你的腦力足以讀懂這些英文句子嗎？

　　還記得逼瘋老外的中文同音詩嗎?英文來復(fù)仇了，今天我們就來見識一下英文的同音詩。

　　1. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

　　來自水牛城的水牛1被來自水牛城的水牛2欺負(fù)，又去欺負(fù)了一下來自水牛城的水牛3。

　　首先要知道，buffalo=(名詞)水牛;(動詞)欺負(fù);(地名)水牛城。

　　然后還原一下從句：Buffaloes from Buffalo, NY, whom buffaloes from Buffalo bully, bully buffaloes from Buffalo.

　　2. Will Will will Will's will to Will?

　　Will1會把Will2的遺囑遺贈給Will3嗎?

　　will=(人名);(情態(tài)動詞)將要;(名詞)遺囑;(動詞)遺贈。

　　所以這句其實是：Will [情態(tài)動詞，將會] Will [第1個人] will [動詞，遺贈] Will's [第2個人] will [名詞，遺囑] to Will [第3個人]?

　　3. Rose rose to put rose roes on her rows of roses.

　　Rose站起來，把玫瑰色的魚子放在了她那幾排玫瑰花上。

　　rose=(人名);(名詞)玫瑰;(形容詞)玫瑰色的;(動詞過去式)站起來。

　　roes=(名詞復(fù)數(shù))魚子，且rose和roes的發(fā)音完全一樣。

　　Rose [人名] rose [動詞，站起來] to put rose [形容詞，玫瑰色的] roes [魚子] on her rows of roses [玫瑰花].

　　4. Badger's badgers badgers Badger's badgers.

　　Badger1的獾一直煩 Badger2的獾。

　　badger=(人名);(名詞)獾;(動詞)煩擾。

　　所以，這句其實是：Badger's [第1個人] badgers [名詞，獾] badgers [動詞，煩擾] Badger's [第2個人] badgers [名詞，獾].

　　5. Police police police police police police police police.

　　監(jiān)督警察的警察(督察)，被監(jiān)督督察的警察監(jiān)督，負(fù)責(zé)監(jiān)督警察。

　　police=(名詞)警察;(動詞)監(jiān)管

　　所以Police police, who the police police police police, police police.

　　6. That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is.

　　是就是是，不是就是不是。是這樣嗎?是這樣的。

　　斷句是這樣的：That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.

　　 If it is it, it is it. If it is, it is it, it is!

　　it=(代詞)它;構(gòu)成語法結(jié)構(gòu)。

　　If an object is the object, it is the object. If it is the object, then it is the object, it is!

　　如果說的是這個東西，那就是這個東西了。如果是的話，那就是它了，就它了!

　　7. James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.

　　(場景是課堂上)當(dāng)John想到“had”的時候，James已經(jīng)想到了“had had”。“had had”給老師留下了更好的印象。

　　這是一個典型的過去完成時的句子，斷句如下：James, while John had had 'had', had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

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