欲望都市第二季 The Chicken Dance

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:25:27 [00:05.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(MP3+LRC) [00:12.08]欲望城市 [00:37.12](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭) [00:42.80]聞雞起舞 [00:48.92]There are over seven mllllon people ln New York... 紐約有超過七百萬人口 [00:51.64]...not lncludlng houseguests. 不包括來訪的客人 [00:54.04]Vlsltors are a vltal part of the clty's economy. 游客是城里經(jīng)濟(jì)主要來源 [00:56.40]Most slngle people ln Manhattan do not buy furnlture or hang plctures... 大多數(shù)在曼哈頓的 單身貴族都不買家具 [00:59.88]...untll the arrlval of an out-of-towner. 直到家里有客人來訪 [01:03.08]That's a great couch. Where'd it come from? -沙發(fā)好棒，哪里買的? -我不知道 [01:04.64]I have no idea. 米蘭達(dá)新家的所有家具 [01:06.96]Everythlng ln Mlranda's new apartment was hand-plcked, flnlshed and arranged... 都是由夏綠蒂的新銳 室內(nèi)設(shè)計(jì)師朋友 [01:11.92]...by Charlotte's frlend, Madellne Dunn, an up-and-comlng lnterlor deslgner. 瑪?shù)铝仗贫饕皇职k購買 [01:16.08]I've been Iooking for one of those. -我一直在找這樣的東西 -這是非常時(shí)髦的沙發(fā)床 [01:17.68]That's very styIish for a puIIout. [01:21.08]I'II have that end tabIe for you tomorrow. 茶幾明天就會(huì)送來 [01:27.32]Thank you. 謝謝 [01:28.60]You're weIcome. [01:30.48]This is a sofa bed? 這是沙發(fā)床? [01:31.100]That's what started this whoIe thing. I needed a sofa bed for Jeremy. 事情是這樣的 [01:33.28]我需要幫杰瑞米買沙發(fā)床 [01:37.56]If he actuaIIy sIeeps on it whiIe staying in my fabuIous apartment... 要是他在這里的這段期間 都睡在這 [01:40.64]...I'II throw myseIf out a window treatment. 我就從窗戶跳下去 [01:42.32]Jeremy was an old frlend of Mlranda's who'd been ln London... 杰瑞米是米蘭達(dá)的老朋友 [01:44.20]長年住在倫敦 [01:47.72]...wrltlng for The Economist. 他到紐約勘查就業(yè)環(huán)境 [01:48.12]He was comlng to New York to scope out the job sltuatlon. [01:50.60]Mlranda suggested he be her houseguest, because hls e-malls, always entertalnlng... 米蘭達(dá)建議他到她家作客 [01:53.16]因?yàn)樗碾娮余]件 出現(xiàn)一些調(diào)情的字眼 [01:55.84]...had started to border on fllrtatlous. [01:58.44]Meanwhlle, I had become a frequent houseguest of Blg's. 在此同時(shí) 我成了大人物家中的常客 [02:03.80]你有多余的牙刷借我嗎? [02:04.20]Do you have a spare toothbrush I couId use? [02:08.76]A spare toothbrush? -多余的牙刷? -我再買一支新的給你 [02:10.64]I'II bring you a new one. [02:12.44]Excuse me. 借過 [02:39.60]There's only one plnk brush head and Blg was glvlng hls to me. 他把唯一的粉紅牙刷頭給我 [02:43.36]It was the most encouraglng moment so far ln our relatlonshlp. 這是我們關(guān)系中 最令人雀躍的一刻 [02:48.52]The next nlght, Jeremy arrlved. He was more adorable than Mlranda remembered. 杰瑞米遠(yuǎn)比米蘭達(dá)記憶中 來得迷人 [02:53.88]I Iove your fIat. -我喜歡你的公寓 -謝謝，你好嗎? [02:54.80]Thanks. [02:57.68]How the heII are you? 尤其當(dāng)他說出… [02:57.56]Especlally when he sald.: 我厭倦了不斷約會(huì) 我準(zhǔn)備好要結(jié)婚了 [03:01.36]I'm tired of dating. I'm ready to get married. [03:04.20]Miranda, are you here? -米蘭達(dá)，你在嗎? -來了 [03:07.52]Coming! [03:11.52]That must be my end tabIe. -一定是我的茶幾來了 -我的茶幾還不敢獨(dú)自出門呢 [03:13.40]My end tabIe is afraid to go out aIone. [03:16.68]I hope you Iike the finish. 我希望你喜歡它的末道漆 比我想像中要黑 [03:20.16]It's a hair darker than I was thinking. [03:22.24]Sorry to interrupt. -抱歉打擾了 -好美，這是比德邁式的嗎? [03:25.04]-That's beautifuI. Is it Biedermeyer? -Inspired by Biedermeyer. Good eye. 靈感來自比德邁，好眼光 [03:28.76]I'm addlcted to Archltectural Dlgest. 我很喜歡閱讀“建筑文摘” 我叫杰瑞米菲爾德 [03:30.40]-Jeremy FieIds. -MadeIine. -抱歉，這位是… -瑪?shù)铝仗贫? [03:33.68]MadeIine Dunn. [03:37.16]PIeasure. 很榮幸 [03:38.60]Thanks for bringing that by. 謝謝你幫我?guī)н^來 我們正要出去吃晚餐 [03:41.84]We were just about to get some dinner. [03:43.28]Did you want to join us? 你要一起來嗎? [03:46.36]Last week, I was doing an interview at a restaurant in Kensington.... 上周我在一家餐廳做專訪 [03:51.24]Mlranda found herself ln the sltuatlon every woman dreams of.: 米蘭達(dá)的遭遇 足以讓所有女人稱羨 [03:53.52]She was on a truly great flrst date. 她有一個(gè)很棒的第一次約會(huì) [03:58.32]...just be carefuI not to eat any buckshot! “小心不要吃到鹿彈” [04:01.12]Unfortunately, lt was somebody else's. 不幸地，她似乎是第三者 [04:03.40]I shouId get Jeremy home. 我應(yīng)該要帶杰瑞米回家了 你一定有時(shí)差 [04:05.84]You must be jet-Iagged. [04:07.04]ActuaIIy, I feeI great. I sIept on the pIane for once. 不會(huì)，我覺得精神很好 我在飛機(jī)上睡了 [04:12.76]I'm pretty beat. -這樣，我很累了 -你想回家嗎? [04:13.32]Did you want to go? [04:15.72]Not if you're-- 不了，如果你… [04:18.52]Go ahead, I can find my way back. 去吧，我可以找到回家的路 [04:21.76]Of course. We don't have to.... 對(duì)，我們不必… [04:23.56]Except I forgot to make a copy of the key. 不過我忘了再打一副鑰匙 [04:27.64]Jeremy couId use my key. 杰瑞米可以用我的鑰匙 [04:31.92]Of course. 當(dāng)然 [04:33.00]I gave you a key. 我給了你一副鑰匙 [04:39.88]那么，晚安 [04:39.56]Goodnight. [04:43.32]-晚安 -我在那家餐廳… [04:45.04]I was at the same restaurant.... [04:48.20]A week later, Mlranda threw Jeremy a golng away party. 一周后，米蘭達(dá)為杰瑞米 舉行一場歡送派對(duì) [05:01.56]I'd Iike to make a toast to my good friend Miranda... 我想舉杯敬我的好友米蘭達(dá) [05:04.60]...who not onIy put me up, she threw this solrée in ceIebration of my departure. 她不但讓我借住 還幫我辦了這個(gè)晚會(huì) [05:06.28]慶祝我的離開 米蘭達(dá)，我知道你的暗示了 [05:07.68]Miranda, I get the hint. [05:11.08]I'd especiaIIy Iike to thank her for introducing me to MadeIine... 我尤其要感謝她 介紹瑪?shù)铝战o我 [05:17.92]...an incredibIe, beautifuI woman who must be drunk off her ass... 一位不可思議的女人 她一定是醉了 [05:21.00]...because she just agreed to marry me. 才會(huì)答應(yīng)嫁給我 [05:25.40]Apparently, the only thlng golng away was Mlranda's dream. 唯一離去的是米蘭達(dá)的美夢(mèng) [05:27.16]CongratuIations. 恭喜 [05:33.44]Ice. 冰，我們需要多一點(diǎn)冰 [05:32.76]We shouId get more ice. [05:36.32]Everyone says, as soon as you get your own pIace, someone wiII propose. 有人說為自己買個(gè)家 就會(huì)有人來求婚 [05:39.80]I thought it wouId be to me. 我以為他喜歡的是我 [05:41.00]At the Ieast, she owes you a mortgage payment. 這個(gè)女人欠你抵押款 [05:44.76]How is this even possibIe? These peopIe just met. -這怎么可能?他們才剛認(rèn)識(shí) -這叫做“一見鐘情” [05:48.28]It's Iove at first sight. 那才不是愛 只是一個(gè)禮拜的性愛馬拉松 [05:48.32]This isn't Iove. This is two peopIe justifying a week of non-stop fucking. [05:53.84]On my furniture. I have to redecorate. 而且是在我的家具上 我一定要重新裝潢 [05:58.28]I think this is encouraging. 這真是令人雀躍 表示就算不約會(huì) [05:60.16]Even if you're not dating anybody, you couId be engaged in a coupIe of weeks. [06:00.08]也可以在幾個(gè)禮拜內(nèi)訂婚 [06:04.36]Or you couId be dating someone for a year... 或是約會(huì)一年 得到一只電動(dòng)牙刷刷頭 [06:07.44]...and be thriIIed to get an eIectric toothbrush head. [06:09.80]I don't understand why women are so obsessed about getting married. 女人為什么對(duì)結(jié)婚這件事 這么迷戀? [06:11.52]Married peopIe just want to be singIe again. 已婚的人都想恢復(fù)單身 [06:15.28]If you're singIe, the worId is your smorgasbord. 如果你是單身 全世界都是你的 [06:19.36]Can you teII me if this is where Jeremy FieIds's engagement party is? 這是杰瑞米菲爾德的 訂婚派對(duì)嗎? [06:23.52]It's the red awning, and it's a going away party. 紅色雨篷那里，那是個(gè)歡送會(huì) [06:24.64]-I can take you there. -Were you going to the party? -我可以帶你過去 -你要去嗎? [06:27.80]I was Ieaving the party because there were no handsome men there. 我提早離開因?yàn)槟抢餂]有俊男 [06:32.68]Maybe the tide is turning. 現(xiàn)在不一樣了 [06:40.44]I get it. 我的公寓為別人帶來幸運(yùn) [06:40.84]My apartment is Iucky for everybody but me. [06:43.60]What apartment isn't Iucky for Samantha? 哪一間公寓不曾帶給 莎曼珊幸運(yùn)? [06:47.88]This is aII your fauIt. 這都是你的錯(cuò) 是你介紹瑪?shù)铝战o我 [06:48.12]What? [06:48.76]You introduced me to MadeIine. 我可以雇用同性戀設(shè)計(jì)師 這一切就不會(huì)發(fā)生了 [06:50.36]I couId've hired a nice gay decorator and none of this wouId've happened. [06:55.76]MadeIine and Jeremy might've never met. 他們不會(huì)相遇 [06:55.16]Yes, and Jeremy wouId've faIIen in Iove with me. 杰瑞米就會(huì)愛上我 [06:60.12]It's not Iike musicaI chairs. 這又不是搶椅子游戲 [07:01.04]Why not me? What am I doing wrong? 為什么新娘不是我? 我做錯(cuò)什么?我隱形了嗎? [07:03.48]Am I invisibIe? [07:03.100]Can I heIp you? -能效勞嗎? -我住在這里 [07:06.76]I Iive here! [07:13.96]That nlght, I needed a llttle reallty check. 那一晚，我需要找人談一談 [07:21.88]I was just at this party... 我參加的這場派對(duì) [07:24.28]...and two people who met a week ago announced thelr engagement. 有兩個(gè)人認(rèn)識(shí)一周就訂婚 [07:28.76]And? -所以說? -這不是很駭人聽聞嗎? [07:27.04]I don't know. Isn't that a bit shocking? [07:31.84]This is New York. Nothing is shocking. We've embraced pubIic urination. 在紐約沒有什么駭人聽聞的事 當(dāng)眾便溺都可以接受了 [07:34.64]但是他們認(rèn)為對(duì)方是靈魂伴侶 [07:35.20]These peopIe think they're souI mates. [07:38.96]Did they actuaIIy use the term ''souI mates''? -他們真的這么說? -好幾次 [07:40.48]SeveraI times. 絕對(duì)撐不過三個(gè)月 你現(xiàn)在穿什么? [07:42.44]Then, I give them three months. What are you wearing? [07:47.32]-Do you beIieve in Iove at first sight? -I beIieve in Iust at first sight. -你相信一見鐘情嗎? -我相信一見起色心 [07:51.92]I'm serious. -我是認(rèn)真的 -我也是 [07:53.48]So am I. 我需要一點(diǎn)視覺饗宴 [07:55.80]Come on, I need a visuaI. [07:58.88]I don't know, a top, strapIess. 我不知道，無肩帶上衣 丁尼布料 [08:00.68]It's denim. [08:04.44]Were you asIeep when I caIIed? -我打給你時(shí)是不是睡了? -對(duì) [08:07.12]Yes. -抱歉 -沒關(guān)系 [08:07.40]-Sorry. -It's okay. [08:10.32]But next time, be at the door... 下一次來應(yīng)門時(shí)…不要穿衣服 [08:11.88]...naked. [08:16.68]I started to wonder. 我不禁開始想 [08:18.44]In a clty as cynlcal as New York... 在紐約這樣一個(gè) 憤世嫉俗的城市 [08:18.12]...ls lt stlll posslble to belleve ln love at flrst slght? 還有可能相信一見鐘情嗎? [08:23.12]I'd compIeteIy given up on the idea. 我以前不相信，但現(xiàn)在我知道 [08:25.80]Now I know, the ones who don't beIieve in Iove at first sight... 不相信一見鐘情 是因?yàn)槟銢]有經(jīng)歷過 [08:27.80]...have never experienced it. [08:29.68]Love at first sight is for Carmen EIectra and Dennis Rodman. 一見鐘情是給花花公子女郎的 在紐約簡直不可能 [08:33.64]It's too fIaky for New York. [08:35.36]Here, women want a bIood test and an ATM receipt before you get their number. 在這里，女人在給電話號(hào)碼前 [08:39.44]要先看驗(yàn)血單和提款機(jī)收據(jù) [08:41.32]How can you beIieve in Iove at first sight... 在這里 地鐵站都有人朝你打手槍 [08:44.80]...in a city where peopIe jerk off on you in the subway? 你怎么能相信一見鐘情? [08:46.60]A brlde four weeks from her weddlng doesn't have tlme to have a coffee. 再一個(gè)月就要結(jié)婚的女人 沒有時(shí)間喝咖啡 [08:51.64]So, I jolned Madellne for a mlnd-boggllng hour ln the presence of absolute certalnty. 所以我去瑪?shù)铝?準(zhǔn)備婚宴的現(xiàn)場 [08:55.80]...fIowers everywhere. 一個(gè)到處都是花的婚禮 [08:58.08]I'd Iike each bridesmaid to carry a different fIower: tuIips, irises, IiIies, daisies. 每個(gè)伴娘都拿著不同的花 郁金香，鳶尾花，百合 [09:03.56]CharIotte shouId have the tuIips. 夏綠蒂應(yīng)該要拿郁金香 她是我的伴娘之一 [09:04.88]-Did she say she's one of my bridesmaids? -She's thriIIed. [09:07.16]I've asked Miranda to do the guest books since she introduced us. 我們請(qǐng)米蘭達(dá)負(fù)責(zé)簽名簿 因?yàn)樗墙榻B人 [09:13.72]Carrie, I'm such a fan of your coIumn. 凱莉，我真的好喜歡你的專欄 [09:15.72]WouId you consider writing something to read at our wedding? 你可以幫我寫些婚禮致詞嗎? [09:22.24]-What does she want you to write? -A poem about Iove. -她要你寫些什么? -關(guān)于愛的詩 [09:24.68]Dear God, I hope you said no. -我希望你拒絕了 -你要怎么拒絕? [09:26.56]How can you refuse to be invoIved in a wedding? [09:28.40]If I knew, I wouIdn't be in charge of the guest book. 我要是知道就不會(huì)答應(yīng) 負(fù)責(zé)簽名簿了 [09:32.32]Why did I agree to this? 我能寫些什么? 我寫的是性，不是愛 [09:34.60]I write about sex, not Iove. What do I know? [09:37.68]I might have to get married. 我可以跟那個(gè)在歡送會(huì)上 遇到的男人結(jié)婚 [09:38.08]What? [09:39.36]The guy I picked up at Miranda's-- [09:40.84]If you're engaged, I'm seIIing the apartment. 要是你結(jié)婚了 我就要把公寓賣掉 [09:44.12]HardIy. 簡直不 [09:47.00]We went back to my pIace. 那天晚上，我們回到我家 [09:49.100]Tug my hair! 拉我的頭發(fā)… [09:53.80]It all seemed so famlllar. She was havlng a déjà fuck. 這一幕是那么地熟悉 她感到似曾相識(shí) [09:57.16]What's wrong? -怎么了? -我以前跟你上過床 [09:60.16]I've sIept with you before. -對(duì)，大概十五年前 -你為什么不說? [09:60.72]Yeah, Iike 15 years ago. [10:02.72]Why the heII didn't you say something? [10:05.24]I thought you were pIaying the sexy stranger game. 我以為你在玩性感陌生人游戲 [10:08.28]It was Iike a reunion. -真像個(gè)大團(tuán)圓 -你忘了你睡過的人? [10:08.68]How couId you forget someone you sIept with? [10:12.24]Toto, we're not in singIe digits anymore. 我們?cè)僖矝]有關(guān)連了 [10:15.56]It's not Iike you shared a cab with this guy. You sIept with him. 你不是跟他共乘計(jì)程車 你是跟他上床 [10:19.60]-Maybe we did it in a cab. -I'd Iike to forget some I've sIept with. -地點(diǎn)或許是在計(jì)程車上 -我也想忘了某些人 [10:21.100]I keep a Iist. -我會(huì)寫名單 -真甜：今日“共事”的男人 [10:25.28]How sweet, ''Men to Do Today''. 我已經(jīng)找不到上床的陌生男人 我得結(jié)婚不然就搬家 [10:26.48]I'm officiaIIy out of men to fuck. [10:29.80]I have to get married or move. [10:30.88]That's IoveIy. Can I use that in my poem? -我可以寫進(jìn)我的詩里嗎? -拿去用吧 [10:33.52]It's yours. 你得看看我的伴娘禮服 [10:35.16]Wait tiII you see my bridesmaid's dress. [10:35.00]Is it hideous? -很難看嗎? -不，我們自己挑 [10:36.40]No, we got to pick our own. 不可思議，露背黑緞 [10:40.88]It's this amazing backIess bIack satin. [10:43.16]Pretty sexy for a bridesmaid. -對(duì)伴娘來說很性感 -瑪?shù)铝罩付ㄒ谏? [10:45.00]AII MadeIine said was, it had to be bIack! [10:48.76]CaIm down. 親愛的，冷靜一下 [10:49.36]I've been tastefuI and appropriate at seven other weddings. 我曾穿著合宜美麗地 出席七場婚宴 [10:54.92]I'm aIways: ''CharIotte, Don't Look at Me, Look at the Bride!'' 這分明是 “不要看我，看新娘” [10:55.100]This time, peopIe are gonna Iook at me! 這一次我將成為眾人焦點(diǎn) [10:60.00]For some reason, thls whlrlwlnd weddlng was extremely stressful for everyone... 這場旋風(fēng)式婚禮 帶給所有人壓力 [11:02.64]...but the brlde and groom. 除了新郎新娘以外 [11:08.32]The next nlght, I made the mlstake of telllng Blg about the poem. 次晚，我犯了個(gè)錯(cuò)誤 把寫詩這件事告訴大人物 [11:12.20]''Love, gIove, dove'' 愛，手套，鴿子，鴿子不錯(cuò) [11:13.48]''Dove'' is good. [11:15.88]''Love is Iike a dove 愛就像鴿子 或是毛茸茸的大手套 [11:16.80]''Or big fuzzy gIove'' [11:18.04]Don't use that. It might be from a greeting card. 我可以從賀卡上面竊取點(diǎn)子 [11:22.72]-Okay, thanks. -What? -謝了 -怎么了?這很有趣 [11:25.32]This is fun. 不應(yīng)該是有趣 那可是一場婚禮 [11:26.84]It's not supposed to be fun. This is somebody's wedding. [11:28.20]A wedding is serious to some peopIe. 婚禮對(duì)某些人來說是很嚴(yán)肅的 [11:30.88]Then ''shove'' probabIy won't work. 那就不能用“鏟子”了 [11:37.76]When is this wedding? -婚禮何時(shí)舉行? -何必問?你又不會(huì)去 [11:39.24]It doesn't matter. You're not going. [11:42.84]Yes, I am. 我會(huì)去 [11:44.04]I wouIdn't miss you reciting ''Love, gIove, dove'' in front of aII New York for anything. 我不會(huì)錯(cuò)過聽你朗誦 “愛，手套，鴿子” [11:52.64](四個(gè)星期后) [11:56.72]Thlngs wlth Blg were good. He was golng wlth me to a weddlng. 和大人物之間進(jìn)展順利 他要跟我去參加婚禮 [12:06.40]Can I just say, ''Wow.'' 我可不可以只說…“天” [12:11.96]I need a few minutes. 再幾分鐘就好 卡片等著你簽名 [12:12.76]I Ieft the card here for you to sign. [12:14.24]I don't need to sign. They're your friends. 我不需要簽名 [12:17.44]They're not my friends and your name's on the invitation, too. 你的名字也在邀請(qǐng)函上 [12:21.28]-ReaIIy? -Yes. 真的嗎? [12:21.96]It was my first time to get something other than, ''Carrie Bradshaw and Guest.'' 第一次我的男伴名字被印上去 [12:28.76]How'd they get my name? 他們?cè)趺粗牢业拿? [12:30.64]I don't know. MadeIine must've asked CharIotte. 瑪?shù)铝湛赡軉柫讼木G蒂 [12:34.80]Whatever, if you don't want to sign it's not a big deaI. 你不想簽名也沒關(guān)系 [12:49.84]WouId you Iike to sign the guest book? 要不要簽個(gè)名? [12:51.92]WouId you Iike to sign the guest book? 要不要簽個(gè)名? [12:52.80]WouId you Iike to sign the guest book? 要不要簽個(gè)名? [12:56.96]At Ieast we get to see who's arriving aIone. 至少我們知道誰一個(gè)人來 [12:58.60]Samantha couId aIways be counted on to take Iife's Iemons... 莎曼珊這一點(diǎn)值得鼓勵(lì) [13:02.28]...and make them into Spanish fIy. 凡事都能往好的一面想 [13:05.64]-Do you know where the gifts go? -Excuse me, I'm not the gift person. -禮物放哪里? -抱歉，我不是負(fù)責(zé)的人 [13:07.32]That's another ''b'' Iist friend. [13:11.40]Christ! My rerun's here. 老天，我的炮友在這里 [13:12.16]Of course, you met him at the engagement party. 當(dāng)然 你是在訂婚宴上遇到他的 [13:16.56]I have to start writing things down. 我得開始把事情記下來 還得多喝點(diǎn)酒 [13:18.76]I aIso have to start drinking heaviIy. [13:22.76]Where's Big? 大人物在哪里? [13:24.92]Inside, Iooking bored. -里面，看起來很無聊 -我看起來也是那樣 [13:27.72]That's my Iook. 他不簽卡片我應(yīng)該心煩嗎? [13:28.92]ShouId I be bothered by the fact he wouIdn't sign the card? [13:32.60]I'm gIad I didn't ask him to sign the guest book. 還好我沒叫他簽簽到簿 [13:34.84]That wouId've put him over the edge. 那應(yīng)該會(huì)把他逼瘋 [13:38.32]Charlotte wasn't klddlng about the dress. It was hard not to notlce her. 夏綠蒂的禮服不是吹噓 大家很難不注意到她 [13:41.52]Look at you! -看看你 -我的天 [13:43.60]You Iook amazing. [13:45.60]My gosh, I am so Iate. 我遲到了 [13:47.60]Are you with the bride or the groom? -你是新娘或新郎親友? -我是伴娘 [13:50.96]I'm a bridesmaid. 你是夏綠蒂嗎?我是馬丁希力 我要跟你一起走紅毯 [13:53.84]-Are you CharIotte? -Yes. [13:55.84]I'm Martin, I'II be waIking you down the aisIe. [13:56.60]All her llfe, Charlotte had lmaglned dolng exactly that... 終其一生 夏綠蒂就是在等這一刻 [14:01.60]...wlth someone llke Martln. 和馬丁這樣的人走紅毯 [14:02.80]I'II show you where you're supposed to be. 我?guī)闳?zhǔn)備處 [14:07.16]Are you seeing this? 你有看到嗎? 他根本沒瞧我一眼 [14:09.04]I've been here haIf an hour. He never Iooked at me. [14:11.12]Whlle Mlranda was feellng lnvlslble, I was feellng far too vlslble. 當(dāng)米蘭達(dá)覺得自己像隱形人 我覺得自己太受矚目了 [14:14.88]I'm in the program? 我在節(jié)目表上? 我跟新郎新娘并不熟 [14:17.72]-I bareIy know the bride and groom. -They bareIy know each other. [14:18.28]-他們也不太認(rèn)識(shí)對(duì)方 -我在誓言跟餐會(huì)之間 [14:21.56]I'm between the vows and the fish course. [14:21.76]Am I in there? Of course not. 我有在里面嗎?當(dāng)然沒有 [14:27.72]I better find Big. -我最好去找大人物 -我跟你去 [14:28.64]I'm coming with you. 你不管簽到簿了? [14:30.72]Can you Ieave the guest book unattended? [14:30.12]It's a buIIshit job. 客人知道這是做什么用的 [14:34.08]PeopIe know what to do. [14:36.88]The ceremony was short and sweet, just llke the engagement. 典禮簡短溫馨 [14:39.76]PIease weIcome our newIyweds... 現(xiàn)在歡迎我們的新婚夫婦 [14:39.84]...Mr. Jeremy FieIds... 杰瑞米菲爾德先生 和瑪?shù)铝仗贫鞣茽柕绿? [14:42.24]...and Mrs. MadeIine Dunn FieIds. [15:01.72]It's amazing. 她花了六個(gè)月幫我找茶幾 [15:01.56]It took her months to find an end tabIe, she pIans a wedding at the PIaza in four weeks. 卻在四個(gè)禮拜辦好一場婚禮 [15:07.20]Five bucks says that your end tabIe wiII Iast Ionger than her marriage. 我賭五塊你的茶幾 比她的婚姻持久 [15:18.24]PeopIe have said a Iot of nice things about Jeremy... 大家說了不少杰瑞米的好話 [15:22.60]...and I'm here to make a rebuttaI. 我在此要反駁 [15:25.68]-SeriousIy, I've known Jeremy a Iong time-- -Which is more than the bride couId say. 我認(rèn)識(shí)杰瑞米很久了 [15:27.20]比新娘要久得多 [15:30.16]I'm happy for you both. 我希望有一天 能和你們兩位一樣 [15:33.28]I onIy hope that someday I can have what you two have... [15:35.80]...8,000 IittIe napkins with my name on them... 有八千份印有我名字的餐巾 [15:40.20]...and, of course, someone to Iove. 當(dāng)然，還有一個(gè)心愛的人 [15:43.28]Cheers. 舉杯 [15:51.44]Thank you. [15:53.40]Now we have a very speciaI treat. 現(xiàn)在，我們有一個(gè)特別節(jié)目 [15:56.12]One of my favorite writers, Carrie Bradshaw... 我最喜愛的作家之一 凱莉布雷蕭 [15:58.48]...has agreed to share a poem that she wrote for the occasion. 替這個(gè)特別的場合寫了一首詩 [16:06.36]Shit. 可惡 [16:13.48]As I made my way to the mlcrophone, I could only thlnk of one thlng.: 當(dāng)我走向麥克風(fēng)時(shí) 我只有一個(gè)念頭 [16:17.88]Dead Woman WaIking. 走向死亡線 [16:33.08]''His heIIo was the end of her endings 他的招呼是她結(jié)局的終點(diǎn) [16:38.44]''Her Iaugh was their first step down the aisIe 她的笑聲是他們走向 紅毯的第一步 [16:40.12]''His hand wouId be hers to hoId forever 他的手要讓她牽一輩子 [16:45.28]''His forever was as simpIe as her smiIe'' 他承諾的永遠(yuǎn)就像她的微笑 那么簡單 [16:51.16]Suddenly, lt hlt me. 我突然間想到： 有兩個(gè)人緣定終生 [16:53.44]Two people were commlttlng to a llfe together... [16:58.64]...and I couldn't even get a guy to be on a card wlth me. 我卻沒辦法要一個(gè)男人 跟我簽同一張卡片 [17:03.48]''He said she was what was missing 他說她就是那失落的一角 [17:07.100]''She said instantIy she knew 她立刻說她懂 [17:11.52]''She was a question to be answered 她就是那個(gè)等待被回答的問題 [17:19.72]''And 他的答案是“我愿意” [17:20.52]''His answer was, 'I do''' [17:24.36]I had no cholce but to embrace the moment... 我別無選擇 只能擁抱這個(gè)時(shí)刻 [17:25.64]...and try to pass off my tears... 并傳遞我喜悅的眼淚 給這對(duì)新人 [17:28.04]...as tears of joy for the happy couple. [17:40.96]Can I have the dressing? 可以幫我拿沙拉醬嗎? [17:40.80]I want three or four kids, too. -我也想要三或四個(gè)孩子 -再養(yǎng)只小貓小狗如何? [17:43.36]Where to you stand on dog vs. cat? [17:48.92]You know, I think this shouId be our song. 這應(yīng)該是我們的曲子 [17:52.72]We shouId dance to it. 那么我們應(yīng)該跳支舞 [17:57.08]What, are they on the EveIyn Wood pIan, too? 他們也要有樣學(xué)樣嗎? [17:58.16]Sorry. 抱歉，我得接電話 我有錯(cuò)過什么嗎? [17:60.36]I had to take a caII. Did I miss anything? [18:04.04]You missed my poem and most of the reception. 你錯(cuò)過了我念詩 和大部分的節(jié)目 [18:07.24]There's nothing Iike a sIow dance to make you forgive and forget. 但是一支慢舞 可以讓人原諒并忘記 [18:12.40]I hate to dance when peopIe are eating. 我不喜歡在別人吃飯時(shí)跳舞 [18:12.76]我到吧臺(tái)喝杯酒 [18:16.40]I'II be at the bar where peopIe are drinking. [18:19.08]Say heIIo to my date. 跟我的男伴打聲招呼 [18:25.00]I think I know you from somewhere. -我看過你 -我們可能上過床 [18:29.12]It's very possibIe we fucked. [18:31.40]No, I think I know you from coIIege. -好像是在大學(xué)時(shí)認(rèn)識(shí)你 -我們或許在大學(xué)時(shí)代上過床 [18:34.96]Then, we probabIy fucked in coIIege. [18:40.52]Another CosmopoIitan, pIease. -再一杯四海為家 -一杯威士忌，不加冰 [18:42.64]And a Scotch straight up. [18:42.08]It's the famous poet, Carrie Bradshaw. 是那位有名的詩人凱莉布雷蕭 [18:45.60]Can we not taIk about the poem? 我們能不能不要談到詩? [18:47.36]It was perfect. 很棒，除了那些眼淚 到底怎么了? [18:51.88]Except the crying. What was that about? [18:53.36]Big took a caII during my poem. 大人物在我念詩時(shí)接電話 [18:56.44]It's not important to him. Nothing is important to him. 那對(duì)他而言不重要 沒有一件事對(duì)他重要 [19:01.32]Guess what? The Guest Book Person is aIso the Put the Gifts in the Van Person. 負(fù)責(zé)簽到簿還要順便 負(fù)責(zé)搬禮物 [19:04.48]Do you want to heIp, or shouId I go outside... 你們要幫忙嗎? [19:08.24]...and wait for someone eIse not to see me so I can end it? 還是要我等到 沒有人看到時(shí)溜掉 [19:10.84]I'II heIp. What street do you want to stand in? 我?guī)湍?，你要往哪邊? [19:19.60]If they get married within a month, I'm not going. 如果他們?cè)谝粋€(gè)月內(nèi)結(jié)婚 我一定不去參加 [19:21.36]CarefuI, that's from me. -小心一點(diǎn)，這是我送的 -你送他們什么? [19:23.64]What are you giving them? 跳舞的青蛙 [19:27.44]The dancing frogs. [19:34.72]Even whlle on the verge of breaklng the land speed record for relatlonshlps... 即使就快要破了 感情發(fā)展速度的紀(jì)錄 [19:38.60]...Charlotte took her dutles as brldesmald very serlously. 夏綠蒂還是盡責(zé)地完成 伴娘的工作 [19:42.28]Isn't it beautifuI? -好漂亮 -我們?cè)撛趺醋? [19:42.16]How do we do this? 我們把細(xì)繩隨意拋 再寫一些好玩的東西在鏡子上 [19:44.64]We just throw SiIIy String around and write funny things on the mirror in Iipstick. [19:50.88]Some peopIe throw condoms on the bed, but I prefer rose petaIs. 有人會(huì)在床上丟保險(xiǎn)套 我比較喜歡玫瑰花瓣 [19:54.08]我喜歡在玫瑰花瓣中醒來 [19:54.08]I wouId Iove to wake up in rose petaIs. [20:00.12]It was all so romantlc. 一切都是那么地浪漫 那張床，玫瑰花瓣… [20:02.00]The bed, the rose petals... [20:07.60]...the bed.... 那張床 [20:11.84]Technlcally, lt wasn't a thlrd date... 在技術(shù)上，這不是第三次約會(huì) 但他們吃過飯，跳過舞 [20:13.96]...but they'd already had dlnner and been danclng. [20:19.44]Twenty mlnutes later, Charlotte worrled she'd made a rookle mlstake... 夏綠蒂擔(dān)心和這位理想中的 結(jié)婚對(duì)象上床 [20:21.20]...by sleeplng wlth a man she mlght marry. 是個(gè)錯(cuò)誤 [20:24.20]But somethlng wonderful happened. 會(huì)有不好的事發(fā)生 [20:28.20]I want to introduce you to my parents. 我想把你介紹給我父母 [20:30.88]Meetlng the parents.: Charlotte was back on schedule. 父母…夏綠蒂的計(jì)劃 又回到正軌 [20:34.04]Did you see us? We've been dancing up a storm. 你有看到我們跳舞嗎? 就像起風(fēng)暴一樣 [20:38.72]-WouId you Iike a free Iesson? -My dad considers himseIf quite a dancer. -想要免費(fèi)教學(xué)嗎? -我爸爸很會(huì)跳舞 [20:42.88]That wouId be great. 我很樂意 [20:48.16]Is she the one? 就是她了嗎? [20:51.04]You're a beautifuI dancer. 你是個(gè)美麗的舞者 [20:51.16]Thank you. [21:03.80]May I cut in? -我可以接手嗎? -如果你堅(jiān)持 [21:04.76]If you must. [21:08.32]Isn't he something? 他很棒是不是?很聰明 他是我學(xué)習(xí)的榜樣 [21:10.80]He's very smart. [21:10.12]He's pretty much my roIe modeI. [21:12.12]He used to take me to his office when I was IittIe. 他以前會(huì)帶我到辦公室… [21:16.12]Your father just feIt me up. 你父親剛才吃我豆腐 [21:16.96]-What? -We were dancing and he put his hand-- 我們?cè)谔钑r(shí)他的手… [21:19.04]My parents have been married for 50 years. 我父母結(jié)婚五十年了 [21:23.92]My dad wouId not cop a feeI just because some girI is wearing a sIutty dress. 我爸爸不會(huì)因?yàn)橐粋€(gè)女人 穿著暴露 [21:24.56]就吃她豆腐 [21:28.52]Suddenly, lt was clear to Charlotte that Martln wouldn't take her slde now... 夏綠蒂當(dāng)下明白 [21:29.60]馬丁永不會(huì)站在她那一邊 [21:32.96]...or after three or four klds, or ever. [21:36.20]Did the Iast four and a haIf hours mean nothing to you? 過去的四個(gè)半小時(shí) 對(duì)你來說沒意義嗎? [21:44.84]-The chlcken dance. -Darn, we missed the chicken dance. 可惡，我們錯(cuò)過了雞舞 [21:49.48]Excuse me, have you seen my date? 抱歉，你有看到我的女伴嗎? [21:50.76]I'm sorry, I had to heIp Miranda put the gifts into the van. 抱歉，我得幫米蘭達(dá) 把禮物搬上車 [21:57.16]Are you ready to go? -你要走了嗎? -他們切蛋糕了嗎? [21:59.60]Have they even cut the cake yet? 我不知道 但我知道那是怎么回事 [22:03.64]I don't know, but I can teII you how it turns out. [22:07.16]If you want to go, go. 如果你想走，就走吧 [22:10.76]What's wrong? -怎么了? -你連卡片都不肯簽 [22:13.92]You wouIdn't even sign the card. [22:18.84]The card. 卡片? [22:21.88]I'm afraid we don't want the same things. 我怕我們想要的不一樣 [22:26.88]Things Iike cake? 譬如說蛋糕? [22:28.44]I want someone who's going to be with me untiI the end... 我要的是有人能一直陪我… [22:34.20]...of a wedding. 到婚禮結(jié)束 [22:37.68]好，我留下來 [22:39.60]I'II stay. [22:41.20]You wiII? -真的? -真的 [22:45.44]Yes. 單身女郎們，要拋花束了 [22:44.24]SingIe Iadies! [22:46.92]It's time for the tossing of the bouquet. [22:49.00]Isn't the bouquet toss at the end? -花束不是最后拋嗎? -恭喜你，你走運(yùn)了 [22:53.84]CongratuIations, you Iucked out. [22:54.20]Get us some cake. I want to say goodbye to my friends. 我去跟我朋友說再見 [23:00.44]-Big moment. -Big and I are Ieaving. 很重大的一刻 [23:04.72]He's crossed his pain threshoId and he's carrying me aIong. 大人物跟我要先離開 他已經(jīng)忍受不了了 [23:08.52]Everybody ready? 準(zhǔn)備好了嗎? [23:09.08]One, two, three. 一、二、三 [23:21.04]See you tomorrow. -姐妹們，明天見 -晚安 [23:25.72]Let's get your coats. 我們?nèi)ツ媚愕耐馓? [23:31.16]Some people know they're meant to be together. 有些人知道他們注定 和某人共度一生 [23:33.64]I knew I was meant to go home and have cake ln bed wlth Blg. 我知道我注定要和大人物 回家在床上吃蛋糕 [23:39.96]Maybe we're more the fuzzy glove types. 這就是我們的愛情方式吧

00:00

00:00

MP3下載 文本下載