雙語黑色笑話：859　Are you hurt? 你摔壞了嗎？

英語笑話

859　Are you hurt? 你摔壞了嗎？

While walking through a parking lot, I fell on my back. As I was lying there, a woman stopped and called out, “Are you hurt?” “No. I'm fine,” I said, touched by her concern. “Oh, good,” she continued. “So will you be vacating your parking spot?”

我在停車場走的時候，摔了個仰面朝天。當我還躺在地上的時候，一個女人停下腳步，大喊道：“你摔壞了嗎？”被她的關心所感動，我說：“沒有，我沒事。”她說：“那好。你能不能把停車位空出來？”