雙語(yǔ)笑話：迷糊的醉漢

Stumbling Fool

An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says，“No way，buddy，you’re too drunk.”A few minutes later，the drunk comes in throughout the bathrooms，again he slurs，“Give me a drink.”The bartender says，“No，man，I told you last time you’re too drunk.”Five minutes later the guy comes in throughout the back door and orders a drink. Again the bartender says，“You’re too drunk.”The drunk scratches his head and says，“Damn I must be... the last two places said the same thing.”

迷糊的醉漢

一個(gè)令人討厭的醉漢蹣跚地來(lái)到一間酒吧的前門(mén)，想買(mǎi)酒喝。酒吧招待說(shuō)：“沒(méi)門(mén)，伙計(jì)，你喝得太多了?！睅追昼姾螅頋h從洗手間進(jìn)來(lái)，再次含糊不清地說(shuō)：“買(mǎi)杯酒”。招待說(shuō)：“我最后一次告訴你，沒(méi)門(mén)。你喝得太多了?！蔽宸昼姾螅頋h又從后門(mén)進(jìn)來(lái)買(mǎi)酒。招待再次說(shuō)：“你喝得太多了?！弊頋h撓了撓自己的腦袋說(shuō)：“我一定是見(jiàn)鬼了……怎么前面兩個(gè)地方的人和你說(shuō)得一模一樣？”