雙語笑話：迷糊的醉漢

Stumbling Fool

An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says，“No way，buddy，you’re too drunk.”A few minutes later，the drunk comes in throughout the bathrooms，again he slurs，“Give me a drink.”The bartender says，“No，man，I told you last time you’re too drunk.”Five minutes later the guy comes in throughout the back door and orders a drink. Again the bartender says，“You’re too drunk.”The drunk scratches his head and says，“Damn I must be... the last two places said the same thing.”

迷糊的醉漢

一個令人討厭的醉漢蹣跚地來到一間酒吧的前門，想買酒喝。酒吧招待說：“沒門，伙計，你喝得太多了?！睅追昼姾?，醉漢從洗手間進(jìn)來，再次含糊不清地說：“買杯酒”。招待說：“我最后一次告訴你，沒門。你喝得太多了?！蔽宸昼姾?，醉漢又從后門進(jìn)來買酒。招待再次說：“你喝得太多了?！弊頋h撓了撓自己的腦袋說：“我一定是見鬼了……怎么前面兩個地方的人和你說得一模一樣？”