Chapter 10
When the sky finally brightened, Joy was still dragging Sadness through the winding memory shelves. “Riley’s awake,” Joy said with a sigh. She couldn’t believe they had walked the entire night and they were still trying to get through Long-Term Memory. She wondered if they were any closer to getting out than they had been when they started.
Joy dropped the core memories and Sadness reached out to touch them. “Ah ah ah, don’t touch, remember? If you touch them, they stay sad,” Joy reminded her.
“Sorry,” said Sadness. “I won’t.”
Joy looked back to see all the bottom rows of the memories on the shelves they had passed: they were now all blue.
“Starting now,” Sadness added.
Joy dropped her head in her hands. “Ugh,” she groaned. “I can’t take much more of this.”
But then she brightened as she heard voices among the shelves. “Mind workers!” she said, racing off in search of the voices.
“But, Joy, we’re almost… ,” Sadness called after her. “Ohhh.”
Joy slipped down an aisle and found two pear-shaped mind workers wearing helmets and goggles. They were vacuuming memories off the shelves. One held a clipboard while the other sucked up memories with the vacuum. “Look at this,” said the first worker, pointing out some memory spheres. “Four years of piano lessons.”
“Yeah, looks pretty faded,” said the other worker, assessing them.
“You know what?” the first worker said. “Save ‘Chopsticks’ and ‘Heart and Soul’ and get rid of the rest.”
ZOOP! The worker used the vacuum to suck up the memories. Joy was shocked. She asked them why they were vacuuming up perfectly good memories.
The workers introduced themselves—they were Forgetters. They explained that their job was to clear out Riley’s faded memories and send them to the Memory Dump.
“Nothing comes back from the dump,” the Forgetter holding the clipboard said. “When Riley doesn’t care about a memory, it fades.”
“Fades?” Joy asked, confused. This was the first time she had heard about memories fading.
“Happens to the best of ’em,” the Forgetter said.
“Except for this bad boy!” the other Forgetter said with a chuckle. “This one will never fade.” Grinning, he pulled out a memory from a nearby shelf and showed it to Joy.
“The song from the gum commercial?” Joy asked. The memory was of the Tripledent gum commercial and it had a catchy tune.
The Forgetters laughed as they played the memory again. “You know, sometimes we send that up to Headquarters for no reason,” the first Forgetter said.
“It just plays in Riley’s head over and over again,” the other Forgetter added. “Like a million times!”
They laughed as they watched the commercial again, and cracked up even more as they sang along.
Joy watched as the workers put the memory on the shelf and pushed it toward the back. FWOOM! It shot through a tube out of the top of a shelf and up toward Headquarters.
Meanwhile, Riley was in her bedroom on her laptop, talking to her best friend Meg from Minnesota.
“Do you like it there?” Meg asked. “Did you feel any earthquakes? Is the Bridge cool?”
“Yeah,” Riley replied somberly. “It’s good.… What happened with the playoffs?”
Meg went on to tell Riley that the Prairie Dogs had won their first game. She told her about a new girl on the team. “She’s so cool,” Meg said.
“Oh, she did not just say that,” Disgust said, her voice dripping with attitude.
“A new girl?” Fear said, panicking. “Meg has a new friend already?!”
“GRRRRRRRRRR!” Anger growled.
“Hey, hey, stay happy!” Disgust coached. “We do NOT want to lose any more islands here, guys.”
But Meg continued to tell Riley how she and the new girl passed the puck to each other without even looking. “It’s like mind reading!” Meg said.
Anger grabbed the controls. “You like to read minds, Meg?” he shouted. “I got something for you to read right here!”
“Hey, no, no, no, what are you doing?” Disgust asked.
“Let’s just be calm for one second,” Fear advised as Anger pulled Fear’s nose out and let it snap back like a rubber band.
With no one holding him back, Anger pushed the gear full steam ahead.
“I gotta go,” Riley said, cutting Meg off. Then she slammed down the lid of her laptop and hung up on her.
Joy, still listening to the Forgetters laugh about their gum commercial prank, heard a horrible crrrreak from outside the memory shelves. She ran to see what it was.
“Oh no,” she cried, taking in the sight. Friendship Island was falling apart!
Joy looked down at the Friendship core memory in her arms; it was fading. Inside the memory sphere she could see the faint image of little Riley and Meg, skipping over cracks in the sidewalk, laughing and having fun.
Joy watched as the broken island completely sank into the darkness below. “Ohhh, not Friendship,” she said.
Sadness walked up to her, having witnessed the whole thing. “Oh, Riley loved that one,” she said. “And now it’s gone.” Sadness couldn’t help herself, and she continued. “Goodbye, Friendship. Hello, loneliness.”
Joy’s expression fell. Then she scanned the area. She eyed Hockey Island in the hazy distance and set her sights on a solution. “We’ll just have to go the long way,” she said.
“Yeah,” said Sadness. “The long… long… long way. I’m ready.” She collapsed onto the ground and kicked her leg up, offering it to Joy.
Joy sighed as she once again started to pull Sadness by the leg through the winding memory shelves. “There’s gotta be a better way,” she said.
She heard someone humming, and in the distance she could see a large pink elephant happily grabbing memories from the shelves.
第 10 章
天終于亮了,樂(lè)樂(lè)仍拖著憂憂在曲折的記憶架間穿行。“萊莉醒了。”樂(lè)樂(lè)嘆了一口氣。她不敢相信她倆已經(jīng)走了一整個(gè)晚上,而且還沒(méi)走出長(zhǎng)期記憶存儲(chǔ)庫(kù)。她甚至都不知道跟她們的起點(diǎn)相比,有沒(méi)有更靠近目的地一些。
樂(lè)樂(lè)放下核心記憶球,憂憂伸出手想摸一下。“啊,啊,啊,不準(zhǔn)碰,還記得嗎?只要你一碰它們,它們就會(huì)變成悲傷的藍(lán)色。”樂(lè)樂(lè)提醒她。
“對(duì)不起,”憂憂說(shuō),“我不會(huì)這樣了。”
樂(lè)樂(lè)回頭看了看,發(fā)現(xiàn)她們經(jīng)過(guò)的記憶架最下面幾排的記憶球都變成了藍(lán)色。
“剛說(shuō)的話現(xiàn)在才開(kāi)始生效。”憂憂補(bǔ)充了一句。
樂(lè)樂(lè)雙手掩面。“啊,”她抱怨起來(lái),“我再也受不了了。”
但隨即她情緒便高漲起來(lái),因?yàn)樗?tīng)到記憶架里傳來(lái)了說(shuō)話聲。“大腦工人!”她趕緊朝聲音傳來(lái)的方向跑去。
“但是,樂(lè)樂(lè),我們就要到……”身后的憂憂喊道,“噢!”
樂(lè)樂(lè)滑下一段通道,發(fā)現(xiàn)兩名戴著頭盔和護(hù)目鏡的梨形大腦工人。他們正從記憶架上吸走記憶球,一個(gè)拿著控制板,另一個(gè)則用真空管將記憶球吸進(jìn)去。第一名大腦工人正指著一些記憶球?qū)α硪幻と苏f(shuō):“看看這個(gè),四年鋼琴課的記憶。”
“是啊,看上去褪色夠嚴(yán)重的。”另一名大腦工人一邊檢查一邊回應(yīng)道。
第一名大腦工人說(shuō)道:“要不這樣吧?留下‘筷子’記憶球和‘全心全意’記憶球,剩下的都清理掉。”
哧溜一聲,記憶球被大腦工人用真空管吸進(jìn)去了。樂(lè)樂(lè)驚呆了,問(wèn)他們?yōu)槭裁匆讶绱嗣篮玫挠洃浨宄簟?br />
大腦工人向樂(lè)樂(lè)做了自我介紹——他們是遺忘小人,而他們的工作就是清理萊莉腦中那些褪色的記憶球,然后把它們送到記憶清理庫(kù)。
“它們會(huì)永遠(yuǎn)留在清理庫(kù)。”拿著控制板的遺忘小人說(shuō)道,“當(dāng)萊莉不在乎一段記憶的時(shí)候,相應(yīng)的記憶球就會(huì)褪色。”
“褪色?”樂(lè)樂(lè)疑惑了,這是她第一次聽(tīng)說(shuō)記憶球褪色的事情。
“碰巧還是那些最好的記憶。”遺忘小人說(shuō)道。
“除了這個(gè)壞家伙!”另一個(gè)遺忘小人笑著說(shuō),“它怎么都不會(huì)褪色。”他從附近的架子上拿出一個(gè)記憶球遞給了樂(lè)樂(lè)。
“口香糖廣告曲?”樂(lè)樂(lè)問(wèn)。那是一段關(guān)于“Tripledent”口香糖廣告的記憶,其廣告曲朗朗上口。
遺忘小人笑著將這段記憶播放了一遍。第一個(gè)遺忘小人說(shuō):“你知道嗎,有時(shí)候我們會(huì)將這個(gè)記憶球發(fā)送到情緒總部,到底為什么我們也不清楚。”
“這段記憶在萊莉的腦海中一遍又一遍地重復(fù),”另一個(gè)遺忘小人補(bǔ)充道,“差不多有上百萬(wàn)次了!”
他們看著廣告又一次捧腹大笑,甚至情不自禁地跟著曲子哼了起來(lái)。
樂(lè)樂(lè)看著遺忘小人將記憶球放在架子上并推往里面。突然,咻的一聲!記憶球沿著管道射出記憶架頂部,朝情緒總部沖去。
與此同時(shí),萊莉正在臥室里和她在明尼蘇達(dá)州最好的朋友梅格視頻聊天。
“喜歡那兒?jiǎn)幔?rdquo;梅格問(wèn),“有沒(méi)有碰上地震?金門橋酷不酷?”
“還不錯(cuò),”萊莉沮喪地答道,“金門橋挺好的……季后賽怎么樣?”
梅格告訴萊莉草原土撥鼠隊(duì)拿到了第一場(chǎng)比賽獲得了勝利,告訴她隊(duì)里來(lái)了一位新成員,梅格說(shuō):“她酷極了。”
“噢,她剛說(shuō)的不是真的吧。”厭厭的聲音里滿是不屑。
“新隊(duì)員?”怕怕慌了,“梅格這么快就有新朋友了?!”
“哼——啊——!”怒怒咆哮道。
“嘿,嘿,高興點(diǎn)!”厭厭教訓(xùn)他們,“伙伴們,我們不能再失去更多的島嶼了。”
但是梅格仍在滔滔不絕地告訴茉莉她和新隊(duì)友如何在沒(méi)有對(duì)視的情況下就成功地把冰球傳給對(duì)方:“就像有心靈感應(yīng)!”
怒怒抓住控制臺(tái)。“你喜歡讀心是吧,梅格?”他叫道,“正好,也讓你來(lái)讀讀我的心。”
“嘿,不,不,不,你在做什么呢?”厭厭問(wèn)道。
“大家能不能都冷靜一會(huì)兒?”怕怕提議道,但是怒怒一把扯住怕怕的鼻子,拉長(zhǎng),然后讓它像橡皮筋一樣彈了回去。
沒(méi)人敢攔著怒怒,他開(kāi)足馬力,將控制桿推到底。
“我得下線了。”萊莉打斷了梅格,“啪”的一聲合上電腦,結(jié)束了視頻。
樂(lè)樂(lè)還在聽(tīng)遺忘小人嬉笑著打趣口香糖廣告。突然,她聽(tīng)到記憶架外傳來(lái)一聲可怕的巨響。她跑過(guò)去想看個(gè)究竟。
“噢,不。”眼前的場(chǎng)景讓她哭了起來(lái),友情島正在崩裂!
樂(lè)樂(lè)低頭看著懷中的友情核心記憶球,它正在慢慢褪色。球里的記憶隱約可見(jiàn),那是小萊莉和小梅格一起跨過(guò)人行道上裂縫的記憶,她們歡笑著,很開(kāi)心。
樂(lè)樂(lè)看著解體后的島嶼完全沉入底下的深淵。“噢,友情島可不能沒(méi)了。”
憂憂走上前,站在樂(lè)樂(lè)旁邊目睹了整個(gè)過(guò)程,她說(shuō):“噢,萊莉珍愛(ài)的友情島,現(xiàn)在竟然沒(méi)有了。”憂憂情不自禁地繼續(xù)說(shuō):“再見(jiàn)了,友情島。你好啊,孤獨(dú)。”
樂(lè)樂(lè)冷靜下來(lái),察看了整片區(qū)域。接著,她的目光落在了遠(yuǎn)處若隱若現(xiàn)的冰球島上,她找到了解決方法。她說(shuō)道:“看來(lái)我們只能走那條遠(yuǎn)路了。”
“好吧,”憂憂說(shuō),“遠(yuǎn)……遠(yuǎn)……遠(yuǎn)路,我準(zhǔn)備好了。”她躺倒在地,向樂(lè)樂(lè)伸出腿。
樂(lè)樂(lè)嘆了一口氣,重新抓住憂憂的腿,拖著她穿行在蜿蜒曲折的記憶架里。“一定會(huì)有更好的方法。”樂(lè)樂(lè)說(shuō)道。
她聽(tīng)到有人在哼唱,她看到遠(yuǎn)處有一頭粉色的大象,正快活地從架子上取下記憶球。