英語小達人每天10分鐘 307 The Laws of Work

[00:02.07]The Laws of Work 工作法則 [00:03.19]After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before. 漲工資以后，到月底你兜里剩下的錢會比以前還少。 [00:19.07]Don't be irreplaceable. 不要讓自己成為不可或缺的人。 [00:21.37]If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 因為如果那樣的話，你就不會得到提升了。 [00:25.12]Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning 每天早上一上班就去拍馬屁， [00:30.26]and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. 包你一整天過得順順當當。 [00:33.42]If at first you don't succeed, try again. 如果一開始不能成功，再試一次， [00:38.31]Then quit. 然后就放棄， [00:40.22]No use being a fool about it. 沒必要一直為此犯傻。 [00:44.10]If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. 如果不能在第一天把工作做好，就每晚加班吧。 [00:49.23]It doesn't matter what you do; 你做什么并不重要， [00:52.25]it only matters what you say you've done and what you're going to do. 重要的是你說你做過什么以及要做什么。 [00:57.03]The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. 你忍的越多就會有更多要忍的。 [01:04.11]There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office. 老板下班要搭你的車回家時，要保證你的車廂地板上有啤酒罐滾動。 [01:11.31]When the bosses talk about improving productivity, 老板們在談到提高生產效率時， [01:16.19]they are never talking about themselves. 總是不包括他們自己的。 [01:19.55]You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. 當你表情肅穆而且手里拿著寫字夾板的時候，你就可以去想去的任何地方。 [01:25.52]Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back. 幫你的老板躲開他的老板的監(jiān)督。 [01:29.11]Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous." 所有東西都可以歸入“雜項”類。 [01:35.10]Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a dinner hour. 會議的結束時間和雞尾酒會的開始時間都是不能延遲的。 [01:39.41]To err is human; to forgive is not our policy. 犯錯人皆難免，寬恕不是我們的政策。 [01:46.25]Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing. 每個人都能做一定量的工作，只要這工作不是他/她該做的那份。 [01:52.50]Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail. 沒有錯誤的重要信件在郵寄過程中會產生錯誤。 [01:59.50]If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. 如果你的表現夠好，所有的工作都會指派給你; [02:04.38]If you are really good, you will get out of it. 如果你夠精明，你就能逃避掉。 [02:08.26]People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't. 去參加會議的人往往都是不該去的人。 [02:13.46]If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done. 不到最后一分鐘，什么事也做不好。 [02:19.42]At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying. 在工作中，一個人的權威性是和他拿的筆的數量成反比的。 [02:27.46]When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. 你不知道該做什么時，就加快步伐并做出憂心忡忡的樣子好了。 [02:34.12]Following the rules will not get the job done. 遵守規(guī)則并不能把工作做好。 [02:37.18]Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules. 把工作做好不能成為不遵守規(guī)則的借口。 [02:43.56]No matter how much you do, you never do enough. 不管做了多少，你做的總是不夠的。 [02:48.32]The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong. 最后一個辭職或被解雇的人要為所有的錯誤負責。 [02:58.36]The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, 一項工作的前90%用掉10%的工時， [03:08.40]the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time. 做后10%的工作則要花去剩下的90%的工時。

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