英語笑話 - 婚姻篇：774　Wife or Mistress 妻子還是情婦

英語笑話

774　Wife or Mistress 妻子還是情婦

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, “I like both.” “Both?” Engineer: “Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.”

一位建筑師、一位藝術(shù)家和一位工程師在一起討論是花時(shí)間和妻子在一起好，還是和情婦在一起好。建筑師說他喜歡和妻子在一起，為持久的關(guān)系建立一個(gè)堅(jiān)實(shí)的基礎(chǔ)。藝術(shù)家說他喜歡和情婦在一起，因?yàn)樗谀抢镎业郊で楹蜕衩馗?。工程師說：“我兩個(gè)都喜歡?！薄皟蓚€(gè)？”“對(duì)！如果你既有妻子又有情婦，那么她們倆都會(huì)認(rèn)為你是在另一個(gè)女人那里。而你就可以躲進(jìn)實(shí)驗(yàn)室去干點(diǎn)事情。”