欲望都市第三季 同居風(fēng)波 The Big Time
[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:34:46
[00:02.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)(MP3+LRC)
[00:11.24]“欲望城市”
[00:37.80](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問)
[00:43.56]“同居風(fēng)波”
[00:50.32]Manhattan is a plaCe 曼哈頓是一個(gè)可以24小時(shí) 滿足你需求的地方
[00:54.40]yOu Can get anything anytime.
[00:57.28]Cabs at 2:00 am. 半夜兩點(diǎn)的計(jì)程車
[01:02.80]Chinese fOOd at 3:00. 三點(diǎn)的中國(guó)菜外賣
[01:08.96]But yOu Can't get yOur dry-Cleaning. 但不知怎的 你就是拿不到干洗衣物
[01:18.36](干洗店)
[01:22.96]CharlOtte was spending her time with Trey, 夏綠蒂和崔正陷入熱戀
[01:24.24]a dOCtOr frOm family mOney 他是個(gè)出身豪門的醫(yī)生 幾乎擁有一切
[01:26.52]whO had it all.
[01:28.20]All, but all Of CharlOtte. 除了夏綠蒂以外
[01:35.00]Apparently Trey was One New YOrKer 顯然崔是個(gè)無(wú)法 隨時(shí)被滿足需求的紐約人
[01:37.44]nOt getting everything anytime.
[01:42.72]Trey is sO thOughtful. 崔實(shí)在很體貼 昨晚我不太舒服
[01:45.12]l wasn't feeling well last night...
[01:47.28]sO he tOOK me fOr sOme sOup 所以他帶我去第七街喝湯
[01:48.36]On 7th street and then we went tO 2nd. -然后我們邁向了第二 -第二街?
[01:51.40]Avenue?
[01:51.96]Base. 第二壘
[01:55.88]Then did yOur physiCs hOmewOrK with yOu? 接著呢?他和你一起做體操?
[01:56.04]NO, l wanna taKe it slOw. 不，我想慢慢來(lái) 他可能是我的真命天子
[01:58.04]He COuld be the One.
[02:00.04]YOu've Only KnOwn him fOr twO weeKs. 親愛的，你才認(rèn)識(shí)他兩個(gè)禮拜
[02:05.28]YOu Can KnOw his e-mail address, 你可能知道他的電子郵件地址 但不會(huì)知道他是否為真命天子
[02:07.68]but nOt that he's the One. 我就是知道 這真的很難，因?yàn)樗浅Ｐ愿?/p>
[02:07.08]l just KnOw. And it's really hard, beCause he's very sexy.
[02:11.12]But l dOn't want tO ruin it by having sex tOO early. 我不想太早和他發(fā)生關(guān)系 而壞了大事
[02:14.80]Oh, sO yOu're everything-but-girl. 這么說(shuō)你是堅(jiān)守底線的女孩
[02:19.60]l liKe tO thinK Of it as... Kissing with extras. 我倒認(rèn)為是… 有額外贈(zèng)品的親吻
[02:23.48]HOw very ninth grade Of yOu. 你真像個(gè)九年級(jí)生
[02:24.16]l read that if yOu dOn't have sex fOr a year yOu Can be revirginized. 書上說(shuō)，若一年不從事 性行為，就能夠恢復(fù)處女之身
[02:30.72]And prObably quite frisKy. 說(shuō)不定會(huì)抓狂
[02:33.92]But isn't it great? YOu Can erase yOur sexual past and start again. 這不是很棒嗎?過(guò)去的風(fēng)流史 可以一筆勾銷，重新開始
[02:37.08]WhO wants their virginity baCK? lt was bad enOugh the first time. 誰(shuí)想要回貞操? 第一次的經(jīng)驗(yàn)已經(jīng)夠糟了
[02:39.88]HOw Old were yOu? 當(dāng)時(shí)你多大?
[02:43.84]Eleventh grade. Seth Bateman. 十一年級(jí)，他叫賽斯貝特曼
[02:48.96]His smelly reC rOOm. 在他家臭氣熏天的康樂室
[02:48.92]Half a jOint, three thrusts, finitO. 吸了半根大麻 三次沖刺，完畢
[02:53.60]And ps, it was On the ping-pOng table. 附注：是在乒乓球桌上
[02:58.28]Meanwhile, l was dOing everything plus with Aidan. 同時(shí)，我和艾登百無(wú)禁忌
[03:04.36]l COuldn't get Out Of bed with him. 我們簡(jiǎn)直下不了床
[03:06.12]My bed was Our restaurant, Our entertainment, Our little New YOrK. 我的床成了餐館、娛樂場(chǎng)所 是我們的小紐約
[03:08.72]Open 24 hOurs. 二十四小時(shí)開放
[03:17.64]When will they send a searCh party fOr us? 他們什么時(shí)候 會(huì)派搜索隊(duì)來(lái)找我們?
[03:22.40]- l guess spring thaw. - That's an awful lOng time, my friend. -我猜春天融雪的時(shí)候吧 -真是漫長(zhǎng)
[03:33.24]DOwntOwn anOther New YOrKer was enjOying her full life. 在下城，另一個(gè)紐約人 正享受她充實(shí)的人生
[03:36.92]Samantha had a new apartment in the ultra ChiC MeatpaCKing DistriCt 莎曼珊在極時(shí)髦的肉品加工區(qū) 買了一間新公寓
[03:41.92]and a new admirer. 還多了一個(gè)仰慕者
[03:43.72]Well, there gOes the neighbOrhOOd. 我來(lái)敦親睦鄰一下
[03:45.48]Len SChneider, 4A. 我是連恩施奈德，住4A
[03:48.76]- l COlleCt art. - Samantha JOnes, 2D. -我收集藝術(shù)品 -莎曼珊瓊斯，2D
[03:51.24]- l guess yOu COlleCt COmpliments. - Oh, Len. StOp. -我猜你收集的是贊美吧 -連恩，放手
[03:57.52]Really, Len. StOp. lf yOu'll exCuse me. 真的，連恩，快放手 我先走了
[04:01.48]Listen, l wOuld lOve tO have yOu COme up tO my plaCe tOnight. 今晚歡迎你上來(lái)我家
[04:05.08]l maKe a mean wine spritzer. 我調(diào)的史不立茲酒棒呆了
[04:07.84]l dOn't thinK sO. SOrry. 不用了，抱歉
[04:12.92]Samantha said sOrry but what she really meant was... 莎曼珊嘴里說(shuō)抱歉 其實(shí)她真正的意思是…
[04:14.64]SinCe when is it aCCeptable 一個(gè)滿頭白發(fā)的糟老頭 怎么敢約她這種性感美女?
[04:16.40]fOr Over-the-hill lOsers tO asK Out hOt wOmen liKe her?
[04:19.80]l'm Keeping yOu On neighbOrhOOd watCh. 我會(huì)守望相助
[04:25.08]And just when Samantha thOught her day COuldn't get any wOrse... 正當(dāng)莎曼珊以為 今天已衰到極點(diǎn)時(shí)…
[04:29.12]This is a CatalOgue fOr pre-menOpausal wOmen. 這是一本給前更年期女性 看的目錄
[04:34.08]''New TransitiOns.'' NiCe name. “新轉(zhuǎn)變”，不錯(cuò)的名字
[04:36.40]Why dOn't they Call it what it is? J.Crew fOr wOmen whO are drying up. 他們何不直截了當(dāng)?shù)胤Q呼? 適用對(duì)象為逐漸干涸的女性
[04:39.48]FYl, l'm nOt transitiOning. l'm happening. -我沒有轉(zhuǎn)變，我是進(jìn)行式 -只是郵寄名單搞錯(cuò)了
[04:43.56]YOu're On the wrOng mailing list.
[04:44.92]l shOuldn't have signed up fOr that ''Mirabella'' trial subsCriptiOn. 我不該接受免費(fèi)試閱三個(gè)月的 “米拉貝拉”雜志
[04:49.92]l bOught a baCK pillOw On line and ended up with CatalOgues fOr trusses. 我在網(wǎng)路上買了一個(gè)背枕 結(jié)果收到疝帶的目錄
[04:53.60]- YOu gOt a baCK pillOw?. - At l'm getting Old.COm. -你買背枕? -對(duì)，購(gòu)自“我老了”網(wǎng)站
[04:56.28]Maybe l COuld interest yOu in vaginal lubriCatiOn suppOsitOries? 也許你會(huì)對(duì) 陰道潤(rùn)滑栓劑感興趣
[05:01.80]Listen: ''Ten years befOre menOpause yOu may have symptOms inCluding: 聽好 “在進(jìn)入更年期的前十年”
[05:08.40]''all mOnth lOng PMS, “你可能會(huì)體驗(yàn)的癥狀包括 長(zhǎng)達(dá)一個(gè)月的經(jīng)前癥候群”
[05:09.56]''fluid retentiOn, insOmnia, depressiOn, hOt flushes Or irregular periOds.'' “水腫、失眠、情緒低落 熱潮紅或經(jīng)期不規(guī)則”
[05:18.12]But peOple give up their seats fOr yOu On the bus. 好處是坐公車時(shí) 人們開始讓位給你了
[05:22.52]Oh, my GOd! Vagina weights. -我的天，陰道砝碼 -我的陰道可不等人
[05:24.88]My vagina waits fOr nO man.
[05:27.40]- LOOK. The Kegel Master. - What's a Kegel musCle? -你們看，凱格爾肌肉鍛練器 -什么是凱格爾肌肉?
[05:29.64]- lt helps yOu sit tight. - And l have One? -它可以幫助你讓陰道緊實(shí) -我也有嗎?
[05:33.96]- YOu dOn't dO yOur exerCises. - What exerCises? -你這么問就表示你沒做運(yùn)動(dòng) -什么運(yùn)動(dòng)?
[05:38.48]YOu have tO tighten and release it fOr ten minutes a day. 想讓陰道緊實(shí) 只要一天收縮和放松十分鐘
[05:44.60]Kegel exerCises... l'm dOing mine right nOw. 凱格爾運(yùn)動(dòng)…我現(xiàn)在就在做
[05:48.24]Man, she's gOOd. 她真行
[05:49.84]Well, l Can't wait fOr menOpause. 我真希望趕快停經(jīng) 沒有月經(jīng)一定很自由
[05:54.52]lt will be freeing nOt tO have periOds.
[05:56.60]l Can't wait till flOw stOps COming tO tOwn. 我等不及紅潮不再報(bào)到
[05:57.100]- NO One Calls it flOw. - My grandmOther did. -沒人叫它紅潮了 -我奶奶就這么稱呼
[06:01.44]NO mOre mind-numbing Cramps. 不要再有腦人的腹痛了
[06:04.88]NO Kidding. l've gOt mine right nOw. Big time. 說(shuō)真的，我現(xiàn)在正在痛 痛得不得了
[06:06.92]- l hear that, sister. - My GOd, l have my periOd tOO. -我聽到了，姐妹 -我的天，我也正在經(jīng)期
[06:12.04]We're all synChed up. l've heard abOut that happening. 我們都是同一時(shí)間 怎么這么巧
[06:15.80]What? l'll get mine in a few days. 干嘛?我再過(guò)幾天就來(lái)了
[06:19.68]lf Samantha was running late, l was running even later. 如果莎曼珊的經(jīng)期遲了 那我的就更遲了
[06:25.04]The ''Gab Magazine'' party was in an hOur “饒舌”雜志的派對(duì)快開始了 我的衣服卻還在干洗店
[06:28.44]and my dress was at the Cleaners.
[06:32.80]Oh, please, sir! 拜托，先生
[06:36.68]Shit. 該死
[06:36.44]Apparently my fabulOus party dress wOuld be staying in fOr the evening.
[06:39.96]顯然我漂亮的派對(duì)洋裝 今晚將留在店里了
[06:47.40]Miranda and Steve deCided instead Of staying in, they'd gO Out. 米蘭達(dá)和史蒂夫決定不待在家 而要出門
[06:52.36]SinCe when did it beCOme apprOpriate tO bring babies tO restaurants? 從幾時(shí)起適合帶小孩 來(lái)餐館吃飯?
[06:55.16]Oh, COme On. He's Cute. 很可愛
[06:58.84]Yeah. GOd invented baby-sitters fOr a reasOn. 上帝發(fā)明保姆是有原因的
[07:01.88]l dOn't thinK it's sO bad. lt's niCe tO have babies arOund. 我覺得沒什么不好 附近有小孩很棒
[07:06.80]DOn't get me wrOng. l lOve babies, but nOt with my sOup. 別誤會(huì)我的意思 我愛孩子，但喝湯時(shí)不喜歡
[07:11.88]Oh, my GOd. LOOK at yOu. YOu're a mess! 我的天 你看你，吃得臟兮兮的
[07:18.28]- We shOuld dO it. Have a baby. - Yeah, right. -我們應(yīng)該生個(gè)孩子 -才怪
[07:25.20]l'm seriOus. We'd have a Cute baby, nOt One that lOOKs liKe KhrushChev. 我是認(rèn)真的，孩子一定很可愛 不會(huì)長(zhǎng)得像赫魯雪夫
[07:30.44]- We wOuldn't have tO get married. - YOu're seriOus? -我們可以不必結(jié)婚 -你是說(shuō)真的?
[07:34.92]Yes. The timing is perfeCt. 沒錯(cuò)，現(xiàn)在時(shí)機(jī)正好
[07:34.08]The timing is nOt perfeCt. We've Only been living tOgether fOr twO mOnths. 時(shí)機(jī)并不好 我們才同居兩個(gè)月
[07:41.08]lt's way tOO quiCK. We CannOt have a baby. YOu're insane. 太快了，我們不能生小孩 你瘋了
[07:50.44]COme On. l want a baby. lt'd be fun. 拜托，我想要個(gè)小孩 很好玩的
[07:53.00]lt's nOt liKe Owning a fOOsball table. DO yOu KnOw hOw muCh wOrK it is? 這和買一張足球臺(tái)不一樣 你知道養(yǎng)一個(gè)小孩多辛苦嗎?
[07:58.44]Yeah, l KnOw. But l Can hang Out with him during the day. 我知道，但我白天可以陪他
[08:03.96]WatCh ''Sesame Street'' while yOu're at wOrK, then l gO tO wOrK at the bar. 你上班時(shí)我們看“芝麻街” 然后我再去酒吧工作
[08:06.40]And l'd be up all night with the baby, alOne and getting nO sleep, 而我整晚都要一個(gè)人照顧孩子 不能睡覺
[08:10.60]then have tO get up the next day and wOrK 14 hOurs tO maKe partner 隔天早上還得起床 工作14個(gè)小時(shí)以成為合伙人
[08:18.84]sO l Can affOrd the apartment yOu're watChing ''Sesame Street'' in. 這樣我才負(fù)擔(dān)得起那間公寓 而你卻只要看“芝麻街”就好
[08:20.24]Let's hOpe the baby inherits my pOsitive attitude. 希望孩子遺傳我的積極態(tài)度
[08:27.80]Can we please talK abOut sOmething else? 我們可以談別的事嗎?
[08:29.60]NO prOblem. 沒問題
[08:35.84]While Miranda was left COntemplating diapers... 當(dāng)米蘭達(dá)正在思量尿布時(shí)…
[08:38.04]l was COntemplating MCQueen versus GuCCi. 我則在考慮要穿 麥昆還是古馳的衣服
[08:44.80]lt's yOur last ChanCe tO attend a fabulOus party with a fabulOus girl. 這是你和美女一起參加 盛大派對(duì)的最后機(jī)會(huì)
[08:49.68]- lt's a party On a bOat? - COrreCtiOn: fanCy bOat. -這派對(duì)在船上舉行? -更正：是豪華的船
[08:52.12]And ps, the fabulOus girl is rumOred tO be easy. 附注：謠傳美女很容易出軌
[08:56.92]- What's the party fOr? - This new magazine, ''Gab''. -為什么要辦派對(duì)? -慶祝新雜志“饒舌”創(chuàng)刊
[08:58.40]- Have yOu read it? - NO, l want the Celebrity sightings. -你看過(guò)了嗎? -還沒，我是為了看名人才去
[09:02.48]l'd be stuCK On this bOat with all these Celebs. 那么我會(huì)和那些名人 一起困在船上
[09:04.84]And Celebrity hangers-On. 以及名人的跟班
[09:08.16]lt's tempting, but is it OK if l stay On dry land? 很吸引人 不過(guò)我可以待在陸地嗎?
[09:12.32]- Of COurse. - Will yOu still be easy later? -當(dāng)然 -等一下你仍然容易出軌嗎?
[09:17.92]- ls that a prOpOsitiOn? - Bon voyage. -這是個(gè)建議嗎? -一路順風(fēng)
[09:21.56]Bye. 拜拜
[09:39.88]The ''Gab'' party was everything they prOmised and mOre. “饒舌”的派對(duì) 比主辦單位承諾的還棒
[09:41.84]Regis Philbin, MadOnna and ''New YOrKer'' ex-editOrs were there. 瑞吉斯菲爾賓、瑪?shù)つ群兔總€(gè) 被開除的“紐約客”編輯都在
[09:46.64]- Hey, thanKs. - SO, where was l? -謝謝 -我剛才講到哪里?
[09:49.48]UnfOrtunately, Trey was dOing mOst Of the gabbing. 不幸的是 多數(shù)時(shí)候是崔在滔滔不絕
[09:53.20]- The part abOut the birthday present. - That's right. -生日禮物的部分 -沒錯(cuò)
[09:57.04]My mOther gives me this awful maChine fOr sOrting Change... 我媽送我一個(gè) 可以分類零錢的機(jī)器…
[09:59.96]He has a lOt Of Change. -他有一大堆零錢 -我騙她說(shuō)我愛死了
[10:02.24]...fOr my birthday. l lied tO her and said l lOved it.
[10:03.24]l jumped intO a Cab and drOve that thing right baCK. 我跳上一輛計(jì)程車 抱著那玩意兒沖回家
[10:08.68]SO there l was, On... 40th and BrOadway. 當(dāng)時(shí)我正在… 40街和百老匯大道
[10:13.04]- l hear a wOman yell liKe a hyena. - l did nOt! -聽見一個(gè)女人像土狼般大叫 -我才沒有
[10:16.56]The Cab stOps. l almOst hit my head On that plastiC partitiOn. l gOt Out... 計(jì)程車突然停下來(lái) 我的頭差點(diǎn)撞上塑膠隔板
[10:22.68]He tOld him tO stOp the meter. 他叫司機(jī)暫停計(jì)費(fèi)
[10:26.96]And there was CharlOtte, lying On the street. That's hOw we met. 而夏綠蒂躺在大街上 我們就是這樣認(rèn)識(shí)的
[10:29.28]And that's hOw we met. 我們就是這樣認(rèn)識(shí)的
[10:32.16]- That's very sweet. - Oh, and the Cabbie gOt mad. -真浪漫 -你忘了司機(jī)氣瘋了那段
[10:37.40]- lt's OK, COs l remember. - Anyway, it was fate. -沒關(guān)系，我記得 -總之，這是命中注定
[10:40.60]lf my mOther didn't give me bad gifts 如果我媽沒送我爛禮物
[10:45.76]this wOnderful gift wOuld never have COme intO my life. 就不會(huì)有這么棒的禮物 在我生命中降臨
[10:48.56]l'd heard the stOry at least three times. 這故事我至少已聽過(guò)三遍
[10:50.32]AnOther minute Of Trey and we wOuld be in a man OverbOard situatiOn. 再聽崔說(shuō)下去 我便會(huì)忍不住推他下海
[10:56.08]- Hey, l'm gOnna gO tO hit the buffet. - OK. -我去拿東西吃 -好
[11:01.00]NOt tOO hard. 別吃太多
[11:05.16]As l walKed away, l realised l hadn't seen CharlOtte that happy in years 我走開時(shí)發(fā)現(xiàn)，我已經(jīng)好幾年 沒見到夏綠蒂這么開心
[11:07.52]and with a man she had KnOwn fOr five minutes. 而且是和一個(gè) 她才認(rèn)識(shí)不久的男人
[11:12.92]And just when l thOught l was safe... 正當(dāng)我以為自己很安全…
[11:15.76]- HellO. - Oh, hi. -你好 -嗨
[11:18.16]Cheese. 我在吃起士，你好
[11:21.84]HellO.
[11:22.52]...l ran intO the man l'd been happy with fOr five minutes. 我遇見那個(gè) 曾給我短暫快樂的男人
[11:27.24]- Right. Well, hi. - l thOught l might see yOu here. -你好 -我想可能會(huì)在這里看到你
[11:32.76]YOu did? 是嗎?
[11:37.24]- Where's Natasha? - She missed the bOat. -娜塔莎呢? -她沒趕上船
[11:42.32]l'm sOrry. 對(duì)不起
[11:45.64]Very CrOwded. 好擠
[11:46.00]Well, l gOtta... 我得…
[11:50.60]DOminiCK Dunne is hOlding my plaCe in the bathrOOm line. 多明尼克在廁所前面幫我排隊(duì)
[11:56.08]Big and l, trapped tOgether On a bOat withOut dates. 大人物和我困在同一艘船上 身邊都沒有伴
[11:60.40]We were twO miles OffshOre. There was nO way Off. 我們離岸兩哩遠(yuǎn)，無(wú)路可逃
[12:05.40]Children and wOmen with emOtiOnal baggage first. 小孩和有感情包袱的女人優(yōu)先
[12:07.08]Carrie. LOOK what Trey gave me. lsn't it beautiful? 凱莉，你看崔送我的禮物 很美吧?
[12:10.96]WOw. Cartier. 卡地亞的
[12:13.64]lt was a surprise. He said the last few weeKs have been speCial. 這是個(gè)驚喜 他說(shuō)過(guò)去幾周很特別
[12:17.80]And that he's smitten. LOOK, it's insCribed. 我讓他神魂顛倒 你看，后面還刻了字
[12:22.60]Let's see. ''TO CharlOtte. lt's abOut time l met yOu.'' “獻(xiàn)給夏綠蒂 我倆相遇正是時(shí)候”
[12:28.48]Sweetie, that's great. 親愛的，太棒了
[12:30.92]- When dOes this bOat dOCK? - ArOund 10:00. -這艘船何時(shí)靠岸? -大約十點(diǎn)
[12:32.44]- What time is it? - lt's nOt set yet. -現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)? -還沒調(diào)時(shí)間
[12:36.20]- lt's pretty. - ThanKs. l better get baCK tO Trey. -很漂亮 -謝謝，我最好回去找崔了
[12:39.88]l thinK this is it, Carrie. l Can feel it. 我想就是他了，凱莉 我感覺得到
[12:44.24]One wOman's ''TitaniC'' is anOther wOman's ''LOve BOat''. 顯然一個(gè)女人的“鐵達(dá)尼” 是另一個(gè)女人的“愛之船”
[12:53.00]- BOO. - Jesus. -凱莉 -天啊
[12:60.24]SO what was that baCK there? 剛才是怎么回事?
[13:02.96]l... l dOn't KnOw. 我…我不知道
[13:06.92]- Can't we have a COnversatiOn? - l dOn't KnOw. Can we? -我們不能正常地交談嗎? -我不知道，你說(shuō)呢?
[13:12.68]ArOund BrOOKlyn there's gOnna be a mutiny. Pass it On. 布魯克林區(qū)附近將會(huì)有 一場(chǎng)叛亂，把這消息傳出去
[13:17.08]- What a spiffy Opener. - l try. -這開場(chǎng)白還不錯(cuò) -我盡力了
[13:21.80]SO what are yOu? Are yOu... 那么你呢?你有…
[13:25.92]- Are yOu seeing anyOne? - Yeah, l am. -你有交往的對(duì)象嗎? -是的
[13:30.16]He's great. He's perfeCt, aCtually. 他很棒，實(shí)際上近乎完美
[13:36.44]Where is he, Mr PerfeCt? 那位完美先生呢?
[13:38.16]He's hOme. l didn't wanna subjeCt him tO the slimy media leeChes. 他在家，我不想讓他受到 八卦媒體的污染
[13:41.08]GOOd idea. 好主意
[13:43.92]Present COmpany exCluded. 不包括目前的同伴
[13:48.56]- That's sOme Ouftit, Kid. - Really? DO yOu thinK sO? -衣服很漂亮 -真的嗎?你這么認(rèn)為?
[13:51.48]lf yOu liKe this, yOu'll lOve the One being held hOstage On 7 4th and Lex. 若你喜歡這件，那你一定會(huì) 愛死被洗衣店扣押的那一件
[14:00.12]lt's gOOd tO see yOu. 很高興見到你
[14:07.24]The next mOrning l reCOvered frOm my see-Big siCKness, 隔天早上 我從再見大人物的不適中康復(fù)
[14:10.72]while dOwntOwn, Samantha realised maybe her ship had sailed. 在下城，莎曼珊意識(shí)到 或許她的船已經(jīng)啟航了
[14:16.08]She was five days late. 她的月經(jīng)晚了五天
[14:19.40]Later we did brunCh and bathrOOm at Time Café. 稍后我們?cè)?ldquo;時(shí)代咖啡館” 吃早午餐，并在化妝室聊天
[14:23.04]- l'm in lOve with him. - YOu're nOt in lOve with him. -我愛上他了 -你沒有愛上他
[14:26.44]YOu're in lOve with the expensive watCh he gave yOu. 你愛的是 他送你的那只昂貴手表
[14:29.04]- DO yOu have anOther? - l'm nOt Tampax Central. Buy them. -你還有嗎? -我不是供應(yīng)商，下次記得買
[14:35.00]l have them at hOme. But they wOn't fit in my Kate Spade purse. 我放在家里，但我凱特史貝的 名牌皮包塞不下
[14:38.48]WOw, Kate must have a tiny vagina. 凱特的陰道必定很小
[14:43.16]The watCh is a sign that he's in lOve with me tOO. 那只表意味著他也愛我
[14:47.12]- He's just in blue ball hell. - SOmetimes yOu just KnOw. -才怪，他是在禁欲的地獄中 -有時(shí)候你就是知道
[14:51.32]We're the right matCh. lt's fate. 我們是天生一對(duì) 這是命運(yùn)的安排
[14:53.76]lt's nOt fate. His light is On. That's all. 這和命運(yùn)無(wú)關(guān) 他的燈號(hào)亮了，如此而已
[14:58.28]- What light? - Men are liKe Cabs. -什么燈號(hào)? -男人就像計(jì)程車
[15:01.32]When they're available, their light gOes On. 當(dāng)他們是自由身時(shí) 燈號(hào)就會(huì)亮
[15:02.84]They waKe up One day, deCide tO settle dOwn, and turn their light On. 等到某天他們決定要安頓下來(lái) 便把燈號(hào)打開
[15:09.32]The next wOman they piCK up is the One they'll marry. lt's nOt fate. 然后娶下一個(gè)載到的女人 這不是命運(yùn)
[15:11.68]- lt's dumb luCK. - l Can't believe that lOve is randOm. -而是碰運(yùn)氣 -我拒絕相信愛情是隨機(jī)的
[15:16.72]YOu gOtta get them when their light's On. 你必須趁他們燈號(hào)亮的時(shí)候 抓住他們
[15:20.64]- Men l meet are flashing yellOws. - Or Off duty. -我認(rèn)識(shí)的男人都在閃黃燈 -或是下班了
[15:25.12]They Can drive arOund fOr years and nOt be available. 他們可以開車到處亂逛好幾年 卻不載客
[15:26.60]They shOuldn't be allOwed tO get behind the wheel! 不該準(zhǔn)許他們上路的
[15:29.04]MOst men dOn't stay lit lOng befOre they taKe the plunge 大部分男人的燈號(hào)很少亮著
[15:31.68]versus mOst wOmen whO have been lit pretty muCh sinCe birth. 反而大部分女人自出生后 燈號(hào)便一直亮著
[15:37.04]That was my last tampOn. Are yOu paCKing? 那是我最后一個(gè)衛(wèi)生棉條 你有帶嗎?
[15:38.68]NO, l dOn't have a tampOn and prObably will never need One again. 我沒有 而且可能再也不需要了
[15:45.60]- A ''nO'' is gOOd enOugh. - l haven't had my periOd in 35 days. -說(shuō)“沒有”就夠了 -我已經(jīng)35天沒月經(jīng)了
[15:48.36]- Are yOu...? - NO, l'm nOt pregnant. l'm... -你是不是… -不是，我沒懷孕，我…
[15:52.92]- l'm drying up. - COme On. YOu're OverreaCting. -我干涸了 -別這樣，你反應(yīng)過(guò)度了
[15:56.88]- lt was a stupid CatalOgue. - l'm day-Old bread. My time is up. -只是一本愚蠢的目錄 -我是不新鮮面包，期限到了
[16:02.36]EnjOy yOur flOws. 好好享受你們的紅潮吧
[16:04.08]FOr sOmeOne with nO periOd yOu've gOt a mean Case Of PMS. 就一個(gè)沒有月經(jīng)的人來(lái)說(shuō) 你的經(jīng)前癥候群還真嚴(yán)重
[16:09.16]YOu have years Of miserable Cramps ahead Of yOu. 你還得忍受好幾年悲慘的經(jīng)痛
[16:13.60]Ladies... 姐妹們，我即將說(shuō)的話 你們可能會(huì)覺得很意外
[16:15.80]What l'm abOut tO tell yOu...
[16:17.36]may COme as a shOCK.
[16:26.44]l'm a little... 我比你們…
[16:30.32]Older than yOu. 年紀(jì)大一點(diǎn)
[16:37.08]That night l COuldn't stOp thinKing abOut time. 當(dāng)晚我一直思考時(shí)機(jī)問題
[16:42.84]Was every seCOnd Of Our lives COntrOlled by fate? 我們生命中的每一秒 都受命運(yùn)左右嗎?
[16:44.64]Or is life a series Of randOm OCCurrenCes? 或者生命只是一連串的偶然?
[16:46.80]lf l wasn't always ten minutes late, wOuld my life be tOtally different? 如果我不是永遠(yuǎn)遲到十分鐘 我的人生會(huì)完全改觀嗎?
[16:51.76]WOuld l never run intO Big? WOuld there ever be a gOOd time tO see him? 我是否不可能遇見大人物? 是否有見到他的好時(shí)機(jī)?
[16:55.04]Was Miranda right? 米蘭達(dá)說(shuō)對(duì)了嗎?
[16:59.56]ls timing everything? 時(shí)機(jī)是否決定一切?
[17:14.64]COuld yOu turn that dOwn? l'm wOrKing. 電視關(guān)小聲一點(diǎn)好嗎? 我在工作
[17:24.96]OK, nOt lOw enOugh. 好，還不夠小聲
[17:26.84]YOu're gOnna have tO get used tO the nOise with a baby arOund.
[17:30.12]如果有孩子 你就必須習(xí)慣噪音
[17:34.04]LOOK. l've been thinKing abOut this baby thing. 聽著，我一直在想 關(guān)于生孩子的事
[17:39.32]We're nOt in a great plaCe right nOw. 我們現(xiàn)在的情況不適合生孩子
[17:41.88]Can we have this COnversatiOn withOut ''SCOOby DOO''? 我們講話的時(shí)候 可以不要看“史酷比”嗎?
[17:44.44]lt's the One where they find the ghOst in the salt mine. 這一集是演他們?cè)邴}礦找到鬼
[17:49.12]- l'm seriOus. Turn Off the CartOOns. - But what abOut the ghOst? -我是認(rèn)真的，把卡通關(guān)掉 -可是鬼怎么辦?
[17:55.88]- YOu KnOw what? FOrget it. - Miranda. -你知道嗎?算了 -米蘭達(dá)
[17:60.08]Then Miranda realised she may have already had a baby in her hOuse. 米蘭達(dá)意識(shí)到 她家已經(jīng)有一個(gè)孩子了
[18:03.16]l wanna shelve this baby thing fOr a while. 生孩子的事我想暫時(shí)擱置
[18:05.04]OK, yOu gOt it. 好，沒問題
[18:08.08]Put a COaster under that glass 在杯子下面放個(gè)杯墊 睡覺之前把燈關(guān)掉
[18:12.80]and turn Off the lights befOre yOu COme tO bed.
[18:17.64]We haven't had sex in Over a weeK and he wants a baby. 我們一個(gè)禮拜沒有性生活 而他想要小孩
[18:22.64]What's wrOng with this piCture? 這個(gè)狀況哪里不對(duì)勁?
[18:23.00]YOu Can always gO the lmmaCulate COnCeptiOn rOute. 你可以效法圣母瑪莉亞 純潔受孕
[18:27.32]SeriOusly, we're in this shitty plaCe. 說(shuō)真的，我們現(xiàn)在關(guān)系很惡劣
[18:32.48]We fight and l'm wOrKing lOng hOurs fOr this partner thing. 我們常常吵架，為了合伙的事 我的工作時(shí)間拉長(zhǎng)了
[18:36.36]And he's using a baby as a Band-Aid fOr everything that's wrOng with us. 他把孩子當(dāng)成繃帶 以為可以解決我們所有的問題
[18:39.72]- What is wrOng with yOu guys? - l dOn't KnOw. -你們出了什么問題? -我不知道
[18:44.72]lt's liKe he's a Kid and l end up nagging him all the time. 就好像他是個(gè)小孩 而我老是對(duì)他嘮叨
[18:48.28]l'm mean mOmmy and nO One wants tO fuCK mean mOmmy. 我是暴躁的媽咪，相信我 沒人想和暴躁的媽咪做愛
[18:52.16]Oh, l believe yOu. 我相信你
[18:55.16]Maybe l'm sabOtaging the relatiOnship sO l dOn't have tO aCtually be happy. 也許我在破壞這段關(guān)系 好逃避生小孩和快樂過(guò)日子
[19:01.08]Maybe the prOblem is me. -也許問題出在我身上 -這個(gè)小孩會(huì)需要很多治療
[19:02.12]This baby is gOnna need a lOt Of therapy.
[19:06.08]- There is nO baby! - OK, mean mOmmy. -哪來(lái)的小孩? -好，暴躁的媽咪
[19:08.16]But l dO want One eventually and my ClOCK is running Out. 但我終究會(huì)想要一個(gè)小孩 而我的時(shí)間不多了
[19:13.40]l've Only gOt a milliOn viable eggs left. 我只剩下一百萬(wàn)個(gè)有用的卵
[19:15.20]300 Of whiCh we just Killed with thOse martinis at lunCh. 剛才吃飯時(shí)喝的馬丁尼 又殺了300個(gè)
[19:21.56]That night, Samantha gOt drunK. 當(dāng)晚，莎曼珊喝醉了
[19:25.96]She had lOst her spirit and nO pill in the CatalOgue COuld COrreCt that. 她失去了往日的意氣風(fēng)發(fā) 目錄中沒有藥物可以治療
[19:29.72]And sO she aCCepted a date with Len. 因此她答應(yīng)和連恩約會(huì)
[19:32.20]After all, day-Old bread needed tO stiCK tOgether. 畢竟，不新鮮的面包 必須物以類聚
[19:35.60]- Ever been in a CadillaC EldOradO? - NO. -你坐過(guò)凱迪拉克轎車嗎? -沒有
[19:36.28]Oh, thOse babies are smOOth. They have buttOns fOr everything. 那些寶貝坐起來(lái)真穩(wěn) 車上什么按鈕都有
[19:41.28]There's even a buttOn tO adjust yOur lumbar. Great fOr my hip. 甚至還有調(diào)整腰錐的按鈕 對(duì)我的臀部極有好處
[19:48.20]Did l tell yOu l have an artifiCial hip? 我告訴過(guò)你我有個(gè)人造臀嗎?
[19:54.68]- NO. - Hard tO believe, baby? -沒有 -難以置信吧?
[19:57.84]Samantha COuldn't listen tO One mOre minute Of Len. 莎曼珊無(wú)法忍受連恩 多說(shuō)一分鐘的話
[20:00.24]SO she slept with him and his hip tO shut him up. 所以她跟他上床好讓他閉嘴
[20:03.80]Yeah, baby. 好，寶貝
[20:08.60]Give it tO daddy. 快給爹地吧
[20:18.76]- Oh, Jesus. - What. -老天 -怎么了?
[20:20.80]Baby, either yOu're a virgin Or flOw just Came tO tOwn. 寶貝，你若不是處女 就是月經(jīng)來(lái)報(bào)到了
[20:26.80]- My periOd? - There's blOOd everywhere. -我的月經(jīng)? -到處都是血
[20:31.76]Oh, my GOd. That is sO... 我的天，真是太…
[20:34.56]These sheets are twO grand a set. 這些床單一套兩千塊
[20:37.64]l'm sOrry, really very sOrry. 對(duì)不起，我真的很抱歉
[20:43.80]Samantha said sOrry. What she really meant was... 莎曼珊嘴里說(shuō)抱歉 其實(shí)她真正的意思是…
[20:48.56]there are mOre yOung studs in this pre-pre-menOpausal wOman's future. 未來(lái)還有很多年輕的性感猛男 等著她這個(gè)前更年期的女人
[20:53.60]This is embarrassing. l shOuld gO. 真丟臉，我應(yīng)該走了
[20:55.88]ThanKs fOr dinner. 謝謝你的晚餐
[20:59.48]The next day, Miranda was putting in time and a half at her firm when... 隔天 米蘭達(dá)在事務(wù)所加班時(shí)…
[21:07.36]- Miranda HObbes. - Hey. -米蘭達(dá)霍布斯 -是我
[21:09.76]l'm busy and Can't talK. 我現(xiàn)在很忙，沒時(shí)間聊天
[21:11.32]Meet me in half an hOur at 56th and 3rd, OK? 半小時(shí)后在第五十六街 和第三街路口見
[21:13.28]- l Can't, l gOt a meeting at 4:00. - COme On, it will help. -不行，我四點(diǎn)要開會(huì) -來(lái)吧，會(huì)有幫助的
[21:19.60]- Please. - OK. -拜托 -好吧
[21:26.36]- This is nOt gOnna happen. - COme On. LOOK at them. -這是不可能的 -過(guò)來(lái)，你看它們
[21:29.32]HOw exaCtly wOuld this help us? 這對(duì)我們究竟有什么幫助?
[21:32.00]Maybe we're nOt ready fOr a baby. 也許我們還沒準(zhǔn)備好生個(gè)小孩
[21:33.96]- This COuld be a test run. - WhO wOuld taKe Care Of the test run? -這可以當(dāng)作一個(gè)試驗(yàn) -誰(shuí)來(lái)照顧它?
[21:38.16]Me. 我
[21:43.72]Please, buyer lady. TaKe me hOme and lOve me. 拜托，出錢的小姐 帶我回家，好好愛我
[21:48.20]- YOu're insane. - NOt in frOnt Of the puppy! -你瘋了 -不要在狗狗面前說(shuō)
[21:52.36]Miranda had been baCKed intO a COrner. 米蘭達(dá)被逼進(jìn)了死角
[21:53.36]Even thOugh she was surrOunded by bitChes, she didn't wanna be One. 雖然四周都是母狗(沷婦) 她可不想成為其中一員
[21:56.32]OK. 好吧
[21:60.24]CharlOtte and Trey were perfOrming their usual duet. 夏綠蒂和崔又在重復(fù) 平常那套對(duì)話
[22:04.28]...and then l gOt Out and fOund yOu. 然后我下車發(fā)現(xiàn)了你
[22:05.92]Oh, really? l fOund yOu. 真的嗎?是我發(fā)現(xiàn)你的
[22:12.76]- l thinK l shOuld COme in. - NO, sweetie. -我想我應(yīng)該進(jìn)去 -不，親愛的
[22:17.84]l have an early meeting. But thanKs, l had a lOvely time. Really. 我明天一早要開會(huì) 不過(guò)謝謝你，我玩得很開心
[22:22.88]Me tOO. 我也是
[22:27.36]- GOOd night. - GOOd night. -晚安 -晚安
[22:42.28]- YOu're very persistent. - l wanna tell yOu sOmething. -你真是不屈不撓 -我想告訴你一件事
[22:48.04]- l lOve yOu, CharlOtte. - YOu dO? -我愛你，夏綠蒂 -真的嗎?
[22:51.60]- Yeah. - l lOve yOu tOO. -是的 -我也愛你
[22:57.40]That night, CharlOtte gOt everything she wanted. 當(dāng)晚夏綠蒂得到她想要的一切
[23:01.56]Trey gOt a hand jOb. 崔則得到代打手槍的服務(wù)
[23:04.16]And at 3:00 am Miranda was getting nOthing but aggravated. 半夜三點(diǎn)，米蘭達(dá)除了火氣外 什么都沒得到
[23:09.40]Please, gO tO sleep. 拜托，睡覺吧
[23:12.92]Please, l beg yOu. Here. LOOK. 拜托，我求你，你看這個(gè)
[23:13.100]This is suppOsed tO be yOur mOm's heart beating Or...sOmething. 這就當(dāng)作你媽咪的心跳…
[23:25.84]- Are yOu happy? - NOt really. -你高興了吧? -不見得
[23:28.88]We get this puppy. l'm the Only One taKing Care Of it. 我們說(shuō)好一起養(yǎng)這只狗 結(jié)果卻只有我一個(gè)人在照顧它
[23:32.16]l've been up all night. YOu're asleep. This was a huge mistaKe. 我整晚都醒著，你睡得倒熟 這真是大錯(cuò)特錯(cuò)
[23:34.44]COme On, relax. lt will be fine. 放輕松，以后就沒事了
[23:37.92]FOr yOu, beCause yOu're nOt dOing anything. 對(duì)你來(lái)說(shuō)是如此 因?yàn)槟闶裁词露疾蛔?/p>
[23:40.44]He's just getting used tO us. 它只是在適應(yīng)我們
[23:44.20]POOChie, pOOChie, puppy bOy. 小狗狗…
[23:51.36]Give mOmmy a Kiss. 親媽咪一個(gè)
[23:56.56]This is it. l'm sO siCK Of yOu being the Kid here. 就是這樣 我真的很厭煩你像個(gè)小孩一樣
[23:57.00]l CannOt be in Charge all the time. We're suppOsed tO be equals. 不能什么責(zé)任都要我來(lái)扛 我們應(yīng)該是互相支持的搭檔
[24:02.80]YOu thinK we Can have a baby? We Can't even have a puppy tOgether. 生孩子? 我們連一起養(yǎng)只狗都沒辦法
[24:06.24]- We're gOing thrOugh a rOugh patCh. - This isn't a patCh. -我們正經(jīng)歷過(guò)度期 -這不是過(guò)度期
[24:11.76]This is it. All the time. And it's nOt gOOd. 一向都是如此 這絕對(duì)不是好事
[24:14.32]Great. SO yOu're just gOnna give up On us, just liKe that? 很好，所以你打算就這樣 放棄這段感情?
[24:19.68]NOt just liKe that. 不是就這樣
[24:21.40]l have been trying nOt tO give up On us fOr a lOng time. 我已經(jīng)努力了很久 不要放棄這段感情
[24:26.84]- That's niCe. - l'm just being hOnest. -很好 -我只是說(shuō)實(shí)話
[24:31.04]Then Miranda realised sOmething. 米蘭達(dá)領(lǐng)悟到一件事
[24:32.12]All this time, she thOught the prOblem was her. 一直以來(lái) 她都以為問題在她身上
[24:35.56]lt wasn't. lt was them. 其實(shí)不是 而是他們兩個(gè)人的問題
[24:39.28]And there was never a gOOd time tO say what she had tO say. 永遠(yuǎn)沒有好時(shí)機(jī) 說(shuō)出她必須說(shuō)的話
[24:43.08]- This isn't gOnna wOrK, Steve. - There's gOOd stuff, here. -沒有用的，史蒂夫 -我們有美好的回憶
[24:46.80]NOt enOugh. 不夠
[24:48.92]A baby wOuld've been a quiCK fix fOr sOmething that Can't be fixed. 孩子只是暫時(shí)的補(bǔ)救方法 治標(biāo)不治本
[24:54.40]- BeCause yOu dOn't want it tO wOrK. - That's sO unfair. -因?yàn)槟悴幌肜^續(xù)下去 -這么說(shuō)真不公平
[25:00.92]- l dOn't wanna fight yOu anymOre. - DO yOu thinK l dO? -我不想再跟你吵架了 -你以為我想?
[25:04.80]l dOn't KnOw. 我不知道
[25:10.16]Steve... 史蒂夫…
[25:13.96]l really tried. 我真的努力過(guò)了
[25:16.64]That night, Miranda lOst her partner. 那夜，米蘭達(dá)失去了她的搭檔
[25:19.44]The next day, she gOt a new One. 隔天，她有了新伙伴
[25:26.52]Fifteen Of them. 總共有15個(gè)
[25:35.92]Meanwhile, l was still enjOying my One. 同時(shí)，我還是很喜歡我的搭檔
[25:40.52]DO yOu wanna have a sleepOver? 你想在這里過(guò)夜嗎?
[25:45.16]Let me set the timer. 我設(shè)定一下計(jì)時(shí)器
[25:50.48]l didn't KnOw abOut Aidan but my light was definitely On. 我不知道艾登的情況 但我的燈號(hào)絕對(duì)是亮著的
[25:54.64]YOu have One new message. 你有一通新留言
[25:58.32]Hey, Carrie, l'm... 凱莉，我…
[25:58.32]l Knew whO it was. l COuldn't stOp Big COming baCK intO my life. 我知道是誰(shuí)，我無(wú)法阻止 大人物重返我的生活
[26:02.88]But l COuld stOp him frOm COming Out Of my maChine. 至少我可以阻止他的聲音 從答錄機(jī)冒出來(lái)
[26:07.76]Hey, yOu're Out Of filters. l'm gOnna run dOwn tO the KOrean. 你的濾紙用完了 我去樓下的商店買
[26:18.20]- Hey... - Yeah? -凱莉… -什么事?
[26:23.16]YOu maKe me really happy. 你真的讓我好快樂
[26:26.32]- See yOu in a bit. - OK. -待會(huì)兒見 -好
[26:38.04]Oh, that was very fast. 速度還真快
[26:43.00]- What are yOu dOing here? - Didn't yOu get my message? -你來(lái)干嘛? -你沒聽到我的留言嗎?
[26:46.40]NO, l paused it. 我按了暫停 你在這里做什么?
[26:48.12]- What are yOu dOing here? - That was him, wasn't it? 那個(gè)人就是他吧?
[26:52.16]- The perfeCt guy. - Yes and he's COming baCK, sO... -完美的家伙 -對(duì)，他很快就回來(lái)，所以…
[26:57.12]Please. 拜托
[26:60.52]What dO yOu want? 你想怎么樣?
[27:07.48]l dOn't KnOw. 我不知道
[27:13.84]NO, gO hOme tO yOur wife. 不行，回家去找你太太
[27:17.44]GO. 快走
[27:21.88]l'm sO fuCKed up. 我把一切都搞砸了
[27:29.16]l had nO idea what else Big was gOnna say. 我不曉得大人物還要說(shuō)什么
[27:34.100]And l'm nOt sure what bugged me mOre. 我也不確定哪件事讓我比較煩
[27:38.60]That l didn't KnOw Or that l Cared. 是我不知道還是我仍在意
[27:41.96]Hey, Carrie. l'm here On yOur COrner. 凱莉，我在你公寓樓梯的轉(zhuǎn)角
[27:47.56]l KnOw yOu're hOme. PiCK up. 我知道你在家，接電話吧
[27:51.12]Jesus. 天啊
[27:56.72]Well, l miss yOu. 我很想你
[28:00.28]l Can't fuCKing stOp thinKing abOut yOu. There yOu have it. 我無(wú)法停止想你，你聽見了
[28:06.44]There it was. ExaCtly what l had needed tO hear... 這正是我從前想聽的話 卻遲了一年
[28:10.68]a year tOO late.
[28:11.100]l shOuld have been happy, but l wasn't. 我本來(lái)應(yīng)該覺得高興 但是沒有
[28:15.20]lt was the absOlute wOrst timing Of all. 現(xiàn)在絕對(duì)是最壞的時(shí)機(jī)
[28:20.36]Ten minutes later, Aidan still hadn't COme baCK. 十分鐘后，艾登還是沒回來(lái)
[28:23.36]Suddenly my life was all abOut timing. 突然間，時(shí)機(jī)決定了我的人生
[28:25.20]All the right things said at all the wrOng times. 在錯(cuò)誤的時(shí)機(jī)說(shuō)了對(duì)的話
[28:30.08]My past COming baCK way tOO fast. 我的過(guò)去太早回頭
[28:32.00]And my future taKing way tOO lOng tO COme hOme. 而我的未來(lái)卻還回不了家
