雙語黑色笑話：869　What does the ticket say? 這票上怎么說？

英語笑話

869　What does the ticket say? 這票上怎么說？

I am a conductor on the rail road. One day, I saw a passenger seemed irritated at having to hand over his ticket to be punched. “Where are you going today?” I asked, smiling. “Well, what does the ticket say?” replied the traveler sarcastically. “Um, it says you're on the wrong train,” I informed him. “What am I supposed to do now?” asked the flustered passenger. Returning the punched card, I replied calmly, “Ask the ticket.”

我是火車上的驗票員。有一天，我碰到一個乘客很不耐煩地把票遞給我打洞。我問他：“今天你到哪里去？”這個乘客嘲笑地回答：“嗯，這票上怎么說？”我告訴他：“哦，這票上說你上錯車了。”他緊張地問我：“那我該怎么辦？”我把打了洞的票還給他，說：“問這票吧?！?