雙語(yǔ)黑色笑話(huà)：876　He no longer lived at that address 他已經(jīng)不在那個(gè)地址住了

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

876　He no longer lived at that address 他已經(jīng)不在那個(gè)地址住了

We telemarketers know we're universally loathed. Still, some people are quite pleasant on the phone. One day I called a number and asked to speak with Mr. Morgan. The woman who answered explained that he no longer lived at that address, but she did have a number where he could be reached. I thanked her, rang that number and was greeted with, “Good morning, Garden Cemetery.”

我們電話(huà)推銷(xiāo)員知道，我們到哪里都是不受歡迎的。不過(guò)，仍然有一些人在電話(huà)上是挺友善的。有一天，我打一個(gè)電話(huà)，要求和摩根先生講話(huà)。接電話(huà)的女人說(shuō)，他已經(jīng)不在那個(gè)地址住了。不過(guò)她有一個(gè)電話(huà)號(hào)碼可以找到他。我謝了她，撥通了那個(gè)電話(huà)號(hào)碼，對(duì)方的問(wèn)候語(yǔ)是：“早上好！這里是花園公墓?！?