日常英語 那些年媽媽放過的狠話
1. Because I said so!
因為是我說噠！
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2. My mom used to scare me with this one: "Put on clean underwear! If you get hit by a bus, all the nurses will see those dirty ones!". Always wondered which situation would have been worse.
我媽以前會這么說來嚇唬我：“給我穿條干凈內(nèi)褲！不穿的話想想要是你被公交車撞了，護(hù)士們就會看到你的臟內(nèi)褲?！?這估計是最糟糕的狀況了吧。
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3. My mom told me: "All you had to do was drink water. Water will be the cure for anything. If your head hurt, if you got a cold, if you are two inches away from dying …"
我媽跟我說：“喝水就好啦。喝水治百病。頭疼喝水，感冒喝水，離死亡只差兩英寸也……”
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4. Have you lost your cotton-picking mind!
你腦子壞掉啦！
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5. If you fall out of that tree and break both legs, don't come running to me.
要是你從樹上掉下來摔斷兩條腿，別跑過來找我。
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6. I should have swallowed you!
當(dāng)初就該把你塞回去！
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7. 80% kids will get this one: "Don't sit too close to the TV, you'll ruin your eyes!"
很多小孩兒都聽過這句話：“離電視遠(yuǎn)點兒！眼睛會搞瞎！”
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8. You may do whatever you want but not while you are living under my roof.
你想干嘛都可以，但只要住在我眼皮子底下一天，就不行。
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9. I was about 9 or 10 when mom told me: "You'd better learn to wipe your butt better or do your own laundry. No woman wants to live with a man who has dirty draws."
那時候我才9歲10歲吧，我媽跟我說：“你要么學(xué)會擦屁股，要么就自己洗衣服。沒有哪個女人會跟內(nèi)褲上有粑粑印的男人生活?！?/p>
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10. If I can carry you for 9 months, you can carry those groceries from the car to the house.
我的肚子能馱著你9個月，你就不能把這些菜從車上搬到家里？
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11. "I won't get mad if you just tell me." That is the biggest lie moms ever say.
“你早跟我說，我會生氣嗎？” 這估計是媽媽們最大的謊言。
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12. Why do you still live in my house? You are 35.
你為什么還住在我家？你35歲啦。
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13. Wait until your dad gets home.
等你爸回家有你好看。
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14. Wait until you have children.
等你有孩子你就知道了。
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15. "Don't make me turn this car around!" We all know she's not going to turn the car around.
“別逼我掉頭打道回府！” 其實我們都知道她不會掉頭的。
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16. Mummy's just having grape juice like you are. (pouring wine into her wineglass)
和你一樣媽咪只是在喝果汁啦（倒紅酒）。
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17. Don't you roll your eyes at me! I'll take you out and make another one who looks just like you.
你再敢跟我翻白眼！我把你轟出去然后再生一個跟你長得一模一樣的。
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18. Mom: What's my passcode again?
Me: Same as your phone number.
Mom: What's my phone number again?
媽：“我密碼是多少來著？”
我：“你手機(jī)號”
媽：“我手機(jī)號是多少來著？”
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19. Mom: "Who did this?"
Me: "I don't know."
Mom: "I didn't ask WHO did it, I am telling you to pick it up!"
媽：“誰弄的！”
我：“我不知道?！?/p>
媽：“我沒問你是誰弄的，我是叫你給我撿起來！”
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20. "I love my children equally". And we all know that's a lie.
“我對孩子們一視同仁。” 其實我們都知道是假的。
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21. I brought you into this world and I can TAKE YOU OUT.
我可以把你帶到這個世界上，我也可以把你轟出去。
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22. You better not ever start a fight. But if someone starts one with you, YOU BETTER FINISH IT!”
人不犯你你不犯人，人若犯你你最好給我把TA打趴下。
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23. "You are beautiful and people will love you." — Where are those people momma?
“你很漂亮啦，會有人愛你的” —— 老媽，這些人在哪？
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24. If you don't eat your carrots, you won't be able to see in the dark.
要是你不吃胡蘿卜，晚上你就會瞎掉。
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25. This isn't a hotel, you know.
家里不是酒店，你知道吧。
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26. Having to say everything twice, having to say everything twice.
每句話都要說兩遍！真的每句話都要說兩遍！
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27. Close the door. We are not cooling the whole neighborhood.
把門關(guān)上！我們不是在給整個街區(qū)制冷！
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28. If you don't clean the gaps between your toes properly, you'll start growing potatoes out of them.
你要是不認(rèn)認(rèn)真真洗腳指頭中間那塊兒，就會有土豆從那兒長出來。
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29. Dad is a millionaire – in the least worth currency in the world.
你爸其實是個百萬富翁——以世界上最便宜的貨幣算。
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30. You kids are the reason mommy drinks.
你們這幫熊孩子就是媽媽喝酒的原因。
