有關(guān)女人的事實(shí)
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of theworld where they feel like they're actually in control.
1. 女人愛(ài)去商場(chǎng)購(gòu)物,商場(chǎng)是她們認(rèn)為在這個(gè)世界上她們能夠?qū)嶋H控制的區(qū)域。
2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of"need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing itout.
2. 女人都喜歡特價(jià)商品,所謂的“需求”是無(wú)關(guān)緊要的,就沒(méi)必要給她們指出來(lái)了。
3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you"just don't understand."
3. 女人總是沒(méi)衣服穿,不用問(wèn)她們壁櫥里掛的那些衣服是怎么回事,你“就是不會(huì)明白的”。
4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
4. 女人是要哭的,而且她們自己哭的時(shí)候一定會(huì)讓你聽(tīng)到。
5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you intofeeling guilty.
5. 女人總是要問(wèn)沒(méi)有正確答案的問(wèn)題,就是為了要讓你感到內(nèi)疚。
6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they havenothing to say.
6. 女人愛(ài)說(shuō)個(gè)不停,沉默會(huì)讓她們感覺(jué)受到威脅,所以一定要打破它,即使她們沒(méi)什么可說(shuō)的。
7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operasand Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
7. 女人需要知道有人比她們生活得不好,這就是肥皂劇和奧普拉脫口秀風(fēng)行一時(shí)的原因所在。
8. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider ora wasp involved.
8. 女人都討厭昆蟲(chóng),再?gòu)?qiáng)勢(shì)的女人見(jiàn)到蜘蛛或是黃蜂之類(lèi)的蟲(chóng)子也要男人在旁保護(hù)。
9. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view itas being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
9. 女人不能保守秘密,這些東西會(huì)讓她們內(nèi)心癢癢的。而且如果只對(duì)兩三個(gè)人說(shuō)起,她們也不認(rèn)為這是泄密。
10. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
10. 女人總是結(jié)伴去洗手間,并趁此機(jī)會(huì)交頭接耳。
11. Women think all beer is the same.
11. 女人覺(jué)得所有的啤酒都一個(gè)味。
12. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower.
12. 女人會(huì)在浴室里放上三種洗發(fā)水和兩種護(hù)發(fā)素。
13. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
13. 女人洗完澡后,浴室就像是熱帶雨林。
14. Women brush their hair BEFORE bed.
14. 女人在睡覺(jué)前梳頭。
15. Women are NEVER wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility.
15. 女人從來(lái)不會(huì)出錯(cuò),道歉是男人的義務(wù)。
16. Women do NOT know anything about cars. "Oli-stick? Oil doesn't stick."
16. 女人對(duì)車(chē)一無(wú)所知。“油穿刺(機(jī)油尺)?油不會(huì)穿刺的。”
17. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using ashortcut.
17. 女人開(kāi)車(chē)在路上時(shí),會(huì)為了怕抄近路迷了路而繞上幾里遠(yuǎn)。
18. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"
18. 對(duì)于“我看上去怎么樣”之類(lèi)的問(wèn)題,女人并不想要你誠(chéng)實(shí)地回答。
19. Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.
19. 為了避免左拐彎,女人會(huì)來(lái)三個(gè)右拐彎。
20. "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman-language that it does in man-language.
20. “哦,沒(méi)什么”這句話從女人嘴里說(shuō)出來(lái)的含義和從男人嘴里說(shuō)出來(lái)的大相徑庭。
21. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction thatthey are heading.
21. 女人一定要把地圖的方向和地理方位對(duì)應(yīng)上才能看得懂地圖。
22a. All women are overweight by definition, don't argue with them about it.
22a. 理論上講,所有的女人都超重,在這一點(diǎn)上不要和她們爭(zhēng)論。
22b. All women are overweight by definition, don't agree with them about it.
22b. 理論上講,所有的女人都超重,在這一點(diǎn)上不要附和她們。
23. If it is not Valentine's Day, and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up aconversation by asking, "What did you do?"
23. 如果你在不是情人節(jié)的時(shí)候看到一個(gè)男人在花店里,就幾乎一定可以問(wèn)他:“你做了什么?”