雙城記 Book2 Chapter 14 The Honest Tradesman
He would not have stopped then, for anything less necessary than breath, it being a spectral sort of race that he ran, and one highly desirable to get to the end of. He had a strong idea that the coffin he had seen was running after him; and, pictured as hopping on behind him, bolt upright, upon its narrow end, always on the point of overtaking him and hopping on at his side—perhaps taking his arm—it was a pursuer to shun. It was an inconsistent and ubiquitous fiend too, for, while it was making the whole night behind him dreadful, he darted out into the roadway to avoid dark alleys, fearful of its coming hopping out of them like a dropsical boy’s-Kite without tail and wings. It hid in doorways too, rubbing its horrible shoulders against doors, and drawing them up to its ears, as if it were laughing. It got into shadows on the road, and lay cunningly on its back to trip him up. All this time it was incessantly hopping on behind and gaining on him, so that when the boy got to his own door he had reason for being half dead. And even then it would not leave him, but followed him upstairs with a bump on every stair, scrambled into bed with him, and bumped down, dead and heavy, on his breast when he fell asleep.
From his oppressed slumber, Young Jerry in his closet was awakened after daybreak and before sunrise, by the presence of his father in the family room. Something had gone wrong with him; at least, so Young Jerry inferred, from the circumstance of his holding Mrs. Cruncher by the ears, and knocking the back of her head against the head-board of the bed.
‘I told you I would,’said Mr. Cruncher, ‘and I did.’
‘Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!’his wife implored.
‘You oppose yourself to the profit of the business,’said Jerry, ‘and me and my partners suffer. You was to honour and obey; why the devil don’t you?’
‘I try to be a good wife, Jerry,’the poor woman protested, with tears.
‘Is it being a good wife to oppose your husband’s business? Is it honouring your husband to dishonour his business? Is it obeying your husband to disobey him on the wital subject of his business?’
‘You hadn’t taken to the dreadful business then, Jerry.’
‘It’s enough for you,’retorted Mr. Cruncher, ‘to be the wife of a honest tradesman, and not to occupy your female mind with calculations when he took to his trade or when he didn’t. A honouring and obeying wife would let his trade alone altogether. Call yourself a religious woman? If you’re a religious woman, give me a irreligious one! You have no more nat’ral sense of duty than the bed of this here Thames river has of a pile, and similarly it must be knocked into you.’
The altercation was conducted in a low tone of voice, and terminated in the honest tradesman’s kicking off his clay-soiled boots, and lying down at his length on the floor. After taking a timid peep at him lying on his back, with his rusty hands under his head for a pillow, his son lay down too, and fell asleep again.
There was no fish for breakfast, and not much of anything else. Mr. Cruncher was out of spirits, and out of temper, and kept an iron pot-lid by him as a projectile for the correction of Mrs. Cruncher, in case he should observe any symptoms of her saying Grace. He was brushed and washed at the usual hour, and set off with his son to pursue his ostensible calling.
Young Jerry, walking with the stool under his arm at his father’s side along sunny and crowded Fleet-street, was a very different Young Jerry from him of the previous night, running home through darkness and solitude from his grim pursuer. His cunning was fresh with the day, and his qualms were gone with the night—in which particulars it is not improbable that he had compeers in Fleet-street and the City of London, that fine morning.
‘Father,’said Young Jerry, as they walked along: taking care to keep at arm’s length and to have the stool well between them: ‘what’s a Resurrection-Man?’
Mr. Cruncher came to a stop on the pavement before he answered, ‘How should I know?’
‘I thought you knowed everything, father,’said the artless boy.
‘Hem! Well,’returned Mr. Cruncher, going on again, and lifting off his hat to give his spikes free play, ‘he’s a tradesman.’
‘What’s his goods, father?’asked the brisk Young Jerry.
‘His goods,’said Mr. Cruncher, after turning it over in his mind, ‘is a branch of Scientific goods.’
‘Persons’bodies, ain’t it, father?’asked the lively boy.
‘I believe it is something of that sort,’said Mr. Cruncher.
‘Oh, father, I should so like to be a Resurrection-Man when I’m quite growed up!’
Mr. Cruncher was soothed, but shook his head in a dubious and moral way. ‘It depends upon how you dewelop your talents. Be careful to dewelop your talents, and never to say no more than you can help to nobody, and there’s no telling at the present time what you may not come to be fit for.’As Young Jerry, thus encouraged, went on a few yards in advance, to plant the stool in the shadow of the Bar, Mr. Cruncher added to himself: ‘Jerry, you honest tradesman, there’s hopes wot that boy will yet be a blessing to you, and a recompense to you for his mother!’
