休閑對話：新婚之夜婆婆竟然逼媳婦….

婆婆: Lili, you are tired today. Go to bed now. By the way, I have already arranged boys to pressing bed.

麗麗，今天你也累了?，F(xiàn)在去睡吧。順便說下，我已經(jīng)安排了壓床的男孩兒。

媳婦麗麗: What? What is pressing bed? Who are these boys?

什么?什么叫壓床?這些男孩兒是誰?

婆婆: They are our relatives, cousins of junjun, your husband.

他們是咱家的親戚，你老公軍軍的堂弟。

媳婦麗麗: But why they stay in my new room, new bed? What they want to do?

但是為什么他們呆在我的新房， 新床上?他們想做什么?

婆婆: They will stay with you tonight.

他們今晚跟你一起睡。

媳婦麗麗: What? Are you joking?

什么?你在開玩笑嗎?

婆婆: Don’t worry. They will not touch you. This is local custom. It will bring you and junjun good luck and help you to get a son.

別擔(dān)心了。他們不會碰你。這是我們這兒的風(fēng)俗。這會給你和軍軍帶來好運的，也會幫你生兒子。

媳婦麗麗: No, I will never accept! Now, in a modern civilized society, how ignorant and ridiculous such a custom is!

不，我決不接受!現(xiàn)在，在這樣一個現(xiàn)代文明的社會，這樣的風(fēng)俗太愚昧可笑了!

婆婆: This is custom, everybody do and you shall obey!

這是風(fēng)俗，每個人都這樣做，你必須遵守!

媳婦麗麗: Impossible! If you force me, I will be your ex-daughter in low!

不可能!如果你強(qiáng)迫我，我就是你的前兒媳婦了!