第一次站起來的照片
picture of my daughter standing for the first time.
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可以理解 確實值得慶祝
Yeah, they do that. It's a big day.
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無論如何 明天你還要來加班
Anyway, I need you here tomorrow.
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我知道明天是周日 但是
I know it's a Sunday, but,
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你肯定會準時到的 好嗎
uh, you think you can be on time, okay?
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其實 明天我有事
Actually, um, I have plans tomorrow,
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就不來了
uh, so I won't be here.
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我打算明天待在家里
I-I have plans to stay at home
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和家人一起 什么都不做 就這樣
with my family and do absolutely nothing. Okay.
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不過周一我還是會來上班
But I will see you on Monday.
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你的意思是 這事你說了算
So, you're in charge now, is that it?
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我才意識到 既然我女兒都能站起來
Well, I just figure if my daughter can stand up,
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我也應該起身反抗
then so can I.
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好了 最近大家加班都很辛苦
All right, look. We've all been working hard lately, okay?
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但這是工作性質決定的
But that's the job.
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明天不來 你就永遠不用來了
So either come in tomorrow or don't bother coming back again.
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好吧
Okay.
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還得用一下證件
Need the, uh, I.D. to
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乘電梯下樓 奔向自由
make the elevator go down to freedom...
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還有咖啡 配合我的行頭
and this to complete my set.
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烏龜 爬行動物 寵物
Turtle, reptile, pet.
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小殼·斯坦龜不僅僅是一只烏龜
Shel Turtlestein was many things.
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再說下去我就要哭了
I don't think I can do this without crying.
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不如我們直接跳到吃冷盤的環(huán)節(jié)吧
Maybe we should just get to the cold cuts.
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我們想聽完
Well, we wanna hear it.
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杰 要不你去念吧
Jay, why don't you read it?
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是你"送它上路"的 記得嗎
You were with him at the end. Remember?
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"小殼·斯坦龜不僅僅是一只烏龜"
"Shel Turtlestein was many things,"
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"最重要的是 它是我的朋友"
"but above all, he was my friend."
328
00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:11,750
"當菲奧娜·岡德森拒絕我的約會請求"
"When I didn't get a date with Fiona Gunderson,"
329
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,340
"有小殼的見證"
"Shel was there."
330
00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:15,500
"當我落選特維的角色"
"When I didn't get to play the part of Tevye,"
331
00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:17,010
"有小殼的見證"
"Shel was there."
332
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,150
"而當一只浣熊闖入我的房間"
"And when a raccoon broke into my room,"
333
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,560
"不幸的是 小殼也在"
"unfortunately, Shel was there.
334
00:14:21,650 --> 00:14:23,560
"跟這位朋友 我說過很多話"
"I said a lot of things to my friend,"
335
00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:27,110
"但最終卻來不及跟它說一句再見"
"but the one thing I never got to say was good-bye."
336
00:14:27,190 --> 00:14:29,860
等一下 我知道它是怎么死的了
Stop. I know what really happened.
337
00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:32,110
-是嗎 -我床邊上有一包薯條
- You do? - I left a bag of chips near my bed.
338
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:36,530
浣熊肯定是聞到味了 是我害死了小殼
The raccoon must have smelled it. It's my fault he's dead.
339
00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:37,920
對不起 小殼
Sorry, Shel.
340
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,640
杰 有什么話要跟曼尼說嗎
Jay, you don't have anything to say to Manny?
341
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:44,980
好吧
Yeah.
342
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,800
曼尼
Manny.
343
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,550
小殼不會怪你的
Shel forgives you.
344
00:14:56,140 --> 00:14:57,260
謝謝
Thank you.
345
00:14:59,350 --> 00:15:01,770
丹妮絲
Oh, Denise.
346
00:15:01,850 --> 00:15:04,350
這些照片太棒了 謝謝你
These pictures are amazing. Thank you.
347
00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:06,980
親愛的 你還是卷發(fā)呢
Sweetie, that perm.
348
00:15:07,110 --> 00:15:09,320
確切地說是杰里卷
Technically, that's a Jheri curl.
349
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,610
我特喜歡照相 今天還給自己照了一張
I just love to take pictures. I took this one of myself today.
350
00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:18,240
話說 我去開一瓶紅酒
You know what? I'm gonna open a bottle of wine.
351
00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:20,500
不要 千萬不要
No. No. That's the worst idea.
352
00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:23,290
別開 我沒那個心情
No, no. I'm not in the mood.
353
00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:25,370
我是怎么了 像個狼孩一樣
What am I, raised by a pack of wolves?
354
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,170
嗨 別鬧了
Hey. Come on now.
355
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:29,250
親愛的
Honey.
356
00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:31,510
你對丹妮絲的判斷也不是一點道理沒有
You weren't completely wrong about Denise.
357
00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:33,130
-為什么這么說 -她想要我
- How's that? - She wants me.
358
00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:36,260
-干什么 -那個 干她
- To do what? - It. Her.
359
00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:39,600
我說Facebook上的女人不正經
Oh. Oh, this is because of the thing I said about Facebook...
360
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,850
大家都在上面約炮 所以你失望了
and everybody's hooking up, and now you're disappointed.
361
00:15:41,930 --> 00:15:45,390
不是 她對著我大口咬空氣 像這樣
No. She bit the air right in front of me. Like that.
362
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,400
而且你看她塞給我一個什么
And then look what she tried to give me.
363
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,440
-需要我?guī)兔? -不用了
- Anything I can help with? - No.
364
00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:51,360
我找不到開瓶器了
I just- I can't find my corkscrew.
365
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:54,620
-摸我 -好了 丹妮絲
- Touch me. - Okay. Denise,
366
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,240
肯定是有什么地方讓你誤會了
I think somewhere along the line you got the wrong idea.
367
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,160
我腦袋里充滿想入"菲菲"的誤會
My head is full of wrong ideas.
368
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:03,120
-你的品味真不賴 克萊爾 -謝謝
- You have such great taste, Claire. - Thank you.
369
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,080
菲爾當年也是很有品"味"的
I remember Phil used to have really good taste too.
370
00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:08,080
-我用點洗手液 -找到了
- Let me get a little of this. - Oh, here it is.
371
00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:09,800
菲爾 拿幾個杯子過來
Phil, would you mind grabbing us a couple glasses?
372
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:10,340
沒問題
You betcha.
373
00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:12,550
-要我?guī)兔?quot;抓"什么嗎 -不用
- Need me to grab anything? - No!
374
00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:15,170
-這樣太離譜了 -我知道
- Okay, this is so wrong. - I know.
375
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,380
-有她在更刺激不是嗎 -不是
- It's way more exciting when she's in the room, isn't it? -No.
376
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,280
我還留著拉拉隊隊長的衣服
I still have my cheerleader outfit.
377
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:19,920
我也是
So do I.
378
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:23,180
但還是不能這樣 那個怎么碎了
But this still can't happen. When did that break?
379
00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:26,440
-你怎么退卻了 -我根本沒想亂來
- Why are you wussing out? - I never wussed in.
380
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,520
那你在Facebook上寫那些是為什么
What about all those things you wrote on Facebook?
381
00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:30,940
"你還好嗎 我脖子好疼"
"How was your day? My neck is so sore."
382
00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:33,010
怎么大家都要把留言說的那么下流
Why do people keep adding voices to these things?
383
00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:33,900
我沒別的意思
I didn't mean anything.
384
00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:35,750
你是說 我在這段關系上
Are you telling me that I wasted a year
385
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,240
浪費了一年時間
of my life on this relationship?
386
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,580
什么關系
What relationship?
387
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,340
還有多少女人被你勾引了
How many other women have you led on?
388
00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:41,510
靠 我怎么知道
No, I don't know!
389
00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:43,110
菲爾
Phil?
390
00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:47,120
菲爾 親愛的
Phil, honey.
391
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,570
記不記得 我們第一次約會的時候
Do you remember when you broke your arm
392
00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:52,000
你的胳膊受傷了
when we were first dating?
393
00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:54,000
記得 我在冰上摔倒了
Yeah, uh, when I slipped on the ice.
394
00:16:54,090 --> 00:16:56,260
是啊 奇怪了 這張照片里
Right. That's so weird. Because in this picture,
395
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:59,220
你帶著受傷的胳膊坐在丹妮絲旁邊
you're sitting with Denise and you have a broken arm, so-
396
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,300
是 是挺奇怪
Yeah, that's- that's weird.
397
00:17:01,390 --> 00:17:04,430
-你和我約會的時候和她還沒斷呢 -不是
- So you were still dating her when you started dating me? - No.
398
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,230
-菲爾 -可能是吧
- Phil? - Yeah. Maybe.
399
00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:08,230
有段時間 我橫跨兩條船
There was a time, a little overlap...
400
00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:10,760
當時 我打算和丹妮絲分手
when, uh, I was trying to break things off with Denise.
401
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,310
那你還帶我去圣達菲
You took me to Santa Fe.
402
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:16,030
圣達菲 你當時說是帶你爸爸去
Santa Fe? Phil, you told me that was your father.
403
00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:19,090
我知道你們很"新疼" 但其實都是舊傷
Okay, I know the pain is fresh, but the lie is really old.
404
00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:22,530
我來就是個錯誤 我走了
You know, this was a mistake. I'm gonna leave.
405
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:25,330
克萊爾 我要是你 就把他踢出家門
Claire, if I were you, I would kick him out.
406
00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:26,630
可能他會更加感激你
Maybe he'd appreciate you
407
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:28,870
讓他嘗到孤身一人在酒店過夜的滋味
more after he spent a lonely night in a hotel.
408
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,250
在機場旁的雷迪森酒店
At the Radisson, by the airport.
409
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,210
-你辭職了 -感覺太棒了
- You quit? - It was amazing.
410
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,920
在你眼前的是一個全新的我 小卡
No, no. This is the new me, Cam.
411
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:40,630
我再也不會讓別人主宰我的生活
I am not letting people run my life anymore.
412
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,180
我應該緊張才對 但我反而為你激動
I should be nervous, but I'm not. I'm excited for you.
413
00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:45,560
沒錯 這太令人激動了 太激動了
Yes! It's exciting! It's exciting.
414
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,600
你聽從了自己內心的想法 值得慶祝
Because you followed your heart, and that is worth celebrating.
415
00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:50,560
小卡 我覺得自己
Cam, I just feel-
416
00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:53,690
徹底解放了
so liberated.
417
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,530
我不會去撿起來的
And I'm not picking it up.
418
00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:58,780
-我喜歡你這樣 -我也是
- I like this guy. - I do too.
419
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,070
當然 我們以后要節(jié)儉一些
Yes, we'll have to cut back a little bit.
420
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,400
但這值得 不是嗎
But isn't it worth it if you feel
421
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,200
第一次為自己而活
like you're living your life for the first time?
422
00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:06,200
-太值得了 -那我們還等什么
- Totally. - What were we even waiting for?
423
00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:08,200
你重操舊業(yè) 當音樂老師
You will go back to teaching music,
424
00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:10,830
我休息幾個月 再找一份工作
and then I'll just find something in a... few months.
425
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,420
在那之前 我們只管坐下來
And until then, all we need to do is just sit back...
426
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,500
看著我們的小千金快樂成長
and watch this little miracle here dazzle us.
427
00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:19,010
-我好激動 -我也是
- I'm tingling. - I am too.
428
00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:22,090
我的心似乎從沒這么充實過
It's like my heart is full for the first time in forever.
429
00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:23,590
老天 心跳得好快
Oh, God, it's really pounding.
430
00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:25,940
我能感受到
It's like I feel the weight of
431
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,310
我的胸口充滿了一切可能
endless possibilities just sitting on my chest-
432
00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:29,620
她什么表現都沒有 小卡
She is not doing anything, Cam.
433
00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:30,790
你不是慌亂了吧
You're not panicking, are you?
434
00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:32,390
-我當然慌亂了 -你別慌亂
- Of course I am panicking. - No. Don't panic.
435
00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:33,170
你一亂 我也亂
If you panic, I panic!
436
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:35,170
我剛辭職了 小卡 老天啊
I just quit my job. Cam! My God.
437
00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:37,220
米奇爾 我過慣了好日子
Mitchell, I am used to nice things.
438
00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:38,590
以后要怎么辦
What are we gonna do?
439
00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:39,930
別慌 鎮(zhèn)定下來
Okay. No, no. Just calm down.
440
00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:40,760
我來規(guī)劃一下該怎么辦
This is what we're gonna do.
441
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,250
我要 我要用我的看家本領
I am going to- I'm gonna do what I'm trained to do.
442
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:44,840
為達目的不惜說謊
I am going to lie, grovel, debase myself
443
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,430
卑躬屈膝 自我貶低
until I get what I want.
444
00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:47,640
我可是律師 媽的
I am a lawyer, damn it.
445
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:48,660
米奇爾
Mitchell!
446
00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:51,310
不要
No.
447
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,900
提醒的好 忘了打領帶
Oh, no, you're right. The tie.
448
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:55,030
我是說 我們一定能找到更合適你
No. We'll find something better for you,
449
00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:57,030
而且對大家都好的辦法
something that works for all of us.
450
00:18:57,110 --> 00:18:59,280
沒有備用方案的 小卡
There's no Plan "B" here, Cam.
451
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:03,580
我們要還房貸 還要養(yǎng)個孩子
We have a mortgage. We have- We have a child to support.
452
00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,700
一切都會好的
Hey, it's gonna be okay.
453
00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:07,870
我們肯定有辦法
We're gonna figure it out.
454
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,620
我只希望你開心 你一定會開心的
I just want you to be happy, and you will be happy.
455
00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:14,290
這才是值得慶祝的事
And that is something worth toasting.
456
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,090
喝那個便宜的吧
Let's just drink the cheap stuff,
457
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,420
那瓶貴的我們轉手賣掉吧
'cause we might have to sell that bottle.
458
00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:26,060
說謊太多容易失眠
It's hard to sleep in a bed of lies.
459
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:28,130
對不對 杰
Isn't it, Jay?
460
00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:29,630
小孩記性很差
Kids get over these things pretty quick.
461
00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:31,730
沒準他現在像嬰兒一樣熟睡呢
He's probably sleeping like a baby right now.
462
00:19:31,810 --> 00:19:34,940
他肯定是清醒著的 滿心愧疚
I'm sure he's wide awake, full of guilt.
463
00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:37,030
反正我要睡覺了
Well, I'm going to sleep.
464
00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:48,410
媽的
Damn it!
465
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,840
你好 杰
Hello, Jay.
466
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,880
-你怎么不睡 -我在等待
- What are you doing up? - Waiting.
467
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,230
等什么
Waiting for what?
468
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:02,010
等真相 浣熊不是兇手 對嗎
The truth. It wasn't a raccoon, was it?
469
00:20:02,090 --> 00:20:05,220
好了好了 被你發(fā)現了 是我的錯
Oh, all right. You got me. I killed Shel.
470
00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:07,600
行了吧 對不起 我不是故意的
All right? I'm sorry. It was an accident.
471
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,140
你當時為什么不說實話
Why didn't you just tell me?
472
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:11,480
我不想惹你生氣
Because I didn't want you to be upset with me.
473
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,060
我們一開始關系很僵
You and I got off to a rocky start.
474
00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:15,980
最近 好不容易相處融洽了
Lately, it's been pretty good.
475
00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:17,990
我害怕毀了這一切
I was afraid I'd mess all that up
476
00:20:17,990 --> 00:20:19,970
所以不想讓你知道是我殺死了你的寵物
if you knew that I was the one that killed your pet.
477
00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:21,470
但你現在不僅殺了我的寵物
Now you're the guy who killed my pet
478
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,870
還編了個愚蠢的謊言
and made a stupid lie about it.
479
00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:23,870
我不覺得那是個愚蠢的謊言
Well, I don't think it was stupid.
480
00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:25,170
我以為挺聰明的
I thought it was pretty clever.
481
00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:29,690
我只是不想重蹈覆轍
I was just trying to avoid past mistakes.
482
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,040
聽著
Look.
483
00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:34,440
我知道我現在無法彌補對你造成的傷害
I know I can't make things all better right now,
484
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,140
但我相信以后會的
but maybe over time.
485
00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:37,420
也許吧
Maybe.
486
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,710
好好睡吧
Get some rest.
487
00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:42,330
既然你已經坦白了 我也該坦白
Since we're confessing things,
488
00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:44,370
還記得你車上的抓痕嗎
you know that scratch on your car?
489
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,250
就是一直擦不掉的那個 記得
The one that can't be buffed out? Yeah?
490
00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:48,210
你應該猜得到是怎么回事
You should probably know how it happened.
491
00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:49,300
我知道是怎么回事
I know how it happened.
492
00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:52,470
是浣熊干的
Raccoon did it.
493
00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:56,590
-晚安 杰 -晚安 小家伙
- Good night, Jay. -Good night, kid.
494
00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:00,700
我最大的成就
Best thing I ever did
495
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:03,030
就是辭了份爛工作 自己創(chuàng)業(yè)
was quit a miserable job and start my own business.
496
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,890
-謝謝老爸 -不過自己創(chuàng)業(yè)也不容易
- Thanks, Dad. - No, it's not gonna be easy.
497
00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:07,350
所以我和歌洛莉亞來送你個東西
That's why Gloria and I wanna give you a little something
498
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,640
幫你渡過難關
to help you through it.
499
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,190
爸爸 我不能
No, Dad, I can't.
500
00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:11,730
一定要給你 米奇
No. I want to, Mitch.
501
00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:15,240
辭職之后 我特別想
Okay, but, I mean, as soon as I'm back on my feet, I really want to-
502
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,450
爸爸 不要 你
Oh. Oh, Dad. No. You-
503
00:21:18,530 --> 00:21:21,410
20年前我的寵物蛇死了 你就想給我這個的
You tried to give me this 20 years ago when my pet snake died.
504
00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:23,250
-是嗎 -是
- I did? -Yes.
505
00:21:23,370 --> 00:21:26,080
-叫扎扎·戈波娃 -這名字真可愛
- Zsa Zsa Gaboa? - Oh, that's adorable.
506
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:28,630
你當時真不知道他是同性戀
And you really didn't know that he was gay?
507
00:21:28,710 --> 00:21:30,710
我該知道的 對吧
I must've, right?