Chapter 9
Joy and Sadness gazed down over the edge of the cliff at the endless drop below. They couldn’t believe it: a huge hollow space hung where Goofball Island used to be. The island had completely disappeared.
Sadness was immediately worried. “We lost Goofball Island. That means she can lose Friendship and Hockey and Honesty and Family,” she said. She turned to Joy.
“You can fix this, right?”
“I… I don’t know,” admitted Joy, feeling lost.
Sadness’s groan of despair was enough to kick-start Joy’s optimism. “But we have to try. Okay? Come on.”
Joy’s eyes fell on Friendship Island as the sky began to darken. “Riley’s gone to sleep, which is a good thing. Nothing else bad can happen while she’s asleep and we’ll be back to Headquarters before she wakes up,” Joy said. “We’ll just go across Friendship Island.”
When Sadness noticed there was no way to get there along the edge of the cliff, she moaned. “We’ll never make it, oh… no…”
Joy reached for Sadness, knowing she was on the edge of collapse. “No, no, no, don’t obsess over the weight of life’s problems. Remember that funny movie where the dog dies?”
Sadness thought for a minute. Finally, she slumped down to the ground in a face-plant of despair.
“Sadness, we don’t have time for this,” Joy said.
Joy looked around, trying to figure out the best way back to Headquarters. She saw stacks of memory shelves winding off into the distance. “We’ll have to go around. Take the scenic route,” she said. She took a deep breath and set off.
“Wait! Joy, you could get lost in there!” Sadness shouted after her.
“Think positive!” Joy reminded her.
“Okay,” Sadness said. “I’m positive you will get lost in there! That’s Long-Term Memory. I read about it in the manual.”
Joy’s eyes popped wide open. “The manual?” she cried. “The manual! You read the manual!”
Sadness had had lots of time to read about Long-Term Memory while she was sitting in the “Circle of Sadness.”
Joy ran back to Sadness. “So you know the way back to Headquarters?”
Sadness was confused. “I guess…”
“Congratulations,” Joy beamed. “You are the official Mind Map.”
Sadness didn’t know how to respond. “Thank you?”
“Let’s go! Lead on, Mind Map. Show me where we’re going.”
Sadness nodded, but she didn’t move. “Okay! Only… I’m too sad to walk. Just give me a few hours.”
Joy was not about to let Sadness’s emotional slump slow them down. Determined, she picked up one of Sadness’s legs and dragged her into the labyrinth. “Which way?” Joy asked. “Left?”
“Right,” Sadness said. Joy turned right. “No, I mean, go left. I said left was right. Like ‘correct.’”
“Okay,” Joy said, moving on.
“This actually feels kinda nice,” Sadness said as Joy picked up the pace, pulling her through the maze.
“This is working!” Joy said.
Out of breath and sweating, Joy continued to drag Sadness. They were lost. “This is not working. Are we getting close?”
“Just another right… and a left. Then another left, and a right… ,” Sadness said.
Joy simply grunted in frustration and kept moving.
第 9 章
樂(lè)樂(lè)和憂(yōu)憂(yōu)從懸崖邊往下看,底下是望不到盡頭的深淵。她們不敢相信眼前的景象:耍寶島曾所處的位置現(xiàn)在只剩下一個(gè)巨大的窟窿,整座島嶼完全消失了。
憂(yōu)憂(yōu)立即擔(dān)心起來(lái):“耍寶島沒(méi)了,那就意味著友情島、冰球島、誠(chéng)實(shí)島和家人島都有可能消失。”她一邊說(shuō)一邊轉(zhuǎn)向樂(lè)樂(lè)。
“你能處理好的,對(duì)嗎?”
“我……我不知道。”樂(lè)樂(lè)悵然若失地回答。
憂(yōu)憂(yōu)絕望的嘆息足以促使樂(lè)樂(lè)重現(xiàn)積極樂(lè)觀(guān)。“不管怎樣,我們總得試一試,對(duì)嗎?來(lái)吧。”
天空開(kāi)始暗下來(lái),樂(lè)樂(lè)的目光落在了友情島上。“萊莉已經(jīng)睡了,這是好事,她睡覺(jué)的時(shí)候不會(huì)再有糟糕的事情發(fā)生。我們可以在她醒來(lái)之前回到情緒總部,”樂(lè)樂(lè)說(shuō),“我們只需要越過(guò)友情島。”
當(dāng)憂(yōu)憂(yōu)發(fā)現(xiàn)懸崖邊沒(méi)有路去友情島的時(shí)候,她再一次抱怨起來(lái):“我們永遠(yuǎn)走不過(guò)去,噢……不……”
樂(lè)樂(lè)知道憂(yōu)憂(yōu)已經(jīng)瀕臨奔潰,她伸出手去:“不,不,不,不要過(guò)于糾結(jié)生活中的煩惱。還記不記得那部搞笑電影,有條狗死掉的那部?”
憂(yōu)憂(yōu)想了一會(huì)兒,最后還是滿(mǎn)臉絕望地跌坐在地上。
“憂(yōu)憂(yōu),我們可沒(méi)時(shí)間在這里悲傷。”樂(lè)樂(lè)說(shuō)道。
樂(lè)樂(lè)看看四周,試著找到回情緒總部的最佳路線(xiàn)。她看到一排排記憶架向遠(yuǎn)處蜿蜒。“我們得四處走走,就選那條觀(guān)光路線(xiàn)吧。”說(shuō)完,她深吸一口氣,出發(fā)了。
“樂(lè)樂(lè),等等!你在里面會(huì)迷路的!”憂(yōu)憂(yōu)在后面叫道。
“樂(lè)觀(guān)些!”樂(lè)樂(lè)提醒她。
“好吧,”憂(yōu)憂(yōu)說(shuō),“對(duì)于你會(huì)在里面迷路這點(diǎn)我很樂(lè)觀(guān)!那可是長(zhǎng)期記憶存儲(chǔ)庫(kù),我在指南里面讀到過(guò)。”
樂(lè)樂(lè)睜大了眼睛。“指南?”她叫了起來(lái),“指南!你讀過(guò)指南!”
憂(yōu)憂(yōu)之前待在樂(lè)樂(lè)給她畫(huà)的“憂(yōu)傷之圈”里,有的是時(shí)間去讀那些關(guān)于長(zhǎng)期記憶存儲(chǔ)庫(kù)的內(nèi)容。
樂(lè)樂(lè)跑回憂(yōu)憂(yōu)身邊:“這么說(shuō)你知道回情緒總部的路?”
憂(yōu)憂(yōu)有些猶豫:“或許吧……”
“恭喜你,”樂(lè)樂(lè)開(kāi)心地笑了,“你現(xiàn)在是我們的官方腦圖了。”
憂(yōu)憂(yōu)不知道說(shuō)什么好:“謝謝?”
“出發(fā)吧!腦圖,請(qǐng)?jiān)谇懊鎺?。告訴我我們要去哪里。”
憂(yōu)憂(yōu)點(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭,可是沒(méi)有動(dòng)。“好吧!不過(guò)……我太難過(guò)了,根本走不動(dòng)。你給我?guī)讉€(gè)小時(shí)就好。”
樂(lè)樂(lè)才不會(huì)讓?xiě)n憂(yōu)的悲傷情緒拖她們的后腿。打定主意后,她抬起憂(yōu)憂(yōu)的一條腿,拖著她往迷宮走去。“走哪一邊?”樂(lè)樂(lè)問(wèn),“左邊?”
“是這邊。(right也有“右邊”的意思,樂(lè)樂(lè)理解為憂(yōu)憂(yōu)讓她走右邊了。)”憂(yōu)憂(yōu)回答,樂(lè)樂(lè)轉(zhuǎn)向右邊。“不,我的意思是,走左邊。我是說(shuō)左邊是對(duì)的,是‘正確的’。”
“好吧。”樂(lè)樂(lè)說(shuō)著,繼續(xù)往前走。
樂(lè)樂(lè)加快步伐,拖著憂(yōu)憂(yōu)在迷宮里穿行。“其實(shí)這感覺(jué)還不錯(cuò)。”憂(yōu)憂(yōu)說(shuō)道。
“這方法可行!”樂(lè)樂(lè)說(shuō)道。
樂(lè)樂(lè)繼續(xù)拖著憂(yōu)憂(yōu),氣喘吁吁渾身冒汗。她們迷路了。“看來(lái)不行啊。我們快到了嗎?”
“還要右轉(zhuǎn)……然后左轉(zhuǎn),接著又是左轉(zhuǎn),再右轉(zhuǎn)……”憂(yōu)憂(yōu)回答。
樂(lè)樂(lè)沮喪地嘟囔著繼續(xù)向前走去。