愚人節(jié)整人支招

1. Wallpaper prank 偷換電腦桌面

This requires access to your co-worker's PC. You take a screenshot of your friend's desktop, set it as their wallpaper, and move all their desktop icons into a separate folder (don't delete them; that would be over the line). Then hide the remaining folder in your OS, which means all they see on the screen will be the wallpaper. When they try to click on the icons, swearing and astonishment will likely ensue.

2. BSOD prank 制造藍(lán)屏死機(jī)假象

Those who use Windows have probably, at least once, experienced the Blue Screen of Death (BSOD). You can install the Blue Screen of Death screensaver to simulate that, and scare the bejesus out of your co-worker. The download comes from Microsoft, so you can be sure it won't hose your Windows computer with a real BSOD.

3. Vaseline on the doorknob 在門把手上抹潤(rùn)滑劑

Crisco will also work just fine. Slather on a little bit, and get ready to crack up as your victims are denied entry.

4. Buggy toothpaste 在牙膏中放葡萄干

Place a raisin in the end of the toothpaste tube. When someone squeezes out the paste, they'll get what looks like a bug along with their minty tarter control glob.

5. Change the clocks 把表調(diào)快

After your roommate (or boyfriend or whoever) goes to sleep, change all the clocks in the house by an hour…or four. There's nothing more infuriating than taking a 4am shower just to realize you've been punked. Oh and make sure you set the clocks ahead and not back. You don't want anyone to show up late to work and get in an serious trouble, right?

6.The Sun reported that British Police were fitting hawks with speed cameras to catch lawbreaking motorists。

《太陽(yáng)報(bào)》報(bào)道稱，英國(guó)警方在老鷹上面安裝超速攝像頭，以便捕捉違法駕駛者。

7.The Daily Mail included photographs purporting to be the Queen gambling on horse racing amongst her subjects at a local Bookmaker。

《每日郵報(bào)》刊圖指出，英國(guó)女王和她的臣民們?cè)诋?dāng)?shù)氐囊患也┎实昀镔€馬。

8.The Sun reported that EU bureaucrats wanted to ban April Fools' Day because of physical and mental injury caused to the victims of jokes。

《太陽(yáng)報(bào)》報(bào)道稱，由于被開玩笑受害者受到肉體和精神上的創(chuàng)傷，部分歐盟官員要禁止愚人節(jié)。

9.Place a ‘house for sale’ ad in the newspaper for someone’s home.賣別人家的房子。。。