學(xué)生英語笑話 這個紀(jì)錄永遠(yuǎn)不會被打破了 That record will stand forever

092 這個紀(jì)錄永遠(yuǎn)不會被打破了 That record will stand forever

Back at my high school for the tenth reunion,I met my old coach. Walking through the gym,we came upon a plaque on which I was still listed as the record holder for the longest softball throw. Noticing my surprise,the coach said,"That record will stand forever." I was about to make some modest comment that records exist to be broken,when he added,"We stopped holding that event years ago."

高中畢業(yè) 10 年以后回母校團(tuán)聚,碰到以前的教練。 我們穿過體育館的時候,看到一塊牌匾,上面刻著我的名字,我仍然是棒球投擲最遠(yuǎn)紀(jì)錄保持者。注意到我的詫異,教練說:"這個紀(jì)錄永遠(yuǎn)不會被打破了。"我剛想謙虛幾句說紀(jì)錄的存在就是為了被打破,他補(bǔ)充說:"我們幾年前就取消這項(xiàng)比賽了。"

reunion n. 團(tuán)聚 gym n. 體育館,健身房 plaque n. 牌匾