欲望都市第五季 封面女郎 Cover Girl

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:45:53 [00:02.00]聽美劇學英語(MP3+LRC) [00:11.64]欲望城市 [00:36.12](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問) [00:44.68]“封面女郎” [00:51.16]It is said that it takes a Iifetime to figure out who you are. 有人說要真正了解自己 要花上一輩子的時間 [00:54.08]This book cover is so you. 這本書的封面十足“凱莉”化 [00:57.28]PeopIe in pubIishing move a tad faster. 出版業(yè)的人動作比別人快 [00:60.96]lt's just a mock-up and don't be thrown. We put your head on another person's body. 這是版面編排，不要生氣 我們把你的頭放在別的身體上 [01:06.04]Okay, here it is: the cover of Sex and the City. “欲望城市”的封面 [01:10.84]The best-selling Sex and the City. 暢銷書“欲望城市” [01:15.00]No! 不行 [01:17.56]l'm sorry. That just came out. 抱歉，我未經思考 [01:20.48]Not at all, that's good. 這樣很好，你有很強烈的反應 [01:22.76]You had a strong reaction. That's what we want. 正是我們想要的 [01:24.32]We don't want people's reaction to be ''no.'' 我們不希望答案是“不行” [01:25.72]Right. Let me talk you through it. 讓我來說服你，模糊的背景 [01:29.48]Blurred background, a fast-paced city... [01:30.52]一個步調很快的城市 [01:33.20]and you naked, with nothing but your ideas. 你一絲不掛，只剩腦中的想法 [01:36.36]No, l get it. But, see... 我懂了 不過，不管城市的步調有多快 [01:38.12]no matter how fast-paced the city... [01:43.20]l always manage to get my clothes on before l leave the apartment. 我出門前還是會設法穿好衣服 [01:48.08]See, Courtney, here's what concerns me. 柯特妮，我在意的是 這個封面表達的全是“性” [01:50.28]That cover is all about sex. [01:51.16]-Well, sex sells. -Yes. -“性”就是賣點 -是沒錯… [01:54.56]But my columns are about relationships... 我的專欄談論的是愛情關系 性只是其中一項元素 [01:59.20]and when l do write about sex, it's just words. [02:00.72]Reading about sex is a lot different... 閱讀“性”不等同于… [02:04.80]than seeing it in front of you... 一絲不掛在大馬路邊攔計程車 [02:06.96]naked on Sixth Avenue, hailing a cab. [02:10.56]-l totally understand, Carrie. -Okay. -凱莉，我完全了解 -很好 [02:14.72]We're fucked. 我們搞砸了 [02:16.44]No, okay, let me see it again. 好吧，再讓我看一次 [02:20.60]No, absolutely not. l would sooner die. 絕對不行，我寧愿馬上死掉 [02:22.28]The next day, our taIk turned from bacheIors, baby bottIes... 第二天，我們的話題 從單身漢、奶瓶… [02:26.76]and BaIenciaga bIouses to books. 服飾到書籍 [02:29.76]Bad, worse, loser... 爛、差勁、失敗、無藥可救 [02:32.72]disaster. 你知道最可怕的是什么嗎? 我的心太軟了 [02:34.52]And you know the scary thing? l'm being kind. [02:40.80]Honey, relax. 放輕松，別人能怎么批評你? 你這么受歡迎 [02:39.08]What could anyone say about you? You're fabulous. [02:43.88]That's sweet. But if l get the wrong book cover, l'm a fabulous target. 封面設計錯誤，一定惹來批評 讀者是很惡毒的 [02:47.24]-People are mean. -People are not that mean. 沒有那么惡毒 她真的是一點造型概念都沒有 [02:51.40]She looks like shit. ls her stylist blind? [02:53.60]l have just officially entered panic. -我真的開始慌張了 -別這樣，跟我談談 [02:56.36]Stop. Talk to me. This is what l do. [02:58.64]這就是我的工作 你希望封面上的你怎么樣? [02:59.44]How do you see yourself on the cover? [03:03.44]You know, like a writer... 就像所有推出新書的作者一樣 [03:03.72]who somehow happened to have wound up on her book cover... [03:08.20]looking smart, sexy, and properly airbrushed. 看起來聰明又性感 封面印刷要精美 [03:10.60]l can help you with that. l'll talk to the publishers. 我?guī)湍愀霭嫔缯?什么時候拍照? [03:14.68]-When's the photo shoot? -lt's next Thursday, but l can't afford you. -下星期四，但是我請不起你 -沒錯，請我做公關所費不貲 [03:19.64]True, my PR services are pricey. [03:22.80]lt'll cost you two martinis and a lunch. 需要兩杯馬丁尼和一頓午餐 [03:25.92]Okay, l'll talk to my people. 好，我會轉告他們 [03:27.40]What kind of diet book are you looking for? 你要哪一種減肥書? [03:29.40]l don't know. Something with a title like: 像是“如何擺脫 產后的大屁股” [03:33.08]How To Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass. [03:38.44]-How about The Zone? -How about ''no.'' -“纖體美食”怎么樣? -不要 [03:41.52]-Thought you were serious about this. -l am. -我以為你是認真的 -我是認真的 [03:42.52]Just as soon as l finish this nougat-caramel pretzel-devil thing. 等我吃完這條巧克力再說 [03:47.28]Okay. l'm going to go look for this book l read about. 我去找我要的書 [03:48.88]What's it called? -什么書名? -“重新來過” [03:50.84]Starting Over, Yet Again. [03:57.44]See you. 再見 [03:58.72](心靈叢書) [04:04.36]There it was.: the SeIf HeII aisIe. 就在那邊 [04:06.88]心靈叢書區(qū) [04:16.52]As CharIotte Iooked at the titIes.: 夏綠蒂看著這些書 “撫慰女人心” [04:19.36]The Woman's Comfort Book, The Path to Love... [04:20.28]“通往愛情之路” “抱歉，你的生命在等待你” [04:23.56]Excuse Me, Your Life is Waiting, Please Understand Me ll... [04:23.56]“請了解我第二集” [04:26.36]she couIdn't bear the thought that she beIonged there. 她突然無法忍受 自己是他們的一員 [04:33.32]That really helped me. 那本書對我?guī)椭艽? [04:39.84]Travel? 旅游書? [04:42.04]旅游書? [04:46.24]旅游書? [04:49.20]That's adorable. 這本書很棒 [04:55.80]This is psychotic. 這本書簡直有病，恕我多嘴 但是千萬不要照做 [04:57.56]lt's none of my business, but don't do that. [05:01.16]l did. l lost 24, gained 46. -我減掉24磅，增加46磅 -紐約時報說… [05:03.80]But The New York Times-- [05:03.92]Will they come to you at 2:00 a.m. and pry the cookie dough from your hands? 紐約時報能阻止你吃面包嗎? [05:09.72]l don't think so. Weight Watchers. 去減肥中心才是明智的選擇 [05:10.20]lt's the only sane way to go. They even have dessert. 你還可以吃甜點 [05:16.44]Where's Starting Over, Yet Again? “重新來過”呢? [05:17.20]Here you go. Good luck with Weight Watchers. 你的書 [05:22.40]Thank you. -祝你減肥成功 -謝謝你 [05:23.40]Did you find your book? -你要的書找到了嗎? -那不適合我 [05:24.08]No, it wasn't for me. [05:35.72]Yeah, like l need his advice. -長這樣也能出書? -我死定了 [05:36.80]l'm a dead woman. [05:39.32]Who needs the SeIf HeIp aisIe... 在網路書店這么方便的年代 [05:40.40]when you can seIf heIp yourseIf to amazon.com... 誰還需要到書店買書 [05:44.68]and get exactIy what you need, overnight express, and shame free? 想要什么就有什么 隔天送達，不必感到難堪 [05:52.12]That's quite a package. -好大一包 -你說什么? [05:56.80]-Excuse me? -That's quite a package. 好大一包 [05:59.76]Will you sign right here, please? 請你在這里簽名 [06:10.24]There. 這里…我的簽名漂亮嗎? [06:12.68]-How's that? -Pretty damn good. 好看極了 [06:16.16]l just got my nails done. 我剛做完指甲 [06:19.36]Would you mind opening my package? 你愿意幫我拆包裹嗎? [06:24.84]Thank you. 謝謝你 [06:27.92]Now maybe l can help you with your package. 我可以幫你拆你的包裹嗎? [06:29.48]Fucking A. 當然可以 [06:38.64]At exactIy 12.:15... 中午12點15分 我到莎曼珊的公司接她 [06:39.76]I stopped by to pick up Samantha for our business Iunch... [06:42.24]to decide what we thought was sexy. 一邊吃午餐一邊討論封面事宜 [06:57.76]l'm sorry. 抱歉 [06:59.32]-Do you want to keep going? -No, l've had enough. -想不想繼續(xù)? -不了，我享用夠了 [07:07.40]Some women, Iike Samantha, know when to stop putting things in their mouths... 莎曼珊知道什么時候該 “封口” [07:11.44]whiIe others, Iike Miranda, need a IittIe heIp. 米蘭達則需要一點幫助 [07:22.40]l'm much lighter metric. 我用公斤秤會比較輕 [07:29.44]-Excuse me. Hi. -Hi. 抱歉，我的體重有錯誤 [07:32.44]-There's been a mistake on my weight. -No, the scales don't lie. [07:34.72]This isn't a vanity thing. The other woman inverted the numbers. -磅秤不會騙人的 -我不是愛面子 [07:37.72]這兩個數字顛倒了 [07:39.28]Look, if l'm gonna do this, l want to do it right. 我希望這些數據是正確無誤的 [07:43.96]You've got the right attitude. Come on. 你說得很對，跟我來 [07:45.36]Hi, l'm sorry. Can l scootch in a minute? 我可以插個隊嗎?謝謝 [07:46.96]-Sure. -Thanks. [07:53.08]Yeah! -伊蓮 -什么事? [07:52.52]Elaine! You wrote down this woman weighs 158.2... 你把她的體重寫成158.2磅 她只有152.8磅 [07:58.28]-but she weighs 152.8. -Sorry. [08:00.04]Could you not yell out my weight? -抱歉 -能不能不要宣揚我的體重? [08:04.32]l weigh 240. 我240磅，目標77磅 [08:06.84]Goal weight 77. [08:08.04]Here you go, and here's a name tag. -改好了，這是你的名牌 -名牌? [08:09.48]A name tag? 我們都要戴 [08:12.08]Yeah, we all gotta wear these. [08:14.36]-Tom, Big Boned. -Miranda, Baby Weight. (你好，我是大塊頭) [08:15.88]-湯姆，大塊頭 -米蘭達，產后肥胖 [08:19.16]-幸會 -幸會 [08:23.92]Later that same day, Stanford came over for a fag and some fIipping. 當天稍晚，史丹佛找我小聚 [08:28.20]Finish that and get over here and start on Vogue. 抽完煙快過來翻時尚雜志 [08:29.68]Tear out any outfit that might work for me. 幫我選出適合我的衣服 [08:32.36]Try to pick something that won't be pathetic if l wind up in the half-off bin. 不要看起來太廉價 [08:42.48]You look very.... Something. 你看起來…很帥 [08:46.48]l am very something. -我是很帥 -發(fā)生什么事了? [08:46.76]What's going on over there, Ms. Blatch? [08:52.64]l met someone. -我有新對象了 -天啊，真的嗎? [08:54.64]Oh, my God. Really? [08:57.72]That's fantastic. 太好了 [08:59.48]-His name is Marcus. -And is he a Roman? 他叫做馬可斯 [09:03.56]No, he is not. -他是羅馬人嗎? -不是 [09:05.88]Too bad. l always adore a metal breastplate on a man. 太可惜了，我喜歡男人穿盔甲 他是做什么的? [09:06.28]So, what does this Marcus do? [09:10.16]Okay, before l tell you, you have to promise not to judge. 先答應我不準妄下定論 [09:14.04]-Do l judge? -We all judge. That's our hobby. -我會妄下定論嗎? -我們都會 [09:17.88]Some people do arts and crafts. We judge. 那已經變成習慣了 我們會因職業(yè)對人下定論 [09:19.28]l'll be kind. -我會有口德的 -他是舞者 [09:21.56]He's a dancer. Radio City Music Hall. [09:22.24]在無線電城音樂廳 [09:25.16]l feel as though my hands are tied. 我好想說點什么 [09:27.56]He's a Broadway-caliber dancer working in the male chorus. 他的舞技絕對有百老匯水準 擔任男合聲 [09:31.04]Last Christmas, he danced the part of Arabian Coffee in The Nutcracker. 去年圣誕，他在胡桃鉗歌劇中 演出阿拉伯咖啡舞曲 [09:36.28]-And where did you meet your Rockette? -Standing in line at Starbucks. -你們怎么認識的? -排隊買咖啡時 [09:38.68]You met a man who played Coffee waiting to get coffee? 你買咖啡時認識一個 表演咖啡舞曲的男人? [09:45.24]We're both Grande House Blends. -我們都喝經典綜合咖啡 -那是新的星座嗎? [09:46.64]What is that, a new zodiac sign? [09:53.20]Hello? -哪位? -剛才的事真好笑 [09:55.28]How funny was that thing in my office today? [09:58.32]lt was hilarious. l'm sending you the X-ray bill for my elbow. 可笑極了 我要索賠手肘醫(yī)藥費 [10:01.84]Could you have gotten out of there any faster? -你不能快一點撤退嗎? -不行 [10:03.52]No. 放輕松 [10:06.40]Lighten up. [10:09.20]-l am lightened up. -Good news. -我已經放輕松了 -好消息 [10:12.56]l got my favorite stylist to do us a favor and pull some looks for the cover. 我請我最愛的造型師 幫你打點封面的造型 [10:18.64]Did you tell them what we're looking for? 你有告訴他們我的需求嗎? [10:20.80]Sexy chic, just like you said. -如你所說的，性感高尚 -你什么時候跟他們會面? [10:20.84]When are you meeting them? Maybe l should join you as well. -我應該跟你去 -不用擔心，我會處理的 [10:23.72]Don't worry, l'll handle it. [10:28.96]But l have some ideas. 但是我有一些想法 [10:29.24]You still want me to do this, right? -你還希望交給我處理嗎? -當然了，為什么不? [10:32.04]-Yeah, why wouldn't l? -Fantastic. [10:34.56]They can pull some stuff and we can go look at it. How's Saturday? 我會請他準備一些衣服 約在星期六怎么樣? [10:38.12]lt's great, and l'll ask Stanford to come. -很好，我?guī)返し鹨黄鹑?-史丹佛突然變成造型師了? [10:41.60]ls Stanford suddenly a stylist? [10:41.56]No, but he's gay and bitchy. My target test audience. 他是同性戀，嘴巴又毒 正是我的目標讀者群 [10:46.36]-You okay? -I'm fabuIous. We'II taIk tomorrow. -你還好嗎? -好得不得了 [10:51.36]Okay. -明天再聊 -好 [10:55.40]Ask Stanford to come where? -要史丹佛去哪里? -看我新書封面的造型 [10:56.48]Look at some outfits for the cover. Saturday. [10:57.80]-星期六 -我要先問問馬可斯 [10:58.08]l'll have to check with Marcus. We may have plans. [11:00.60]我們可能要出去 [11:02.76]Oh, God. You're not going to turn into one of those couples, are you? 你們不會變成連體嬰情侶吧? [11:08.16]Judgey-wudgey was a bear. 有人又在妄下定論了 [11:10.84]I think it's pretty much agreed that it goes.: 我想大多數人都同意… [11:12.92]Open minded.: good. JudgmentaI.: bad. 心胸寬大是好事 主觀判斷是壞事 [11:17.60]But are we being too quick to judge judgment? 但是我們 真的太快下定論了嗎? [11:24.92]Perhaps judgment is not so much a snap decision... 或許下定論不是倉促的判斷 [11:27.32]as an earIy warning and detection device. 而是一種提前警告和偵測器 [11:31.60]If it is instantIy cIear that a person, a pIace, or even a profession is not for you... 如果你直覺反應 某樣東西不合你意 [11:36.48]is it better to ignore your better judgment and read between the Iines... 應該不顧你的判斷 而去尋求弦外之音 [11:40.12]or shouId you judge a book by its cover? 還是應該以貌取人? [11:45.64]You've got maiI. (新郵件) [11:51.76]''Based on your recent book purchase here's a list you might be interested in.'' 根據你最近購買的書籍 [11:53.76]以下的書單你可能會感興趣 [11:56.48]The seIected Iist incIuded.: 書單包括… [11:59.36]Lonely Women No Men... “沒有男人的寂寞女人” [11:60.40]Love Hurts. You Don't Have to... “你可以不必為愛所傷” [12:02.20]l'm Fine Now... “我現在過得很好” [12:06.92]and Reservations for One. “等待對的人” [12:09.08]CharIotte refused to see herseIf as one of those type women. 夏綠蒂不想變成這樣的女人 [12:16.64]It feII eight fIights and Ianded at the feet of a woman waIking by... 一個考慮離婚的女人 撿到這本書 [12:21.52]who was contempIating a divorce. [12:22.80]She considered it a sign from God. 她認為這是上帝的旨意 [12:26.48]After three Weight Watchers meetings... 在減肥中心除了談論美食 [12:28.92]where they did nothing but taIk about eating... 似乎沒有多大助益 [12:32.64]Miranda Baby Weight and Tom Big Boned decided to go somepIace and actuaIIy eat. 米蘭達和湯姆干脆到 餐廳吃東西 [12:36.88]So then l did the one where you can only have the water, eggs, and grapefruit. 我只能喝水 吃水煮蛋和葡萄柚 [12:41.40]-'Cause they're so good together. -Yes. -這些東西一起吃很美味 -沒錯 [12:43.84]Actually worked out well for me until l fainted... 直到我坐地鐵時 暈倒在一個印度婦女身上 [12:46.44]on an lndian woman in the subway. [12:47.76]What about the one with all the prepackaged chemicalized food? 那種小包裝的化學食物呢? [12:49.12]l don't know how they get all of those delicious artificial ingredients... 他們怎么把那么多人工成分 [12:55.08]-into such little tiny packages. -l know. 塞進那么小的包裝里? [12:55.80]Although, they did have this itty-bitty thing of tuna that l loved. 不過我很喜歡里面 那一小小片的鮪魚 [13:00.16]l cut my tongue licking it out of the can, and knew it was time to stop. 我每次都情不自禁地舔罐頭 直到舌頭割傷為止 [13:05.72]-Did you ever try the cabbage soup diet? -No. -想不想試試蔬菜湯? -不了，聽說會一直… [13:08.92]-l heard it gives you really bad-- -Gas? Yeah, it's true. [13:09.88]放屁?這是真的 我因為這樣被未婚妻拋棄 [13:10.80]That was the end of my fiancée. [13:13.56]-She sounds mean. -l think there was more to it than cabbage. 她好殘忍 [13:14.88]我們本來就相處得不好 她很愛吹毛求疵 [13:16.36]We weren't very good together. She was very critical. [13:20.36]The more she put me down, the more l ate. 她讓我越沮喪，我吃越多 [13:22.92]And to this day, whenever somebody criticizes me... [13:24.12]每當有人批評我，我就吃 [13:25.40]l go right for those. [13:29.88]-Glazed. They're my favorite. -Tell me about it. -上糖汁的甜甜圈，我的最愛 -最棒的減肥中心在23街 [13:32.04]The best Weight Watchers meeting is down on 23rd Street. 但是隔壁有最棒的 甜甜圈專賣店 [13:37.64]Can't go anywhere near it 'cause there's a Krispy Kreme next door. [13:38.20]How many Weight Watchers points do you think is in one of those? 你覺得一個甜甜圈 有多少熱量? [13:42.12]Two... 2…200…200000 [13:43.52]hundred thousand? [13:47.08]Would it be terrible if we split one? 我們叫一個分著吃 會不會很糟? [13:52.24]We're consenting adults. 我們是大人了 [13:54.80]Sir, can l get a Krispy Kreme... 先生?我要一個和一把刀 [13:57.00]and a knife? [14:06.60]Here you go. 請用 [14:09.08]Whoever invented glaze is a genius. 發(fā)明糖汁的人實在太天才了 [14:23.44]See, that is worth being fat for. 就算肥胖也在所不惜了 [14:25.88]l'm sorry, it's just worth it. [14:29.24]-l know how we can burn this off. -Really? -我知道要怎么樣抵銷熱量 -真的嗎? [14:33.28]Activity points. 運動 [14:50.80]Weight Watchers turned out to be a Iot more enjoyabIe than Miranda had expected. 減肥變成一種享受 [14:53.40]米蘭達始料未及 [15:10.76]-No! -Yes. l was all over his face. -不會吧 -真的 [15:11.04]-沒錯，他臉上沾滿我的… -不會吧 [15:13.68]-No! -Yes! -還說你愛自己 -我寧可當自己的好朋友 [15:15.36]-Talk about loving yourself. -l'd rather just be good friends with myself. [15:20.64]-You know, when l was a lesbian... -l saw that coming. -當我是同性戀的時候… -我就知道你要說什么 [15:21.92]...l could get in and out with nothing more than a fine lip gloss. 我的嘴唇總是弄得濕濕亮亮的 [15:25.60]You're awfully quiet. -你好安靜 -有什么好說的? [15:25.08]What is there to say? The man simply has bad manners. 男人習慣不好 你應該在床頭擺面紙 [15:29.68]Keep a box of tissues on the nightstand. [15:33.96]While he's stroking you with one hand, he grabs a tissue and subtly dabs his face. 當他一手撫摸你時 另一手能拿面紙擦嘴 [15:39.04]Emily Post's polite pussy. 這變成國際禮儀了嗎? 你為什么不坦白說? [15:39.40]So why didn't you just say something? [15:42.76]lt's a little hard to criticize if you're with someone who overeats when he's criticized. 他受到批評就猛吃 [15:44.56]我怎么忍心因他猛吃批評他 [15:47.88]Miranda went out with an overeater, and he overate her. 米蘭達似乎擺脫不了 “吃過量”的陰影 [15:53.72]Then, when he popped his head up he had such a proud look on his face. 當他探出頭來時 臉上閃耀著驕傲的光芒 [15:60.28]They always look so proud, like they just came back from war. 男人都是這樣 好像剛從戰(zhàn)場凱旋歸來 [16:06.68]And they all want that you're-my-hero kiss. -他們想要像英雄般接受獻吻 -不先把嘴擦干凈免談 [16:08.12]Not without a tissue and an Altoid. [16:10.80]lt's a weird double standard, l guess. 我想這是雙重標準 [16:11.12]l'd be insulted if l'd just gone down on a guy and he wouldn't kiss me. 要是我替男人口交 他不吻我就是侮辱我 [16:16.00]Samantha, do you kiss after a blowjob? 莎曼珊，你口交完會接吻嗎? [16:18.60]No, she just signs the delivery slip and sends him on his way. 不，她簽完快遞收據后 喜歡以口報答人家 [16:24.72]What's going on? 怎么了? [16:28.00]Apparently, Carrie has a problem... 凱莉撞見我替快遞員口交 對這件事耿耿于懷 [16:29.60]with the fact that she saw me blowing the Worldwide Express guy. [16:33.96]l would like to point out that was her, not me... -不會吧 -是她，不是我 [16:35.36]and when did l say l had a problem? -我才沒有耿耿于懷 -你走進來撞見我們就跑了 [16:39.96]Please. You walked in, caught us, turned and ran. [16:40.96]What was l supposed to do? Sit and flip through Marie CIaire? 不然我應該怎么辦? 坐下來看雜志? [16:44.00]Where did you see her blowing the Worldwide Express guy? On the street? 你在哪里撞見的? 不是大街上吧… [16:48.72]Of course not! 當然不是 是在我私人辦公室里 [16:50.36]lt was in the privacy of my office. [16:52.56]And it wasn't a Worldwide Express guy. 那才不是隨便的快遞員 那是我的快遞員 [16:54.64]lt was my Worldwide Express guy. [16:58.76]-Your Worldwide Express guy? -Yes. -你的快遞員? -沒錯 [16:59.04]-Really? What's his name? -Joe, Tuesdays and Thursdays. -他叫什么名字? -喬伊，星期二、四值班 [17:07.40]Samantha, what's the big deal? We laugh about this kind of stuff all the time. 有什么大不了的? 我們一天到晚談這種事 [17:11.28]Fine. -沒關系 -莎曼珊… [17:13.12]lt's fine. 沒關系，凱莉，我們該走了 不然要遲到了 [17:16.84]We better go, Carrie. We'll be late for the stylist. [17:19.48]Naughty, fabulous, camp. Harlow. -撒野、嚇人、古怪、蕩婦 -不要 [17:23.68]No. [17:24.40]l think it's a fantastic approach, and the publishers love the idea. 我覺得這是好方法 出版社一定很喜歡 [17:29.84]They wanted me buck-naked, waiting for the M1 1 bus. 他們要我光著屁股等公車 [17:33.60]l thought we said ''sexy chic.'' Who is this stylist? Frederick's of Hollywood? 我們說好要性感高尚 難不成他是恐怖片造型師? [17:37.08]-Just go behind and at least try one on. -l can't wear this. 至少去試穿一件 [17:39.48]我不要穿這個 好像是紅磨坊的臨時演員 [17:42.40]-l'll look like an extra from MouIin Rouge. -You will not. [17:45.68]The shoes are lined up in there. Scoot. 才不會，鞋子都在里面了，去 [17:48.52]Don't say ''scoot.'' 不要說“去” [17:51.84]Knock, knock. 大美女們在家嗎? [17:53.20]Nothing in here l haven't seen and ruled out in junior high. [17:54.52]-Hi. -Hello, doll. Carrie's changing. -帥哥，凱莉在換衣服 -莎曼珊… [17:57.96]Samantha, this is my boyfriend, Marcus. 這是我男朋友馬可斯 [18:02.44]Papa's got himself a brand-new bag. 有人受到愛神眷顧了 [18:08.80]Carrie, come on out. l wanna introduce you. 快出來，我替你們介紹 [18:22.76]Marcus Adante, Lady Marmalade. 這是馬可斯亞登 這是果醬女郎 [18:26.72]Hi, it's nice to meet you. l don't usually dress like a high-class hooker. 你好，我不常穿得像高級妓女 [18:29.00]That is not a hooker look. -這才不像妓女 -拜托，十足妓女裝扮 [18:30.76]Please! This screams hooker. [18:33.76]What respectable New York woman would be caught dead wearing this? 哪一個正派的紐約女士 會穿這樣? [18:37.24]l have one in red. 我有一件紅色的 [18:41.80]-Am l a hooker? -Could you guys wait outside for a second? 我是妓女嗎? [18:42.08]麻煩你們到外面等 我們需要討論一下服裝 [18:45.32]We're having some trouble deciding on my outfit. [18:48.40]No, let's get a second, and l might add, gay opinion. 等一下 我們來問問同志的意見 [18:50.96]-Doesn't she look adorable in that? -Yes. -她穿這樣是不是很可愛? -是 [18:56.44]Stanford, isn't this the worst possible outfit for my cover? 穿這個拍封面照是不是找死? [18:59.60]Yes. 是 [19:00.68]What about you? What do you think of this? 你呢?你覺得怎么樣? [19:05.20]lt's not very modern. -不是很現代 -他棒不棒? [19:07.88]lsn't he great? 棒呆了，到外面等我 [19:08.16]He's great. Can you wait outside for a second? [19:15.32]-What do you think? -Yeah, great. -你覺得他怎么樣? -超棒 [19:23.24]Samantha, l really appreciate the help... 莎曼珊，我很感激你的幫忙 [19:26.24]but you and l have very different ideas about what's sexy. 我們兩個對性感的定義不同 [19:32.60]-This is about the blowjob, isn't it? -What? -都是因為口交，對不對? -什么? [19:34.28]One little blowjob, and l'm a hooker with no taste. 一次口交讓我變成 毫無品味的妓女 [19:36.56]This isn't about the blowjob. lt's about the book cover. 這跟口交沒有關系 我們的重點是書的封面 [19:41.76]l don't feel comfortable being on a shelf next to a biography of Eleanor Roosevelt... 我不希望在一片書香中… [19:46.12]with my breasts hanging out. -還要酥胸半露 -有什么不好? [19:47.20]What is the problem? l've seen you at cocktail parties wearing not much else. 你穿過更暴露的 [19:53.12]Not lately, you haven't. And you know why? 最近沒有，你知道為什么嗎? [19:55.68]'Cause it's time for ladies my age to cover it up. 這把年紀該遮起來了 [19:57.84]We can't get away with the same stuff we used to. 我們不能再和從前一樣 [19:59.92]Meaning blowjobs. -你是說口交這件事 -老天，你又扯到這個 [20:02.44]Jesus, again with the blowjobs! [20:05.72]What is your problem? -你有什么問題? -我沒有問題，你才有 [20:07.08]l don't have a problem. You have a problem. [20:09.96]l have marabou-covered breasts. That is my only problem. 我唯一的問題是這對 毛茸茸的胸部 [20:14.84]l'm not blind. l saw that look in your eye in my office. 我有眼睛 我看得見你當時的眼神 [20:16.96]-What look? -That judgmental look. -什么眼神? -批判的眼神 [20:20.44]That wasn't judgment. lt was shock. l thought we were having lunch. 那是驚嚇 我以為要一起吃午餐 [20:24.40]Are you telling me you have no judgment about me and the Worldwide Express guy? 你對我和快遞員 沒有任何意見? [20:28.60]No judgment. But l do have a question. 沒有意見，只有疑問 [20:31.36]Will this relationship be priority-overnight or next-day delivery? 這樣的關系有什么意義嗎? [20:37.72]Come on, Samantha. Lighten up, remember? 拜托，放輕松，記得嗎? [20:39.00]lf l walked in on you giving a blowjob to a Worldwide Express guy-- 要是我撞見你替快遞員口交… [20:44.40]You would never walk in on me, because that is something l would never do. 你不會撞見的 因為我才不會那么做 [20:47.04]There! 你終于說出來了 [20:51.56]And l cannot believe that you would judge me... 這么多年交情 我不敢相信你會這樣評斷我 [20:53.12]after everything that we've been through. [20:58.52]Samantha, where are you going? 你要去哪里? [20:60.68]l'm gonna splash some water on my face, and then l'm going home. 洗把臉就回家 [21:04.36]And l will not be judged by you or society. 我不管你和這個社會怎么想 在我還有呼吸時 [21:08.32]l will wear whatever, and blow whomever l want... [21:08.84]想穿什么就穿什么 想幫誰口交就幫誰口交 [21:10.60]as long as l can breathe and kneel. [21:38.92]That night, Miranda had gone from facing her weight at Weight Watchers... 那晚，從減肥中心歷劫歸來后 [21:43.44]to waiting for her Weight Watcher's face. 米蘭達還要面對另一項苦難 [21:55.28]-把漂亮的嘴唇給我 -不行，我辦不到 [21:57.84]-Give me those gorgeous lips. -Stop! No, l can't do that. [21:59.60]-Why? What did l do? -lt's not you. lt's me. -我做錯什么事了? -是我自己的問題 [22:03.28]Literally me. l'm all over your face. l'm all over. 你的臉上都是我的東西… [22:07.68]-滿臉 -其他男人不會嗎? [22:07.08]Doesn't that happen to other guys? [22:11.84]Yes, but not so much. 會，但不會這么多 [22:13.52]So what are you saying? 你的意思是我吃相難看? [22:16.72]-l'm a big, fat, sloppy eater? -No! 不是，我怕你熱量過高 [22:19.32]l'm just worried that l might be too many food points. [22:20.28]-You're making jokes? -That's what we do. 你說笑話? [22:24.00]Miranda Baby Weight. 我們不都是這樣的嗎? [22:26.88]Yeah, but not when l'm vulnerable and naked. 我現在赤裸裸地受了傷 我這么胖很自卑 [22:28.72]-l'm not comfortable at this weight. -Never mind. [22:31.72]不要介意，你看起來很好 [22:34.40]You look great. [22:35.92]-Take a tissue. -l don't want a tissue. -面紙給你 -我不想要，我要吃餡派 [22:39.40]-l want a potpie. -You don't want a potpie. -你不是真的想吃派 -我想吃一堆派 [22:41.76]You're right. l want seven. [22:46.12]l don't think we should see each other anymore. 我們不要再見面了 [22:52.40]l gotta concentrate on my diet. 我得專注在減肥上 [22:58.20]我剛才很愚蠢 [22:59.00]l was just being silly. [23:01.84]Come back to bed. 回到床上來 [23:05.72]Do what you were doing. You're good at it! 繼續(xù)剛才的事，你做得很好 祝你有好食欲 [23:07.12]Bon appétit! [23:09.88]The bad news was that from then on... 壞消息是 米蘭達得換一家減肥中心 [23:12.36]Miranda had to go downtown to the notorious Weight Watchers meeting... [23:16.96]就是甜甜圈店旁邊那一家 [23:16.76]next to the Krispy Kreme, where she wouIdn't bump into Tom. [23:18.64]以躲避湯姆 [23:20.92]The good news was that she never wanted a gIazed doughnut again. 好消息是 她再也不想吃糖汁甜甜圈了 [23:31.88]Samantha Jones. Please hold. Hey, Carrie. 莎曼珊瓊斯，請稍等，凱莉 [23:32.28]-Hi, is she in? Okay. -Hello? -她在嗎? -你好 [23:37.24]ls she alone? 她一個人嗎? [23:41.00]很好 [23:43.72]Knock, knock. 有人在嗎? [23:50.16]See? Live it, learn it. 你看，我學乖了 [23:56.36]That's all l get for a tailor-made knock-knock joke? 我的玩笑只值這樣? [24:02.72]That's better. 好多了 [24:02.68]是這樣的… [24:05.20]Two days, four calls, no answer. 這兩天我打了四通電話 都無人回應 [24:09.56]l know. Sorry. l've been busy. 抱歉，我很忙 [24:15.04]Do we have to do this? Can't we just pretend the whole thing didn't happen? 我們一定得這樣嗎? 不能假裝一切從沒發(fā)生? [24:18.48]Sure, if we don't want to talk on the phone again. 你不想再跟我講電話了嗎? [24:22.36]ln a few days, the whole thing will blow over. -過幾天，就會煙消云散 -很天真的想法 [24:24.96]That's an interesting choice of words. [24:27.12]Look... 我很抱歉 [24:32.20]-l'm sorry-- -Carrie, stop. 凱莉，我不要你跟我道歉 [24:34.12]l don't wanna do the ''l'm sorry'' stuff with you. [24:35.00]Anyone else, but not you. 你跟我之間不需要道歉 我們很契合 [24:37.80]You and l are perfect. [24:42.08]Sweetie, as lovely as that idea sounds... 這樣聽起來 我們一點都不契合 [24:46.24]-we're not perfect. -We're pretty damn close. 我們很親密 [24:49.12]Make no mistake about it, it's not my personal style... 不要誤會了，那不是我的風格 [24:50.100]but l really admire your ability to put your sex life out there. 我佩服你對性事落落大方 [24:58.68]Thank you. 謝謝你 [24:59.68]我?guī)Я艘恍┓饷嬖煨瓦^來 [24:60.24]l brought some looks for my cover. [25:03.80]l want your opinion. -我需要你的意見 -真的嗎? [25:04.84]-You do? -Yeah. 之前那件事… [25:07.40]Just in there. [25:11.08]l did judge you. 我確實對你下了定論 [25:14.16]Just a little. 一下下而已，我感覺很糟糕 [25:16.44]l feel bad, especially considering that you were so good to me... 我和大人物外遇時 你一直很支持我 [25:20.52]during the whole Big-married-man affair. [25:22.72]Honey, it's not just you. l judge me. 不只是你，我也會斷定自己 [25:23.100]Ever since that fucking Richard, l don't even know who l am anymore. 和理查分手后 我都不認識自己了 [25:29.96]And just Iike that... 當時，我才明白 [25:31.16]I reaIized what was under Samantha's fabuIous cover. [25:31.44]莎曼珊美麗的外表下 隱藏了什么 [25:35.56]And l'm sorry about the delivery guy. 快遞員的事我很抱歉 [25:37.60]l had no idea what that must have been like for you... 我一直無法想像你的感受 [25:40.12]until l walked in on Stanford getting a blowjob from Marcus. 直到我撞見馬可斯 幫史丹佛口交 [25:43.00]Yeah, he told me. 他告訴我了 [25:44.68]This is good! Just the jacket and legs. 這樣不錯，只穿風衣露美腿 [25:48.48]With a sexy pair of shoes.... Wait! 再配一雙性感的鞋… [25:51.24]Stanford was getting a blowjob? l thought he would be.... 史丹佛接受口交? 我以為是他幫… [25:55.84]-You know, never mind. No judgmental. -Honey, we all thought that. -算了，太武斷了 -我們都這么認為 [25:60.40]-Look here at the camera. -Move that up a couple of stops. 看鏡頭 [26:02.88]Okay, smile. 我愛死這個微笑了，你好漂亮 [26:06.84]-Go. -That looks great. Keep smiling. -這是什么? -封面的話… [26:09.80]You look gorgeous. -很好，看起來很漂亮 -這個地方… [26:12.84]-Wait! -Move that key light. -等一下 -怎么了? [26:16.32]Sometimes it takes a friend to make a picture perfect. 有時候想拍出完美的照片 要靠朋友幫忙 [26:19.08]But a picture-perfect friendship, weII, that's just in books. 但是完美的友誼? 只有書上才有 [26:23.08]-Yeah, that's right. -Do you like it? -喜歡嗎? -喜歡 [26:23.04]Cable! [26:29.52]lsn't she fabulous? 她真是太迷人了 [26:33.96]Give a smile. Here at me, cover girl. 對著鏡頭笑，封面女郎

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