雙語黑色笑話：884　Practicing on my father's clients 在我父親的客戶那里練的

英語笑話

884　Practicing on my father's clients 在我父親的客戶那里練的

Shortly after reporting to the 101st Airborne Division, we were ordered to fall out in our dress uniforms. Only problem was, I didn't know how to tie a necktie. So I asked the guy in the next bunk for help. “Sure,” he said. “Lie down.” Confused, I lay down on the bunk and he tied my tie. “Sorry, but this is the only way I know how,” he said. “Comes from practicing on my father's clients.” “What does your father do?” “He's a mortician.”

在向101空降師報(bào)到以后不久，我們就接到命令換上我們的正式軍裝。唯一的問題是我不會(huì)系領(lǐng)帶。我請(qǐng)我隔壁床上的伙伴幫忙。他說：“行，你躺下吧?！蔽颐恢^腦，躺到鋪上，他替我系上領(lǐng)帶。他說：“對(duì)不起，我只會(huì)這樣系。這是在我父親的客戶那里練出來的。”“你父親是干什么的？”“他是殯葬工人?！?