雙語語言笑話：934　Full Gallop 全速飛奔

英語笑話

934　Full Gallop 全速飛奔

Because I was processing my first accident report at the transport company, I was being particularly attentive. The driver had hit a deer on the highway, and the result was a severely damaged hood and fender. My serious mood was broken, however, when I reached the section of the report that asked, “Speed of other vehicle?” The driver had put “Full gallop.”

因為這是我在運輸公司處理的第一件事故報告，所以我非常嚴(yán)肅認(rèn)真。司機在高速公路上撞上了一頭鹿，造成引擎罩和保險杠嚴(yán)重毀損。然而，當(dāng)我看到司機在事故報告的下一段“對方車速”一欄填“全速飛奔”的時候，我再也保不住自己嚴(yán)肅的態(tài)度了。