艾倫脫口秀17 有三種顏色的貓是雌性

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All right,let's talk about your kitty cat.Now ,what made you get the kitty cat?

我們來(lái)談?wù)勀愕男∝埌?你怎么會(huì)想要養(yǎng)貓呢

Eh,well,I wanted a dog,but I was like I can't take...

我本來(lái)是要養(yǎng)狗的 但是我就像 我不能

Awwww, there she is.How do you not want that?Yeah,little Chaz Bono.

奧 就是它 你怎么可能不想要這只小可愛(ài)呢 是的 小CHAZ BONO

And you got her,is...is that her name?Well her offical name is Cleo,but she,we call her CHAZ BONO,because she's ,I've never met a cat like,

你 這是她的名字嗎 它的名字是Cleo 但是我們叫她chaz bono 因?yàn)樗?我從沒(méi)遇到過(guò)一只貓像

you assumed for she's a boy,because normally dogs're boys,cat're girls,right,but she's such a masculine energy.

開(kāi)始以為是個(gè)雄貓 因?yàn)檎?lái)說(shuō)狗像男孩子 貓像女孩子 對(duì) 但是她男性氣質(zhì)太強(qiáng)

Right. and that we gonna always says he,right, fot the first week I thought it was boy,

是的 她總是叫他 是的 頭一個(gè)星期我以為她是只雄的

I named her Oliver,like gotta call her Oliver.Like boy boy boy as we like, what's this name,so we call her Chaz Bono.

給她取名oliver 叫她oliver 小伙小伙的叫著 這是什么名字 所以我們叫她chaz bono

That's her driving.Because because those tawny cats,that's a tawny cat,all three colors cats are girls,

她在駕駛 因?yàn)辄S褐色的貓 這是只黃褐色的貓 有三種顏色的貓都是雌性

just you know that for the future,any cat with 3 colors is a femal.

以后你在碰到就清楚了 只要有三種顏色的貓都是雌性

and so, and she drives?Yes,she drive,she's cute as can be.So you got her as a kitten?

所以 她會(huì)開(kāi)車? 是的 她太可愛(ài)啦 你從她小時(shí)候就養(yǎng)了

I got her as a kitten when did this problem start,tell people what she's doing?She's peeing on my bed,because she hated my,and...

我從小就養(yǎng)她了 什么時(shí)候開(kāi)始這樣的 跟大家說(shuō)她在干嘛 她在我床上尿尿 因?yàn)樗憛捨?/p>

So ,but there must be reasons usually do that to act out,because she's using a little box before that it means first of all,there's a down-comforter,

肯定有原因她才會(huì)那么做的 因?yàn)樗谟盟懊娴谋P(pán)子 這意味著首先這有被子

yeah,then she's peeing becuase it's feathers,and she's smelling that.That's what happened, oh.

她尿尿是因?yàn)檫@些羽毛 她嗅到了 這就是原因 原來(lái)如此

That's even worse than peeing on your down-comforter,cause those are expensive,so...well I was renting the house so...and you're renting the comforter too?

比在被子上尿尿更糟糕的是 這些被子還都死貴 反正是我租的房子 被子也是租的嗎

I gave it back.I've waiting for the phone call,but it hasn't happened yet so...All right,that's one thing if it's the down-comforter

我退回去了 我一直在等人打電話給我 但是沒(méi)有 好吧 被子是一個(gè)原因 另一個(gè)原因是

and the other thing is she's mad at you,she's acting out,because...I think because I was working,I was gone all the time,

她對(duì)你很生氣 她在發(fā)泄 因?yàn)?可能是因?yàn)槲?一直不在家

so she was like, you know...right,so you have to get another kitty cat.I have to get another cat? that's right.

所以她才這樣 你知道的 對(duì)的 所以你要再買一只貓 我要再買一只貓 是的

That's the answer? Another cat?So she's not by herself,she's lonely.

這就是你的答案 再買一只貓 她就不會(huì)一個(gè)人了 她很孤單

Oh,that makes sense,people would assume cats can just be alone,you need to get another cat.

奧 有道理 人們都以為貓不會(huì)孤單 你還要再買一只貓

Yeah,all right I will get...we're talking about a cat.Ok,a cat.

好 我會(huì)的 我們居然在討論貓 是的 貓

All right,she wants me get another feline.I don't even know what you're even doing. All right.

好吧 她想讓我再買貓科動(dòng)物 我甚至不知道你在干嘛 好的

So Sliver Linings Playbook is in select theaters now,go see it. it's so so good.We'll be right back.

《烏云背后的幸福線》現(xiàn)在在電影院上映 去看看吧 很不錯(cuò)的電影 我們很快會(huì)回來(lái)的