生活大爆炸第二季11.The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis(洗浴品假說): 圣誕節(jié)禮物事件

[00:00.00]美劇MP3+LRC [00:00.49]Your argument is lacking in all scientific merit. 你的論點完全缺乏科學論證 [00:03.30]It is well established Superman cleans his uniform by flying into Earth's yellow sun, 十分肯定的是 超人飛到地球的黃色恒星 可以清潔他的超人服 [00:08.64]which incinerates any contaminate matter 任何污染物都可以燒掉 [00:10.71]and leaves t invulnerable Kryptonian fabric unharmed and daisy fresh. 只留下不可摧毀的氪星球纖維布 完全無害 超級干凈 [00:10.22]Krypton: 超人出生的星球 [00:16.24]What if he gets something Kryptonian on it? 要是又染上啥氪星球的東西怎么辦? [00:18.59]Like what? 比如什么呢? [00:19.46]I don't know. Kryptonian mustard. 不知道 也許氪芥末吧 [00:22.68]I think we can safely assume that all Kryptonian condiments were destroyed 我覺得我們完全可以設想 所有氪星球調味品都被毀滅掉了 [00:25.86]when the planet Krypton exploded. 因為氪星已經爆炸了 [00:28.64]Or it turned into mustard Kryptonite, 或者全變成芥末放射物了 [00:28.15]Kryptonite: 氪星爆炸后的放射物 超人致命弱點 [00:30.74]the only way to destroy a rogue Kryptonian hotdog threatening Earth. 這是消滅威脅地球的 劣質氪星熱狗的唯一辦法 [00:35.88]Raj,please,let's stay serious here. Raj 拜托 嚴肅點討論 [00:38.67]Superman's body is Kryptonian,therefore his sweat is Kryptonian. 超人的身體來自氪星 他的汗水也是 [00:42.04]Yeah,what about Kryptonian pit stains? 對 還有氪星的汗?jié)n呢 [00:45.30]Superman doesn't sweat on Earth. 超人在地球不會出汗 [00:47.59]Okay,he's invited for dinner in the Bottle City of Kandor. 好吧 他到Kandor瓶子城里赴宴 (超人家鄉(xiāng) 氪星爆炸后被保存在瓶子里) [00:50.14]He miniaturizes himself,enters the city where he loses his superpowers. 他變小后 進入城市 就會失去超能力 [00:52.98]Now,before dinner,his host says,Who's up for a little Kryptonian tetherball? 宴會開始前 主人問 "誰想來玩玩氪星繩球?" [00:56.91]Superman says "Sure," works up a sweat,comes back to Earth, 超人說"當然愿意" 自然他就出了汗水 帶回了地球 [00:59.40]his uniform now stained with indestructible Kryptonian perspiration. 他的超人服就這樣 被不可摧毀的氪汗水污染了 [01:05.87]Boo ya. 沒招了吧你 [01:09.73]Superman would have taken his uniform to a Kandorian dry cleaner before he left the Bottle. 離開瓶子前 超人會去Kandor城干洗店 洗超人服 [01:15.69]Kandorian dry cl... I give up. Kandor城的干洗... 我不玩了 [01:17.11]You can't have a rational argument with this man. 這家伙蠻不講理 [01:21.63]Hey,isn't that the guy who won the MacArthur genius grant last year? 嘿 那不是去年 麥克阿瑟天才獎的得主嗎? [01:25.70]No,not all at once. 別 不要一起看 [01:28.15]- Then how? - Leonard. - 那怎么看? - Leonard [01:32.45]Now,Raj. 該你了 Raj [01:35.79]Now,Sheldon. 現在 Sheldon [01:39.26]I didn't get a good look. Can I go again? 我沒看清楚 我可以再看看嗎? [01:40.68]No. 不行 [01:42.24]It's David Underhill. So what? 是David Underhill 那又怎樣? [01:44.39]So what? 那又怎樣? [01:45.44]His observation of high-energy positrons has provided the first conclusive evidence 他對高能正電子的觀測 第一次實證了 [01:49.33]for the existence of galactic dark matter. 宇宙暗物質的存在 [01:51.29]I have two words for you. The first is "big," the other's "whoop." 送你兩個詞 第一個是"大聲" 第二個是 "叫哇" [01:55.42]It is a big whoop. 是該大聲叫哇 (大肆宣揚) [01:56.65]It made almost all the work you've done since you've been here completely useless. 幾乎讓你來這之后的一切研究 都沒了意義 [01:59.33]- Did not. - Did,too. - 才不是 - 的確是 [02:00.52]Did... Okay,maybe some of it,but... 不... 好吧 可能有些是吧 但... [02:04.23]Look,the guy was just in the right place,at the right time 他不過是適時適地 [02:06.56]with the right paradigm-shifting reinterpretation of the universe. 適當地給出了闡釋宇宙的轉換示例 [02:09.40]He got lucky. 走運而已 [02:11.73]In more ways than one. 可不止那樣 [02:13.54]He's a very handsome man. 他還是個帥哥呢 [02:16.09]Doesn't do anything for me. 我那么帥 又有啥用 [02:17.34]If I was gonna go that way,I'm more of a Zac Ephron kinda guy. 要是我成名了 我也是Zac Ephron那種類型的 [02:23.87]Oh,yeah,like you have a shot with Zac Ephron. 說的好像你跟Zac談過朋友啊 [02:27.68]Excuse me... Are you Leonard Hofstadter? 請問..你是Leonard Hofstadter嗎? [02:31.21]- yeah. - I'm David Underhill. - 是我 - 我是David Underhill [02:33.34]y-yeah. 你好~ [02:36.46]Yeah,Dr. Gablehauser said if I wanted to set something up in the photomultiplier lab, Gablehauser博士告訴我 要在光電實驗室做實驗的話 [02:39.60]that you'd be able to give me a hand? 你可以幫到我? [02:41.91]You want to work with me? 你想和我一起工作? [02:42.93]Well,if you have a little time,yeah. 如果你有時間的話 是的 [02:44.66]Y-yeah,sure. Yeah,no problem. 哇哦 是-當然有 沒問題 [02:48.77]Here's my home number. Here's my cell. Here's my office. 這是我家的號碼 我的手機 我辦公室的 [02:53.34]Here's my parents' number up in New Jersey. 這是我新澤西父母家的號碼 [02:56.50]They always know how to reach me. 他們知道我的一切行蹤 [02:57.44]- So... - Okay. - 所以... - 好的 [02:58.29]Congratulations on the MacArthur Grant,by the way. Big fan. 順便恭喜你得到麥克阿瑟獎 我很粉你的 [03:01.61]Thanks. I'll call you. 謝謝 我會聯系你的 [03:03.35]Okay. Bye-bye! 好的 拜-拜! [03:11.25]What are you looking at? You've never seen a hypocrite before? 看什么看? 以前沒看到過偽君子嗎? [03:39.09]Trailing badly,Wolowitz needs a strike if he has any hopes of catching up with Sheldon Cooper, 拖曳步不到位 Wolowitz需要一投全倒 才能追趕上Sheldon Cooper [03:43.63]who is dominating in the ninth frame with a career-best 68. 后者第九格打出職業(yè)生涯最高的68分 優(yōu)勢無人撼動 [03:57.24]Hey,guys! 嘿 兄弟們! [04:00.06]That doesn't count. Do over! Do over! 這個不算 重來! 重來! [04:01.98]There are no do-overs in Wii bowling. Wii保齡球不許反悔 [04:05.47]There are always do-overs when my people play sports. 我們運動的時候 都有重來的 [04:10.12]Where were you that's more important than Wii bowling night? 你有啥事 能比Wii保齡之夜還重要? [04:12.69]- Actually,I was... - It's a rhetorical question. - 其實我在... - 反問句而已 [04:14.49]There is nothing more important than Wii bowling night. 不會有比Wii保齡之夜還重要的事 [04:17.63]Come on,it's just a video game. 得了吧 不就是個視頻游戲 [04:19.57]And we suck at it. 而且我們玩得很遜的 [04:21.78]Nice motivational speech from the team captain. 隊長的講話多么激勵人呀 [04:25.72]Where were you? 你去哪兒了? [04:26.96]I was working with Dave Underhill. 我和Dave Underhill在一起工作呢 [04:28.58]Ooh,"Dave." Sounds like Leonard's got a new BFF. 呀 "Dave" 聽著好像Leonard有新死黨了 [04:33.66]Actually,he's pretty cool. 他的確相當的酷 [04:35.14]I mean,not only is he a brilliant scientist, 不僅僅因為他是個天才的科學家 [04:37.37]but it turns out he's a Black Diamond skier. 而且他是還玩黑鉆滑雪板 [04:39.97]He collects vintage motorcycles. He plays in a rock band. 他收集老爺摩托車 他還玩搖滾樂隊 [04:43.54]So? We're in a rock band. 又怎樣? 我們也玩搖滾的 [04:45.55]No... We play Rock Band on our X-Box. 不... 我們是玩X-Box的搖滾 [04:51.02]Nice motivational speech from our lead guitarist. 我們的主音吉他手真會鼓勵大家呀 [04:54.68]He's funny,too. 他也很幽默 [04:55.65]He does this hysterical impersonation of Stephen Hawking having phone sex. 他模仿斯蒂芬霍金電話做愛 笑死人了 [05:01.41]What are you wearing? 你-穿得-什么-呀? [05:04.99]That's not... He does it better. 不是這樣的...他模仿得好多了 [05:07.40]Anyway,he said he was gonna take me to the gym tomorrow, 總之 他說明天帶我去體育館 [05:09.42]so I'm gonna go practice my situps. 所以我得去練練仰臥起坐 [05:13.87]Humongous man crush,dude. 大丈夫惺惺相惜呀 [05:16.44]Yeah. It's officially a bro-mance. 對呀 正式進入"哥倆好"階段 [05:20.68]Hey,Sheldon,are you and Leonard putting up a Christmas tree? Sheldon 你和Leonard準備好圣誕樹了嗎? [05:23.09]No,because we don't celebrate the ancient pagan festival of Saturnalia. 沒 因為我們不慶祝古代異教徒的農神節(jié) [05:28.76]Saturnalia? 農神節(jié)? [05:30.13]Gather round,kids,it's time for Sheldon's beloved Christmas special. 孩子們都過來吧 聽聽Sheldon叔叔最愛的圣誕段子 [05:36.49]In the pre-Christian era,as the winter solstice approached and the plants died, 在基督教以前的年代里 隨著冬至的來到 植物死去 [05:40.53]pagans brought evergreen boughs into their homes as an act of sympathetic magic, 異教徒們把綠樹枝帶回家里 作為一種感應巫術 [05:44.72]intended to guard the life essences of the plants until spring. 意在 守護植物的生命精華 直到春天到來 [05:48.11]This custom was later appropriated by Northern Europeans 這個傳統(tǒng)后來被北歐人沿用 [05:50.82]and eventually it becomes the so-called Christmas tree. 最終演變成了圣誕樹 [05:55.55]And that,Charlie Brown,is what boredom is all about. 我跟你說 Charlie Brown (漫畫人物) 無聊的最高境界也就是這樣了 [06:01.45]Okay,well,thank you for that,but I got you and Leonard a few silly neighbor gifts, 好了 謝謝你的解釋 但我給你和Leonard都買了傻傻的小禮物 [06:05.29]- so I'll just put them under my tree. - Wait! - 放我圣誕樹下好了 - 等等! [06:08.01]You bought me a present? 你給我買了禮物? [06:10.29]Why would you do such a thing? 為什么呢? [06:13.44]I don't know. 'Cause it's Christmas? 不知道 因為圣誕吧? [06:15.03]Oh,Penny. Penny [06:16.19]I know you think you're being generous,but the foundation of gift-giving is reciprocity. 我明白 你這么做覺得自己很大方 但贈送禮物的基礎原則是禮尚往來 [06:20.69]You haven't given me a gift. 你不是給我一份禮物 [06:22.28]You've given me an obligation. 你給了我一份責任 [06:26.16]Don't feel bad,Penny,it's a classic rookie mistake. 別太郁悶 Penny 一般新手都會犯這個錯誤 [06:29.02]My first Hanukah with Sheldon,he yelled at me for eight nights. 我和Sheldon過的第一個光明節(jié) 他吼了我八夜 [06:34.34]Now,hey,it's okay. You don't have to get me anything in return. 沒事的 你用不著回贈禮物的 [06:36.56]Of course I do. 我當然得回贈了 [06:37.77]The essence of the custom is that I now have to go out and purchase for you a gift of commensurate value 風俗的精髓就在于 我得去給你買份價值相當的禮物 [06:42.34]and representing the same perceived level of friendship as that represented by the gift you've given me. 才能夠代表你的禮物 所表達的相同的情意 [06:48.07]It's no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year. 怪不得每年這個時候 自殺率狂飆呀 [06:52.29]Okay,you know what? Forget it. I'm not giving you a present. 忘了這事吧 我不會送你禮物了 [06:54.03]No,it's too late. I see it. 不 太遲了 我看見了 [06:55.49]That elf sticker says,"To Sheldon." 那個精靈貼紙上寫著"贈Sheldon" [06:58.62]The die has been cast. 骰子已經擲出 [07:00.16]The moving finger has writ Hannibal has crossed the alps. 魔手已經伸出 (阿加莎小說"魔手") 漢尼拔已經越過了阿爾卑斯山 [07:00.82]漢尼拔率軍巧過山 擊潰羅馬軍 [07:05.67]I know. It's funny when it's not happening to us. 就是啊 看別人熱鬧最樂呵 [07:10.63]Sheldon,I am very,very sorry. Sheldon 我真的非常抱歉 [07:13.14]No. No,I brought this on myself by being such an endearing and important part of your life. 不 我自找的 誰叫我出現在你生命里 又那么可愛 那么舉足輕重呢 [07:20.08]I'm going to need a ride to the mall. 我需要有人載我去賣場 [07:23.30]It's happening to us. 風水輪流轉 我們該倒霉了 [07:30.19]- Are you gonna make it? - Yeah,I guess. - 你能行嗎? - 嗯 沒問題吧 [07:32.12]All right. 行 [07:34.64]Thanks for letting me try out your motorcycle. 謝謝讓我試騎你的摩托車 [07:38.22]No problem. 不用 [07:39.51]I had no idea it was so heavy. 我不知道它會這么重 [07:42.71]The thing just fell right over on me,didn't it? 它實實地壓住我了 對吧? [07:45.36]Yeah. Lucky for you it wasn't moving. 是呀 走運的是它還沒啟動 [07:48.96]Oh,hey,Leonard. Ooh,are you okay? 嘿 Leonard 哎呀 你沒事吧? [07:50.55]Oh,yeah. It's just a little motorcycle accident. 哦 只是一點小小的摩托車事故 [07:53.81]My God,how fast were you going? 天啦 你開得多快呀? [07:55.48]I don't know. It's all such a blur. 不知道 一切都模糊了 [07:59.60]Good one. He couldn't even get it started. 真幽默 他甚至沒點著火 [08:02.50]- Dave. - Penny. - 你好 我是Dave - 你好 我是Penny [08:04.64]So it's your motorcycle? 那他騎的是你的摩托車了? [08:07.11]Is it okay? 車子還好嗎? [08:10.04]Lucky for the bike it landed on my leg. 機車很走運 有我的腿當墊背 [08:13.90]- You mind giving me a hand with speed racer here? - Oh,yeah. Yeah,sure. - 能幫我扶下這位急速飛車手嗎? - 當然愿意 [08:16.56]So,um,Dave,how do you know Leonard? Dave 你怎么認識Sheldon的? [08:19.13]I'm a physicist. 我是物理學家 [08:20.75]No,you're not. 你不是吧 [08:23.79]Why is that so surprising? 有那么吃驚嗎? [08:25.34]Uh,well,it's just that the physicists I know are indoorsy and pale. 反正 我認識的物理學家 都很宅 皮膚也都可白了 [08:31.81]I'm not indoorsy. 我哪里宅了 [08:33.10]I just wear the appropriate sun block because I don't take melanoma lightly. 我涂防曬霜 因為不想引起黑素瘤嘛 [08:37.45]So,are you and Leonard working on an experiment together? 你和Leonard一起做實驗的? [08:40.06]Yeah,actually we are. 對 我們是 [08:40.98]Yeah,we're examining the radiation levels of photomultiplier tubes for a new dark matter detector. 對 我們在檢測一種新暗物質探測器 的光電倍增管的輻射等級 [08:45.56]Uh,sweetie,sweetie,Dave was talking. 親愛的 親愛的 Dave還沒說完呢 [08:48.90]You know,I love science. 知道不 我很熱愛科學噠 [08:50.81]- Since when? - Since always. - 啥時候的事兒? - 一直都是嘛 [08:53.65]Call me a geek,but I am just nuts for the whole subatomic - particle thing. 你說我書呆子也罷 但我對什么亞原子微粒真的很狂熱 [08:58.39]The last thing I would ever call you is a geek. 哪會想到你是書呆子吶 [09:01.07]Well,that's what I am-- queen of the nerds. 我就是啊 我是書呆呆女王 [09:05.21]Well,if you like,I could show you the lab we're working in. 要是你愿意 去看看我們的實驗室吧 [09:07.88]We've got some cool toys,you know-- lasers and stuff. 那兒設備很不錯 激光器啥的 [09:10.60]You know,I have always wanted to see a big science lab. 哎呀 我一直好想參觀科學實驗室 [09:14.11]- Since when? - Since always. - 啥時候的事兒? - 一直都是嘛 [09:16.77]- Leonard,are you okay here? - Yeah. I guess. - Leonard 送到這兒 你沒問題了吧? - 對 沒問題 [09:19.43]How 'bout we go see it now? 那咱現在就去? [09:20.90]Maybe afterwards we take the bike up the coast, We grab a little bite to eat... 之后可以去海邊飚飚車 再吃點什么 [09:24.59]Yeah. Yeah,that sounds great. Let me just get my jacket. 好呀 很好玩的樣子 我去穿件外套 [09:31.56]Boy,she'll do,huh? 她行的吧? [09:34.78]Yeah,if you like that type. 對 如果你喜歡那種型的 [09:37.34]So,you and her... 那么 你和她... [09:39.33]- No,just neighbors. - Really. - 沒啦 普通鄰居而已 - 真的? [09:42.03]I don't know how you live next door to that without doing something about it. 隔壁住著這樣的妞兒 怎么都不行動啊 [09:47.03]Actually... science is my lady. 其實... 科學才是我的女神 [09:53.30]- Okay. Let's go. - All right. - 好了 走吧 - 好 [09:55.38]- See you tomorrow,Leonard. - See ya. - 明天見 Leonard - 回見 [09:57.75]'Bye,Penny. Have fun. 拜 Penny 玩的開心啊 [10:05.16]Yes? 誰啊? [10:13.64]Did you forget your key? 忘帶鑰匙了? [10:25.63]I don't see anything in here a woman would want. [10:27.65]這兒的東西女孩都不會喜歡啊 [10:29.83]You're kidding. You've got lotions and bath oils and soaps. [10:31.85]開啥玩笑 這兒有潤膚露 精油 香皂 [10:33.73]I mean,that's the estrogen hat trick. [10:35.75]簡直是雌激素帽子戲法(連中三元) [10:38.73]What it is is a cacophonous assault of eucalyptus,bayberry,cinnamon and vanilla. [10:40.75]這無疑是對桉樹 月桂果 肉桂 香草的侵犯啊 真殘忍 [10:44.93]It's as if my head were trapped in the pajamas of a sultan. [10:46.95]就好比我的頭卡在蘇丹睡衣里似的 [10:48.76]Sheldon,if you don't like this stuff,let's just go next door and build her a bear. [10:50.78]Sheldon 要是你受不了這些東西 咱就去隔壁 給她搭個玩具熊 [10:53.85]I told you before,bears are terrifying. [10:55.87]我跟你說過嘛 熊很嚇人的 [10:58.02]Come on,bath stuff. It's perfect! [11:00.75]You got a scented candle,a cleansing buff, 得了吧 沐浴用品 夠完美了 [11:03.81]spearmint and green tea scented bath oil,promotes relaxation. 薰香蠟燭 沐浴手巾 [11:06.77]That presupposes Penny is tense. 荷蘭薄荷加綠茶味精油 有助放松 [11:08.54]She knows you. She's tense. We all are. Buy a basket! 這在Penny壓力很大的前提下才有用 [11:11.62]- Excuse me,we're ready. - No,we're not. 她了解你 她會壓力很大的 咱不都是嘛 快買禮品籃吧! [11:14.54]Let's say for a moment that I accept the bath item gift hypothesis, - 你好 我們選好了 - 沒選好 [11:16.56]這么說吧 假如我暫且同意 購買沐浴用品 [11:18.30]I now lay the following conundrum at your feet: Which size? [11:20.32]接下來又有這樣一個難題: 買哪個大小的? [11:22.64]This one. Let's go. [11:24.53]You put no thought into that. 這個 付錢去吧 [11:26.25]I'm sorry. Uh... this one. Let's go! 你都不好好想想 [11:28.27]不好意思 就這個! 快付錢去吧 [11:31.88]I have insufficient data to proceed. [11:33.66]- Excuse me,miss? - Yes? 處理這一問題的數據尚不充分 [11:36.75]If I were to give you this gift basket,based on that action alone and no other data, - 請問一下 小姐? - 嗯? [11:38.77]如果我將這個禮籃送給你 僅根據這一舉動 不考慮其他任何因素 [11:41.34]infer and describe the hypothetical relationship that exists between us. [11:43.36]請你推斷并描述 我倆之間可能的關系 [11:47.68]Excuse me? [11:50.04]Here. 什么意思? [11:51.92]Now,are we friends? Colleagues? Lovers? 給你 [11:53.94]你說 我倆是朋友呢? 同事呢? 還是戀人? [11:56.57]Are you my grandmother? [11:58.59]或者 你是我奶奶? [12:00.38]I don't understand what you're talking about and you're making me a little uncomfortable. [12:02.40]你說的我啥都聽不懂 你再說我要生氣了啊 [12:05.34]See? Sounds just like you and Penny. We'll take it. [12:07.36]看到沒? 簡直是你和Penny的翻版嘛 我們就買這個 [12:13.86]Hey,Leonard. Come,join us. [12:15.08]Oh,hey,Dave. And Penny,what a surprise. 嘿 Leonard 快過來 一起吧 [12:17.10]嘿 Dave 哇 Penny 好驚喜哦 [12:18.99]Hey,Leonard. Dave was just showing me around the university. [12:21.30]You know,this place is unbelievable! 嘿 Leonard Dave剛帶著我在校園里兜了兜 [12:23.35]Yeah,I know. I've been offering to show you around for a year and a half. 學校好漂亮啊! [12:25.37]我知道 我邀你參觀 都邀了一年半了 [12:27.63]You always said you had yoga. [12:29.87]I never said that. 你每次都說 要上瑜伽課 [12:31.21]Maybe I heard you wrong. 我沒說過吧 [12:32.95]A lot of words sound like "yoga." 大概我聽錯了 [12:36.23]This is an amazing woman,Leonard. 好多詞都跟"瑜伽"發(fā)音相近 [12:37.83]She has a curious and agile mind,not to mention being curious and agile in other respects. 這個女人太不可思議了 Leonard [12:39.85]她充滿求知欲 頭腦機敏 更不用說 其他方面也很敏捷很渴求 [12:43.40]Oh,shut up! [12:45.21]Yes,please shut up. 快別說了! [12:47.23]對啊 快別說了 [12:48.77]So,um,Dave,don't you think you and I should get back to the lab? [12:50.79]Dave 咱們是不是該回實驗室了? [12:52.57]You know,that dark matter isn't going to detect itself. [12:54.59]暗物質自己可檢測不出來啊 [12:59.05]Actually,I was thinking about taking the afternoon off [13:01.03]so I could work on another experiment with Penny. 我倒想今兒下午請個假 [13:03.53]Really? We're going to do an experiment? 好跟Penny做做另外一項實驗 [13:05.83]We're going to explore the effects of tequila shots on a gorgeous 22-year-old woman. 真的? 我們要做實驗了? [13:07.85]我們將探索一下 龍舌蘭酒 作用于芳齡22的美女身上 有什么效果 [13:10.49]It's not an experiment! You saw what happened last night. [13:12.51]這哪是什么實驗呀! 你昨晚也看到結果了 [13:15.36]- You ready to go? - Yeah. [13:16.87]Oh,can I drive the motorcycle? - 那我們走吧? - 好 [13:18.33]Yeah,why not? You can't do any worse than Leonard. 喔 我能騎騎你的摩托車不? [13:20.35]當然 反正不會比Leonard遜 [13:22.09]That's funny. [13:24.11]好好笑 [13:26.65]By the way,my leg is killing me. Thanks for asking. [13:28.67]順便說句 我腿疼死啦 多謝你們關心 [13:53.31]Mmm,great news,Leonard. [13:54.80]I've solved my Penny gift dilemma. 大好消息啊 Leonard [13:57.33]Yippee. 要不要給Penny回禮的問題 我已經解決了 [13:59.22]You see,the danger was that I might under or over-reciprocate, 好開心 [14:02.59]but I have devised a foolproof plan. 你知道 我回的禮 可能太輕 也可能太重 [14:04.59]See,I will open her gift to me first and then excuse myself, 但我想出了完美的計劃 [14:06.61]到時候 我先拆開她送的禮物 然后借口失陪 [14:08.69]feigning digestive distress. [14:10.44]Then I'll look up the price of her gift online,choose the basket closest to that value, 假裝腸胃不適 [14:12.46]然后迅速在網上查好禮物價格 選一個價格最接近的禮籃 [14:15.74]give it to her and then I'll return the others for a full refund. [14:17.76]送給她 之后再把其他禮籃都送去退掉 [14:21.91]Brilliant. [14:23.80]It is,isn't it? 太聰明了 [14:26.17]Is it okay if I hide them in your room? 當然了 敢說不是? [14:28.37]The smell makes me nauseated. 我把籃子藏你房間里成不? [14:30.39]那股味道喲 聞了就要吐 [14:31.90]Do whatever you want. [14:33.26]Thank you,that's very gracious. 隨你怎么辦吧 [14:35.28]謝謝 你真是品格高尚 [14:37.14]Gentlemen. [14:39.16]先生們 [14:42.29]Why couldn't you have just done what Leonard did and get Penny a new boyfriend? [14:44.31]你就不能學學Leonard? 給Penny找個男朋友不就行了?! [14:50.71]My leg is killing me. Thanks for asking. [14:52.73]腿要痛死了 謝謝大家關心 [15:04.31]Okay,I have just one question for you. [15:07.75]While I am perfectly happy with the way things are between us, 好 我就問你一個問題 [15:10.39]you said that you didn't want to go out with me because I was too smart for you! 我對咱倆的關系狀況非常滿意 [15:13.60]Well,news flash,lady: David Underhill is ten times smarter than me! 你那時說不愿意跟我約會 是因為我太聰明了! [15:15.62]告訴你吧 姑娘: Dave Underhill比我聰明十倍! [15:18.54]You'd have to drive a railroad spike into his brain for me to beat him at checkers! [15:20.56]跟他下跳棋 得往他腦子里戳根大鐵釘 我才能贏他 [15:23.70]Next to him,I'm like one of those sign-language gorillas who knows how to ask for grapes! [15:25.72]跟他比起來 我就像是只會做做手勢的大猩猩 只知道怎么討葡萄吃! [15:29.44]So,my question is... [15:32.18]What's up with that? 所以 我要問的就是... [15:34.20]到底咋回事兒啊? [15:36.14]Why are you yelling at me? [15:38.68]Sorry,I'm sorry,I'm sorry! Never mind,we're cool. 你吼我干什么嘛 [15:40.70]不好意思 對不起對不起 別往心里去 我沒怪你 [15:43.02]Dave is not smarter than you. He's an idiot. [15:45.04]Dave才沒有比你聰明呢 他是個傻冒兒 [15:46.65]Really? Why would you say that? [15:49.31]Because a smart guy takes the nude photos of his wife off his cell phone 真的? 為啥這么說呢? [15:51.33]真正的聰明人 用手機給女朋友拍裸照之前 [15:53.41]before he tries to take nude photos of his girlfriend. [15:55.43]都會先把老婆的裸照給刪了! [15:58.61]He tried to take nude photos of you? [16:01.31]That's what you took from that? 他要給你拍裸照? [16:03.33]你咋想到那兒去了? [16:06.08]The guy is married! [16:08.14]Oh,yeah. I'm so-- Oh,that's terrible. 那家伙都有老婆了! [16:10.16]是哇... 真是... 太糟了 [16:13.35]And you,if you are so okay with the way things are between us, [16:15.98]why are you so jealous? 那你呢 既然你對咱倆的關系很滿意 [16:17.94]Well,uh... 你吃個什么醋啊? [16:20.47]The important thing is he's married and that's terrible! [16:22.49]關鍵是 他已經結婚了! 太不厚道了呀! [16:26.24]Nice save,genius. [16:29.50]Eggnog? 算你嘴巴靈 [16:30.55]Lactose. 要蛋奶酒不? [16:33.55]It's just rum. It stopped being eggnog like half an hour ago. 我不耐乳糖 [16:35.57]只有朗姆酒啦 1小時前就不是蛋奶酒了 [16:42.38]Smooth. [16:45.44]Smoother than you. 好醇~~ [16:48.59]Come on,it's Christmas, just give me this one. 是啊 比你好咧 [16:50.61]都圣誕節(jié)了 你就遷就我一回唄 [16:52.85]Okay,Merry Christmas. [16:54.87]好吧 圣誕快樂 [17:01.62]By the way,my leg is killing me. Thanks for asking. [17:03.64]順便說哇 我腿快疼死了 多謝關心 [17:13.03]- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. [17:14.77]- How's your leg? - Very good,thanks for asking. Come on in. - 圣誕快樂 - 圣誕快樂 [17:16.99]- 你腿咋樣了? - 好多了 謝謝關心 進來吧 [17:19.04]Ah,good,Penny,you're here to exchange gifts. [17:21.26]喔 太好了 Penny 你終于來交換禮物了 [17:25.93]You'll be pleased to know I'm prepared for whatever you have to offer. [17:28.15]你一定很高興 因為我的回禮準備很周到哦 [17:30.80]Okay,here. [17:33.02]行~ 給你 [17:35.97]I should note I'm having some digestive distress, [17:38.19]先說一句 我的腸胃不太舒服 [17:41.22]so,if I excuse myself abruptly,don't be alarmed. [17:43.44]所以 要是我突然離開一陣 你可別慌 [17:53.27]Oh,a napkin. [17:55.49]哦 小餐巾吶 [17:58.33]Turn it over. [18:00.55]翻過來瞧瞧 [18:06.42]"To Sheldon, [18:08.12]"live long and prosper. "獻給Sheldon: [18:11.80]Leonard Nimoy." 愿你多壽多福 [18:14.02]Leonard Nimoy敬上" (Spock的扮演者) [18:17.10]Yeah,he came into the restaurant. [18:18.31]Sorry the napkin's dirty. He wiped his mouth with it. 他前幾天來咱餐館了 [18:20.53]不好意思餐巾有點臟 他用這擦過嘴 [18:26.26]I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?! [18:28.48]我擁有Leonard Nimoy的DNA了?! [18:33.80]Well... [18:38.57]Yeah,yeah. I guess. But look,he signed it. [18:41.36]Do you realize what this means?! 對 是吧 你看啊 他簽了名呢 [18:43.58]你知道這對我意味著什么嗎?! [18:46.30]All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy! [18:48.52]只需要一個健康的卵細胞 就可以培育屬于我的Leonard Nimoy了! [18:55.68]Okay,all I'm giving you is the napkin,Sheldon. [18:57.90]我能給你的 只有這塊餐巾 Sheldonn [19:01.92]Be right back. [19:04.14]等我一下下 [19:06.28]Here. Open it. [19:08.50]給你 打開瞧瞧 [19:10.68]Oh,a gift cerficate for motorcycle lessons. [19:12.90]摩托車訓練課禮品卡 [19:17.82]Very thoughtful. [19:19.16]Yeah,and I checked. Not letting the bike fall on you 想的真周到 [19:21.61]while standing still is lesson one. 我查過了哦 站立時 別讓車子壓到身上 [19:23.83]這是第一課呢 [19:25.37]Oh,then,I think you'll appreciate what I got you. [19:28.12]Okay. 啊 那我想 你會喜歡我的禮物的 [19:33.33]"101 Totally Cool Science Experiments for Kids." [19:35.55]"獻給孩子的101個超酷科學實驗" [19:41.89]You know,'cause you're so into science. [19:44.11]你知道的嘛 你多熱愛科學哇 [19:55.70]Sheldon! What did you do?! [19:58.47]I know! Sheldon 你這是干嘛?! [20:01.31]It's not enough,is it? 我知道啊! [20:03.53]這點東西咋夠呢 [20:05.60]Here. [20:07.82]這樣好了 [20:20.10]Leonard,look! Sheldon's hugging me. [20:22.32]Leonard 看啊 Sheldon擁抱我了誒 [20:24.76]It's a Saturnalia miracle.

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